Paris Does Push Ups

By push ups I don’t mean the exercise. We know that Paris Hilton never bothers with that, and instead relies on a high octane combo of booze, pills, and round the clock partying to maintain her ‘too rich & too thin’ figure (that’s a recipe that only needs a fuse, as in the case of Lindsay Lohan; or a match, in the case of Amy Winehouse). In this case push ups refers to the kind of bra that makes Paris look like she’s experienced a recent growth spurt. Now this is giving Paris the benefit of the doubt when she says that it’s a bra and it’s for her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. You could be forgiven if you jumped to the conclusion that she had something done, like Carrie Prejean. Carpe squeeze’em!

her cups runneth over


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