Sex Addiction

Ever since Tiger Woods’ mojo went berserk people have been asking “is sex addiction for real?” Many celebrity types claim to be suffering from it. The list goes from John F. Kennedy right up to modern day sleazes & douch bags like Charlie Sheen and the under endowed (allegedly) but very over active Jon Gosselin. Michael Douglas once claimed to be a sex addict. He then went on to screw Catherine Zeta Jones till she became bow legged! Mikey seems to have sex on the brain (an unfortunate place to have it as Brit journalist Malcolm Muggeridge once wryly observed). While being interviewed about his son’s problems with another kind of addiction, Michael got side tracked and began talking about what a wonderful enhancement Viagra is. It was as if he decided to segue – “While we’re on the topic of drugs…” His one track mind started to wander back in the same old direction.

Celebrities aren’t really so different from everyone else went it comes to the birds and the bees. Everyone likes sex – except for the misfits! Celebs are just in a position to get a lot more action! It’s human nature to try and get as much of a good thing as possible. So isn’t addiction just an excuse? In the following short video the usual array of experts, shrinks, commentators, and other professional know it alls add their two cents worth to the debate. Naturally nothing gets resolved. Just take a look see.

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Whether or not sex addiction is real, indulging with a vengeance can leave you sorry. It also can leave a lot of people demanding apologies. One of Tiger’s many many many companions wants to know why he hasn’t tried to make nice with her yet. It looks like Woods didn’t leave her wanting more.

Now on a final note –

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Denise Richards and Friend Chat With Paparazzi

So what’s celebuslut Denise Richards’ up to these days? When she’s not defending her ex Charlie Sheen, or relentlessly Twittering, she likes to chat up the paparazzi, like in the following youtube video –

come on and come off it

It’s a pleasure to see a celeb who actually appreciates the attention, rather than lashing out temper tantrum style. Then again with no actual talent, rapidly fading looks, and a reputation that’s dirt; Denise is probably glad anyone’s paying attention to her. Celebrities complain about the paparazzi, but I’m sure that they’re secretly glad the gutter press is there. They wouldn’t be on Twitter telling the world about what they had for dinner if they weren’t desperate for attention.

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Johnny Depp Talks Alice in Wonderland

Johnny Depp ain’t the only one with a sweet new gig. Britney Spears has found some new employment too!

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Octomom does the View

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London Fashion Week: Day four

At least this is still a Pam Anderson free event.

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Growing Pains Star Still Missing

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Pamela Anderson Looking Shiteous

More unsightly than Lisa Rinna


Pamela Anderson
showed up recently @ NYC Fashion Week looking busted. In fact she may as well have been a tranny on meth. Her face is so fucked up that not even liberal applications of Preparation H could restore the situation!

Pam looks worse for wear

the ‘worse for wear’ collection?

Anderson showed to help out her friend and business partner Richie Rich. So why the sudden interst in fashion for a woman most famous for wearing a beach towel. Pamela’s broke. She’s owes about $1 million in home renovation bills and back taxes. So she’s been running around desperately pimping herself out. She did some pantomime in the UK, bared her boobs in Australia, and now she’s giving fashionistas the creeps in the Big Apple. They don’t creep out easy either. As a matter of fact she’s taken on every paying job short of giving Arab oil Sheiks blow jobs – as far as I know.

Trailer park girl

To give Pammy her full due when she had the money she spent it. She had her pool lined with platinum tile, and once ordered $100 000 in fake snow for an LA beach party. Fake snow might sound like a bit much but artificial is a them of Anderson’s life and career. Now her finances have reached such a sorry state that she took to living in a trailer while work continued on her home. She also began screwing the electrical contractor but dropped him shortly after work was completed. Guess how she paid that bill!

the ravages of fame & fortune

To give you an idea of just how far Pammy has plummeted, here is some startling before and after imagery, set to the familiar Baywatch theme.

the higher the height the farther the fall & the higher up the tree he climbs, the more of the monkey’s ass you see!

Though Pam has been desperate for paying gigs, she no longer has her pick of the choice projects. She has to take what she can get – catch as catch can style. So has Pamela reached the bottom of the barrel yet? Judgment on that might be reserved to see whether or not she shows up on reality TV with Jon Gosselin.

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Jersey Shore cast on the View

They’re the kids who’ve popularized fast living and orange tans. They’ve also reinforced some Italian-American stereotypes. Here they are, the cast of Jersey Shore on the View!

Fans of Jersey Shore may be either relieved or disappointed to hear that JWOWW is not getting larger implants, depending on how you feel about big fake boobs! Sounds like some one is jealous of Snooki.

Now here’s a little more ‘reality’ for your enjoyment!

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He looks just like Sylvester the Cat. I hope that’s not Tweety Bird float around the bowl!

Remember that if reality TV sucks, there are still the movies to fall back on, or are there?

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LOGAN LERMAN THE NEXT SPIDER-MAN?

Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire are officially out of Spiderman 4. So who’s in? Looks like Percy Jackson star Logan Lerman is going to be featured in what industry insiders are calling a “Spiderman reboot”.

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BTW the lovely and talented Megan Fox still isn’t Wonder Woman. Perhaps she still thinks that an invisible plane is more lame than a talking car called Bumblebee. Besides at 5’3″ she’s way too short to play the 6 ft tall Diana.


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Relationshit

Has anyone been wondering whatever happened to Hillary Duff since she fucked up her face and her career ran out of steam? Probably not. She kept busy instigating hockey violence – glad she kept busy – and now she’s engaged or something.

Speaking of relationships and violence

Best of luck to the happy couple and hopefully thinks work out better for them than for the Sheen-Muellers. Charlie and Brooke had a big Christmas bust up during which, Brooke claimed, Charlie threatened to carve her up instead of the Turkey. Charlie spent Christmas day in the clink, and the following few days with ex Denise Richards visiting his kids.

Brooke quickly decided that she made the whole thing up – it’s a woman’s prerogative to change her mind, a whore’s to change her story – and while her lawyer (who may or may not be Gloria Allred) insisted that it really did happen and Brooke isn’t denying anything. I guess it pays to keep your options open.

Brooke quickly entered rehab. This allowed her to hide from the press, the lawyer, and maybe even get some help for those serious addiction issued she’s rumored to have. Just to keep you up to speed – after the Christmas Day Knife Fight stories began emerging, via Perezhilton among other – that Brooke was a crack addicted meth abusing slut who’d do Jon Gosselin for an 8 ball. Supposedly she did cocaine and entered rehab while pregnant. The latest twist in this story has Brooke leaving rehab, and Charlie going in! Their marriage might survive, just as long as they are never in the same place at the same time! Who’ll check up on the kids, besides that nannies? Well that’s already been taken care of.

It’s not all blood, sweat and tears though. The world’s hottest woman – according to MaximOlivia Wilde, is doing a sexy new photo shoot. Here’s the video on that, so enjoy!

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