Chantel Jeffries Denies Numerous Arrests After Bieber Drama

Justin Bieber‘s ‘girlfriend’ & her ‘life of crime’

Is Chantel Jeffries fast? Fast enough to hang with Justin Bieber. She was apparently at the ‘scene of the crime’. Or she was near by. Anyway her name has come up in connection with Bieber and his recent misfortunes. So here’s a little more on the mystery lady.

fast enough for ya?

courtesy of HollyscoopTV

Justin Bieber’s new chick Chantel Jeffries is not happy about reports claiming she has a
string of arrests in her past, or the fact that her life is exposed to
the public now that she is dating the Biebes.

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Jeffries — who was in the Lambo the night Justin got arrested and in
Panama with him vacationing after the arrest, says the statistics of her
numerous arrests and bad behavior are wrong. A NY newspaper reported
21-year-old Chantel’s past including busts for assault with a deadly
weapon (a knife) and reckless driving. 92 mph in a 70. She finally
speaks and tells TMZ:  “I have not been arrested five times as has been
stated in the media, nor am I guilty of physically assaulting anyone, in
any way shape or form.” Her attorney explains Chantel was arrested when
she was 18 for a misdemeanor assault, but it was ultimately dismissed
due to insufficient evidence. Other than that, he says she’s only had
“traffic violations.” As for complaining about her new public life, she
says:  “I am a full time student who had enjoyed a normal lifestyle,
free from public scrutiny and criticism, until now. What has happened to
me is wrong.”

Back Side Story

ADrianne Palicki shows that Wonder Woman not only has to watch her back, but her back side!
Even Wonder Woman can get cheeky!

You know who else is fast? Gal Gadot. She’s been fast and furious for years before becoming the controversial new Wonder Woman. I say controversial because there has been some’ debate’ about her. Fanboys worry that her boobs aren’t big enough to fulfill their expectations. Others skirt the issue by asking whether she’s muscular enough. Suspicious types question whether they’re really referring to her ‘boob muscles’. If you’ve ever read comics then you know that a super heroines boob muscles are one of her most effective weapons in the battle against evil!

fasten your seat belt

Gadot’s also gotten in a little trouble for some of the ‘racy’ adds she’s done for Israeli upscale dept store Castro’s (if that’s like a Jewish version of Grace Bros then they could have their own TV show!). She did something a couple of years back that showed her naked in an elevator. Everything was pixelated into oblivion. So no one really got to see anything. Still there were some uptight religious types who got their noses, or something, out of joint. Sometimes when religious types get something out of joint over sex it’s lower down on the anatomy and usually right below the belt! I have to blame Gadot on that. You just can’t go around turning on people who can’t handle it!

Gadot’s ass goes rogue!

Gadot is once again proving to be ten thousand volts of current plugged into a 10 watt switchboard. She’s done another ‘racy’ video  for Castro’s that’s once again raising eyebrows, or something. This doesn’t involve vague pixelated nudity. Gadot is fully clothed in some very snug fitting blue jeans. She’s also twerking! Twerking is a bad habit that’s been making the celebrity rounds ever since Miley Cyrus at the VMAs.  Now since GG’s become a big deal she might have got too big for her boots and told Castro’s to go fly a kite. However she acted like a stand up broad and not only did their commercial, but appeared in a recent fashion show for them. Instead of getting credit for being down to earth and a good sport, poor Wonder Woman is getting shit for being too sexy in her latest ad, and is once again forced to defend herself! There have even been some reports filed with the proper government authorities with the intent of getting Gadot’s offending back side – or tush as they call it over there – banned from the airwaves. At least until it learns to behave it’s self in public (Sometimes celebrity body parts develop a life of their own and go rogue – like Angleina Jolie’s leg at the Oscars. In this case however it’s Gadot’s backside.). Now that you’ve got the vague back story, let’s have a look at that ad!

twerking with Wonder Woman

Now that’s what you call Shake & Bake! So it wasn’t Lawrence Welk. It wasn’t a grilled cheese strip tease either. She just got a little ‘cheeky’. Shit, Joey Heatherton was going farther than that on Serta commercials back in the late 60’s – and now a word from our sponsors!

& the legend lives on – whether she’s a perfect sleeper ‘beautiful dreamer awake unto me’. Anyway Gal Gadot didn’t exactly go Pussy Riot or anything. She just wiggled her ass in a TV commercial. Then again they’re not talking about sending her to Siberia – just banning her backside. If there are half as many religious cranks living in Israel as the Gadot protests suggest, then their open line radio shows must be a blast and a half!

Well Wonder Woman is finding out that in the fame game, & even if you’re a former Miss Israel, people will find fault. Either your tits are too small, or your ass is too big! Hang in there Wonder Woman! Is the world ready for you, and the magic that you do?

Now to leave you with some more vintage television commercial circa 1973. It was a simpler time, America struggled to come to terms with a President who did some mildly illegal stuff, Archie Bunker challenged ignorance by personifying it for Norman Lear, & back when Jim Rockford had just moved into the trailer! Let’s climb into the wayback machine for about ten minutes for some time travel nostalgia!

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Does Justin Bieber need rehab?

When the going gets shitty, the shitty get going!

Back in my high school days there was a brief fad for food fights.It would start out innocently. Some one would flick a French fry at some one else. Their victim would retaliate by throwing a French fry back. Then the instigator would throw another to show that they weren’t easily deterred. Then things would escalate. They’d throw a fry with ketchup. Then other people would get involved. Soon Jello pudding was flying around the cafeteria. We’d get back to class spattered in spaghetti, pudding, ketchup, and with whatever else might have been flying around, to enjoy the looks of consternation on our teachers’ faces. We’d also imagine the shit our teachers would get from our parents every time we arrived home from school with ruined clothing. We were young and assholes, and the teachers ran a pretty loose ship. Another school might have banned lunch and explained that food wasn’t a right but a privilege that we had to earn through good behavior.

Then one day a new student got in on the act. The food fight started as usual, with some one throwing something that they didn’t want to eat at some one they didn’t like. Within five minutes the air was thick with stuff being tossed willy nilly around the cafeteria. So our new kid sees this, gets up, drops his pants, and craps in his hand. He then hollers out Shit fight” as he tosses the turd right into he middle of the action.

Naturally everyone was startled. The girl that got hit with the shit nearly had a seizure. She was a pretty popular cheerleader and used to a certain amount of deference. When she realized that it wasn’t fudge brownie or cafeteria gravy covering the upper part of her blouse and the lower half of her face she began shaking, screaming and crying. You’d have thought Tonya Harding had just clobbered Nacny Kerrigan! The school nurse had to take her away to the office to calm her down. She missed the rest of that week. As for the guy – he was later diagnosed with something, Aspergers or Teenage Twitch Syndrome, so it wasn’t his fault. He was just one of those people who shouldn’t have been let out in public.So he got a course behavior modifying medications. The teachers were pleased though. There was never another food fight after that.

That brings us to the very latest on Justin Bieber. As you may or may not have heard the pop star is lurching towards 5150. No one wants to see it come to that. So the talk has already turned to rehab. See the Beibs may have some substance abuse issues. For instance when he recently got arrested after going fast & furious down in Florida he had the usual cocktail of celebrity bad influences flowing through his veins like melted cheese at a high school food fight. There was alcohol, and he’s underage, so that’s issue 1. There was also marijuana in his system, which is still mildly illegal in some more backward areas. So that’s issue 2. He was also on anti depressants (because what else to you give a 19 year old rich as shit pop star?), so that’s issue 3. Add dad into he picture.  Then barring off a city street so you can give the Lamborghini a drunken spin must’ve seemed like a pretty good idea. If he was trying to get a mug shot, then it was a very effective idea!

That leads us to an article (Baptized by Rehab) on Pajiba by Courtney Enlow. She has some pretty strong feelings about Justin Bieber & rehab. She claims that rehab not only saves the lives of the addict, but also the people close to them who have driven hem to drink and who are plagued by their addictions. So sending Bieber there would trivialize rehab. Judging by her bitchy strident tone it sounds like Ms Enlow can be a bit of a pill to live with. Especially when she’s unleashing an opinion! Anyway Courtz says that Beiber is just being a spoiled little jerk. And there’s no rehab for that. So it’s just one of those celebrity face saving techniques – like community service back in the olden days!

Back then when celebs got clipped at something naughty they didn’t get hospitalized. Instead they got 100 hours or so of ComServe. It was hoped that the sheer humiliation of cleaning toilets or waiting on the homeless and other of their social inferiors would jerk their ferocious pride and snap them out of it. It might even make them more appreciative of being a celebrity! Then celebs discovered that ComServe was good PR. So that took the sting out of it. After that it was time to escalate to other more intrusive measures like shrinks, health care workers, and the whole intervention rehab carousel!

So what will we do about Justin Bieber? He’s no more obnoxious than the average 19  year old. Of course the average 19 year old doesn’t have millions of dollars to work with. So rehab and intervention might be a bit harsh. Maybe he’ll grow out of it. Like Miley Cyrus has just done! However if something more radical is needed then maybe he could get some worthwhile life experience (other than smearing melted cheese over strippers’ rear ends) by going to college or something? He’d get to meet non celebrities of his own age, and maybe even learn something useful. It worked for Prince William didn’t it? Of course he’s radio active now, so it might have to be a university overseas, & possibly in France.

Maybe other celebs could form some kind of support system for him. He’s taken the heat off of the rest of them by single handed fueling the public need to indulge in ‘justified’ hatred. So that’s got be worth something to people like Chris Brown for instance. Maybe he’ll even settle into a relationship with a decent girl who’ll bring out his kinder gentler side. It worked for Prince William didn’t it?

The one thing we can take away from this is that if you want public sympathy then getting busted drunk in a Lamborghini is a poor way to get it!

Critics think that Jsutin Bieber has become a spoiled self entitled little jerk like Bart Simpson but with millions of dollars to work with

Everyone is excited about Wonder Woman! She’s tall, glamorous and fights crime in a  skimpy costume. So it’s easy to get excited. People are also very excited about Gal Gadot! That’s because she’s tall, glamorous, and has been chosen to play Wonder Woman, possibly in a skimpy outfit. Whether or not she’s gonna be playing Wonder Woman in a skimpy costume (& we can only hope), she has been signed to play her in 3 pictures, including a Wonder Woman stand alone movie. Not everyone is on board with the New Wonder Woman. They question whether she looks enough  like Wonder Woman to play the part. Well here’s a side by side Gal Gadot Wonder Woman comparison, so you can be the judge!

Gal Gadot and her alter ego Wonder Woman in a side by side comparison
Gal Gadot & her alter ego Wonder Woman: Can you tell the difference?


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Real Housewife Hubby Busted!

 charged with bank fraud and identity theft

Apollo Nida is a very busy man. He’s on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Is wife Phaedra Parks is described as some kind of celebrity attorney. That’s convenient since she repped him in some charges going back to  2009 (he was arrested for fraud involving changing the VIN numbers on cars).  He’s still on parole or probation for that. That can be a problem since Apollo recently got in trouble yet again for some extracurricular activities. These are the  kind that can keep his attorney wife busy.

Seems that Apollo had some sort of Internet banking fraud scheme going on. Now it gets complicated because it involves stolen identities, bogus bank accounts, and dummy front companies, but here’s the gist of it according to website Apollo, working with an operative named Gayla St. Julien, (described herself as NIDA’s ‘right hand b*tch’ in executing the legwork of his fraud schemes ) would steal other people’s identities. He even set up phony debt collection agencies just to get personal ID info – pretty sneaky. Then St Julien would take the fake info and open up bank accounts by pretending to be the owner of the stolen identity. After that it was merely a matter of funneling fraudulent auto loans, treasury checks, and whatever else, into the bogus accounts.

Now Apollo covered the angles cause he also had a bogus car dealership that he could use to apply for bogus loans for those bogus ID’s. That was Ferrari Autohaus Inc. So this was a thought through thing.

It was so well thought through that Apollo got caught, by Secret Service (the Counterfeit and U.S. Treasury Check Squad) agent Alexandre Herrera. The Secret Service don’t just tuck the President in at night. They’re also a branch of the Treasure Dept. So counterfeiting, and other kinds of fraud, involving treasure bonds for instance, come under their jurisdiction. In this case the T Men found Apollo with about 40 fake ID‘s, and 3 million he couldn’t account for. That lead him up in front of U.S. District Judge Gerrilyn G. Brill, who released the reality TV star on $25 000 bail. Nida has another appearance on Feb 12 – so wish him luck!

So here are the basic details you have to remember:

  1. Apollo Nida is married to attorney Phaedra Parks and appears on Real Housewives of Atlanta.
  2. Apollo set up numerous dummy companies to access databases that allowed him to steal people’s identities.
  3. Nida then used the stolen ID’s to set up bogus banks accounts with his partner in crime Gayla St Julien.
  4. Nida then funneled ill gotten gains, like bogus auto loans, into the fake accounts.
  5. That lead to him getting detained by US Marshalls and the Secret Service, who wanted to know about his 40 alter egos and the 3 million he has to account for!

It would take the sharp mind and attention to detail of a Martha Stewart to wade through the various details. Or here’s the friendly, chatty version courtesy of youtube commentator lovelyti2013.  She’s kind of a fan of RHOA (Real Housewives of Atlanta). So she’s call all the details off by heart.

These sort of scams might be more frequent than you think. Several years back Courtney Love claimed to be the victim of a ID scam. She claimed that bogus ID using real SINs were being used to funnel money into bogus mortgages. This was some how eating into the vast Kurt Cobain Nirvana millions. Or something. Courtney wasn’t sounding too coherent during those twitter rants. So people chalked it up as some kind of colourful Starwhackers rant. Then the ass came out of the loan business, with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. So all sorts of things had been going on. Stuff not much different in practise than what Apollo Nida got busted on. Except Nida ain’t too big to fail. He’s just the right size.

So was Courtney ahead of the curve. Randy Quaid might’ve been onto something too. He’s living quietly in Canada. So he’s not crazy when he’s left in peace.

Now a little more on the low profile heroes of the Secret Service.

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Top 10 Grammy Upsets

It’s the Grammy Awards – who knows what to expect?

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Rihanna Topless!!!

& here’s a link to what purports to be Rihanna nude cell phone pix leaked!


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Angelina Jolie considering pre wedding surgery?

Imagine for a moment that you’re Angelina Jolie. It’s cold out side so go and stick your mouth onto something metal and frozen, then pull your lips away quick after they’ve stuck on. That might help you get into character. Now imagine that you’re marrying Brad Pitt – according to the National Enquirer. You’ve found the perfect wedding gown but there’s just one slight problem – it doesn’t go with you’re arms. What do you do?

Well according to In Case You Didn’t Know you opt for something radical. In this case radical is surgery! You see Jolie has a slight problem with veins. It’s nothing really serious but to hear some people talk you’d think she had more lines running up and down her arms than Spiderman! Unfortunately for Jolie she’s taken the vein talk to heart. She wants her special day to be perfect. So her inner Bridezilla is taking over and deciding that nothing can stand in the way of perfection.

According to a source “Angie has always had a complex about how her veins jut out, but she never had an incentive to do anything about it until now. She’s chosen a sleeveless gown for her wedding day, and the last thing she wants is to be looking like a freak in the photographs.”

 Another source said, “Angie could probably fix the problems with her veins herself if she’d just put on some weight, but that’s not an option to her. She’s so immersed in directing her movie and working such crazy hours that food is the last thing on her mind. I’m sure that if she took the time to bulk up, everything in her life – including the toll all the weight loss has taken on her body – would fall into place. But Angie’s just too busy to eat. She’s also convinced that she needs to stay super skinny to maintain her sex appeal.”

 The source added, “That leaves her no option but surgery to tidy up those veins. The last thing she wants is for it to get worse. As she jokes to Brad, ‘I’m already vain enough!’”

Now that shouldn’t be major surgery or anything. Sounds like nothing more complicated than getting varicose veins removed. People do that all the time. Still a few extra pounds might not hurt. Back in her feisty &  fleshy prime, in those old Tomb Raider days. AJ’s fighting weight was about 130 pounds. That was at about 5′ 7″. It’s dropped a lot since then. Naturally bulking up with food and exercise can be demanding and even a full time job for the chronically slender.

However there’s got to be something less extreme than surgery. For instance she could always give horse estrogen a try! If Angelina does it then it could start a trend! Who knows where that might lead? Possibly to side effects. Once those powerful chemicals combine with pre wedding jitters the beast inside her might take over like a case of demon possession! She’d go full tilt Bridezilla! In such a  case there might be no holding her back! Are we really ready for Angelina Unleashed?

Then again maybe it’s not such a big deal. Think of it as like removing a few stray threads from a classic designer gown.

Horse estrogen & snide effects?

Today’s blog spot is dedicated to that unsung hero of Hollywoodthe Unknown Celebrity! Just because you don’t know who some one is doesn’t mean that they’re not famous. It could be that hot chick in the commercial, or that guy from the cult TV show, or even the voice from an animated TV hit sit com. For instance, you prob wouldn’t recognize Dan Castellaneta if you ran into him on the street, unless he said “D’oh”.

If you’ve gotta be famous, then the best way is being famous anonymously

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Stephen King tweets warning to Justin Bieber

Quoth the twitter…

As you might have heard Justin Bieber is in a little bit of trouble. It’s been covered by almost every major news outlet. So naturally when something gets a major media bombardment it becomes an issue that invites commentary. A lot of it comes from amateur cranks like such as myself. Some of it comes from eminent personalties like such as Stephen King. Stephen King is a professional expert on the macabre and deals with darkness, and he has some words of warning for Bieber, via twitter!

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IGN News – Gal Gadot Doing 3 Wonder Woman Films

When it was announced that the Superman vs Batman movie had got delayed for a year it looked like the Curse of Wonder Woman had struck again. If you recall there hadn’t been a successful version since Lynda Carter competed against Bill Bixby in Battle of the Network Stars. Adrianne Palicki was cast in a Wonder Woman pilot by David E Kelly. He was the creator of Allie McBeal, so without him Harrison Ford wouldn’t have a wife now, or at least he might have a different wife. So the Allie McBeal deal worked out well for Calista Flockhart! Kelly’s Wonder Woman with issues didn’t work out too well and didn’t get picked up. The pilot did make the rounds of the black market, plus the peer to peer sites. It wasn’t as bad as everyone said and might have even gotten better over time, like Three’s Company back in the 70’s. That is unless I mean Dallas. Kelly hasn’t been able to do anything for George Clooney either who still remains single and the but of Tiny Fey’s Jewish mom type “George settle down already” jokes. So George, if you’re reading, Palicki might be an interesting, Clooney dating Wonder Woman match up for you, for awhile.

After that the next near miss involved Peter Jackson’s big Justice League extravaganza. He was set to start filming down in Australia or New Zealand. He even had Ozzie suipermodel Megan Gale signed on as Wonder Woman,as  well as Common as Green Lantern. Everyone liked the look of Gale and were excited to see the finished product. Then negotiations with the NZ, or Australian, government fell through. Jackson didn’t get the tax waivers he wanted so he scrapped the project. Big Meggers had already stepped down from her regular paycheck with Ozzie designer David Jones. So that was bad news. She eventually recouped, dumped boyfriend Andy Lee, took up with footy stud Shawn Hampson (looks like Steve Trevor), and then got herself knocked up. Last word on Gale, from a few days back, had her 5 months expecting and in a fairly serious car accident.She had to go to the emergency ward but was otherwise fine.

That brought us up to the very latest Wonder Woman Gal Gadot. She’s a former Miss Israel and former fitness trainer with the Israeli Army. Apart from that she’s best known as Gisele Habaro in the Fast & Furious films. When it was announced that she had got the coveted Wonder Woman role people once again liked the look of her, and were excited. That is apart from some fanboy concerns about the size of her breasts. Mandy Caruso can tell you how fanboys are on the ticklish breast issue. When the delay was announced some thought “here we go again”. It looked like there would be an indefinite delay ending with either the flick getting scrapped, or the Wonder Woman role getting written out. It’s as if some one out there didn’t want anything involving Wonder Woman getting made.

Anti Wonder Woman witchcraft aside, it looks like Gal Gadot is good to go. It’s recently been announced that not only is Wonder Woman’s appearance in Affleck vs Cavil a lead pipe cinch, with a $300 000 pay check, but she signed for a 3 picture hat trick deal! She’s not only doing Wonder Woman in Affleck vs Cavil, but she’s gonna be transporting the Amazon Princess in a Justice League flick, and then in her very own Wonder Woman film! So the studio has made a big commitment to this. So Gadot & Wonder WOman fans alike can relax! Now here’s the word from IGN.

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Justin Bieber Arrested for DUI

Courtesy of Dade County Corrections

There’s news about Justin Bieber and it’s not good which is to say it’s bad. To put it in a nutshell Justin and his dad Jeremy were down in Florida with the posse hanging out and doin’ some under aged drinking. There was booze, weed, and prescription pills involved. Some time around 4 AM the combination of bad influences lead to TeamBieber closing off the street outside his residence and doing some drag racing in a rented Lamborghini. That lead to an unauthorized police escort and an eventual mugshot for Mr Bieber. It also lead to a court appearance in which his driver’s license was suspended (he has another from Georgia but that’s suspended too), and he got hit with $2500 bail or something. Plus he has multiple tags trending on Twitter right now, like #deportbieber.

Now here’s the rest of the bad news courtesy of youtube!

Now some might say that getting busted in a Lamborghini is taking a million dollar ride to the Dade County jail. It would’ve been doing it in style too if it wasn’t for the wall to wall tabloid coverage. Howe ever I hear that there is another reason behind Bieber’s DUI arrest. Supposedly he was trying to reach time travel velocity, just like Back To The Future. The idea being that he could return to a point before he became an international pop star. Then he could warn himself to stop making those youtube videos. After that life would return to some thing resembling normal, instead of speeding hell bent for leather towards a 5150. AS Justin’s mom said in her press release – “pray for him”.

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Chris Hedges: Americans Are Living a Fantasy – The Illusion of Love, Wisdom, Happiness

wondertrash in the land of milk & honey

Is the entertainment industry based on make believe? Actors play dress up, “just like tards” as Jennifer Aniston told Regis Philbin. You can off set aging by getting a plastic surgery over haul. Thier aspirational personalities set a fine example for the rest of us. However & according to Pulitzer prize winning journalist Chris Hedges, we live in a culture of make believe. Make believe has it’s inherent dangers. So let’s take a little time to consider the larger issues at work by watching the following highly informative video!

In other news Thinkprogress is reporting that Justin Bieber could get deported (by Esther Yu-Hsi Lee) because his most recent vandalism spree racked up $20 000 in damages. Anything over $400 is a felony conviction, and convicted felons can get deported. So what got into him? According to TMZ Biebs uses some heavy duty cough syrup with codeine added! So he’s become drug addled and violent, if rumours are to be believed. Just like Little Alex in A Clockwork Orange! That pack of droogs he hangs with prob ain’t helping either. Bunch of damned enablers.

Who’s gonna cut Bieber some slack? He is young. So some hi spirits are expected. Still a full onslaught egg assault on a neighbor’s house is taking it a bit far. If you’re gonna go engaging in random acts of vandalism then try doing some thing creative. Like maybe a bit of graffiti art. The thing about graffiti art is that about half the people think it brightens up urban landscapes. That includes the property owners who’s premises get tagged. Some graffiti artists even get acclaimed! Like that Dr Cyclops guy, or whoever he is, down in New York City! Start with some Che Guevara stencils, add some catchy slogans like watching the watchers, and then work up to more ambitious projects like portraits of disgraced presidents sprayed onto condemned buildings. Who knows where that could lead (possibly fine & imprisonment). There’s a fine line between trash and wonder, but you ought a know the difference.

there's a fine line between trash and wonder
Is Wonder, like love, happiness, and wisdom, wherever you find it?

BTW TMZ is doing full blanket coverage of the Bieber with the whole 9 yards – vandalism, codeine cough syrup, and cross country stripper binges! He reputedly blew about $75 000 on the stripper binge – if you remember his South American fiasco then you know he likes to follow up vandalism sprees with trips to the bordello, or in this case strip club.

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