Woman gets year in jail for fake boob job

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Celebrities like being trend setters. They also like getting plenty of cosmetic surgery. What happens when these two things come together? It might be reality TV in the making, but in this case it’s a scandalous news story about a woman who faked cancer in order to get a boob job paid for.

In this case the woman is Jamie Lynn Toler. She organized a fundraiser to get a double mastectomy and breast reconstruction surgery. At least that’s what she told everyone to get the money out of them. The truth is that she only used the money to get implants. She fessed up to her former boss, grandparents, and mother about the real deal, but that’s not where things went horribly wrong. When a compassionate doctor offered to treat her condition for free she was cornered! Upshot is that Jamie got sentenced to a year and three months in the can.

CBS 5 – KPHO

I dunno whether the woman ever did get her fake boobs, but she did get a little famous, & even got a jail sentence. That’s the Hollywood ending! There’s probably even a “to be continued”. Although it is alittle bit sick.

A little bit sick is Hollywood too. Most times that’s meant figuratively, as in “sick in the head”. However it as often as not means literally as starts get photographed throwing up in bushes and gutters, or staggering around while turning every shade of green. Sometimes it gets even more extreme – like when Justin Bieber & youtube are involved.

The Biebs was down in Arizona, where he treated 18 000 screaming fans to dinner and a show. The dinner was recycled. In the middle of performing “Out of Town Girl” the Biebs had a sudden attack of nausea – like so many will when listening to his music. So there in front of fans the Bieb doubled over and lost his lunch. When it’s you or me we can quietly crawl off to some rest room to be alone with our misery. When your Justin Beiber comapny loves misery, so your misfortune gets vodeoed and uploaded to youtube. So now you can see what Beiber looks like when he vomits!


Now that’s already become a tumblr gif and not doubt soon an Internet meme.Well the show m ust go on and you have to give Beiber full credit for giving the fans a show when he wasn’t 100%, and for not spraying all over them! After all, they came for pop music and not a Gallagher performance! The Beibs even apologized to his fans: “It’s hard for me, you know, not feeling great and throwing up in front of a bunch of people. Will you love me even though I’m throwing up on stage?” Don’t worry JB, that puke may already be up for bidding on EBay!

It’s been a hectic gossip week what with Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s startling revelations, some of which have helped put Brigitte Nielsen at the top of google search. Short story on that is yes he did her and possibly while he was dating Maria Schriver, but before they were married. He was even the one who intro’d her to Sly Stallone, possibly because she was getting too obsessed and Sly would make a good diversion. That Arnie always covers the angles.

Then there was the shocking story of Sons of Anarchy star Johhny Lewis who murdered his landlady, 81 year old Catherine Davis, outside the Los Feliz residence where he rented a room from her, before jumping to his death.  Ms. Davis was kind of a beacon to the local arts community, who’d rented to many famous people over the years. She’d helped many get their start in LA. Johnny on the other hand had a long string of run ins with the law, was described as suffering from “psychopathy”, and an alleged user of synthetic drugs like “smiles”. He’d also dated Katy Perry and there has been some suggestion that “The One That Got Away” was partly inspired by him.

So while you digest that, Wondertrash will be working on more fresh dirt to be delivered soon.
 

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