Raw Video: Bomb Squad Called to Oprah’s Studios

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George Clooney’s new girl

Another slack jawed blank eyed bimbo with big fake tits. She might last through the summer.

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Should Jon & Kate be taken off the air?

Kate Gosselin’s brother & sister are quite vocal in their opinion that the show is ruining the family.

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So should Jon & Kate + 8 get the ax? I’m sure Octomom would love to fill in their time slot! Maybe Jon Gosselin could get some kind of spin off?

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Joe Jackson’s bombshell

Joe Jackson has a bombshell – Michael had another son & he has star potential!

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Sienna Miller – Bride of Chucky?


Sienna Miller has always been an action figure when it comes to other ladies’ husbands. Now Sienna has an action figure, based on her GI Joe character the Baroness. However Sienna isn’t thrilled about being immortalized in plastic. For one thing she takes issue with the doll’s looks:

‘My doll is cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen. Action figures are always a bit off, aren’t they? Oddly enough from side on it is definitely me but front on she looks sort of possessed.’

Cross eyed and plastic – sounds like Nicole Kidman! So should we be expecting some Chucky version of Sienna? Here’s a glimpse at the finished product. If you’re in the market for a possessed doll you’ll know exactly what to look for!



Sienna concerns aren’t strictly merchandising related. The savvy actress also has an eye to the box office. Says Sienna:

‘It’s really exciting to be in a film that people actually want to go and see! I was having to pay people to see my movies!

‘Certain really great directors have wanted to do films with me, but unless you’ve had a film that’s opened with a certain amount of money, you’re not bankable to studios.

‘If you want to make amazing, artistic films, you’ve got to have some sort of box office credibility, which I don’t have.’


So Miller is developing the common touch, in addition to her taste for married men! Now that’s just the type of attitude Michael Bay was looking for in Megan Fox! Plus she’s taking the whole doll thing much better than Sharon Stone did in a similar situation. If you’ll recall she threw a fit and refused to attend a Children’s AIDS benefit when a Stone themed Barbie doll that was to be auctioned off didn’t resemble her (it wasn’t plastic enough). Leaving sick kids in the lurch she went off to the more prestigious Carousel of Hope fundraiser. There’s more to charity then helping out a bunch of losers; there’s also the very important chance to social network! Charity begins at home, so keep working for the greatest good of the greatest number (& the great number is 1!). Most importantly keep riding that carousel of hope long after you’ve stopped chasing your dreams and they’ve started chasing you!

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Katherine Jackson gets custody of Michael’s kids

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Lucy Lawless gets naked for ‘Spartacus’!

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