They used to say romance was dead – now it’s time to put it out of it’s misery! Going from Sandra Bullock to Bombshell Magee seems something like a tragedy. Things have gotten even more tragic for Jesse James recently. Since fucking up his A List marriage JJ has gone on from Bullock to Magee [...]
English woman hit by lightning – nervous bystanders hope for the best
Is it the wedding of the millennium again already? That title is a little misleading. The woman hasn’t been struck by lightening. Lightening sounds so sudden and this has been coming on for about 8 years now. That’s because the lady in question is Katherine “Waity Katy” Middleton, and the lightening came in the form [...]
Brandon Davis Is Not Dead
Lard Lad & Tubby Lady Killer Still Among the Living Brandon Davis is not dead. The story got started through a report on Fox news about an anonymous 26 year old who got killed in a gas station explosion. Blogs like Perezhilton were quick to go with this starting a Google trends overload on Brandon [...]
Is Lady Gaga a soul stealer?
More Gaga Lady Gaga has been accused of some weird shit, like being a hermaphrodite, being a bad influence, being a druggie, corrupting the youth of America, ripping off Madonna’s routine, and being a member of the Illuminati (according to Tila Tequila). Now she’s been accused of soul stealing. If she hasn’t exactly stolen some [...]
Mel Gibson Soap Opera Continues
What do you give the man who has everything (& then some!)? A way out. The Mel Gibson Soap Opera continues with yet another heated row on audio tape. This time the bone of connection seems to be a baby sitter that Oksana found though her dentist. Mel to exception to the woman and called [...]
Megan Fox Wedding PIctures
They’ve have and on again off again engagement for a while now but Megan Fox and her steady Brain Austin Green finally tied the knot. The official Megan Fox wedding pix are making the rounds too. For instance Entertainment Tonight showed some of them in their official Megan Fox Wedding coverage: Now what they didn’t [...]
The Ghost of Megan’s Future
Megan Fox and long time boyfriend Brian Austin Green have recently tied the know, and wondertrash would like to be the first entertainment blog anywhere to post an exclusive picture of Ms. Fox from the wedding, complete with a bridal veil: is Megan Fox Losing Face? Doesn’t Megan make a lovely bride? Just kidding, that’s [...]
Rehab Romance Rebound
Matches and gasoline: together again! Believe it or not, it’s being reported that troubled singer Amy Winehouse, and her troublesome ex Blake Civil-Fielder have had a ‘commitment ceremony’. Though some think that they’d be better off being committed to an institution, the pair are said to have had some sort of a ritual, involving vague [...]
Madonna Never Learns
Madonna has had a colourful personal life. Her marriage to Sean Penn gave the tabloids a field day. Whenever they were out together and a paparazzo looked at them the wrong way Sean went off. The whole thing ended when Sean supposedly ‘took her hostage’: that is he tied her up nude and left her [...]
Heidi and Seal do it in again, & in style
Singer Seal and model Heidi Klum have renewed their vows in what could be described as a unique commitment ceremony. Spectators at Malibu’s Broad Beach on Saturday were treated to a wold spectacle as the couple participated in a ‘Trailer trash’ style ceremony. By trailer trash I mean they had the whole 9 yards – [...]
