Alice meets Jill Valentine!

Milla Jovovich & Julia Voth – they meet at last!

Action heroine fans will love this! Milla Jovovich bumped into to a ‘kindred spirit’ recently. She was at the Project SERA premier and ran into the film’s star Julia Voth. The two ladies didn’t duel for the title of “World Heavyweight Sweetheart” but smiled sweetly at the camera as they posed together for some snap shots. which Milla herself later tweeted.

A striking pair!


It must’ve been a close call since folks with too much in common either get along famously or take to fighting, and these two are famous for fighting. They do have plenty in common. Both are 5’8″ brunettes who came into acting by way of modeling. Both have trained in martial arts – Milla through her film work and Julia in Japan.

Plus they both have a Resident Evil connection. Milla stars in the franchise as the lead character Alice; while Julia was in the inspiration for Jill Valentine. The game designers actually hired Julia, back in her modeling days, to pose for Jill so they could base the sim on her. So for the RE gamers out there the above photograph might be some kind of dream come true! Since they’re two of a kind it’s good to see that they ‘hit it off’.

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Celebrity nudity – Shia LaBeouf!

Since Megan Fox is preggers lets take a look at what she might have had!



Now from Modest Mouse to Fraidy Cat – it’s a real tabloid story & you can get the full details over @ Calvin’s Cave of Cool!

Check the tongue in cheek!

Yes you did read that right – “Agoraphobic cat refuse to leave futuristic egg house”. In the old days they’d get stuck up trees and refuse to come down, so this one is a new twist! Cal also has something breaking on pizza now being delivered by drone helicopters, but that maybe something he picked up off of Colbert, so it could be tongue in cheek.

So keeping checking in the Trash, where there are wonders to behold!

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More Hunger Games Outrage

What is the most abundant resource on earth? Bullshit!


George Mr Sulu Takei recently tweeted some Hunger Games comments that are so similar to my own sentiments that I could almost believe he’s been reading Wondertrash! Kudos to Sulu for getting to the real point!


check your palm flower – & be sure you’re still with the Green Party

What I don’t get is why those teens didn’t renew on carousel! Now there finished for ever. Besides most of them were yellows. Greens at most. They were years away from turning red, let alone blinking! Perhaps they might have considered running!

I like Icke

If science fiction has taught us anything it’s that the future is a savage place. That’s cause nostalgia ain’t what it used to be. If you’ve been listening to the conspiracy theorists, like David Icke, then you understand the fiendish agenda behind movies like The Hunger Games. Of course it’s predictive programming.



There’s a reasonable explanation, & then there’s the truth!

The thing is that society is ruled by blood drinking child sacrificing lizards from another dimension. That’s where the myth of vampires – which are getting so popular recently what with Kate Beckinsale sashaying around in her skin tight cat suit & tarted up like Erin Esurance with fangs, or Robert Pattison & Kristen Stewart with their slightly creepy goth puppy – come from. Vampires used to be ugly brutes, like Nosferatu in the black & white film. They might be played by legendary Hollywood Creep Actors like Peter Lore or Bela Lugosi. Now they’re played by B Movie Queens & hot teens. It’s an attempt to make them cool, & sell the agenda to the masses.

New World Disorder – truth is stranger than fiction and reality is a trip!

The agenda is more than blood drinking, but that’s a big part of it. The reason these beasts got hooked on human blood is because when it’s loaded with stress hormones it becomes a powerful drug to these reptoids. It’s like meth x1000! So naturally they can’t get enough of the stuff. The problem is how to keep the humans wound up enough to make sure that they favorite brand of Red Bull packs the right punch. So they destabilize society to keep people in a constant state of fear an uncertainty. Plus they keep us in a state of contention, until we literally define ourselves by conflict and competition – just like The Hunger Games!

college taught me nothing – everything I know I learned from tin foil hat media!

So we’re not in Kansas anymore. Just imagine what we don’t know! We can see for ourselves that our world is being transformed before our very eyes into something surreal. It’s a programming of terra forming that’s changing our world from our home into theirs in much the same way that the Europeans stole North America from the Indians and then build their own weird matrix upon it! It happened slowly and insidiously. By the time the Indians got around to futile rebellion, it was too damned late. With the bizarre changes that have been creeping upon us you could almost believe that some star ship of reptilians actually found it’s way here some time in the not too distant past, and that the visitors have been disguising themselves and taking over behind the scenes in a strategy that circumvents any direct conflict. Stealth is so much more effective.

invasion of the star people & the holographic agenda

The agenda of stealth relies heavily on perception management and image manipulation. Holography as David Icke calls it. That’s not so far out. A movie is merely the technique (& you can’t call it an art) of projecting a false image (Even Johnny Depp refers to his on screen image as “it”, and like to remains ‘profoundly ignorant’ to distance himself from the celluloid creature. Of course all successful movie stars are MK Ultra programmed multiplies with butterfly mind control, but that’s another story and Fritz Springmeier tells it best! Needless to say if you’re an aspiring actor or actress going out on auditions then be sure to wear a butterfly pin and you’ll be in like Flynn, but be warned. If you wear the emblem of the cult and you aren’t a programmed monarch slave, then you soon will be once you’ve attracted their attention. They’ll suspect you wore their butterfly symbol because you know something. Knowing something makes you dangerous – which is why so many get marginalized as ‘crazy’ conspiracy theorists. Then you’ll be whisked off for some impromptu brainwashing to make you one of Hollywood’s obedient little zombies. Before you know it you be in some back room in some abandoned studio lot, spaced out on LSD, blindfolded and ball gagged while an electric cattle prod is repeated shoved up your ass. So Julia Voth be warned – that sport of thing happens in the entertainment industry all the time!). So naturally the reptilians have infiltrated entertainment – where they are masters of appearing to be other than what they are, news media, the music industry, politics, and basically every other form of human entertainment. That way they can toy with our consciousness by slipping their embedded hidden messages in. So children are taught that hunting each other for sport is heroic and cool!

tricked into pretending and make believe games

The point is that everyone knows that something is wrong with the entertainment industry but no one is sure just what it is. Some people think that its’ just a bunch of shallow greedy low key psychopaths who found a way to sublimate their anti social urges for fun and profit, quietly working their way up the food chain in the process. Others think that it has to be way more serious than that, possibly involving star ships and dimensional portals. I’d have written of the reptilians theory has far fetched but there has been confirmation. Hunter S Thompson saw people morphing into lizards during a trip to Las Vegas while he was stoned out of his mind. They point is that something has to be done about this ‘ cultural poisoning’ and as usual the best thing to do is nothing. Turn off, tune out, and drop out! When you’ve lost touch too much it’s about as much as you can do! Anyone who decides not to show up at work on Monday has my blessing!

the only choice is to refuse and live among the ruins

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Hunger Games gets nasty

Not your parent’s teen slasher flick

Hunger Games is the story of a dystopic future where children hunt and kill each other for sport and for the amusement of TV viewers. So it seems like some one, maybe the author, has been watching Survivor. Survivor might have made more sense if they dispensed with the Machiavellian scheming and just armed the contestants with rifles and let them go at it! Like Survivor, HG has made stars out of some previously unknown young performers – who will now go on to hunt and eat each other, virtually, in the Hollywood Games Grid (That’s what made an alcoholic out of Daniel Harry Potter Radcliffe, though it can’t be blamed for Emma Watson being slightly snotty. I think that’s how she got cast in the first place. A Hogworts girl has to have spirit, even of some American Ivy League colleges won’t stand for it!). That’s where cannibalism takes the form of ‘psychic vampirism‘ via mean little mind games. So where do these hi powered movie makers get their ideas? Also like reality TV, Hunger Games is stirring up some controversy. In this case it’s in the form of a vein of latent racism that got exposed via Twitter – misspellings, bad grammar, & all! Sure Twitter could use a spell check option but who could’ve anticipated that with a 140 character limit? it’s not like blogging!

spring is sprung the grass is ris, Twitter’s where the outrage is

In this cause the source of the fuss is a character called Rue. In the film she’s black. Some followers of the book aren’t keen on that. So naturally they took to Twitter to air their grievances. Some of those highlights have gotten picked up on Tumblr, in a Tumblog called Hunger Games Tweets. The blog author has waded through the racist blurbs and selected some of the ‘highlights’ for reports. Reposting other people’s posts ain’t an original Internet idea, but this one has worked out so well that it might be worth stealing, for the higher cause of raising consciousness about what’s going on, of course. You mihgt be surprised, shocked, or merely outraged by some of the comments that have got made. Comments like those below:










No one made this kind of fuss over Green Lantern!

& there’s plenty more where that came from. While these kids ain’t armed and dangerous, except in the virtual sense, they do seem to have a strange sense of fun, & no problem with cruelty. So that’s where HGT comes in, by playing spoil sport. Now don’t get me wrong. I think everyone can agree that watching teenagers in peril is the kind of fun that has entertained movie goers for 50 years. It bridges the generations by giving kids and adults something creepy that they can both enjoy. The racist response is tainting the fun. So if the sport is getting spoiled it’s only cause there’s so much sport in the world that needs spoiling!

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Kim Kardashian flour bomb VIDEO

the fur is flying over flour power

A few days ago Kim Kardashian got flour bombed while hyping her True Reflections perfume. True reflection is actually billed as a fragrance. I’m not exactly sure what the difference between a perfume and a fragrance is, except about 50 bucks. Anyway Kimmo was flogging her sweet smell of success when something unanticipated happened. She got sacked. A mystery woman walked casually up behind the realty TV star while she was smiling away unsuspectingly, and some how managed to get close enough to her to dump flour on her. This despite Kim’s ‘wide load’. Then again Kim’s rear end has kept people at an ‘indiscreet distance’. Pictures of the incident made the Internet, but people really wanted to see the video – here it is!

So what’s the deal? Kim originally wanted to let bygones be bygones. That would’ve been a classy move that might have earned her a smidgen of respect. Kim quickly changed her mind. She decided that she’d been bullied and so should contemplate pressing charges. After some contemplation maybe she can move on to consideration.

de ja who?

The mystery woman is not a garden variety bully, and less of a mystery. She’s a militant PETA supporter who has something against Kim other than what the rest of America has against her. Probably something to do with fur. The flour should’ve been a tip off to the PETA connection since that’s one of their patented stunts. They flour bombed Lindsay Lohan a few years ago and Lindz took it with more grace and aplomb than Kim is (some said that Lindz wasn’t too aware at the time and went later discovered that she was covered with an unexplained white powder simply thought nothing off it). The whole PETA connection has gotten a bad reaction from the Kardashians. Khloe, unless it was the other one (it’s getting hard to keep them straight but the other girl’s name also begins with “K”), recently tweeted that PETA ‘was dead’ to her.

when maximizing exposure is a win win, for everyone except the audience

Now if anyone knows as much or more about famewhoring it’s PETA. So naturally they’ve swooped down on this opportunity like a bird of prey. They’ve offered to pay the mystery woman’s legal fees (though if it works out like their animal rescues then the poor woman will be quietly euthanized). They’ve also issued a plethora of press statements like such as – “We don’t believe Kim would be so shortsighted as to go after this woman, but if she does, we’ll definitely look at how to maximise exposure to the cruel fur industry, and that could mean defending the activist if she wishes.” They sent that too Celebuzz. Also “How much better it would be if she decided to evolve and enhance her image by donating her vulgar furs and exotic-animal skins to the homeless.” Probably a bad idea since it’s hard to credibly panhandle in a fur coat. As for maximizing exporsure, Kim could give PETA lessons on that – like it’s more a game of strip poker than Texas Hold’em.

What did we do to deserve this?

While Kim, who was gonna let things slide is as mentioned rethinking it – probably sees a publicity opportunity of the kind even porn tapes and reality TV can’t provide – “I am just going to think about it, because I don’t want someone to think they can really get away with that. So we are going to handle that.” So it’ll keep her from resorting to Wrestle-mania (where she might have to grapple Carmen Electra in a no holds barred hard core “reality TV match” for a shot at Paris Hilton & then the eventual Pam Anderson title match. Pam can be played by Trish Stratus for a reasonable “image franchise” fee. R U listening Vince McMahon?!)! It’s not bad for PETA either since the Occupy Movement stole their thunder, after the economy collapsed. So what can you say about a Kim Kardashian vs PETA media grudge match? It’s a marriage made in reality TV heaven. Kris Humphries was never so well suited to her needs.

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Bobby Brown Arrested for DUI

Another Manic Monday

Hunger games

Remember when Gisele Bundchen said all mothers should be forced to breast feed, and by international law if necessary? As extreme as a world wide task force of ‘boob police‘ sounds (and Alex Jones I hope you’re reading!), Mad Men star January Jones – no relation to Alex I assume – has one upped GB. Jan eats her own placenta! Jan gave birth to a child called Xander last September – & resisted the temptation to name the child September. Then she had the placenta dried, ground, and put in pill form. Says JJ “I have a great doula who makes sure I’m eating well, with vitamins and teas, and with placenta capsulation. Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins. It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas.” The 34-year-old actress adds, “It’s not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!

The above number comes to use via the aptly named Celebrity Baby Scoop!

Dirty Harry

Remember when everyone said that Prince Harry was seeing Pipa Middleton, sister of the Duchess of Middleton Kate? Harry was like “No way man!” and smirked about it. Well he might be telling the truth. Harry was at his cousin Princess Eugenie’s recent birthday party and some how Chelsy Davy got invited. Well the two took to chatting and making really chummy. So that has some folk, like the good people at the Mail Online saying that there’s gonna be some kind of reunion. Well they don’t as much say it as leave it to be inferred. Brit Tabs have gotta be so careful since the whole phone hacking scandal that took out The News Of The World!

The Mail does quote lots of folks who claim that Harry would be happy to get back with CD. Actually they quote an unnamed Palace Insider, who says – ‘Prince Harry was there and so was Chelsy. ‘Clearly they are still close. They appeared at ease with each other and were chatting happily together. ‘Whether they have rekindled their relationship is anyone’s guess but they certainly seemed very friendly.’

Actually they didn’t say that to the Mail. They said it to the Sunday Express. But the point is that the pair are gettin’ friendly again. For instance Chelsy has been giving Harry some jewelry, like a necklace. Harry has kept the necklace on his person during a recent trip to Brazil, where he kept it tucked away inside his shirt every day, like some kind of fetish! At least that’s what another source told the Daily Star. So what can gossip followers take away from this? That the Mail had better get with it cause other sources are beating them to the punch, especially with those loose lipped palace insiders shooting their mouths off!

BTW in case you’re not sure which one Chelsy is, she’s the one who used to have that awful orange tan!

Stay Fried!

remember when Amanda Seyfried was the ugly duckling to Megan Fox‘s fox in Jennifer’s Body? Well things have changed since then. Megan Fox is no longer the next Angelina Jolie (in fact Angelina Jolie is rapidly becoming the next Megan Fox – film acting can be a cruel racket!). As for Seyfried she’s blossomed from ugly ducking into Josh Hartnett’s girlfriend! JustJarred reports that the pair were out and about together in West Hollywood and even brought along their dogs! It’s not just JustJarred reporting this. A friend of Hartnett’s told US Weekly that “Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they’ve just been hanging out.” So there! Also they were hooked up by a friend back in January.

It’s Clobberin’ Time!

Youn probably heard about Kim Kardashian getting flour bombed at an event she was hyping at the London Hotel; in Hollywood. It seems like no one likes Kim anymore since she got involved in that hook up with Kris Humphries which she swears was for love even though it only lasted 72 days and she made a ton out of reality TV deals on the thing. People just got so suspicious.

Maybe that’s why now seemed like a good time for Kim to launch a new fragrance called True Reflection, instead of Something Smells Fishy! Well one of those jealous haters snuck up behind Kim with a big sack of flour and let her have it! That lead to a lot of headlines about Kim being humiliated, and basically looking ridiculous.

The mystery woman was originally held by authorities for using food stuffs with intent and then let go. Kimmo didn’t want to press charges and preferred to put it behind her, like her career, her reputation, and her big fat ass on which everything was based but which didn’t break her fall! Taking the classy route might’ve gotten her a modicum of respect – & these days she needs every modicum that she can get; but Kimmo quickly had a change of heart. She’s now contemplating pressing charges against the woman she describes as a bully. No word on whether the flour was salvaged and put to some non celebrity use, like feeding folks; but after a brush with Kimbo that tainted product must be less appetizing than January Jones placenta!

BY the way anyone remember scandalous Brit Tab Page 3 girl Katie Jordan Price? Well she’s back and she’s dirtier than ever!


Update 9:30 EST: Lainey of Lainey Gossip was several hours behind our curve on the Prince Harry Chelsy Davy story. In fact she was about 12 hours behind. She just posted something about 2 hours ago! It’s okay to be the “Mail Online” to Wondertrash’s “Beat You To The Punch”.

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