the President is still allegedly American conspiracy theories and the “other” Mrs. Obama President Barack Obama has been getting some grief from conspiracy theorists since he was elected. The most notable theory but by no means the only one is that Barack Obama was born in Kenya, and so is ineligible to be President based [...]
Tom Cruise on life with Katie Holmes "Our Love Story is a Conspiracy Theory!"
2 questions you should ask any celebrity Not long ago a Mocksure field agent ran into one of Hollywood’s most interesting leading men. So they got a chance to ask them all sorts of up close and personal questions, like “What the fuck is going on?”, and “Are you for real?” So I am pleased [...]
Comeback kids
‘Wound modern, aged band-waggon.’ Yesterday’s post covered the sad strange tale of Randy and Evi Quaid. They are the former B List entertainers who ran afoul of a Hollywood business cult called the Starwhackers, and wound up having to run to Canada to seek political asylum, and to speak out freely on organized crime in [...]
Momma Mia
a little tittle tattle The Gawker has caught everyone’s attention with a salacious bit of tittle tattle posted earlier today. According to their blind gossip item a major celebrity – barely an A Lister in their words – is a very sick customer. When they say sick they mean well beyond the usual Hollywood standards. [...]
Rick Sanchez Fired From CNN – The Damned Jews Got Another One!
disclaimer:the following is written in conspiracy theory form, as a satire of ideas that are becoming more apparent in our society News, views, and Jews! http://videos.mediaite.com/embed/player/?layout=&playlist_cid=&media_type=video&content=27825Q2T9MT1CHWX&widget_type_cid=svp Rick Sanchez used to be an on air personality with CNN. Nowadays he’s hotter under the collar than George Dubya in a burqa. So what’s got Rickie’s hijab in [...]
Oh My Stars
Stars are huge unstable balls of explosive energy which generate so much gravity that they suck in everything near by, and make escape nearly impossible. They also have the ability to solve some of the world’s most serious problems; the kind that scientists and politicians have been struggling with for centuries. If you don’t believe [...]
Al Gore Personality? Personality Galore!
was next Since Al Gore and wife Tipper announced the end of their long time political partnership, & their marriage; folk have been wondering “Why now?” Since it couldn’t have taken Al this long to realize his political future was past him “I was the next President of the United States“), people are speculating about [...]
Lots of Lost
Get Lost: Took My Money, Took My Car; Told Her Startled Friends She’s Gonna Be A Star! Where Am I? On the Island. What do you want? Entertainment! – The Prisoner Meets Gilligan’s Island finally over. Lost is the show that made Canadian Evangeline Lilly a star by breaking up her marriage to super supportive [...]
Justin Bieber is a member of the Illuminati!
Illuminated Assholes & other public enemies How do you go from being one of about 100 000 kids posting their videos onto youtube, into being the biggest singing sensation since Susan Boyle? Well if you’re Justin Bieber then you’ve got friends in high places, like Usher. If you are you, or me, then you might [...]
Messing With Milla
cruel to be kind ’cause it’s easy to be hard It would be easy to be hard on Halle Berry for driving another man out of her life. It would be easy because it’s her fault. If she can’t be blamed she’s probably still responsible. Yet she and Gabs were trying to make it in [...]
