functional magnetic resonance imaging

You’ve heard Alex Jones mention this on his show – it’s the tech used to read your mind. So the powers that be are getting a lot more intrusive then a crotch grab. Why settle for their balls when you can get their hearts and minds?

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Brangelina Getting Married?

Remember how Brad Pitt said that he and Angelina Jolie wouldn’t get married until everyone of every sexual orientation were free to love int he bridled constraints of matrimony – or words to that effect. Well it sounds like he should of held out for world peace because recently rumbling from Casa de Mirabel – that’s the gaudy place they bought over in France to irritate Johnny Depp – have the pair planning on pairing officially!

The wedding is set to take place at Mirabel in 3 or 4 months, according to US Magazine. I’m not sure how they can know this since they’re not The News of The World or anything. It’s just so hard to get really reliable information these days without good Internet hacking and the odd wiretap. You just have to go by what the stars tell you and they might say anything.

Anyway the mutters coming out of Mirabel have a wedding on the horizon. It’s planned as a “intimate and informal” affair. It’s also planned to cost about a million bucks or more. If you want intimate and informal you’ve got to pay top dollar for it, that’s just the way it is. If you write a blog it’s easier to get ‘intimate and informal’ with the use of quotation marks. Then again we humble internet bloggers aren’t supernova caliber celebrimaniacs, and don’t have that kind of style.

So what got into the Toothsome Twosome to get them to do the big about face on the while marriage deal? Will & Kate did just recently tie the knot. That was the wedding of the century, and bravely pulled off without benefit of a prenuptial. I hope that Wills at least had the good sense to use protection before the marriage! Anyhow the Royal Nuptials are a kind of standard you can use to gauge you’re own relative importance, based on how much attention your own wedding getting in comparison. Of course you can’t expect to get a Will & Kate level of global interest, not even if you’re a jumped up movie star with capped teeth and cheek implants. You can still hope though. Since the world has been waiting umpteen years now to see whether or not Brad and Angie would marry, split up, or just kill each other – the suspense is bound to give this the little extra push on the public interest scale.

 angelina jolie has refered to daugher shiloh pitt as the blobThe some extra incentive too, and those are Brangie’s little dividends. “The kids ask about marriage,” Pitt told USA Today in May of Maddox, 9, Pax, 7, Zahara, 6, Shiloh, 5, and twins Vivienne and Knox, 3. “It’s meaning more and more to them.” Now God knows people don’t organize their lives around their kids. Not these days any way – unless you’re Octomom or something and you’ve got big money plans hanging on them. However Brangie’s kids aren’t ordinary kids. For one thing they’ve been helping support the power couple for almost ten years now. Basically every time Angie adopted or had a date with the turkey baster (her bio kids were artificially inseminated) she booked the cover of People Mag for about 15 to 20 million. That’s what she got paid for exclusive rights for the pix. It’s also what she used to get paid per film back in the days when she could sell a film. So having a lucrative sideline as an eccentric celebrity breeder came in handy. It also gives the kids a stake in this whole flaky relationship.

So I’m sure that Brad and Angie, being the edgy and unconventional types they are, took their kids wishes very seriously. Well except for “the blob”. There’s also good news for you – the celebrity following public – in this. Since Angie is bound to pimp out the intimate and informal affair to People (and now’s the time as the public is going through royal wedding withdrawal – this Brangie wingding can ride that slipstream the way Desperate Housewives did with Sex & the City!) for the usual exclusive rights top dollar deal you’ll get to be there in spirit if not on the RSVP, and for only the cost of a single issue! I wonder how much more they could get with Jennifer Anstion on the guest list?

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Marc Anthony had enough

JLo, also known as Jennifer Lopez, and even La Porca by some of her less enamored entertainment business colleagues, & her better half Marc Anthony (or Marc Anthony as he might we ll have been called since his hi powered pairing) have finally decided to call it quits. The pair have released a joint statement from JLo’s PR people, and cleared by Ms Lopez herself, to the effect of

“We have decided to end our marriage,” they tell PEOPLE exclusively in a joint statement. “This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters.”

“It is a painful time for all involved,” the statement continues, “and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time.”

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