More trouble in Melville

“You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!”

Looks like more trouble for Mel Gibson. While his lawyers are trying to get his ex Oksana Grigorieva, or Octosana as some are calling her – that’s some freaky facial work she’s had done, authorities re investigating the domestic violence charge. Mel basically admits to that on the tape. Plus there’s that murder threat -“I’ll put you in the rose garden because I’m capable of it!

“Don’t worry cunt cause me and my sock puppet are gonna fix you good!”

I assume that’s an implied murder threat, unless Mel plans to put her to work on the grounds of his vast estate. He did warn her that she’s had her last ride on the gravy train. So maybe he intends to find some useful purpose for her, like composting, landscaping, whatever. It will give her some skill she can use to support herself after young Lucia has past 18 and gone on to rehab or the nuthouse. That is unless young Lucia sues for emancipation first! One thing we can be sure if is that he didn’t mean that he was taking her to the White House Rose garden, ’cause I think that his White House invitations are permanently on hold. Were Barack Obama a spiteful man then Mel might find his name on those terrorist no fly lists.

“But when Andrew Dice Clay says this stuff people think it’s cute?”

These tapes just seem to be getting worse and worse. Just when you think that you’ve heard it all, then some other tape surfaces with Gibson threatening to blow up a bus of nuns & orphans or massacre horse of new born puppies. “You know those baby seals? They’re dead cunt and it’s your fault!” It’s as if Oksana was starting with the bad stuff and then working up progressively through the worse stuff to the really bad stuff. It’s as if she were presenting this stuff for maximum dramatic impact. That leaves us, & probably Mel, asking “How much more shit has she got? How bad does it get?” and “What’s she working up to?” This is gonna be one long rough night is you happen to be Mel Gibson!


Mel Gibson Hate Tape Released

The Mel Gibson hate tape where he flips out on gal pal Oksana Grigorieva has finally been released, & here it is:

Lethal Weapon’s mouth is fully loaded!

mel gibson hate tape releasedNow that was quite a mouthful! Mel goes on at length about foreign bodies, fake titties, Vegas style sluttishness, some green thing she wore, etc. If he was embarrassed before then I can’t imagine how he feels now. In fact it’s gotten so bad that his long time management William Morris has dropped him. At least he did say that he would take care of his child, but that’s about the only thing you can say in his defense. Basically Mel is disgraced, his image is riuned, and his career is now officially over!

 mel gibson mistress polish porn star Violet Kowol claims that gibson likes chain smoking during sex but hates condomsThis comes as no surprise to another Mel Gibson mistress, Polish porn star Violet Kowal. She say Mel during the final days of his marriage to ex wife Robyn, and then again a couple of years later while Oksana was pregnant. She claims she was always uneasy around Gibson. For one thing his threats scared her. For another he was vehemently anti condom. I guess no one is gonna put a silencer on Mel’s lethal weapon without some strong objections. Kowal claims to have done the deed at Mel’s Malibu compound, where he chained smoked before and after the fact. She found that and his general behavior a bit creepy.

Back story on the William Morris thing: Mel was repped by legendary agent Ed Limato for years. Limato died last week – no word on whether the stress from this Mel incident hastened the poor man along or not. Now with Limato out Ari Emmanuel is the top guy @ Morris. Ari is the inspiration for Ari Gold on Entourage, and the brother of Rahm EmmanuelPres Barack Obama’s pet pit bull. Rahm was the more pleasant & diplomatic of the bros., so he’s the one who went into politics. Ari has had it in for Mel since the whole anti Semitic thing broke. Now with his protector gone and the tape hitting the Internet, Ari & the Morris Agency let Mel go.

Now a wondertrash public service announcement. Seems that about 21 batches of Tylenol have been recalled, due to a mysterious stinky smell. So the stuff may have gone moldy or become contaminated. Diabetes medication Avandia has also made the shit list, since there have been some problems with it causes strokes and heart attacks. That’s what drug manufacturers call “minor & statistically insignificant side effects” when they’re trying to push and hot new product through the FDA approval process!

With some many drug recalls and side effects it’s not surprising that so many people are turning to alternative therapies, like the young Russians in the following video!

Russian hammer heads!

Pain is only in the mind, so if you’ve got a brick on your head don’t go for the Tylenol! Just focus – “use the force, Luke!


Mel in shit – Gibson under investigation

Melibu Heat

It’s gonna be a long hot summer down in Malibu, especially for it’s beleaguered king Mel Gibson. Just this morning Internet gossip sites were reporting about Mel outrageous racist language and threats against former gal pal Oksana Grigorieva. It’s been revealed that Mel smacked out both her front teeth, as well as using foul racist language in her presence (and in the presence of her tape recorder!). Oksie wasn’t supposed to release those tapes, the ones she’s been hinting about for months with statements like “you’ll see“, and “the truth will come out“. There was bound to be some legal blow back over the violation of the court order, and there is. Not against Oksana though,

I’ll kill you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead

Seems that the LA County Sheriff’s Dept thinks that the statements made on the tape are so serious that they warrant further criminal investigation! Not the stuff about Mel handing Oksie over to a pack of black men for violent reaming, or about him giving money to ‘wetbacks‘ to have her ‘bumped off‘ so that ‘not even your friends in the Russian mafia can save you cause I’m your worst nightmare!‘. BTW I might have gotten a bit carried away with the whole quotations thing. While Mel mentioned giving money to wet backs, I haven’t heard anything about the Russian mob. As far as I know he only threatened to kill her once, that has been reported. The rest may have been lines from some of his films.

Bad vs Evil

What the LACSD is interested in is the alleged abuse on behalf of Mr Mel. So now they’re going into official investigation mode. Seems that occurrence where Mel and Oksana got into it over their daughter Lucia (poor child, if ever a little creature ever needed our prayers!). Supposedly Mel smacked Oksana around a bit because she was allegedly shaking the baby. That may have been the incident in which she claims that she lost her front teeth, but is the incident in which Mel claims that OG was violently shaking the baby.

So far the LACSD is in the paper work stage. They only person they’ve talked to is OG, & even if she is a clear cut victim she’s also so full of shit that she couldn’t be trusted to tell you the time. If anyone is worried about Mel getting some special favouritism because of who he is – the charming devil likes to chat up the ladies of the Sheriff’s Dept by calling them Sugartits – be reassured that he’s being investigated by the same substation that handled his now infamous DUI.

“Hello officer, my name’s Mel. How do you Jew?”

Now that can be a good thing and a bad thing. They did do the original work on bagging Mel for DUI. However Mel claims that’s because the arresting officer was a Jew (and still is!) who had it in for Mel cause he didn’t want anyone interfering with his Zionist war mongering. That ought a show that Mel didn’t have the Sheriff’s Dept in his hip pocket right? Except that the arresting officer was later let go in an ugly internal dispute – over the Mel arrest – in which the officer’s home computer was seized as evidence. Seems the Sheriff’s Dept accused the officer of leaking the arrest report online, and there by interfering with their own plans to cover it up – it had been previously kept safe & secure in a safe in the sheriff’s office, until the situation stabilized!

This sounds like a case for Jim Rockford

The officer admitted to releasing the arrest report cause he feared it would get buried. The Sheriff’s Dept didn’t appreciate a law officer taking the law into his own hands (then they’ve never enjoyed any of Mel Gibson’s action packed Lethal Weapon movies – how ironic!). So the one officer who might not give Gibbo a cake walk is gone. Sugartits might still be working there though. So I guess the expectation for a fair and unbiased investigation depends on how naive optimistic you are.

So the situation is bad and getting worse by the minute. On the bright side at least Mel hasn’t accused Oksana of being involved with that Russian Sleeper Spy Ring. Though with her tendency to make secret recordings, and the fact that she’s brought down one of America’s biggest movie icons – how do we know she’s not, and that this was the plan? OK that’s a joke – I’m just trying to give Mel something to work with and let’s face it he doesn’t seem to have much right now. It’s actually reached so dire a point that only psychopaths and anti social misfits will ever enjoy watching Mel Gibson films again! Their indifference to social norms will allow them to continue to enjoy Gibson’s trademark violence!


Mel Gibson more mama drama

Mel in the Family

If they still had those classic boozy celebrity roasts rife with crude humour and clumsy sarcasm, like the kind Dean Martin used to specialize in back in the early 70’s; then Mel Gibson would’ve been the superstar most likely to have been roasted, up to the past few years. He was a superstar of almost Rat Pack proportions. Nowadays he’s the celebrity most likely to get slow roasted over hot coals. Some of that has to do with his ex girlfriend/baby momma Oksana Grigorieva; and a lot of it has to do with the awful stuff Mel was caught saying on tapes that Grigorieva illegally made.

Hey Mel, Jesse James would like to thank you for getting the heat off of him!

Back in the days when Mel was still enjoying his booze fueled fling with the Plastic Russian, they’d fight all the time. Stuff that would make Britney & KFed look like Sunday school kids. Oksana often like to record these fiery exchanges; perhaps for sentimental value, or maybe it has some thing to do with her being Russian (you know how they were for secret recordings, especially back in the old days). Anyway a lot of stuff got said and recorded, usually while Mel was drunk of his head. Stuff like Oksana’s “a pig in heat who should be raped by a pack of niggers“.

stupid like a fox

Naturally the tapes were source of concern for Mel (He was concerned that the tapes existed, not that he’d actually said the stuff – big difference. Mel might make movies about Jesus Christ but he “ain’t stupid, if you know what I mean” Savvy men of the world are always more sorry about getting caught than about what they’ve done.). Similar comments made by Sandra Bernhard about then vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin effectively ended the mediocre comedienne’s successful career (without in any way impacting on Sarah Palin’s momentum). So Mel went to court and had the tapes banned.

Well some how the tape got leaked to the media sources – radaronline and TMZ. That’s how we know about he ‘pig in heat’ comments. Reps of both outlets listened to the tapes in their entirety. Though they wouldn’t publish them, fearing their own legal liability in posting tapes that had been banned by the court; reps of the agencies did vouch did vouch for the content, with plenty of quotable quotes.

TMZ would like to ask if you’ve stopped beating your girlfriend yet?

The latest bombshell, which might be the one that decisively sinks Mr. Heartthrob’s battle ship, was one recently referred to by the usual Internet sources. The bombshell is an admission by Mel, on tape, that he beat Grigorieva. On the tape a teary Grigorieva is asking Mel how he can strike a woman holding a child twice in the face. Mel responds “you fucking deserved it!” It seems to be the ‘you fucking deserved it‘ comment that has many of Mel’s former female fans ready to break out the razor blades on iodine on his sorry hide.

Braveheart – from heart breaker to face breaker

It get’s worse. This argument was the one during which Oksana supposedly got her front teeth knocked out. Mel’s people are denying that any kind of violence ever took place. However there is supposedly a DVD out there some where floating around like a mine at sea, which shows Oksana’s bloody and bruised face following a Mel Gibson attack. Mel’s people are supposedly desperately trying to verify the existence of the tape, locate it, and then terminate it’s potential as a threat. Sounds very CIA doesn’t it? Can’t really blame him. As Chris Brown could tell him, pictures speak much louder than words!

Oksana Grigoreiva has officially denied through TMZ & Radaronline, that she leaked the tapes. She did say that she began making them after Mel made repeated threats on her life.

Michael Lohan: Dining out on bad parenthood

Mel isn’t the only celebrity in a world of grief these days. Lindsay Lohan has finally got sentenced to 90 days in jail, plus 90 days in rehab. While Dina broke down in court, shrieking “Why, why, why?” – because you’re daughter is a drug addict who endangers the lives of others every time she gets behind the wheel of a car – and insisting that this was “so not fair to my child” & that’s true cause it should’ve happened years ago; Michael Lohan hit the bars, Hours after the sentencing he was pictured living it up @ The Saddle Ranch. That’s reputedly the wildest bar on Sunset Strip! I’m sure that Michael just needs to blow off some grief so that he can keep up his hectic schedule of media conferences & press releases.

michael lohan lives it up at the Saddle Ranch on Sunset Strip hours after Lindsay Lohan's sentencing

irresponsible combinations

As for Lindsay, she’s been getting some help keeping it together. Lindsay had some dental work a little while back. It was a wisdom tooth procedure. Now you know how risky these things can be with celebrities. It was a wisdom tooth extraction that allegedly sent Mischa Barton to the psych ward on a 5150 hold order (filed by her mother?). Lindsay is a sensitive soul, so her dentist made sure that she was loaded up on goodies to see her through the trying weeks ahead, namely Dilaudid & amphetamines. Dilaudid is 3x more powerful than morphine!

Dilaudid & amphetamines seem like an irresponsible combination to give to a desperate and unstable woman at the time of her sentencing, but give the dentists a break. Lindsay is too old for a lollipop, unless it’s a Fentanyl lolli. Just keep you fingers crossed for Lindsay during the next few weeks, cause Dilaudid + amphetamines is a recipe for an overdose!

BTW a heads up to Olivia Munn fan’s. Olivia, occasionally featured int his very blog, has her new book out soon. This after getting a walk on in Ironman 2 (she was the reporter at the Stark Expo), and after being the rumoured choice to play Wasp in the upcoming Batman! She’s a busy gal. She also regularly makes the men’s mag’s 100 hottest chick lists! Keep appraised of Munn’s book news through her twitter account Oliviamunn!

Had DC only realized what a rich vein of subtle self parodying humour could be found in Wonder Woman (like Superman back in the golden days when the comic was basically a situation comedy instead of a graphic novel narrative!), then they might have avoid the recent issue 600 major overhaul!


The Ghost of Megan’s Future

megan fox and long time boyfriend Brian austin green have tied the knot - they got married too

Megan Fox and long time boyfriend Brian Austin Green have recently tied the know, and wondertrash would like to be the first entertainment blog anywhere to post an exclusive picture of Ms. Fox from the wedding, complete with a bridal veil:

it megan fox or katie jordan price?

is Megan Fox Losing Face?

Doesn’t Megan make a lovely bride? Just kidding, that’s a picture of Katie Jordan Price, who also recently married her cage fighter boyfriend, Alex what ever his name is Reid. The freakish thing is that they are starting to resemble each other – Megan & Jordan I mean. Jordan and Alex can resemble each other too, but we’ll get into that later. Megan has had a bit too much retouch on her face, and is starting to lose the look America fell in love with. So Megger’s should pay some careful attention to the sorry plight of other celebs, and not let her insecurities get the better of her. Jordan might be “the ghost of Megan’s future”.

ORANGE ALERT! Jordan gets married, and sparks a riot

Speaking of insecure celebrities and marriage – Katie Jordan Price actually was married to Reid recently. The affair was an assortment of the usual suspects: paparazzi, bouncers & security, plus a who’s who of Great Britain’s most irrelevant celebrities; football player’s girlfriends, TV presenters, oh yeah and Emma Baby Spice Bunton! Danielle Lloyd was also on hand. She’s the Page 3 girl who wants to be just like Jordan when she grows up. She got started on that when she got into a vicious row at night club which resulted in her getting thrown through a glass table and then carted off to the emergency ward while leaving a trail of blood behind her. So the Katie Jordan Price Wedding Freakout might’ve been alarmingly familiar for her!

a plan came together but the shit hit the fan

When Katie showed up at St Paul’s Church in Woldingham to marry Alex Reid, the only man in the UK who would have her (he’s a cage fighter and has probably incurred some brain damage), she arrived in a replica of the A Team van. Whether or not she was trying to make some point about a plan coming together – the shit hit the fan as soon as she arrived.

makin’ her way the only way she knows how – that’s just a little more than the law will allow

The paparazzi trued to storm the van to get some advance pix of Ms Price in her wedding gear. Brit tabloids pay a ton for popular pix to post in their mags, & Katie dolled up for her nuptials would have to be a trash spectacle tough to top! So they got a little pushy. Katie’s personal security got a little pushy too, & that’s were the cops came into it! A Surrey Police spokesperson confirmed: ‘We have been advised of an alleged assault outside the church which we are currently looking in to.

D List is the new A List

It’s easy to poke fun at Katie: she’s trashy, over the top, always causing a fuss – Britain’s Anna Nicole Smith in other words. However she and Alex Reid might actually make a go of it. They’re both D List celebs, they both like kinky bondage sex (rumours are that Alex makes her wear a leather bondage mask during sex – Katie was even quite vocal about that once when she’d had too much to drink during a flight, and they even share the same taste in clothing!

marriage is a drag

Who wore it better? That’s a matter of taste I suppose, & neither one of them has mush of that. Let’s just wish those two crazy kids well – & let’s look forward to more trashy Jordan related news stories! Hopefully the pre nup has already been ironed out! They have to be clear about who gets the outfits in the event of a split!

“Hi, remember me? We met at the thing a few weeks back!” – faking it with phonies

BTW I was very briefly in contact with Ms. Price via e mail on the subject of her wedding (I think she thought I was somebody or something – just e mail a celeb an act like you know them and sometimes you get a response – for instance I was once briefly in contact – via email – with Milla Jovovich. My intro was telling her I’d been briefly chatting with her at an LA art exhibit. Of course I completely overplayed it when I told her that she had been stoned out of her head, described the exhibit as “fucking awesome“, and that I’d been so embarrassed for poor Paul Anderson. Celebs meet so many people, most of whom they have to stay on the good side off, that they’re sometimes unsure if you’re some one they can afford to tell to go piss off or not). When asked some basic questions about her marriage & future, Price responded that she is still eager to play Wonder Woman in the still contemplated movie based on the comic book character! Now that couldn’t be any worse than the new Wonder Woman 600 reboot that’s just been issued!

BTW wondertrash would like to wish our American readers a wonderful 4th of July! So go on a trash it up for the 4rth!


Is Mel Gibson a drunken woman beater?

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

Oksana Grigorieva claims that former lover mel gibson beat her up in a drunken rage, breaking her teeth and giving her a concussion Mel Gibson went his separate way from tart de jour Oksana Grigorieva people asked “What took him so long?” People also wondered whether there might not be more to it. Celebs aren’t known for coming to their sense, at least not without extensive and repeated stays in rehab. Also Grigorieva was dropping some heavy hints along the lines of “The truth will come out” and “You’ll see“. If you love it when gold digging tramps start talking about he truth then you’re gonna dig what comes next. Oksie claims that Mel Gibson is a drunken brute who beat he face off her!

The first assigns that this might not have been an amicable split was when word leaked that Gibson had filed a restraining order against Oksie. Mel’s people filed off the usual bullshit press release claiming that Mel and Oksie were still bosom buds, and that they planned to raise their child jointly. Oksie was soon to call his drunken bigoted ass on that publicly!

Oksie claimed that she was the one who filed for a restraining order. She insists that Mel needed restraining because he was extremely violent. OG says that Mel beat her up in a drunken fit – perhaps about the Jews – during which he broke her teeth and gave her a concussion. Oksie says that she filed the restraining order, out of fear for her well being; and that Mel counter filed in an attempt to get access to his alleged love child.

Oksana did plenty of talking too. At first she didn’t say too much. She gave an interview to TMZ in which she played coy. When asked about the alleged beating she insisted that she couldn’t talk about it. There was a custody issue at stake and her lawyers told her not to talk about it. There were other things that she did want to talk about. She’s “doing great” for instance. Oh yeah and there’s also her alleged music career. Holding on to those unrealistic pipe dreams just shows such a great attitude!

She was to be less closed lipped with TMZ a little later. In a subsequent interview Oksie claimed that Mel beat her up badly back in January. That must’ve been the time Jodie Foster wanted him to do that flick with the beaver. Such humiliation mist be enough to send any A List ego into meltdown.

The wrinkle in the story is that Oksie stayed with Sugar Daddy after the alleged incident. Sources close to Mel Gibson (perhaps some one named Bugdoll, who likes to post semi literate gibberish on various Internet message boards?) have pointed that out claiming it’s proof positive that the bitch made it up. Oksie got an answer for that though: she stayed for a little while cause she loved him. If she’s the one who got the concussion then why does she talk like we’re the ones with brain damage?

Naturally Mel can explain this away. He admits that there was some physical contact back in January, but it was justified. According to Mel they were all hanging out around the pool back in Jan. when Oksie started acting up. She grabbed young Lucia – the child who might be Mel’s though David Foster ain’t off that paternity hook either – and ran around the back of the house. She then threw herself, baby and all, down on the ground. She proceeded to get up, run inside, and then shake the baby like a rag doll. Perhaps remembering all those ‘shaken baby syndrome‘ stories, Mel figured it was appropriate to lay the smack down on that sorry bitch’s ass – though Mel would describe it more diplomatically as “some physical contact“.

Now Mel insists that everything was copacetic after that. Oksie went traveling with him. When they eventually split Mel stayed over at her Russian pad looking after Lucia while Oksie continued to beat the dead horse which is her musical career. Oksie mom even sent the body guards away so father and daughter could enjoy some quality time together! However Oksie started thinking that maybe joint custody wasn’t such a hot idea. She filed for a restraining order keeping Mel at least 100 yards away from either her or her daughter. She wouldn’t even let Gibson spend Father’s Dad with l’il Lucia. What’s more, Oksie’s claiming that she’s got the goods on Mel by way of tape recorded conversations! Since the tapes were made without Mel’s consent or knowledge a judge has ordered them sealed, and Oksana gag ordered to prevent her from talking about them. Knowing Oksana though, we’ll probably be hearing a lot more soon. She seems like a tough one to keep gagged.

voodoo videos

That sad thing is that all this drama is keeping mel from his important research into Freemasonry & the occult. Considering that Hollywood is rotten with occultism, the world really needs Mel and his drunken outlandish conspiracism now more than ever. Well mel has got his hands full so it’s up to the rest of us – you & me – to be extra vigilant so that those Hollywood sorcerers don’t manage to pull the wool over our eyes. You can begin to be more vigilant by keeping up on Tila Tequila’s daring anti Illuminati posts over @ MissTilaOMG, and by watching the following short but startling videos!

Hollywood Insiders: Full Disclosure 1/8 from Going Etheric on Vimeo.

3 of 8 Fallen Angels(Occult Symbolism in Film) from Going Etheric on Vimeo.

5 of 8 Fallen Angels(New World Order movies) from Going Etheric on Vimeo.

Of course witch craft is one of the more mundane threats we face. Coming soon the ET angle – look for our Wondertrash entitled simply UFO!

UFO from rama on Vimeo.

In tastiest hyperboles

UFO – Episode 10,t=1,mt=video
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Just remember that no one quits SHADO – that’s why they spend billions on security and zero on on retirement benefits!


Gary Coleman – cause of death offcial

plus startling new complications

Gary Coleman’s official cause of death has been determined. The former child star’s cause of death is listed as head injury due to an accidental fall. Renal disease is listed as a contributing factor. Many would’ve cited Shannon Price as at least a contributing factor is not cause in effect.

As for Shannon Price, she is listed as spouse in the official documentations. That’s where things start to get complicated. Shannon and Gary were divorced back in 2008. Shannon maintains that they were still common law man and wife right up to the bitter end.

Whether that is legal basis to give Shannon the right to pull the plug may have to be determined legally’ Shannon feels it does give her the right to Gary’s estate. She even has a hand written addendum to prove it.

That’s good for her since Gary;’s former manager, Dion Mial, is executor of his estate via his previous will. Dion doesn’t like Shannon one iota and is trying to freeze her out. Plus Gary’s long estranged family is coming out of the word work and positioning themselves for a piece of the action! Plus there is more than one will one the table.

Gary & Gray

That brings us to complication number 2: another woman has filed another will – dated 2005, and is claiming to have been Coleman’s girlfriend. Anna Gray claims to have been living with Coleman, as a lover, up until a few years ago. She originally met Gary in the capacity of a home health care worker – and then went on to live with Coleman and Price in some sort of “threesome”.

Even though Shannon eventually made Anna pack her bags, Anna feels that she has as much right to the loot as Price. She’s presented a will which leaves everything to her. Plus she feels righteously indignant over Shannon’s behavior. Says Gray through her lawyer Randy Kester via “She has no right to his things. I would not have cared one bit if she went into his house and took her personal things, but I understand… nothing is left in the home beyond Gary’s bed and his clothing. She has taken all his personal papers, evidence and other belongings. That is completely disrespectful and a further indication of what her objectives are.” Relations between Price & Gray have already reached the point where a restraining order has been filed by Gray against Price.

celebrity cautionary tale

So what’s the moral of the story? Gary was complaining back in the early 90’s about still being a virgin. Now he has two women fighting over him. So anyone can attract women if they’re dead and have money. It might also be observed that Gary’s fate was probably sealed the moment he said “I do”. So be careful what you wish for.

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