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Brazilian Virginity Auction Girl in Playboy?

This post is worth it because the title alone hits so many search terms! Yahoo! Now let’s take a  google and have an ogle shall we?


Latest Gossip = Slap Egotists

What did Bruce Willis do with 12 000 boxes of Girl Scout cookies??


Latest Gossip = Slap Egotists

KATE WINSLET Gets Married and LEO DICAPRIO Gives Her Away!


Latest Gossip = Slap Egotists

TOM CRUISE New Girlfriend?

Harrison Ford feeds the Homeless at LA Mission’s Christmas Eve Dinner 2012

Mirando Update

‘I don’t know where this has come from but, my gosh, they are very happy.’

Mirando: They’ll be home for Christmas

In yesterday’s post I said that the rumours about the Kerr Bloom bust up were official and that was right. Since it got written up in InTouch there are officially rumours. The relationship is another matter! That’s cause Orlando Bloom’s mom (Sonia Copeland-Bloom) is adamantly and vociferously denying that there is any kind of a split. The only separation between the Brit actor and the Aussie model is purely physical and merely geographical – & that’s because they’re busy working hard on different hemispheres. In spirit they are as close as they ever were. During the the upcoming Christmas holidays they’ll be together again in person too. That’s cause Mother Bloom says Miranda & Orlando – henceforth referred to jointly as Mirando for convenience – is coming to stay with her & the family. That ought a be some yuletide. The only thing that could make it even more festive is if Leo DeC were added to the guest list, which I doubt that he will be; even though he’s a close personal type friend of Bloom’s!

Still keeping up with the Kardashians

There’s more to life than Miranda Kerr’s big toothy grin however, like Kim Kardashian. Kardashian catapulted to international fame as a kinder gentler Paris Hilton on the back of her sex tape. After that it was a heady celebrity fast lane life of reality TV and feuds with PETA. She also mercilessly unleashed the rest of her family unto an unsuspecting public. Then she got married, sold out the rights for 20 million (allegedly), and promptly divorced her “reality” husband on Halloween after only 72 days of marriage. Now there’s got to be some occult significance in that but everyone besides conspiracy theorists were thinking “what kind of a con game is this lady pulling?” The public began to turn on her leaving Kim to complain that it’s what she gets for following her heart.

So Kim had jumped the shark. After that she entered the next stage of heady celebrity lifestyle consisting of law suits and unflattering tabloid coverage. She might have continued past irrelevance and disappeared into obscurity if she hadn’t latched onto Kanye West – her saved her ass. The bad press continued though, like this latest bit of news. Seems that a family over in Merry Ole England claim that the Kardashians have landed on their little mom and pop operation like some kind of international conglomerate. Here’s the story:

Kim Kardashian: It’s not like she has a copyright on the letter K, yet!

Jay Wiley is a hard working Brit mom and entrepreneur from  Harrogate, North Yorks. Several years ago she developed and bgean to market her own upscale cosmetic line called Kroma. Now knowing what big freaks the Kardashians are for anything with the letter K in it, Jay sent them some samples of her cosmetics hoping that they might want to promote it.

So imagine Jay’s surprise when the Kardashins come out with their own unique brand also and coincidentally called Kroma. I say coincidence because the Kardashinas also use the same font on their product as Ms Wiley does on hers. Now that has to be coincidence, unless there’s something more to it.

Whether there’s any more to it is what Ms. Wiley wants to find out. So she’s contacted some lawyers and a lot of newspapers, like DailyMail and The Mirror. She’s making some press statements too like such as:

‘We’ve been working so hard on this and now it looks like they’re taking our brand name.
‘They even appear to have used the same font as ours on their packaging.’
She continued: ‘Do they think that we will just go away?
‘I know the Kardashians themselves will be sat on a beach somewhere having their pictures taken…it’s the machine behind them that we’re taking on.’

So far Wiley hasn’t got satisfaction out of the Kardashians. She claims that though Kim & Co might make as much as 45 million from the line, she’s only received an insulting financial offer. That leaves Wiley feeling that the Kardashians are setting a bad example as role models for young women by trying to bully her out of business. If she thinks the Kardashians worry too much about setting a bad example then she might want to take a look at that sex tape.

the buzz on Chalize lately

Remember Charlize Theron? She played a super heroine in Aeon Flux (Celebrity suerheroism is a kind of theme around here). She was also in that movie with Kristen StewartSnow White and the Huntsman. Anyhow Charley is best remembered as having these gorgeous blonde locks. So where is Charley lately? Well Charley has resurfaced, but where her hair went is yet to be told. Just take a look at these pics!

Hey Butch, what’s the buzz?

Call me crazy (& you won’t be the first) but that look does work on her, especially with the jacket. Of course Chalize is so pretty she could get away with anything. Slap a pink wig on her and she’s be Erin Esurance!  Now here she is as perhaps you best remember her, in her souped up super heroine form.

Occupy Esurance

Speaking of Erin Esurance she’s the kind of celeb story that I hate to write about here @Wondertrash. You may or may not recall that the previously unknown animated super heroine had a meteoric rise to fame as the Esuarance pitch woman. She appeared in a series of popular advertisements as a secret agent fighting high insurance premiums, and red tape. She was also featured in oodles of doodles by way of amateur internet porno.

As quick as she’d risen to TV advertisement super stardom it was over. maybe it was the porno, or maybe it was Esurance’s merger with Allstate. Anyway as I heard it Ms. Erin got “imprisoned” in a special TV advertising museum set up by Esurance especially to contain their exuberant femme fatale. This way Esurance could keep their option on the character and her Wildbrain Animation creators couldn’t put her to other uses. So corporate fat cats accomplished what creepy super villains never could – they slowed down a super heroine!

Unnamed sources say that captivity was hard on Agent Erin. She began showing up as a cyber sprite over on Second Life, and getting into all kinds of kinky shit. Plus she was hitting the digital vodka martini’s pretty hard. Friends were worried about a down ward out of control spiral. At the rate she was going she was bound to pick up a computer virus! Then she’d need a dose of virtual Valtrex! Rehab admission seemed to be around the corner. That’s why I’m happy to report that things may be finally turning around for her.

It seems that Ms. Erin is not only ready to turn her life around, but has even embarked on a whole new career. She’s not a high powered super agent anymore. In fact she’s currently working as a stressed out motorcycle courier in an unnamed city. Erin asked that the location remain, in her own words, “top secret”, because she still gets hassled by fan boys – but between you & me it’s Cincinnati, Ohio – the city where even turkeys can fly!

Erin reports that she’s feeling very optimistic about getting back in the game. “Adventure can be lurking anywhere,” the former super spy says, “even in the most unlikely places. Why one of these parcels could open the doorway to mystery and be my ticket back into the world of international espionage!” The only thing I can say in response is “slow down there – and learn to take it easy!” However if this recent picture of Erin on the job is any indication then she’s full of beans again. Why she might be hot on the trail of some hot lead that could bring her back to the international fast lane. Either that or she’s chasing some one off of a parking space. Hang in there Erin!

Erin Esurance rides again!

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Opera

Erin’s right when she says that motorcycling courier work can lead to better things. Long before he was The Phantom of the Opera and an international superstar Michael Crawford briefly woirked as a bike courier. It didn’t work out too well and the job only lasted about 30 mins. Fortunately the highlights were recorded for posterity!

Some Mothers Do Ave Em: S3 E5 – King of The Road

So you see Erin, there is hope. So baby if you ever wondered, wondered what ever became of Erin E – she hasn’t been around much lately, she’s down and out in Cincinnati. Just baby think of her once in awhile.

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Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr splitsville

The rose is off the Bloom

A little while ago a nasty rumour got into circulation about Aussie hottie Miranda Kerr flirting around with Leo DiCaprio behind her hubby Orlando Bloom’s back. According to NYC Daily News they met up on DiCaprio’s 38’s birthday celebration ( on Nov 10) at The Darby in stylish Manhattan. There were a lot of folk circulating around like such as Cameron Diaz, Beyoncé, Jay-Z and Robert De Niro, but Leo & Miranda got the attention. That cause Leo who’d just split from VS model Erin Heatherton was gettin’ kind of friendly with Miranda. Her husband was not present since he was off in Africa at the time filming a movie.

handle with Kerr

According to the official rumors Leo and Mir were “They were very flirty with each other,” one eyewitness tells Confidenti@l’s Marianne Garvey, adding that the duo were deep in conversation for most of the meal. ” Miranda was sitting with him most of the night. She had her legs draped over him,” said an eyewitness. “They were talking to each other a lot.” Those rumours didn’t seem to be worth repeating since Bloom and DiCaprio are friends  plus it got denied on Confidenti@l – “Orlando and Leo are friends; Miranda and Leo are just friends,” an insider tells Confidenti@l. “There is absolutely nothing going on with Leo. They have been very good friends for a very long time,” said a close pal of Kerr’s. “There is nothing to it.” Kerr’s modeling agency did not get back to Confidenti@l by deadline. Wondertrash may not be DListed or anything but we do try and maintain some minimal standards!

gossip is conspiracy theory with weapons of mass distraction

Yesterday the rumours became official.  By official I mean that it got covered by InTouch. According to their “insider reports” Bloom and Kerr not only aren’t on the same continent, but they ain’t on the same page. They haven’t been for a while either. She was supposed to visit him on the set in South Africa a weekend or so ago bu that didn’t happen cause she went to some Mango shoot in Madrid instead. That bring s us to a notable fashion accessory that’s been missing lately – her wedding ring! So InTouch is calling a separation and quoting unnamed insiders who say that – “Right now, they’re separated,” an insider says. “They’re living apart and figuring out what they want to do next.” “Neither wants the drama of a split,” says the source. “But they have very little left in common.” On the other hand GossipCop is quoting another source who absolutely denies the split up and claims that the pair are gonna get together for some quality time (remember when that phrase was almost credible? it was a more innocent time) real soon. Or in other words – this story is “totally false, and that the couple will be ‘spending the holidays together.” Hey – one can always be wrong. Isn’t it reassuring to kn ow that option is a reliable reserve?

Miranda Kerr is loose

In the mean time  the Wonder from Down Under might be on the loose, so set your dreams to unrealistic in the extreme, potential lover boys!

Miranda Kerr is a Wonder from Downunder, 
even when she’s not in underwear

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Heff’s gettin’ hitched!

Don’t hassle the Heff!

Hugh Heffener is fixin’ to get married by hitching himself to a bunny drawn carriage! Bizarre imagery aside what that means in plain language is that the Playboy founder is going to get married. The lucky lady is Crystal Harris, a former bunny. There’s no word on whether she’s currently a practicing bunny, but she has plenty of practice under her belt. That’s how she and The Heff met, and how things fell apart.

what’s up doc?

You see they were going to get married – back around June last year. Then things took a wrong turn, maybe around Albuquerque. That’s because Crystal had aspirations above and beyond being a professional bunny bride.That’s where Dr Phil’s (McGraw) son, Jordon, comes in along with some kind of music recording scheme. So Harris shacked up with young McGraw, much to the good doctor’s chagrin. After that Harris acted like she didn’t need Heff anymore.

escaping Planet Playboy with a rocket in her pocket

Basically Harris began shooting off her mouth a lot. For one thing she called the Heff a “2 minute man”. Now that kind of sweet talk didn’t actually leave the Heff nostalgic for the good ole days.From his enclave deep in the heart of Planet Playboy, Heff claimed that he’d “dodged a bullet” with Harris. Considering Heff’s colorful track record that must’ve been the only bullet he dodged. Never one to learn from experience the Heff is giving the bullet a second chance! Guess things didn’t work out with music & the McGraws.

love on the rocks

What another chance means in this situation is that Heff is marrying the gal and has given her a ring. Says the Heff – “I’ve given Crystal Harris a ring. I love the girl.” See I told you! She’s been upgraded from bullet too! To add insult to injury the pair have taken to tweeting about it. Heff officially announced the impeding happy occasion on his Twitter account. Harris has tweet posted (or Instagramed) pix of her big honkin’ rock. Let’s a look at that!

anchors aweigh

There are larger chunks of ice, but most of them are sinking ships out in the Atlantic. As for The Heff’s ship, his personal Love Boat is set to sail after the couple’s planned New Year’s Eve wedding down at the swanky Playboy Mansion. Heff is 86, and is blushing bunny bride is allegedly 26. So here’s wishing those two crazy kids happiness. It just goes to show that there’s always another chance at the brass carrot.

So the moral of the story is that if you’re lucky enough to dodge a bullet then don’t be stupid enough to run back into the line of fire – unless you’re a man of the world or something.

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Springsteen, Kanye West, and Members of Nirvana Rock Sandy Concert

Movie vampire Kristen Stewart also put in an appearance for the cause.

& in other news the complete list of Golden Globe nominees is out and here it is courtesy of EOnLine:

Best Motion Picture, Drama
Argo
Django Unchained
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Zero Dark Thirty

Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Les Misérables
Moonrise Kingdom
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Silver Linings Playbook

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Richard Gere, Arbitrage
John Hawkes, The Sessions
Joaquin Phoenix, The Master
Denzel Washington, Flight

Find out which stars and movies got snubbed by the SAGs

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Jack Black, Bernie
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables
Ewan McGregor, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Bill Murray, Hyde Park on the Hudson

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Marion Cotillard, Rust and Bone
Helen Mirren, Hitchcock
Naomi Watts, The Impossible
Rachel Weisz, The Deep Blue Sea

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Emily Blunt, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Judi Dench, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Maggie Smith, Quartet
Meryl Streep, Hope Springs

Get the complete list of nominations from the Screen Actors Guild Awards

Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Alan Arkin, Argo
Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Amy Adams, The Master
Sally Field, Lincoln
Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy

Best Director
Ben Affleck, Argo
Kathryn Bigelow, Zero Dark Thirty
Ang Lee, Life of Pi
Steven Spielberg, Lincoln
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained

Best Screenplay, Motion Picture
Mark Boal, Zero Dark Thirty
Tony Kushner, Lincoln
David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
Quentin Taratino, Django Unchained
Chris Terrio, Argo

Find out which star’s daughter is Miss Golden Globe

Best Foreign Language Film
Amour (Austria)
A Royal Affair (Denmark)
The Intouchables (France
Kon-Tiki (Norway)
Rust and Bone  (France)

Best Animated Feature Film
Brave
Frankenweenie
Hotel Transylvania
Rise of the Guardians
Wreck-It Ralph

Best Original Song, Motion Picture
“For You,” Act of Valor, Monty Powell & Keith Urban
“Not Running Anymore,” Stand Up Guys, Jon Bon Jovi
“Safe and Sound,” The Hunger Games, Taylor Swift. John Paul White, Joy Williams & T Bone Burnett
“Skyfall,” Skyfall, Adele & Paul Epworth
“Suddenly,” Les Misérables, Claude-Michel Schonberg & Alain Boublil

Best Original Score, Motion Picture
Mychael Danna, Life of Pi
Alexandre Desplat, Argo
Dario Marianelli, Anna Karenina
Tom Tykwer, Johnny Klimek, Reinhold Heil, Cloud Atlas
John Williams, Lincoln

See what last year’s Globes host Ricky Gervais had to say about cohosts Tina and Amy

Best TV Movie or Miniseries
Game Change
The Girl
Hatfields & McCoys
The Hour
Political Animals

Best TV Series, Drama
Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
Homeland
The Newsroom

Best TV Series, Comedy
The Big Bang Theory
Episodes
Girls
Modern Family
Smash

Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Damian Lewis, Homeland

Check out some of the biggest moments from last year’s Golden Globes

Best Actor, TV Series Comedy
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Don Cheadle, House of Lies
Louis CK, Louie
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama
Connie Britton, Nashville
Glenn Close, Damages
Claire Danes, Homeland
Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey
Julianna Marguiles, The Good Wife

Best Actress in a TV Series, Comedy
Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Lena Dunham, Girls
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation

Best Actor in a Miniseries or TV Movie
Kevin Costner, Hatfields & McCoys
Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock
Woody Harrelson, Game ChangeToby Jones, The Girl
Clive Owen, Hemingway & Gellhorn

Former Globes host Ricky Gervais, please accept our humblest of apologies…

Best Actress in a Miniseries or TV Movie
Julianne Moore, Game Change
Nicole Kidman, Hemingway & Gellhorn
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Asylum
Sienna Miller, The Girl
Sigourney Weaver, Political Animals

Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie
Max Greenfield, New Girl
Ed Harris, Game Change
Danny Huston, Magic City
Mandy Patinkin, Homeland
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family

Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie
Hayden Panettiere, Nashville
Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife
Sarah Paulson, Game Change
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family

Cecile B. DeMille Award
Jodie Foster

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