Bud Bundy’s Back

Married With Children’s David Faustino has taken time out from his campaign to legalize marijuana and is featured in a new projected. Just take a look!

http://www.crackle.com/p/Star-ving/Straight_Outta_Compton.swf

From Crackle: Straight Outta Compton

You really should support Dave in his new project. He’s so far resisted the temptation to get into Scientology. However you can never be sure how long an unemployed actor can hold out.

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Big Love, big mouth, & big trouble

Chloe Sevigny opens her yap to air Big Love grievances then thinks twice

Katherine Heigl made an ass of herself back during the writers strike when she refused a Emmy nomination because she felt the quality of Grey’s Anatomy scripts didn’t merit it. Heigl was nominated for acting not writing, but she knew that. She was just trying to make a point, come off looking good, and get some attention – all of which backfired. She was already disliked on Grey’s and that only made the situation worse. Eventually Heigl got the can, after more public complaining about producers “meanness”. She wanted some slack cut in her TV schedule so she could devote more time to movies. GA finally cut her lose and now she has as much time to devote to her movie career as necessary – however much that may be.

Now Big Love star Chloe Sevigny has taken a leaf from Heigl’s book and opened her big yap in public. Sevigny plays the wife on the hit show about Mormons & polygamy. Sevigny recently went on the record and said:

It was awful this season, as far as I’m concerned. I’m not allowed to say that! …I feel like it kind of got away from itself…I mean, I love the show, I love my character, I love the writing, but I felt like they were really pushing it this last season. And with nine episodes, I think they were just squishing too much in… But I hope the fans will stick with us and tune in next year. There’s a lot of people who really love this season, surprisingly. God, I’m going to get in so much trouble.”

Though she fell short in discretion she scored in fore sight. Chloe has indeed gotten herself in big trouble! That has lead Chloe to do some furious back peddling. Chloe’s reps are now saying that she didn’t mean what she said, and that the media blew it out of proportion. First she knocks the show and now the media – she never gets tired of pointing the finger. She might try making some friends, if only for a change.

Chloe can explain, sort of. The actress told Entertainment Weekly that “I feel pretty terrible. I feel like what I said was taken out of context.” Since those statements are pretty self explanatory I’m not sure what the missing context could be other than “Just kidding”, or “That’s an example of what I might say of I were an ungrateful bitch”. She may as well have said “I’ve taken up yoga and I was just practicing the foot in mouth pose”. She might even try saying she’s sorry. It worked for David Letterman. She also might want o watch her step from now on. The thing about Big Life is that there are always more Mormon wives waiting in the wings. That’s polygamy for you. What was she thinking? Does she even have a film career to fall back on?

Now here is Wondertrash’s own version of Keyboard Cat – Nova Scotia’s own Gordie Sampson to sing Sorry. It’s nice to trot this one out every time some celeb sticks there foot in it.

chloe sevigny opens her yap to air Big Love grievances then thinks twice

In this time of economic recovery Sevigny might want to watch her mouth, or she could wind up in the same sorry plight as America’s first legal male gigolo – looking for work!

Sounds like that fellow is having some trouble making ends meet.
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Does Shaq really listen to Owl City?

Guess who’s in the following Owl City video! Well that’s not much of a challenge since the post title kind of gave it away.

Does Shaq really listen to Owl City

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Is Sandra Bullock responsible for Jesse James’ white trash Nazi fetish?

Never Mind the Bullocks

So who’s to blame for the Sandra Bullock mess? Maybe Sandra herself. She had her pick of men. We wouldn’t even know who Jesse James was if Sandra hadn’t married him! Let’s not forget the public’s responsibility in this mess. If she’s America’s sweetheart then how could America let her go ahead and marry the guy when it was so obviously a bad idea. Not even Jennifer Aniston would get mixed up with a guy like that. Anne Hathaway might. I hear that she has really crummy taste in men, and some issues too.

Sandra and the bullocks

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Michelle Bombshell McGee’s Father Interview Exclusive

Michelle McGee: Fact meets friction

A lot has been said about Michelle Bombshell McGee and much of it by the woman herself. She’s a self styled Amish fugitive from Christianity by way of pornography, tattoos and married men. How much of the stories swirling around the young woman are true? Well let’s find out from her father.

Livin’ la poco loco

In this short news video clip the father of Stripper McGee confesses that his daughter can be ‘a little crazy’, and that when she told him she was dating Jesse James he thought she meant the 19th century western outlaw. Sounds like he’s come to expect anything and be surprised by nothing where his colorful daughter is concerned.

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Opportunity’s knockers

2 questions about this story seem to be one everyone’s mind: What did Jesse see in those other women, & what did Sandra ever see in him. The answer to question #1 might be opportunity. Well in response to question #2 rumors are circulating through blind items that Sandra is a closet freak!

Sandra Bullock is a closet freak for her white trash husband jesse james
PS: If you want to know why people living in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones here’s an example of what can happen.

http://www.youtube.com/get_player

“I said I’d beat the crap out of Tiger if I’d been Elin; I didn’t say what I’d do if it happened to me!”

She said she’d wallop Tiger Woods if she were Elin, but she didn’t say anything about hitting Jesse if he cheated. So technically she’s not a hypocrite! It must be a Blasian thing.

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Spaced out Saturday: L Ron Hubbard & Scientology

Swingin’ with the stars

You can’t write a blog about celebrity without occasionally mentioning the beliefs of some celebrities. Celebrities are people who wanted to stand out as the best of the best and then settled for ‘different’. If they were anymore different they’d be special. Being special is the ‘operatinational’ code of every celebutard, and that includes having ‘special needs’; whether it be in cars, sexual partners, wacky children names, radical political beliefs, and out of this world spiritual views.

The Post-modern Profit

Among celebrity gurus L Ron Hubbard is easily the most celebrated. He even eclipses the Beatles guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Mahesh Yogi naively tried supplying westerns with answers. Since that had been a losing proposition ever since the days of Sigmund Freud, Westerners quickly cottoned on to this. Hubbard instead offered personality, space ships, and unbelievable PR combined with the promise that anything is possible for those who obey (the “operational” mantra of any cult leader).

Walter Mitty: “When can I stop pretending to be some one else and get back to pretending to be myself?”

In other words he made a lot of stuff up. He claimed that he had fought with pirates, bonded with Hopi Indians, discovered Uranium while mapping the interior of Africa (“It was through my exposure to the radiation that I was able to access inner sections of my Akashic memory”), and in fact enough for ten lifetimes. So much stuff that he had to include reincarnation into his schema to account for being in too many places doing too many things. Reincarnation left him too much time to fill, and so he had to spend ten million years as a clam (Hence the “Operation Clambake” motto of some of the cults equally fanatical detractors).

Truth is stranger than science fiction

His real life exploits as a megalomaniacal con man were easily more interesting than his made up life as a swashbuckling adventurer. L Ron Hubbard was a failed con man who was never a WW2 combat hero – as he claimed. He was a member of Aliester Crowley’s ORO Templis lodge. Crowley later kicked him out for being too crazy (an opinion Charles Manson would later voice about Scientology). By then Hubbard had met Jet Propulsion Laboratory founder and rocket scientist Jack Parsons. They were both heavily into the occult. Hubbard cheated Parsons out of $5000 and his wife. This was also about the time he came up with Scientology/Dianetics, since he had concluded that “In order to make real money I’d have to start my own religion“. After allegedly stealing a lot of ideas and also some writers’ manuscripts he was in business. The rest is tabloid history.

Minds should be free, but the tech is gonna cost ya!

Now here’s Doc Film about the strange life of Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard.

Scientology

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ANNA NICOLE SMITH: THE PAPARAZZI TAPES

When it came to being a tabloid celebrity who was famous for being famous, and frequently naked and spaced out, Anna Nicole Smith wrote the book. Here now is Anna Nicole Smith: the Paparazzi Tapes.

anna nicole smitht he paparazzi tapes

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