Demiconscious – was Ashton tired of a life of tranny tyranny and oppression? may you live in interesting times – between rehab Demi Moore has lead an interesting life. She was a major motion picture actress back in the 80′s and 90′s. Then she had a hi profile marriage to another major 80′s and 90′s [...]
Gossip Overload
Heather Locklear hospitalized Things are heating up so hold on to your hats. 1stly Heather Locklear is back in hospital. She’s had an off and on battle with booze and pills for over 15 years. She kept it a well hidden secret by drinking on the sly and checking into hotels with a sobriety coach [...]
Zsa Zsa Gabor wants to move up in class
For those unfamiliar with Zsa Zsa Gabor – except as a comedic characterture of an aging Hollywood actress, she was the Kim Kardashian of her day (She and her two sisters originated the Kardashian act). That means she was a characterture of a Hollywood sex symbol. That’s kind of like being a female impersonator except [...]
Michael Lohan – "This is the big one"
Remember Michael Lohan? He’s the nominal father of America’s #1 rehabber Lindsay Lohan. Now being Lindsay’s dad has it’s pressures, what with trying to negotiate reality TV deals, selling his daughter’s shit on EBay, and occasionally pretending to give a shit (poor Lindsay – her problems make so much sense when put in context). Looks [...]
Jesse James Engaged
They used to say romance was dead – now it’s time to put it out of it’s misery! Going from Sandra Bullock to Bombshell Magee seems something like a tragedy. Things have gotten even more tragic for Jesse James recently. Since fucking up his A List marriage JJ has gone on from Bullock to Magee [...]
Lisa and her lips
Now from big talk about loose lips to loose talk about big lips Actress Lisa Rinna is pretty well known. Some credit belongs to her costars – those outsized lips that have become her trade mark. Lisa had them packed full of silicone back in 1986, a good 10 years before chicks started routinely getting [...]
National Enquirer giving Michael Douglas 3 months
Remember when the National Enquirer gave Michael Jackson 6 months to live? That was back around 6 months before he died. They almost got as much creditability out of that as they do from their Pulitzer prize nomination. Naturally the encouragement sent them on a deathwatch spree, and they were predicting the immanent demise of [...]
Michael Douglas has throat cancer – Julia Roberts goes holy cow
When it rains it pours. First Michael Douglas’ oldest son Cameron is arrested for drug trafficking, now the actor himself is diagnosed with throat cancer. In other, less tragic, news Julia Roberts decision to convert to Hinduism has created turmoil at home. Roberts made the jump from Christianity to Hinduism while filming Eat Pray Love [...]
When Enough is Enough
Fallen Idol American Idol Fantasia has been busy recently. She wrecked a marriage, got herself into a sex video (the surest path to celebrity according to celeb spawn Dakota, or Montana, Fishburn). Now Fantasia figured that she didn’t need that kind of PR and so she took and overdose. Original speculation was that the pressure [...]
Mel Gibson more mama drama
Mel in the Family If they still had those classic boozy celebrity roasts rife with crude humour and clumsy sarcasm, like the kind Dean Martin used to specialize in back in the early 70′s; then Mel Gibson would’ve been the superstar most likely to have been roasted, up to the past few years. He was [...]
