Octomom is no Britol Palin!

planned parenthood

Having 14 kids by invitro as an angle to get reality TV series might seem like a kooky idea. Unless you’re Nadya Suleman and then it seems pretty smart. Nadya got the bright idea several years back that if she could only get plugged full of anonymous sperm it might not only get her into the Guinness Records, but onto TV in the form of some lucrative peep show type deal. With that end in mind she approached a California fertility specialist and got him to hit her with his best shot. That lead to about 8 kids, in addition to the 6 she already had. Oh yeah and she also had some plastic surgery to make her look more like Angelina Jolie. That move didn’t do anything for Hot Lips Voight’s career! It didn’t do much for the doctor either, who got his license revoked after the Octomom story hit the headlines.

It didn’t seem to do much for Suleman either. Though she was on every tabloid cover and cable news channel on earth for awhile, it didn’t pan out into the TV career that she’d hoped for. For one thing word leaked that this was some scheme to get rich quick. Friends from as far back as high school reported that Nads had said she wanted to have plenty of kids one day, so that she could make a million by writing a book about it. People didn’t approve of using human fertility like that. So she couldn’t drum up support.

That left Nadya with 14 kids to raise, many of whom had some developmental and behavioral problems. It also left her with no steady income source. her mother and father pitched in as best the could. Some other support got drummed up. So she moved into a fairly swanky little condo. However not having the same success at single motherhood as Bristol Palin, Nads had some trouble keeping up the payments. That’s about the time she stared entertaining offers for porno films!

Thankfully the porno flick never got made. Bob Guccione’s Nailin Palin side tracked any possible interest in Suleman’s Octopussy project. Look for a sequel to Nailin Palin in the run up to the next pres election! I hear Bob’s already auditioning Donald Trump impersonators for a very special scene; but had to throw the real Donald out of auditions several times when the reality TV blow hard kept showing up under assumed names! I think that the hair was a giveaway. As for Suleman, she kept busy with a Gwenyth Paltrow type ferocity. She got herself in shape. She went to the gym for 4 hours or more a day. She told everyone that anyone could do it, if they had her determination! Meanwhile everyone was wondering who was minding the kids while Octo was off doing her 400 plus crunches.

Ferocity and determination only go so far. Even if you’re Octomom. In Touch is reporting that the notorious mass breeder is cracking under the strain. I guess they got tired of running stories about that other notorious breeder Angelina Jolie. According to an In Touch story Octomom has started speaking her mind and is letting fly with some pretty pointed comments. For instance she was quoted as saying “I hate [my] babies, they disgust me… wish I never had them.

Now that’s pretty pointed, but it gets worse. Nads goes on to say that:

‘I hate the babies, they disgust me,’ she told InTouch magazine. ‘My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them.’

‘The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor. Anything to get peace and quiet,’ she said.

‘Obviously I love them – but I absolutely wish I had not had them,’

The story also features a picture of one of her kids gnawing on drywall!

Nads also goes on to complain about her quality of life. Her bank account is overdrawn by 300. That’s bad because her La Hambra house is in foreclosure. When you’re on public assistance that adds up to a desperate situation. Which is partly why Nads spends long hours holed up in the washroom curled up on the floor. Is so much quieter in there, Nads reveals. She’ll do anything to get some peace and quiet away from the kids too, whom she refers to on the interview as “animals”. Nads goes on to reveal that she sometimes even eats her lunch in there, while squatting on the floor or sitting on the can. In fact the whole situation has pushed Nads to the brink of suicide. ‘Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope,’ she said. Her only recent time away from the kids and the washroom was an appearance on reality TV match maker show Celebridate! Look for that to appear on the HDNet cable network.

Hang in there Nads! Things can turn around – Lindsay Lohan has recently gotten out of her house arrest.

For more of Nadya’s colourful comments, like ‘Ever since I was little, I was aware that men wanted me and the hardest thing was keeping them away,’ and her confession that she’s been celibate for the past 12 years, go to the Daily Mail

If any of you out there are getting any big ideas about misusing your reproductive powers, then stop and remember that you don’t need to give birth to a small army of kids to be a Wonder Woman! IN fact you’re more likely to wind up another Vickie Pollard!


Justin Bieber is a jerk on viedo!

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Gwenyth Paltrow & Wonder Woman???

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That must’ve been back in her pre GOOP days.

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Mark Halperin Suspended After Calling President Obama a "Dick" on Live Television


I love the way his friends tell him to go for it because they’re there to catch him, then tell him they were kidding, shocked and that he went to far. Now he’s out of work, so he can go all the way to the unemployment office. Or FOX News.

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Dreamboat Annie is a knock out!

actress reverts to feral state!

Annie Hathaway’s most recent role is as Catwoman in the up coming Batman. She’s taking the role very seriously too. In fact it might be bringing out the young lady’s feral steak. Anne was sparring with one of the stunt men a got so involved in her erotica villainess role play that she shoved the but of a gun right into the poor man’s eye. Naturally that gave him a headache and a hell of a shiner! Anne seemed rattled by her sudden surge of enthusiasm and of course tried to make nice. Being gracious to the hired help is part of what makes her the class act that she is. The guy reassured her that it was okay, too. however Annie felt the need to go the extra mile. She bought the injured fall guy a silver pen complete with an engraved inscription -“remember no one packs a punch like Anne Hathaway“. It’s a little keepsake to remember her by, after the swelling goes down!

feral cats & repeat offenders!

Trouble is that this isn’t Anne first incident. back when she was doing Bride Wars with Kate Hudson (member her?), there was an altercation on the set. The pair were filming a fight seen and Anne got a little carried away. Apparently she smacked Hudson a little harder than the script called for. Now the gossip rags wrote this up as an amusing incident that was only a part of the scripted scene. Ting is that Kate had been riding Anne pretty hard about her ‘loser boyfriend’ at the time Raffaello Follieri (a name Anne probably hopes that she’ll never hear again, and probably won’t as long as the poor sod is rotting away in his 8 x 12!)! “Loser boyfriend” were Kate’s words.

Catwoman’s life of crime

By way of back story, though everyone still remembers, Raf was a high flying Italian entrepreneur who was making a mint off of naive American business men by telling them that he was selling Church real estate on the sly for the Vatican. One of the folks he cheated was Ron Buckle, a billionaire who runs some kind of dept store chain. in addition to that he was also a good buddy of Bull Clinton, and sank a ton into both Bull’s campaign and that of his wife Hilary. In fact when Bull hang’s out in LA he’s stays at the Buckle estate, when he’s not crashing with David Geffen! The Buckle connection got Raf and Annie invited to many White House to do’s before everything went horribly wrong!

a brief history of catfights

Anyhow Kate was teasing Anne about this, as girls are wont to do. Next thing you know there was smack across the kisser with plenty of snots and tears following! Though everyone said that it was a stunt gone wrong, when you have estrogen and boy talk and then punch comes to shove, who can say? You’ve all been through high school so you know how it is. Many people figured that Anne might have deliberately hauled off and nailed her. Since Kate was the hot young actress of the day, and getting so carried away with that she was strutting around like her shit didn’t stink, most people were willing to give Anne a pass on it. Believe me that the blind eye came with a friendly wink and a smile!

violent femmes – “It was my PMS, I swear!

The thing is that the most recent occurrence makes this Anne’s second, that we know off. Fact is that we don’t know how many people she may have clobbered that we’ve never heard about! As far as we know pretty Annie might be prowling around hoped up on Starbucks, Red Bull, and who knows what, until she’s like Britney Spears channeling Mike Tyson. Before you know it she’s crazier than Bjork at the airport check in line!Meanwhile the whole thing gets covered up – as usual – to protect a major Hollywood asset, and MK Ultra monarch slave (Anne is currently being programmed with kitten scripting – see Fritz Springmeier!). Though that keeps the carpet from getting pulled out from under her career, as Linda Hogan would put it; it prevents her from getting the help she needs. That’s just what happened to Megan Fox with her Tourette’s Syndrome, and both Mischa Barton and Heather Locklear with their secret drinking. Now you might say that I’ve got my tin foil hat on too tight, but you’ve got to admit that it looks like Annie has some impulse control issues. Let’s put it this way – don’t piss her off or Annie will knock you the fuck out!


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Kate Middleton: Mother in law problems already

The freshly minted duchess of Cambridge is no sooner married than she’s already dealing with some in law issues. Newsweek has featured her on the cover with the late Princess Diana in a photo being described as “controversial”. Here it is.

Controversial is a strong word – perhaps it’s just a bit much.

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Wrestling the Hulk – My Life against the Ropes


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Hogan no hero

According to Linda Hogan her ex husband was a Hulk in more than name only. IN her new book entitled Wrestling the Hulk Linda reveals that she was subjected to every sort of abuse. She was beaten, slapped, pinned to the bed, and once the Hulk even put his hands around her throat. The former Mrs Hulk claims that it was scary. She even told Mattt Lauer that she was afraid she would wind up as a statistic, like Nicole Brown Simpson. Linda then went on to describe some of those incidents:

‘He tore my shirt, held me down on the bed with his hands around my throat. I was always afraid he would kill me in one of his rages. But it was scary. I did not know how far he would go.’

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry

So what exactly git into the Hulkster, besides his famous combo of prayer, training, & vitamins? According to Linda it was the usual plethora of drugs & steroids which help comprise day to day life for pro wrestling gladiators. According to Linda:

‘Wrestlers had a reason to do every kind of drug and narcotic around and help numb them from the pain of what they were doing.’ she said.
‘Drugs were around, there was a constant flow pain killers inflammatory and a lot of them did take steroids.’
Asked why she did not say anything about the drug use she added: ‘That was not my position to do.
‘As long as he was in the ring and they were being prescribed that was up to him. But it did change him.’

Hulk Smash!

So what made her keep quiet about years of drug fuel abuse and various other mayhem, like serial cheating? Cynics would say that having a new book to promote might have soemthing top do with it. After all, now that her reality TV career has come to an end, she’s kind of hard pressed for opportunities to make ends meet. 25 year old pool boys don’t usually hang with 52 year old pro wrestling molls because they prefer maturity and experience to Victoria Secret swimsuit models. However Linda has another explanation. According to her if she’d said anything about the abuse, then the Hulk’s career would be over! In her own words to Matt Lauer, ‘I was quiet and afraid to say anything,’ she said. ‘Had I said something the carpet would have been pulled from under his career.’ The abuse didn’t stop he from appearing in their reality TV series Hogan Knows Best either. Now that she’s got some independent projects going, she no doubt feels freer about blowing the whistle on the big lug’s brutish ways.

BTW Megan Fox is getting back in the news ever since word broke that Hitler got her fired by way of Steven Spielberg. Michael bay hung int here for her, but you just can’t save some people from themselves. That’s even more true if they’re over sexed young actresses with over active mouths! So the result is that we won’t be getting to see Meggers in the new 3D sequel! To emphasize that point her former co star Shia LaBouef (He’s the sensitive young actor who’s not currently being sued over illicit poker winnings) was on Today to talk about how he was the emotional glue (I used to sniff that stuff back in high school), and how Transformers is even better than the other Transformers, even without Mrs. Foxy!


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Notice how he says that not only is the story better, but that Meggers ‘was’ a friend of his, in the past tense. Man that’s one tough business! Hang in there Meggers, cause I’m sure that there’s work for you. Wonder what people would like to see you in.


Love, & Politics, America Style!

Sarah Palin is flirting again, and with more than the presidency. Wondertrash has previously posted about how Sarah has invested in a swanky spread down in Arizona (almost $2 million worth of swank!), and left husband Todd north in Alaska. They are hammering out a top secret divorce deal, but that isn’t gonna be finalized until after the 2012 election. Sarah wants to keep everything as traditional as possible for the campaign, which means that Todd’s has to appear at her side.

if you can’t get God on your side, then settle for Billy Graham!

franklin graham and sarah palin getting it onMeanwhile Alaska Annie is getting friendly with a traditional sort of guy. For one thing he’s a kind of preacher. For another he’s a family man, complete with a wife. Now you can’t get more traditional than that, when it come’s to adultery anyway. You’ve probably even heard of the guy. He’s got a familiar name. The name is Franklin Graham and it sounds familiar because his dad is Confidante to Presidents Billy Graham! Billy is so close to the tops that when George W wanted to learn how to do the Christian thing, Billy went up to Camp David for 3 days to give him the Bible 101 introductory course!

prayer breakfasts & just desserts

We don’t know exactly when Sarah met Frankie, but she did come to his defense over some National Prayer Breakfast thing in in Wash DC, back in 2010. Frankie was banned from giving his usual address because he’d called Islam a hateful and violent religion. Actually he called it “very evil & wicked”. It’s important to be specific about that since most religions have their violent streak. Personally I thought adding the “very” was a bit too much, especially when talking about the beliefs of others.

half baked Alaskan

Some general or other thought this was inflammatory, and maybe even provocative. So Frankie got banned. Sarah spoke up and demanded he be allowed to attend and give his talk. I guess she figured that it was no worse than posting pix of politicos on your website, framed with bull’s eyes, who later get shot by unstable types – Gabrielle Giffords. You have to cut some slack in the Age of the Internet. At least we haven’t seen Sarah’s mature treasures exposed on Twitter, yet.

Tea Bag Air

Well anyway the pair really seemed to hit it off. They’ve even taken some romantic overseas trips together. this was facilitated by Franklin’s use of a corporate jet at his disposal. Franklin is a big deal in some thing called The Samaritan’s Purse. That an org set up by his father to disperse money around to worthy causes, like buying $38.3 million dollar airplanes to shuttle former Alaskan governors around in. When you’re fighting the good fight you can’t get hung up on details! They’ve gone to Haiti together, and Frankie has even lend Sarah the use of the jet for some of her Tea Bag Tours. Specifically he had the Samaritan’s Purse flight crew shuttle her from Roanoke Va to Montreat NC, for a book signing!

hanky panky

Now anyone might lend their $40 mill jet to an attractive woman in need, especially if she’s late for a book signing. How doe this prove that there’s hanky panky going on? Well the talk is getting kind of personal. An unnamed source – and don’t knock em cause they were right about John Edwards! – says that Frankie is constantly going on and on about what an amazing women the former Alaskan Governor is. He’s even describes her as beautiful, charismatic, and incredible. To hear him talk you’d think she had bullet proof bracelets or something! The source then goes onto say that this is odd because Franklin never talks about his lawfully wedded wife Jane! That’s born out by the Samaritan’s Purse website which has 15 mentions of Sarah, but not one – as of the Glove article’s publication – of Franklin’s long suffering wife. I’m guessing that Janie doesn’t get much use of the jet either!

North to Alaska

Now if this wasn’t bad enough the plot thickens. Frankie is buying a second home. There’s nothing wrong with that. If you’re a well heeled Evangelical with $40 mill of good will money to drop on jet planes, rather than out of them and onto the poor, then you’ve probably got enough spare loot for an extra house or to. The problem with this house is the problem with most business – location, location, location. This location is gonna be in Port Alsworth in where else? – the great state of Alaska. In fact Frankie is planning to ride his motor bike up there this summer! Maybe he thinks that will make some kind of macho impression, though it seems way too high school! I guess when you’re a preacher’s kid you’ve got something to live down; though this seems more like a stunt that would impress Bristol than a mature and sophisticated woman of the world planning to run for high office!

said it on the grapevine

Naturally this has people talking. So far, besides unnamed tabloid sources, they’re Internet bloggers. Some of them are saying things like “those two are joined at the hip“. Others are saying that they’d bet any money that the pair are ‘getting it on‘. If they’re as poor off as the average blogger then it’s a safe bet – even if they’re wrong you’d never collect based on the blood from a turnip principle.

Now no one listens to Internet bloggers – a fact of which I’m personally aware. However Sarah is an attractive woman allegedly at loose ends. So stuff can happen, especially if desperate Housewives is any indication. Plus with the well known antics of those rowdy Palin daughters there just might be a wayward streak in the family. The point is that if Sarah doesn’t watch her step then she might get shit on her pretty little moccasins. It wouldn’t be the first time that some one who was supposed to know better got the pubes caught in the barbed wire of bad press; Tony Weiner, Arnie Schwarzenegger, Elliot Spitzer, Gary Hart, Bull Clinton, the list goes on. It’s too soon to say whether Sarah’s gonna get herself onto that list; but if we know anything about her it’s that the wacky broad is a magnet for kooky publicity! So let’s call this a developing story. Let’s just hope that their sneaking around turns out to be more interesting than Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz.