Charlie Sheen is a magnet for publicity, unless he’s more of a lightning rod. Part of that is because of his James Bond lifestyle of booze, loose women, and occasional gun play. It’s the occassional gun play that as got him featured in the National Enquirer. Years back Sheen used to date the woman who would one day become Mrs John Travolta. There relationship crumbled after a Phil Spector type mis hap.

According to the NE Charlie and Kelly were in a troubled relationship. It was troubled because Charlie spent way too much time on his hobbies: drugs and strippers. So one night the Warlock staggers home, under the influence of some magic potion or another. He makes it as far as the washroom and then passes out face down with his drawers around his ankles.

Kelly stumbles onto the situation and does what any red blooded Hollywood actress would do. She starts riffling through his pockets. There might be some unused stash in there! More importantly there might be messages from some of the many floozies that he likes to keep company with (that was back in the days before strippers became goddesses!).

Anyhow Kelly is busy groping through the unconscious Sheen’s pants pockets like a solider picking clean a battlefield corpse when lo & behold she comes across something more interesting than the usual “call me” followed by a drunkenly scrawled phone number. In fact she plucks out a loaded .22 caliber hand gun! As for what happened next, it resulted in Kelly taking a trip to the emergency ward to get her puncture holes repaired. As for the dirty details – GET THE FULL STORY ONLY in the NEW ENQUIRER – ON sale NOW!

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AFLAC chooses Gilbert Gottfried replacement

Anyone can make a slip of the tongue but in this economy there are about a dozen or so ready to take your place! Sorry Gilbert.

Now how’s that for a slogan – think of it as less of what you don’t want and more of what you can’t get enough of! Incidentally Erin Esuarance’s representatives want you to know that she is also available as a TV presenter in case – you know – Ricky Gervais really fucks it up next time around. Believe me the Oscar committee are still kicking themselves over not going with their first choice Erin as host for the last presentation.

Don’t be too hard on Erin Esurance for swooping down like a vulture on the still warm carcass of Gottfried’s career. It’s competitive out there and Erin only narrowly beat out Kim Possible for the gig!

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Paris Hilton prosecutor busted in coke deal Hilton is a gal who gets in and out of trouble. Like Lindsay Lohan she usually gets away with it. Usually it’s because she always lands on her feet. Sometimes one of her 9 lives comes in handy. Then there are those other occasions when her deal with darkness must be responsible. Like lately.

Paris has a fondness for the kind of party favours that you can’t get at your local 5 & dime variety store – not unless there’s a twitchy homeless guy standing right outside the door. These are the kind of party favours that can get you in a bit of trouble with the law. Trouble is what Paris got when she got nabbed with a significant amount of cocaine in a purse she later claimed wasn’t hers – even though it had all her ID in it. Naturally Paris had to go off for another one of those smashing mugshots of hers. She was then set free to continue with her own special brand of celebrity mayhem!

As usual when Ms. Hilton is involved things can take strange and unexpected turns. Like in this case. Paris was tried for her hard partying ways by a Las Vegas prosecutor named David Charles Schubert, 47. In fact he’s more than a prosecutor – he’s a chief deputy DA. He’s no stranger to publicity either since he also threw the book at Bruno Mars over his cocaine related misdoings. So he’s had some previous experience with drug busts and the kind of bad PR they can bring. No previous experience could’ve prepared him for what was about to happen – though he really should’ve known.

Seems that Dave was out and about, on the street as it were, when he ran into an old acquaintance. Never one to breeze past one of the little people Dave stopped to pass the time of day. One thing lead to another and pretty soon the chief deputy DA was making a drug deal. By drug deal I mean that the dude was buying crack.

Now there’s no shame in that. Chief Deputy DA is a rough job high on demands and with tons of pressure. You’re only as good as your last win because those hungry jaws poised just above you on the food chain are expecting results and not excuses. So sometimes having something that gives you a little added edge – like Popeye with his spinach – makes everyone happy. Everyone except for the poor buggers who get sent to the klink!

It’s a victimless crime and if no body sees it then no body gets mad. However in this case the aforementioned David Charles Schubert made a whopper of a mistake – he did let some one see him do it. The person who saw this dirty little deed go down was probably the worst person in the world to be standing near by when you’re buying dope off of a street dealer – and that’s and undercover cop! According to the Las Vegas Review Journal

Schubert was arrested by a Las Vegas police patrol officer about 4:51 p.m. near Desert Inn Road and Maryland Parkway.

The patrol officer saw what he thought was a drug transaction and stopped Schubert’s vehicle near Sierra Vista Drive and Cambridge Street, police said.

The result was that Schubert was whisked off to the very same facility that Hilton and Mars were taken to, and for much the same treatment: finger printing, mugshot, and I assume strip search followed by anal cavity exam. Officers of the court need to be held to higher standards so we don’t want anyone thinking he got off easy by slipping something up his sleeve, or up anything else!

So far Schubert is being cooperative – a really aggressive anal cavity exam will to that to you. However that attitude is a little after that fact. Since he got caught red – or white -handed, the prosecutors are going at him. His boss DA David Roger is particularly disappointed. He expressed his disapproval in the following terms:

“It’s disheartening to know the individual who I assigned to prosecute high-level drug cases is allegedly using rock cocaine. His future is bleak with the district attorney’s office.”

I haven’t heard such strong language since the last time I brought home a report card! The fact that Schubert was named to a high level Las Vegas anti drug task force probably heightens the disappointment. No one wants to think about a fox guarding the hen house scenario!

Not everyone is appalled and disgusted with this so called law enforcement officials sleazy shenanigans. Schubert’s erstwhile adversary – the Red Baron to his Snoopy – has spoken out in support of the disgraced, and by now tweaking like crazy, prosecutor. David Chesnoff is a hi profile Vegas attorney who’s crossed words with Schubert in both the Hilton and Mars cases. Chesnoff had this to say about his fallen adversary!

“I’m a big believer in the Constitution. I believe everyone is innocent until proven guilty. And I always root for the underdog. I will say this: David’s always been a real professional and always treated me with respect, so I wish him the best.”

Well there you go – trouble comes when you least suspect it and you find friends where you never thought to look. That ought’a do as a moral to this sad and sorry cautionary tale. That is unless you wanna make something out of it like – LEGALIZE DRUGS ALREADY! Then again others like a more traditional moral like “Men who live in glass house better not throw rocks – even if they’re rocks of cocaine“. As for myself, I’ll go for something more common sense and nonjudgmental, like “Make sure that your own nose is clean before you go sticking it into other people’s business!. Unless you’re an entertainment blogger that is – then go for it!


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Disney’s Occultic Secrets – with Freeman TV part 1 of 3

Walt Disney was a pretty funky dude. Back prior to World War 2 he was very sympathetic to Hilter. That’s neither where it stops or begins though. For one thing all those innocent little kids cartoons he produced are chocked full of witches, goblins, and more supernatural pagan trolls than Wagner’s The Ring. Now you might dismiss this as circumstantial evidence; and if they can’t convict OJ on circumstantial evidence – then maybe he was innocent. Or maybe you’re just being naive!

Now here’s the clincher – Brittney Spears, Christina Aguelira, and Jessica Simpson are all former Mouseketeers. Mouseketeers are all subject to intense brain washing and mind control programming – to make sure that they serve their entertainment industry masters. Of course brain washing is a crude procedure – especially the way the Illuminati does it – so the whole process leads to numerous side effects.

Side effects like Lindsay Lohan’s years of carousing and whoring around! That’s the problem when you have too many alters with too many triggers – one minute little miss Brainwashed is smiling and assuring her fans that she loves them. Then some one says the wrong trigger word. After that Lohan has just stolen some kid’s cell phone and is making a clean get away to Chateau Marmount. It’s a hard situation to keep under wraps, and would be completely impossible without rehab. Rehab provides a secure and isolated environment where rogue celebrities can be reprogrammed back into predictable behavior patterns. Usually that is: Tom Sizemore and Colin Farrell were bitter bitter disappointments to the program!

Now here’s a little video on The Father of Evil in America, alias Walt Disnet, and some of the mischief he’s wrought upon an unsuspecting public.

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