David Beckham Gets Groped

Prankster goes nuts for Beckham’s balls!

The Sun has just moved into Aquarius and already the tomfoolery is starting, by way of some lame practical jokes! Like what just happened to poor, guileless David Beckham.

I suppose that those things are an irresistible temptation to some people. After the barrage of Armani underwear adds most of us just find them annoying – like those pool ball air fresheners some people hang on their rear-view mirrors. As for David, he’s gonna have to stay on the ball unless he want’s to get caught by the nuts!

Now a little musical dedication for our joker of the day, who had the balls to make a public spectacle of themselves by going after Beckham’s package armed only with a dish-washing glove!

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Tiger Woods Spotted in Pine Groves Sex Rehab

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Brittany Murphy’s Husband on Today!

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Politics as usual, & then some!

Loverboy John Edwards fesses up about his love child. In the wake of David Letterman and Tiger Woods, cheating on your terminal wife during a Presidential campaign doesn’t seem too bad. Everyone knows that men are not personally responsible where matters of sex are concerned. Besides his future has been shot down the crapper like so much slimy, sticky toilet paper, so what’s he got to lose by honesty now?

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Congratulations to the new Republican senator from the great state of Massachusetts, Scott Brown. Though he may differ from his predecessor, Edward Kennedy, on important points of policy, it’s beginning to look like they may have some similarities in character. I’m sure that FOX is okay with this.

Scott Brown has a history of winning!

The lad might have some potential in politics. He knows how to reveal himself while still keeping the main points concealed! He’d just better come clean!

BTW rumors have Brangelina separated, but keeping a united front for the kids. By this time the world is well past caring.

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Mischa Barton on SVU

Mischa Barton had a mere 7 lines on Law and Order but just couldn’t get them straight. She’d flub them, or forget them. Often she’d she’d miss her mark, causing Mariska Hagirty to have to prompt her “It’s your turn!”. Upshot is that a mere 7 lines lead to 10 hours of taping!

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