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Adriana Lima opens VC in Puerto Rico

It’s Adriana Lima, more of the gal you just can’t get enough of, & this time in orange! Adriana posted this one on a facebook page. Adriana says: At a Puerto Rico store opening for Victoria’s Secret. I love my fans!


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Adriana Lima posts work out pic

Adriana Lima has just had a baby – Sienna. She also has a fashion show coming up in December. That means she’s gotta burn off some post pregnancy weight. So the model is working out hard to whip her killer body back into it’s fighting weight. She was spotted down in South beach Miami performing what the Mail Online describes as a punishing work out.Then she twitted the following picture of herself – it didn’t make the Mail Article but you can see it right here below!

Then she recently posted another hot little number to a facebook page:

If looks could kill then that’s lean and mean at least! Now here’s the latest bullshit!


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Adriana Lima keeps it hot!

The weather is turning cold, so here’s some help thinking warm thoughts. People seem to like Adriana Lima – she should do the trick!

Whatever the season – Adriana Lima’s always hot!


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Gossip Round Up


Today on Wondertrash: more distressed celebrities!

a tactless act

The big story of the week has been Gisele Bundchen and the way she spoiled the Superbowl by defending her husband. Standing by your man is admirable enough. The problem is the way in which Gisele did it – by slamming the rest of the Patriots. It was very tactless and Gisele ought to have known better. Slamming patriots in this day and age can get you on a no fly list. So Gisele is more than just some bombshell, her mouth is like a live grenade with a loose pin!

Dizzy Gizzie didn’t get any visits from Homeland Security – that we know of (Though if Alex Jones stories about The War On Natural Milk are to be believed her breast feedings comments probably got her on some kind of government shit disturber watch list). It did get her a whole heap of blow back from foot ball fans who feel that women who make their living by strutting about in their undies have no business critiquing the performance of pro jocks. The consensus seemed to be that she should be satisfied with spoiling Tom Brady‘s game an not add insult to injury by airing her comments out in public.

angels rush in where fools fear to tread

Well it’s times like this that you find out who your friends are and Gizzie has found herself a guardian angel. That angel came in the form of her Victoria’s Secret colleague Adriana Lima. Lima is the other Superbowl model. She was picked to appear in multiple Superbowl ads. Any way when Adriana was recently interviewed the subject of Gizzie’s recent hoof in mouth attack came up. Adriana’s response was “Leave her alone!

It’s great that Adriana stuck up for her colleague like that. Then again considering that this mess is currently more radioactive than Fukoshima she might have thought twice about stepping into the middle of it. You don’t have to say everything you think – unless you’re a blogger. When dealing with hot potatoes – and this thing is still like a grenade with a lose pin – it’s better to say something supportive and non committal.

Christian love and amicable divorce

In other there have been some developments in the Russell Brand Katey Perry divorce. That was bound to happen after the Superbowl since Katey got in on that act. She made some comments about what a Christian catch born again Quarterback Tim Teebow would be. I’m not sure a gal who shoots cream out of her boobs in public is really his type. Still Katey casts a wide net. She was also seen trotting up to Gizzie and Brady after the Superbowl blow out. She looked at the and grinned, waiting for some acknowledgement from higher up the food chain. The pair ignored her. They had bigger problems.

Back to the divorce. That thing started to get ugly with rumors leaking out – somehow – about Brand’s idiosyncratic porno viewing habits. Then there was the news that they married without a prenup. Since Katey made a ton since hooking up with Brand that put him in line for a community property windfall! So when final divorce papers were filed by Brand on Tuesday people took note when Brand announced that he would not be seeking Katey’s money. “This divorce is as amicable as it gets” a source told TMZ. If only more marriages were like that! That must be good news for Katey’s parents, and will give her more time to pursue Christian celebrities!

Perry earned $44 million between May 2010 and May 2011, according to Forbes.

the big dirty

Speaking of nasty divorces with financial undertones that brings us to Kim Kardsahian. She was briefly married to Kris Humpheries. By briefly I mean for a few weeks. The marriage allegedly made Kim a ton of money – maybe as much as 20 million. So naturally everyone thought that this was some kind of reality TV scam – like Octomom‘s misadventures with artificial insemination, or the Balloon Boy‘s stab at back yard aviation.

Humpheries recently came out and made some statement about the marriage being for real and for love. However latest developments have Humpheries suing Kardashian for fraud! According to Anything Hollywood Humpheries is prevented by prenup from speaking too freely about the Kardashian marriage. Since Kris can’t speak for himself he and his lawyer Lee Hutton want the divorce to be televised. This may be intended to “expose the modus operandi of reality TV”. This could further show that Kim never intended to stay married to Humpheries, and support his counter suit – annulment. This thing is getting messy ain’t it? So feel better Katey, even a prenup ain’t exactly marriage insurance!

So the moral of the story is that if you make your living by wearing your underwear in the outside – like superheroes & celebrities – then make sure your shorts are clean. Also watch your back, just to be on the safe side! Also read Wondertrash, the blog that ain’t afraid to tell you when your ass is showin’!

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heartbreaking new Megan Fox photo

Megan Fox is in bad shape lately

Remember when Megan Fox was the hottest girl on the planet? That was back during the first Transformers flick. That was in 2007 when she had the role of Mikaela Banes, Shia Labouef’s unlikely girlfriend. Though Shia was the star Megan was the girl people came to see.

Back then Hollywood thought that they had lightening in a bottle. Execs and producers figured that they could just point a camera at the chick and people would pay to watch. Since sex sells Megan was a license to print money. That gave her an unlimited future. Then, as often happens in show business, things went wrong.

Did I say that shit or just think it out loud again?

Megan’s mouth got out of control and went on a rampage. Before studio executives could have her fitted for a bridle Megan had started saying all sorts of things, like actresses are whores but she’s really a man, or maybe only a tranny (that lead to the rumors that she was born a man named Mitchell Reed Fox who was later surgically converted to the female persuasion). She also claimed that women have power because they have pussies sand men are afraid of that but that all people are basically bisexual. Then she said that her boss Michael Bay was Hitler and his boss Steven Spielberg had her fired. Maybe he wasn’t sure how seriously to take her – like the rest of us (She had ony run through half her material and was just getting around to men being latent homosexuals!).



Any Bay in a storm

Anyway Bay needed a hot chick who couldn’t necessarily act for his 3rd film. So he got that Victoria’s Secret model. She was used to walking around in her under wear in front of an audience so she might have what it takes to be an actress. The transplant didn’t take so he might as well have just gone for Adriana Lima. She’s good enough for multiple Superbowl ads (that’s how you know which one is the archangel)!

from loose lips to loose ends

That left Meggers at loose ends. She wasn’t working much since Jennifer’s Body bombed. She was doing some B stuff that no one talked about, or saw. The Internet wasn’t even keeping track of her latest verbal diarrhea attack. It’s hard to keep a major Hollywood career afloat when people are forgetting about you.

“I can do Wonder Woman now – or even some Esurance commercials!”

She tried to keep herself busy. She married longtime boyfriend BAG. She did a few adds. She waited for Comic Con to ask her back. That leaves a lot of slack in the schedule, and you can only fill up so much time playing Guitar Hero! So your probably wondering “how’s Ms Megan is handling early semi retirement?” The answer is worse than Erin Esurance! This heartbreaking recent pic of Megan tells the whole sad story.

There have been some scary celebrity crashes but this takes the cake!

a funny thing happened on the way to rehab

There’s just no rehab for that! Many of us have done that door stopper thing – though in most cases it was because of Asperger’s Syndrome. When otherwise normal people get there things are bad. So bad that I hear Megger’s has been asking around to find out if the Wonder Woman part is still available. Look at it from her point of view – it’s a rough spot for a chick who used to be the next Angelina Jolie and is now lower than Al Gore. So send some good vibes out her way and tell her Wondertrash sent ’em! Also be sure to see her in The Great Dictator with Sacha Baron Cohen! You really need to support her in this cause her door stop routine is getting ont he neighbors’ nerves.

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