heartbreaking new Megan Fox photo

Megan Fox is in bad shape lately Remember when Megan Fox was the hottest girl on the planet? That was back during the first Transformers flick. That was in 2007 when she had the role of Mikaela Banes, Shia Labouef’s unlikely girlfriend. Though Shia was the star Megan was the girl people came to see. [...]

Shit Com

a big shit com burning britches behind Chuck Lorre is sending out a strong message that drugging, boozing, stripper chasing, and other general tom foolery and shit fuckery will not be tolerated. To that end he has ordered Charlie Sheen killed. Not actually but virtually, in the form of his 2 ½ Men character. It [...]

Curious George & Dimpled Chad

the President is still allegedly American conspiracy theories and the “other” Mrs. Obama President Barack Obama has been getting some grief from conspiracy theorists since he was elected. The most notable theory but by no means the only one is that Barack Obama was born in Kenya, and so is ineligible to be President based [...]

Dr Laura: Livin’ on the air

Disclaimer: The following story was given to me by an unnamed source, so it’s probably untrue, which is to say false. strong opinions & sharp wit Once upon a time and on your local radio station Dr Laura Schlessinger was the biggest deal in AM talk radio. She’s a bright energetic woman, not shy about [...]

Dreamboat Annie is a knock out!

actress reverts to feral state! Annie Hathaway’s most recent role is as Catwoman in the up coming Batman. She’s taking the role very seriously too. In fact it might be bringing out the young lady’s feral steak. Anne was sparring with one of the stunt men a got so involved in her erotica villainess role [...]

Jennifer Aniston finds new love!

Ever since Brad Pitt tossed over Jennifer Ansiton for the crazy woman (maybe Jolie isn’t that bad), America has had to put up with one of it’s most tiresome soap opera’s since Archie Betty & Veronica .Jolie’s currently optioning that script and pitching the Betty role to Aniston, via Aniston & Pitt’s production company. She’s [...]

Tom Cruise on life with Katie Holmes "Our Love Story is a Conspiracy Theory!"

2 questions you should ask any celebrity Not long ago a Mocksure field agent ran into one of Hollywood’s most interesting leading men. So they got a chance to ask them all sorts of up close and personal questions, like “What the fuck is going on?”, and “Are you for real?” So I am pleased [...]

Catherine Zeta Jones as Wonder Woman

Remember about 10 years back when there was some excitement about Catherine Zeta Jones possibly playing Wonder Woman? There was even rumors that she’d been fitted for a WW costume. Well I am pleased to be able to confirm those rumors – and in fact post some of those previously lost stills right here! Now [...]

Corrs New Album Cover Preview!

Popular Irish jazz pop ensemble The Corrs have had their ups and downs. In fact for the past ten years members have been on the outs with each other on and off. However fans will be glad to here that they’re back together, almost, and back in the studio working on a brand new album. [...]

David Cassidy DUI

marshmallow stars Celebrities can have fits of bad judgment. This is especially true if the poor wretches are former child stars. Among child stars names like Danny Bonaduce usually get the bad ink. Danny’s Partridge Family co stars have have kept their noses clean – with the exception of Susan Dey and her battle with [...]

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