Republican Primaries – the fix is in already

lick Rick – like Paul

Here briefly is the Republican Primary agenda: Mitt Romney is definitely gonna get it. Ron Paul was put in as a spoiler. Romney rivals like Rick Perry were supposed to trip over him. Liberal media commentators like Bill Maher and Jon Stewart gave him creditability by pointing out that the main stream media were ignoring him, and further more saying they respected him. The main stream media’s omissions were to obvious not to be intentional. Had they really wanted to discredit Paul they’d have been more subtle.

Stop Gingrich – directing traffic with a loose cannon

Now that the wing nuts like Perry and Bachman are out it’s on to phase 2. That’s where Gingrich comes in. He entered the race fashionably late but made a big splash down in Carolina. He beat Romney by a double digit lead. After that he had to be taken seriously. So all the Republican pundits like Michelle Malkin came out against him. What’s being set up is “vote for Romney so Gingrich doesn’t win” scenario. Of course right on cue Paul has dropped down to 4rth in the polls. Paul has served his purpose and now Gingrich is supposed to consolidate support behind Romney be encouraging voters to ‘vote strategically’. This scenario is not so much drama as stage managed. Here’s a clue – no one is gonna call Gingrich a ‘maverick’ this time around (unless this gets out). This is too important to toss around loaded phrases unless you have to.

Phase 3

Mitt will become the Re3publican candidate but will never become president. He has a built in Achilles Heel – he’s a Mormon. This target is like the broad side of a barn – anyone can hit it. Once he gets the nom the usual suspects, like Stewart, Maher, and too a lesser extent Colbert (he’s more understated to protect his credibility) will start cracking wise about “magic Mormon underwear”. Should some church related scandals come out, and they will, Romney’s goose is cooked. Then Barack Obama can continue playing the part he was born to play. The best part is – you asked for it. In fact this is the whole reason why Romney is being positioned as the Republican contender – because he comes with a built in self destruct button stitched right into his magic underwear. That way the powers that be can make damned sure Obama gets it.

Pick a card, any card. It doesn’t matter cause the deck is stacked.

If you really want to throw a monkey wrench into it then vote counter strategically. Just vote for whoever is near the bottom. Just the way they threw American Idol off with the “vote for the worst” movement.

If voting made any difference then it would be illegal. Marijuana is more of a threat to the system.

Elisabetta Canalis & Steve-O Dating?

George Clooney ex shameful out of control down ward spiral continues!

Can it be true that Elisabetta Canalis is dating that Jackass guy? If the name Elisabetta Canalis sounds vaguely familiar it’s because she previously dated Gorgeous George Clooney. Then she got caught up in a drugs and prostitution scandal in which George Clooney almost had to testify – there were some hi profile types in on that. So Lizzie had to go.

She went to Dancing With the Stars. Now she’s moved on! Of course this may not really be trading up. No shame Lizzie, cause Georgie’s a notoriously hard man to pin down. better women than you have tried and failed – I’m talking cocktail waitresses and Vegas showgirls!

another mag’s Angie is a one man Armie

In other news Angie Harmon is covering Vogue – no wait it’s Armie Hammer; not that those two are easily mistaken for one another. It’s just that there are so many celebrities today that they start to bleed together.

Aguilera is juicy – & messed up worse than a shit house rat

So it might be a rough day for Angie and Lizzie but there are those worse off, like Christina Aguilera. She’s still over weight, and in the following pic something seems to be trickling down her right leg – at least according to Tyler Durden. Whatever the mystery fluid is it’s the wrong colour for urine.

Some people think that fame if glamorous – but it’s not all rehab and eating disorders. Basically it’s like wearing your underwear on the outside. Wearing your underwear on the outside is a stunt best left to professionals and superheroes! That might be okay on any other day, but on the wrong day it’s bad news!

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A View From Space Jan 28 2012

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Vaccination – The Hidden Truth – Full Documentary

The Family EXPOSED! Who is behind it all

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Seattle Woman Marries Building

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72 & Astrotheology

Don’t be too quick to dismiss the conspiracy theories. Kim Kardashian was married for 72 days – One degree of precessional movement takes 72 years to complete. Kardashian filed for divorce on Oct 31(Samhain). Think about it!

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Coming Soon in the National Enquirer

That’s quite a cover. Plus the Pulitzer nominated National Enquirer is also working on the following stories:

Shiloh, the boyish 5-year-old daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, is becoming more and more bizarre. The ENQUIRER learned that the youngster has developed a strange infatuation for Chaz Bono and now considers the transgender son of singing legend Cher her new hero and has made it clear to her superstar parents that she wants to be just like Chaz.

The ENQUIRER has uncovered shocking secrets about Oprah Winfrey’s best friend Gayle King, who is now on her way to stardom as co-host of “CBS This Morning.” We’ve learned all the details of the heartbreaking cheating scandal that wrecked Gayle’s marriage, the drug binge that left her lying unconscious on the floor and the backstabbing way she’s using Oprah to make millions.

Marriage counseling isn’t working for Brad & Angie – during one session, Angie even admitted to cheating. Enquirer has all the details.

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Scandal Saturday

Who let the Dogg out?

Snoop Dogg is not only out but on the grass (allegedly) in this recent youtube video (there was a little too much to be said to fit into Tweet form) where he had some wise words on the recent Kim Kardashian fiasco. Now play close attention cause you never know when this is gonna come in handy – especially if you start datin’ one of those reality TV stars.

He’s only sayin’ what everyone is thinkin’, right?

Cold blooded bitch” is a bit harsh. “A bit harsh” doesn’t make it untrue. InterestinglyKim Kardashian anagrams to I am a kind shark. With the hate fest in full swing it looks like that shark’s goose is cooked, that is unless she can find an inventive way of cashing in on all that ill will – & where there’s a will there’s away. Maybe she could appear publicly in a pillory and charge passerby’s to toss rotten fruit and vegetables at her. That is a basic motivation behind much reality type TV, which is really hi tech bear baiting minus the cruelty to animals!

Spice Girl

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When we last left Demi Moore she had been carted off to the emergency ward for something called whip its. Doing whip its is basically inhaling nitrous oxide to get high. People thought that this was a bit much because whip its are usually something that young people do; and Demi was expected to have the age, income, and sophistication to do better.

Then the 911 tape came out. That featured a ‘friend’ – and it’s always good to have a few in Hollywood just in case you start to code blue or something, some one who’s on the payroll but not in the will so they have an incentive to keep you breathing – saying that Demi took a bad turn after smoking something that wasn’t pot.

Current rumor is that it might have been Spice. Now Spice is a kind of herbal blend marketed as a legal marijuana substitute. Many forms are so mild that you can’t even get a decent buzz out of it. Others are sprayed with a toxic blend of designers chemicals that can leave you running to the toilet or on the way to the emergency ward fairly quickly!

Seal and Heidi are still in a crisis

With Demi Moore’s recent freak out and Fran Drescher‘s UFO abduction – she was chipped! – Seal and Heidi Klum‘s impending whatever nearly got lost in the shuffle. People were shocked at first because they always had made a big deal out of being so happy. Then people became quickly distracted. Part of the reason that folk may have got distracted was because it was no one was exactly sure what was happening. No one knew whether they were divorcing, taking a break, or reconciling.

Well here’s what we do know so far. Hedi initiated the split. Also the pair have a prenup. that comes in handy since Klum earned a healthy $70 mill. She’s got a few irons in the fire like a jewelry line and her Lifetime reality TV shows. Meanwhile Seal has a relatively paltry $15 mill.

Now it didn’t always used to be that way. When the got together back in 2005 the financial situation was more even. Klum was also knocked up and on the rebound from that Italian billionaire race car driver who dropped her like stale sour kraut.

Heidi’s had huge success since then. As said Heidi’s also the one who hired the lawyers. It’s kind of a truism that most relationships bust up over money. When one partner is worth about 5 times the other it could be a strain.

Then again as Heidi points out Seal does have a temper. She can’t give any specific examples of his temper problem – you know the kind of things that might frighten a woman like punching holes in walls, breaking things, or making threats – those mere trifling details that give people a clearer picture of what’s going on; even though she seems to feel pretty free in talking about the split up. He does have this Leica camera collection that he’s pretty fussy & picky about – oooh that monster!

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