If I Could Waste Time in a Bottle

PerezHilton must be cackling with glee since his #1 nemesis Avril Lavigne is back on the bottle with a vengeance. Lavigne hit My House nightclub with a group of friends and got herself so shitfaced that she had to be carried back to her car. Rumours has it that her drinks ain’t the only thing that’s on the rocks; her husband Deryck Whibley wants out worse than Samantha Ronson did from Lindsay Lohan.

Fuel you greatness!
Lavigne has been a drunk for some time. She was a favourite at Brit drink celeb site Befuddled.co.uk. She also messed up her last tour by being too far in the bag to perform. She has good reason to drink too. Her career is basically over and that leaves her as a 24 year old with an uncertain future and without a high school diploma. That leaves ‘Sam Ronson girlfriend’ as one of her few viable options.
As for Lavigne, she only had this brief statement when questioned about her drinking:

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our [children].

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