Paris Hilton Techno Track "Drunk Text" VIDEO

“It’s a hot mess of misspelled obscenities, body parts, and run-on questions.” There’s something new from Paris Hilton – a spoken word techno track called “Drunk Text“. “My mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent.” http://www.youtube.com/get_player This could be only the beginning cause Paris plans to release a full length album later! Latest Gossip [...]

Demi Moore Going to be in Rehab for a While

It’s been a rough time for Demi Moore. Her marriage to 70′s Show hottie Ashton Kutcher went down the tubes. So while the Kutch went off to South America and surfed in the streets Demi got herself into a damsel in distress type situation. Actually she had some drug related trouble. That lead to some [...]

"Catwoman, an alien and a pirate"

What would Wondertrash be without a daily dose of celebrity superhero madness? Fortunately or not today is not the day when you have to answer that question, cause there’s superhero madness on tap! It seems that very recently – a that means last night – there was an incident outside the Hollywood Kodak theater that [...]

A trash flash from the past

the flashy and the trashy Image via Wikipedia In life there’s trashy and there’s toxic. Trashy can be campy good fun, like Paris Hilton; while toxic can be an accident waiting to happen, like Anne Heche. Heche started her career as a soap opera actress back on Another World. She played twins. Since she played [...]

‘The World According to Paris’

Paris sez: Fame is like sex, you’ll never be the same sex sells, crime pays, but not without regrets Paris Hilton used to be a somewhat respectable ex Catholic school girl (she went to the same exclusive religious prep as Lady Gaga – have they got something to answer for!) with a pedigree and a [...]

Paris Hilton prosecutor busted in coke deal

Paris Hilton is a gal who gets in and out of trouble. Like Lindsay Lohan she usually gets away with it. Usually it’s because she always lands on her feet. Sometimes one of her 9 lives comes in handy. Then there are those other occasions when her deal with darkness must be responsible. Like lately. [...]

The Celebrity Minute: 1 celebrity minute out of 15 minutes of fame

Paris says that she’ll do whatever it takes to fix her image. Glad she’s focused on the real problem. If she knew what she was saying, and meant it as sardonic humour, then everyone has radically underestimated that young woman! Of course if she knows what she’s doing then she’s a fucking genius. If Paris [...]

Paris Hilton Busted for Cocaine

more hookery than usual Seems like Paris Hilton can’t stay out of trouble for very long. Just last night she was put cruising on the Las Vegas Strip (and outside outside the Wynn Hotel) when she got pulled over by the cops. Las Vegas’ finest observed what they thought was marijuana smoke coming out of [...]

paparazzi vs celebs – release the hounds

We’ve heard a lot from Mel Gibson lately; mostly drunkenly screaming vulgarities at ex Oksana Grigorieva via the series of illegal audio recordings she made. Now that everyone in the world knows Mel has a temper, it might be interesting to note that Grigrorieva has one too, especially when concerned by your friendly neighborhood paparazzi. [...]

Celebrity tweet of the day – Paris Hilton

something romantic, something pedantic No one has ever accused Paris Hilton of being a ‘rock scientist’, except for the befuddled Tara Reid. Tara might not even know what she means by a ‘rock scientist’. Ms. Hilton’s mistake is more mundane (and one that any blogger might have made). Paris makes a fairly basic grammatical error [...]

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