Bad Grammer

Kelsey Frasier Grammer had been married to Real Housewives Camille Donatacci for 13 and had 2 kids: Jude and Mason. Then their marriage exploded in allegations of cheating and cross dressing. The cheating allegations proved true, we can only guess about the cross dressing.

We know that the cheating stories were true because Kelsey side piece came out fo the wood work claiming to be knocked up by the TV star. The sides piece was a British airline hostess fresh from the friendly skies and named Kayte Walsh. She was 30 and Grammer was 56.

Kayte miscarried, but Frasier claimed that he wanted to marry the woman anyway, causing some to wonder whether he had alcohol related brain damage or something. So some nuptials got planned. Before they could get followed through on a divorce had to be planned – it’s just like a fairy tale! So Frasier and the missus went at it. Housewives fan saw that play pout on Camille’s reality TV show!

Lawyers were hired and blame was assigned. It could’ve dragged on and on and on, but Kelsey was eager for the beaver, so he coughed up 50 mill to get it over and done with quickly, if not painlessly. The ideas was that Camille would take the hefty windfall and go off to do what ever Hollywood ex wives do: live happily ever after in a wold of plastic surgery, colonic therapy, and New Age self exploration. Maybe she’d write a book about reinventing herself.

This is where the hangover starts. Seems that Kelsey’s plans to get everything clued up quick hit a snag when he and Camille started bickering over the kids. According to Camille, who has given her side to the National Enquirer, she was only too happy to share joint custody with Kelsey. But then Grammer got greedy and demanded total sole custody of the kids. That would’ve cut Mom out of the picture. So the pair went to war – funny how unavoidable war is even in our present enlightened age. Must be a human nature thing I guess.

According to Camille Grammar has no right to full custody. After all he’s the one who selfishness ruined his marriage by knocking up a stewardess. That left the children confused and traumatized. He abandoned his parental rights when he abandoned his parental duties, and you can’t have it both ways, even if you’re Dr Frasier Crane!

Frasier did some other bad suff to. Frasier has been introducing the kids to the new Mrs Grammar. That’s awkward but unavoidable. However something he might have avoided doing was introducing her to the kids as “your other mother”. I guess that makes Camille “the starter mom”. Naturally Camille saw red, hit the roof, and then went ballistic, after hearing about Kelsey’s grammar! Now any farm boy fresh off the back of the pick up could’a told him that was a bad idea. Maybe he was being spiteful. You know how adversity brings out the best in people, unless adversity is a divorce, in which case the devil might go running for shelter.

“Just say ‘yes!’ – If we can separate image from self, then we can get rid of awareness, and that will make reality obsolete!”

Kelsey Grammar’s sleazy antics once again raise the question of “Why do the beautiful people engage in self destructive behavior?” That’s a question at least as old as the self help movement. So we can date it as far back as the 60’s. It’s lead to the whole self awareness movement, which evolved into New Age, and eventually Oprah Winfrey! Now self awareness is a long involved process and that takes both time and effort. Why make a long haul commitment when you can fly now and pay later? That’s the $64 000 question that helped self help evolve into what it’s become today – what ever that is.

Now it shouldn’t surprise you to know that the whole self help movement was invented back in the early 60’s by a plastic surgeon named Maxwell Maltz. He’s reputed to have done way more than 60 000 nose jobs before he got wise. He discovered somewhere in the process of bobbing those noses that you could make a woman look like a princess but she’d still feel like a loser.

So Maltz decided that the problem was self image. That’s when he made the switch from plastic surgery to pop psychology! He decided that what you had to do to make people whole healthy and successful was to do some reconstructive surgery on their self image. Then you could crack out winners as if by assembly line. He called it working on the person from the circumference in, instead of from the center out! So you can tell it was invented by a plastic surgeon. In a way you could say that he invented the make over – which is what self help has become (though that’s not a 64 000 question, or at least I ain’t gonna get anything for that answer!).

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Here now is an audio of the book that made Maltz an obscure household name. So set your servo mechanism towards personal growth and tune into Psycho-cybernetics! Your self image will thank you for it! Actually it won’t. That shallow selfish nob will move on and lose your phone number!
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Is Harry Potter Evil?

Harry Potter has gotten millions of kids reading. He’s also made authoress J.K. Rowling richer than Oprah! He might be doing even more than that if Gary Bell, host of controversial Toronto radio program The View From Space can be believed. According to Gary the Harry Potter books are a gateway into deeper occult involvement, and further more -part of a deliberate Illuminati conspiracy to occult up our kids, and prepare them for the New World Order. You can get the details for yourself by listening to Gary’s latest broadcast below – just click on the media player.

So Harry Potter is pretty fishy, according to Bell. Then again anything might be made to look suspicious from the wrong or right angle. Let’s just be thankful that Gary hasn’t turned his attention to comic book Amazon Wonder Woman. With her Greek gods and heavy pagan references, Bell would be sure to find something sinister there – other than the usual mild SM & bondage!


Spaced Out Sunday: Stargates & star wars

“Herb you’re scaring me!”

Poor Les Nessman had to spend several weeks in the hospital, again, after getting that earful. Les was always nervous and impressionable, so that information might’ve been a bit more than he could handle. Even though the effects of conspiracy theories on the low minded are pretty well known (most forms of paranoid schizophrenia for instance, and of course that father & son tin foil hat act Mel & Hutton Gibson!), they still remain a popular form of entertainment for the hardier among us. In most major radio markets you can settle in with Coast to Coast AM any night of the week – like a bed time story for juvenile delinquents. The strange thing is that conspiracy theories have gained a kind of street cred over the past 10 years. So much so that it might be worthwhile to take a look at one popular sci fi series to see if their might be more to it than we realize!

‘Heavy Metal’ anagrams to ‘Have tamely’, but don’t let that fool you!

rat tail stagnates

Richard Dean Anderson shares more in common with former President George W Bush than chance resemblance (or is it chance?).. Anderson is also rotten with Illuminati connections. His most public Illuminati association is through the sci fi cult TV series Stargate.

the truth is out there – so beam me up!

Stargate is the TV series that references Illuminati beliefs that their distant ancestors were reptilian ET’s who came to Earth in ancient Egypt; both to possess the bodies of young, healthy, attractive Earthlings, and to rule humanity like livestock. Their transmission device was the stargate that allowed them instantaneous transportation from one part of the universe to another by using constellations to navigate. So now we not only have reptilian references, but the whole astro theology angle.

who’s your daddy? UFO Elvis!

Up shot is that a whole generation of young sci fi fans have been unwittingly indoctrinated into Illuminati believes without their knowledge (that’s were the unwitting part comes in – it’s easier to indoctrinate someone without their knowledge is they are unwitting) faster than you can say “Heavy Metal” backwards.

Shroud of Turin contains embedded image of NYC subway routes!

However don’t take my word for it. Here’s Toronto’s most controversial radio show host Gary Bell to give you the low down on what’s really going on right under your nose with his latest broadcast on The View From Space! No stargate’s were used in the Spaceman’s broadcast!

Heavenly mat

It might be easy to dismiss this as more tin foil hattery except that the War In Heaven theme does keep reoccurring again and again in popular fiction. George Lucas only good idea – which he milked for about 8 sequel/prequels was based on this. In fact it could have been ripped right out of Scientology’s OT3 Wall Of Fire teachings, with Darth Vader as Xenu. The shear number of space cults out there, from The Order of the Solar Temple to the Raelians to Heaven’s Gate, not to mention Scientology it’s self should show that these ideas are taken seriously by some segments of the population. So these ideas have been slowly building up some pop cultural cred.

the truth s out there and the enemy has gotten into your head!

Here’s another example of how some vague ideas can gain a foot hold and hang on for centuries!

Nostradamus predicts that history will repeat itself – hints that there’s more going on than we realize!

where’s the beef? 6 degrees of Baconation!

It’s a little known fact that Nostradamus never actually existed but was in fact Francis Bacon. After discovering some amazing life extending technology during his dabbles with alchemy he later went onto become Sir John DeeElizabeth I’s personal court sorcery. He also went on to encode secret Rosicrucian messages into the King James Bible for James I. The King James Bible is more rotten with Illuminati references than Shakespeare – who was also Francis Bacon! Incidentally Francis Bacon was also Roger Bacon, and may even be actor Kevin Bacon. You had to know there was more to that 6 degrees of Bacon than a parlor game!

set your decoder rings to stunned

So remember if you want to gain fame as a prophet be outrageous, but be vague! Or you can stick to the routine and predictable. For instance I predict that Lindsay Lohan will get caught drinking and or drugging while in rehab – which will lead to another hearing and more suspended sentences! Also Jennifer Aniston will not find love again in 2011! Also Angelina Jolie may or may not adopt more children in a pathetic attempt to hang onto a fading Brad Pitt. She may also star as a hit woman, spy, or serial killer in yet another big budget Hollywood film that will have disappointing box office returns, perhaps debuting just behind Milla Jovovich’s Resident Evil 6 Kung Fu Zombie: Return of the Living Dead Again! Like Al Capp said in Lil AbnerForetellin the future ain’t much of a talent” (Brooke Shields was right – cartoons do have the power to make us laugh & to make us think!). In fact the real talent is in avoid the obvious – & that’s where the Follywood Dream Factory comes in! Oh yeah, and the world will end shortly after the warranty runs out! That way we have to pay full retail value for a new one!

before Harry Potter there was Caleb Temple! Hermione was a hot to trot school teacher!

they only switched to cable when back engineered ET technology began screwing up television transmission!

BTW the whole Stargate thing has been greatly exaggerated for the purposes of popular entertainment. As every serious conspiracy theorist knows there is only one stargate – or “Kalachakra” (Literally ‘time wheel‘ or ‘space wheel‘) as the initiated call it – on the planet and is currently located inside the Vatican (there is rumored to be one other that was smuggled out of Tibet prior to the Chinese invasion and is currently on loan to the American government in exchange for political support. That one is allegedly being stored in Area 51)! Now how did you think that the Pope managed to hang onto such political influence long after religion has been discredited! Herb Tarlek was right about one thing – the issues are a smoke screen. It’s always really be a battle of style rather than of substance.

Circles are round – coincidence or does pi have something to do with it?

PS Did you know that if you divide the longitude by the latitude (or is it vice verse) of Roswell, New Mexico you get a number suspiciously close to Pi? In answer to the obvious question, yes I am an Illuminati disinformation agent. I only say that because no one would ever expect a disinformation agent to admit that, & we’re trained in mind games!


Celebrity Politics

more or less true: convenient truths

Let’s say you’re at Starbucks, ducking cups of acid tossed at you by less attractive folk, and desperately trying to make points with the other beautiful people. You need something to say about the issues dear to their heart, but you want something that sounds halfway original. That means you have to come up with more than the usual pep rally sentiments expressed at most televised award shows (You know _ “America’s most beautiful people cry for rain forest” or “Brad Pitt wants oil exes executed” – the kind of thoughtless celebrity drivel every one is sick of.). You might even want something a little outrageous, but well expressed enough to get respect. What do you do?

first – fall from nature; eventually – the environment!

Well first the environment is a pretty safe topic, as long as you’ve got the right ideas on the matter. That means something along the lines of “nature is good” and even “man is probably bad” – I love the way environmentalists have reinvented original sin along with it’s concomitant guilt trips. It might also means that you’ll have to come up with some fresh material, or at least some stuff that hasn’t been heard in a little while. That’s where good ole Aldous Huxley comes in handy.

a heart on your sleeve is back in fashion (just as long as it’s not yours) with brave old talk

Huxley was the English writer who penned Brave New World. That’s the novel where drugs were used to keep people happy and prevent them from becoming discontent enough to make trouble. So Huxley saw science as a clear threat to “progress” – progress meaning ‘business as usual’; fighting and bickering for pure drama (issues are a smoke screen, they merely let people knowing whom they’re against by being able to recognize who disagrees with them!). Huxley himself was pretty fond of drugs. In fact he died on acid! That shouldn’t detract from his ideas, nor those ideas usefulness in ingratiating yourself with the in crowd. So here now is a lecture by Huxley, from 1962, on The Politics of Environmentalism! Hope this comes in handy:
a trick up your sleeve: how nice it is to know things

There now, wasn’t that a treat? The best part is that it gives you the chance to kill 2 birds with one stone: you discuss important issues, and come off looking smart on the right issues! That’s not even including the side benefit of the delicious Starbucks coffee! You’ll seem like hot shit on a silver platter as you natter on about politics and birth control to your spell bound audience of local celebrities, while clattering away on your Mac and drinking java! Oh, the humanity!

If you really want to come off smart then just remind your interlocutors that Huxley wasn’t the guy who wrote 1984 – that was George Orwell. You might also want to carry a small container of cream to your Starbucks visits. Cream is a base, so will help neutralize any acid tossed at you by jealous bystanders! If you’re coming off as both smart & sexy the acid is gonna be flying at you from every direction – believe me, I know! There’s no end of good to science!

psychedelic adventures

Now if you really want something to blow your minds then watch this. It’s about a voyage of discovery, and almost politics free!

ring of fire: an Indonesian Odyssey
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the view from space with Gary Bell

Now for the many many fans of Gary Bell & The View From Space, here’s the latest broadcast!

Now here are some of those Emmy Award winners!

Drama Series: Mad Men
Comedy Series: Modern Family


Lead Actor in a Drama Series: Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer
Lead Actor in a Comedy Series: Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Lead Actress in a Comedy Series: Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie

Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
Supporting Actress in a Drama Series: Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife
Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series: Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series: Jane Lynch, Glee
Lead Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie: Al Pacino, You Don’t Know Jack
Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: Claire Danes, Temple Grandin
Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie: David Strathairn, Temple Grandin
Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: Julia Ormond, Temple Grandin


Drama Series: Steve Shill, Dexter
Comedy Series: Ryan Murphy, Glee
Variety, Music or Comedy Special: Bucky Gunts, Vancouver 2010: XXI Olympic Winter Games
Miniseries, Movie or a Dramatic Special: Mick Jackson, Temple Grandin


Drama Series: Matthew Weiner and Erin Levy, Mad Men
Comedy Series: Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd, Modern Family
Variety, Music or Comedy Special: 63rd Annual Tony Awards
Miniseries, Movie or a Dramatic Special: Adam Mazer, You Don’t Know Jack

Made for Television Movie: Temple Grandin
Miniseries: The Pacific
Reality Competition Program: Top Chef
Variety, Music or Comedy Series: The Daily With Jon Stewart

And the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award went to George Clooney.

BTW Dexter’s Michael C Hall was totally robbed! Let’s face it – it takes an amazing actor to make an emotionally alienated serial murderer sympathetic and likable! Even John Lithgow didn’t manage that during his time on the show.


American Idol Arrested in Catfight

singing hopeful gets criminal record

didi benami eliminated from American IdolLast night America Idol contestant Didi Benami got sent packing. This was after giving a performance that Simon Cowell described as a million times better than anything she’d previously done. It wasn’t enough.

Didi wasn’t the only Idol to have a bad night. Stephanie Edwards from season 6 of Idol (the Jordan Sparkes season) got herself busted for an altercation with another woman. Edwards has had a previous history with the woman. Steph says that the woman has been harassing her.

from competition to confrontation

Edwards apparently went to the woman’s home, in Savannah Georgia, to have it out. Well on thine lead to another, and that lead to a brawl. The brawl lead to police intervention, and charges being laid. Stephanie Edwards is only 22 and she already has a run on American Idol under her belt, and now a nifty mugshot waiting to make the rounds of the internet. She’d better leave something for an encore, like a fling with Tiger Woods or Jesse James.

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Another D Listed mugshot – throw it on the growing pile

Stephanie Edwards catfight mugshot
America Idol might have a dodgy record with former contestants getting themselves into trouble, but it’s still a million times tamer than pro figure skating. No one has gone Tonya Harding on Idol yet.

AS for poor Sandra Bullock, the latest news has her reeling with shock after accidentally discovering some hard core porno on one of her husband’s laptops. Sandra was hurriedly packing her stuff to get out of the house and as far away from the Vanilla Gorilla as possible. In the confusion she grabbed his computer apparently by mistake. When she got back to her place, discovered it was his, and began rooting around in the files she discovered some shit so bad that she had to call professionals to remove the offending piece of electronic equipment from her presence. No word on what the hard core porno actually was. The tabs are playing coy on that. Probably something to do with dogs, tattoed strippers, and neo nazi bikers together in the same sordid scene.

sandra bullock discovers hard core porno on the vanilla gorilla's laptop

Now here’s Gary Spaceman Bell with a little something on the dark side of the music industry!
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The View From Space March 27th 2010

Spaced out Sunday

What would tabloid journalism be without the odd conspiracy theory? Gary the Spaceman Bell’s The View From Space on 640 AM is as odd as it gets. This is the guy who claimed that the deaths of Heath Ledger and Natasha Richardson were Illuminati blood sacrifices! Most people would say that’s not funny. The Spaceman would probably reply that he’s not joking. You can tell how he got kicked off of the air about 4 times.

So just hit the play button on the nifty widget below, then sit back and listen in astonishment as the Spaceman gives you the low down. You won’t believe what he has to say about Earth Hour. This is radio you need to keep the lights on for!
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The Spaceman can be heard on Toronto’s 640 Am Saturday evenings after the hockey game, and at 8 PM after hockey season!

The View From Space March 27th 2010 with gary the spaceman bell

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