Living in the past – facing the consequences

So Ronnie Wood is talking about the Small Faces. Is young ex companion is doing some talking too and she doesn’t care what she says – like he’s a drunken & shrunken old brute with the sexual charisma of Mr Burns from the Simpsons. Also Mick Jagger has reportedly suspended Ronnie from his permanent temporary gig with the Rolling Stones.

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Mel Gibson is mad, and ‘fucking’ mad about gossip and celebrity scrutiny. Just listen to him in the following short video interview!

The life of an alcoholic movie star is a rough one. Why only recently Rip Torn was arrested for breaking into a bank with a pistol. Naturally Rip was ripped, so perhaps the pistol talked him into it or something. In addition to B&E, Rip has also lived a very colourful life which has included a DUI arrest and an assault on a director with a hammer (Rip hit him in the head – no word on whether the hammer talked him into it).

Coming soon to the National Enquirer

Buried Body ID’d As Missing Fla. Lottery Winner

Well if he was stupid enough to get murdered than he deserves to be dead! It’s not like he didn’t have money or anything.

Look there up in the sky – is it a bird? is it a plane? Does Balloon Boy fly again?

In other news the UFO’s have landed in Harbour Mille Newfoundland!

Of course the main questions about UFO’s remain unanswered – who are they? where do they come from? and why do they come?

Never fear, though the aliens may be 100’s years ahead of the human race we’ve got one thing they haven’t;bloody mindedness!

UFO – Identified
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Remember that aliens are more afraid of you than you are of them. Earth’s just a bad place for your flying saucer to run out of gas!

PS. Now Newfoundland has more in common with Ireland than the accent and local family names!

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Plus Celebitchy is reporting that Brad has called Angelina a “bitch” behind her back. Now I’m sure that he only meant that in the most positive sense. Besides who doesn’t think that she’s a bitch?

Alicia Keys/Pete Doherty and Susan Boyle

Pete Doherty recently got into trouble again when he was caught on a traffic violation. When he appeared in court he still had his stash on him – about $500 of heroin. The judge told Petey that he was either stupid or publicity seeking, but he avoided jail time.

Michael Douglas son Cameron Douglas, who’s girlfriend was caught smuggling him heroin concealed in a tooth brush – once again in court – wasn’t so lucky. That lad is looking at serious jail time. Big Daddy Michael says that he is very disappointed, then again I’m sure that Cameron could say as much about him.

Susan Boyle has had a rough week. She was publicly referred to as a ‘virus’. Her home was also broken into by an obsessed fan. This has caused her brother to express some fears for her safety.

State of the Union address

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Coming hot on the heels of President Obama’s SOTU address is some very good news for the markets – Ford has turned a profit.