Gossip Overload

Heather Locklear hospitalized Things are heating up so hold on to your hats. 1stly Heather Locklear is back in hospital. She’s had an off and on battle with booze and pills for over 15 years. She kept it a well hidden secret by drinking on the sly and checking into hotels with a sobriety coach [...]

Send in the clones

Remember when Octomom got big a few years back (both literally and figuratively)? Apart from the fact that she’d had 8 kids at once, the thing that amazed people was her resemblance to Angelina Jolie. Then it turned out that the resemblance, like the pregnancy wasn’t on the level. She’d got her self knocked up [...]

Lucky Stiffs

Fame is like being the stiff at your own funeral Remember when Randy & Evi Quaid went off their heads and sought refugee status in Vancouver? They claimed that organized bands of “starwhackers” were targeting the rich and famous, like themselves, for death. The motive was money. The Quaids maintained that with unpredictable and flighty [...]

Beautiful Loser – Is Megan Fox a Druggie?

A long time ago, back when Megan Fox was the second coming of sex… When Megan Fox got dropped off of T3 everyone naturally assumed that director Michael Bay had enough of her big overactive mouth. After all she did basically call T2 a piece of crap, or something, on a late night talk show. [...]

Comeback kids

‘Wound modern, aged band-waggon.’ Yesterday’s post covered the sad strange tale of Randy and Evi Quaid. They are the former B List entertainers who ran afoul of a Hollywood business cult called the Starwhackers, and wound up having to run to Canada to seek political asylum, and to speak out freely on organized crime in [...]

When Bunnies Attack

Bunny Bummer At 66 Angela Dorian has had a long and varied career int he entertainment industry. You may remember her from bit parts and guest roles on series like Hogan’s Heroes, Star Trek, Perry Mason and Bonanza. She was also in Rosemary’s Baby (man the RB curse has claimed so many!). She perhaps best [...]

Paltrow & Hudson bitch about Hollywood

Gwenyth Paltrow and Kate Hudson have given interviews to November’s issue of Elle Magazine in which they talk about the down side of being a major Hollywood movie star. Now you’d think that they had it made, however the girls want to remind you that it’s not all getting dumped by Brad Pitt and getting [...]

Don’t call me fucking Joey!

everything old is loud again! So what’s it like to be a famous actor, and a cast member of one of televisions most beloved sit coms? What MASH was for baby boomers Friends was for Gen X’ers – though without the political protest, idealism, of pretense of concern with anything out side or beyond one’s [...]

Lindsay Lohan: On the Bubble, Again

repeat offender “What in the fuck is wrong with Lindsay Lohan?” That’s what the celebrity gossip world is asking after the young actress flunked yet another court mandated drug test. Since last night’s wondertrash post, the exact substance of concern has been made known and it is none other than cocaine. Lindsay herself admitted this [...]

Is it worth it?

the fame problem http://www.viddler.com/player/aca10b7d/ These days everyone seems to want their 15 minutes of fame. As Bart Simpson said, when Milhouse wanted to chuck his role as Fall Out Boy in the Radioactiveman film, “It’s the duty of every patriotic American to want to be a movie star!” This strange form pf patriotism persists despite [...]

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