Yesterday’s post covered how Megan Fox’s big mouth deep sixed her car as a brainless sex kitten. When you’re a celebrity you have to think of your mouth as a loaded gun with a hare trigger – it could go off at the wrong time and ruin everything if you’re not careful with it. Just [...]
Dick gets pissy
Rogue Dick When you take to gossip blogging there are some people you can’t do with out. Like Andy Dick. On a slow news day he can be like 10 Lindsay Lohans on meth! You’ll be sitting at your word processor all dejected and at a loss about what to write when suddenly you’ll blunder [...]
Brat Pack
gotten rotten If you read the last Wondertrash post you might have gotten the feeling that I’m just not trying anymore. Maybe the word ‘apathetic’ in the title was a give away. Trying leads to so much mischief in life – if our celebrities are any indication – that sometimes not trying is worth a [...]
The chips are still down for Chris Brown
I told you not to push the wrong buttons! Charlie Sheen isn’t the only celebrity missing a publicist. You can add Chris Brown to the list. It’s been a rough year for Brown. Things went wrong for him a couple of Academy Awards ago. He and his then gal pal Rihanna were set to perform [...]
Zsa Zsa Gabor wants to move up in class
For those unfamiliar with Zsa Zsa Gabor – except as a comedic characterture of an aging Hollywood actress, she was the Kim Kardashian of her day (She and her two sisters originated the Kardashian act). That means she was a characterture of a Hollywood sex symbol. That’s kind of like being a female impersonator except [...]
Michael Lohan Arrested for Felony Domestic Violence
Michael Lohan: Fame is an octagon It’s seems like trouble is the Lohan family business. On that score Lindsay seems to be the main bread winner with her frequent legal run ins and rehab stints. Papa Mikey is no slouch when it comes to rowdy hell raising himself. Mike has this problem which is that [...]
Rush Fools In Where Angels Fear to Tread
What’s the difference between Gilbert Gottleib and Rush Limbaugh – Gottlieb doesn’t pretend to be a serious political commentator! What can you say about a big fat pill head who shoots of his mouth public? Now I’m not referring to Alex Jones. Jones is cogent & thoughtful compared to this professional blowhard. The blowhard is [...]
2 1/2 Men On Indefinite Hiatus
@least this takes the pressure off of Lindsay Lohan! http://www.youtube.com/get_player getting by on the benefit of the doubt By now everyone has heard the news about Charlie Sheen. He’s been getting more attention than Lindsay Lohan & Mohammar Quadaffi, put together. However to keep you up to speed: Charlie has been going through along steady [...]
Faye Dunnaway – Snaky on a Plane
Today out of the starting gateway have a living legend – Faye Dunaway. You might remember her from such important work as Bonnie & Clyde, not to mention Network. Faye has been on the edges of the radar for w awhile what with her being over 60 and a woman in Hollywood. Hollywood Beauty has [...]
Gisele Bundchen is the Sundance Kid
one stone short of a pile Every so often some model or actress is not content with beauty & undeserved accomplishment; they want to know everything too. Sharon Stone used to claim to be a member of Mensa, and play chess games in public restaurants. She’d go in with a friend, pick a seat and [...]
