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Buried Body ID’d As Missing Fla. Lottery Winner

Well if he was stupid enough to get murdered than he deserves to be dead! It’s not like he didn’t have money or anything.

Look there up in the sky – is it a bird? is it a plane? Does Balloon Boy fly again?

In other news the UFO’s have landed in Harbour Mille Newfoundland!

Of course the main questions about UFO’s remain unanswered – who are they? where do they come from? and why do they come?

Never fear, though the aliens may be 100’s years ahead of the human race we’ve got one thing they haven’t;bloody mindedness!


UFO – Identified
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Remember that aliens are more afraid of you than you are of them. Earth’s just a bad place for your flying saucer to run out of gas!

PS. Now Newfoundland has more in common with Ireland than the accent and local family names!

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