Does Justin Bieber need rehab?

When the going gets shitty, the shitty get going!

Back in my high school days there was a brief fad for food fights.It would start out innocently. Some one would flick a French fry at some one else. Their victim would retaliate by throwing a French fry back. Then the instigator would throw another to show that they weren’t easily deterred. Then things would escalate. They’d throw a fry with ketchup. Then other people would get involved. Soon Jello pudding was flying around the cafeteria. We’d get back to class spattered in spaghetti, pudding, ketchup, and with whatever else might have been flying around, to enjoy the looks of consternation on our teachers’ faces. We’d also imagine the shit our teachers would get from our parents every time we arrived home from school with ruined clothing. We were young and assholes, and the teachers ran a pretty loose ship. Another school might have banned lunch and explained that food wasn’t a right but a privilege that we had to earn through good behavior.

Then one day a new student got in on the act. The food fight started as usual, with some one throwing something that they didn’t want to eat at some one they didn’t like. Within five minutes the air was thick with stuff being tossed willy nilly around the cafeteria. So our new kid sees this, gets up, drops his pants, and craps in his hand. He then hollers out Shit fight” as he tosses the turd right into he middle of the action.

Naturally everyone was startled. The girl that got hit with the shit nearly had a seizure. She was a pretty popular cheerleader and used to a certain amount of deference. When she realized that it wasn’t fudge brownie or cafeteria gravy covering the upper part of her blouse and the lower half of her face she began shaking, screaming and crying. You’d have thought Tonya Harding had just clobbered Nacny Kerrigan! The school nurse had to take her away to the office to calm her down. She missed the rest of that week. As for the guy – he was later diagnosed with something, Aspergers or Teenage Twitch Syndrome, so it wasn’t his fault. He was just one of those people who shouldn’t have been let out in public.So he got a course behavior modifying medications. The teachers were pleased though. There was never another food fight after that.

That brings us to the very latest on Justin Bieber. As you may or may not have heard the pop star is lurching towards 5150. No one wants to see it come to that. So the talk has already turned to rehab. See the Beibs may have some substance abuse issues. For instance when he recently got arrested after going fast & furious down in Florida he had the usual cocktail of celebrity bad influences flowing through his veins like melted cheese at a high school food fight. There was alcohol, and he’s underage, so that’s issue 1. There was also marijuana in his system, which is still mildly illegal in some more backward areas. So that’s issue 2. He was also on anti depressants (because what else to you give a 19 year old rich as shit pop star?), so that’s issue 3. Add dad into he picture.  Then barring off a city street so you can give the Lamborghini a drunken spin must’ve seemed like a pretty good idea. If he was trying to get a mug shot, then it was a very effective idea!

That leads us to an article (Baptized by Rehab) on Pajiba by Courtney Enlow. She has some pretty strong feelings about Justin Bieber & rehab. She claims that rehab not only saves the lives of the addict, but also the people close to them who have driven hem to drink and who are plagued by their addictions. So sending Bieber there would trivialize rehab. Judging by her bitchy strident tone it sounds like Ms Enlow can be a bit of a pill to live with. Especially when she’s unleashing an opinion! Anyway Courtz says that Beiber is just being a spoiled little jerk. And there’s no rehab for that. So it’s just one of those celebrity face saving techniques – like community service back in the olden days!

Back then when celebs got clipped at something naughty they didn’t get hospitalized. Instead they got 100 hours or so of ComServe. It was hoped that the sheer humiliation of cleaning toilets or waiting on the homeless and other of their social inferiors would jerk their ferocious pride and snap them out of it. It might even make them more appreciative of being a celebrity! Then celebs discovered that ComServe was good PR. So that took the sting out of it. After that it was time to escalate to other more intrusive measures like shrinks, health care workers, and the whole intervention rehab carousel!

So what will we do about Justin Bieber? He’s no more obnoxious than the average 19  year old. Of course the average 19 year old doesn’t have millions of dollars to work with. So rehab and intervention might be a bit harsh. Maybe he’ll grow out of it. Like Miley Cyrus has just done! However if something more radical is needed then maybe he could get some worthwhile life experience (other than smearing melted cheese over strippers’ rear ends) by going to college or something? He’d get to meet non celebrities of his own age, and maybe even learn something useful. It worked for Prince William didn’t it? Of course he’s radio active now, so it might have to be a university overseas, & possibly in France.

Maybe other celebs could form some kind of support system for him. He’s taken the heat off of the rest of them by single handed fueling the public need to indulge in ‘justified’ hatred. So that’s got be worth something to people like Chris Brown for instance. Maybe he’ll even settle into a relationship with a decent girl who’ll bring out his kinder gentler side. It worked for Prince William didn’t it?

The one thing we can take away from this is that if you want public sympathy then getting busted drunk in a Lamborghini is a poor way to get it!

Critics think that Jsutin Bieber has become a spoiled self entitled little jerk like Bart Simpson but with millions of dollars to work with

Everyone is excited about Wonder Woman! She’s tall, glamorous and fights crime in a  skimpy costume. So it’s easy to get excited. People are also very excited about Gal Gadot! That’s because she’s tall, glamorous, and has been chosen to play Wonder Woman, possibly in a skimpy outfit. Whether or not she’s gonna be playing Wonder Woman in a skimpy costume (& we can only hope), she has been signed to play her in 3 pictures, including a Wonder Woman stand alone movie. Not everyone is on board with the New Wonder Woman. They question whether she looks enough  like Wonder Woman to play the part. Well here’s a side by side Gal Gadot Wonder Woman comparison, so you can be the judge!

Gal Gadot and her alter ego Wonder Woman in a side by side comparison
Gal Gadot & her alter ego Wonder Woman: Can you tell the difference?


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Rihanna Posts Chris Brown Bed Pic

This is how you know that Chris Brown and Rihanna are officially back together – Rihanna Tweeted this pic of Chris Brown in bed. It’s nobody’s business but she shared it with us anyway! While Chris face isn’t seen int his picture you can see his tattoos plus the Bart Simpson jacket that he was pictured wearing only hours early that evening. Chris has a strong Bart Simpson theme going on in his life as you can tell by the comforter on his bed.

 From EOnLine.

Milla Jovovich playing Natasha Romanov in Black Widow movie? Now that’s not what I said!

MILLA JOVOVICH – NATASHA ROMANOFF/THE BLACK WIDOW: Milla Jovovich is Russian, looks like Natasha, and is a good actress. As seen in Resident Evil, she can be a badass. Milla Jovovich is ideal for Black Widow,

 More of the news in pictures – Natalie Portman is hard at work filming Thor over in London.  The full name fo the flick is Thor: The Dark World, and it’s out in about 1 year. Actually it’s out on Nov 8th 2013, but there’s really no point in telling you that because you’ll have forgotten what I posted and a bunch of other bloggers and entertainment reporters will have reminded you. In journalism 1st isn’t always as important as latest! It would be as pointless as reminding you that it’s called The Dark World instead of simply Thor because it’s a sequel to one of the numerous films in the whole Avengers related franchise that includes 2 Iron Men and counting, the aforementioned Thor, an Avengers film, and they also have a couple of Hulks. In fact they’ve done everything except a Black Widow flick, which Scarlett Johansson likes to remind people about. She may have a point since this would be another opportunity for Samuel Jackson to pick up another pay check for playing a Nick Fury cameo.  Of course if they hired Milla Jovovich to play Natasha Romanov in the film it might teach Scarlett something about running her mouth in public about Hollywood related business. Anyway the point is that anything I tell you hear could get lost in a lot of unrelated detail before it eventually becomes relevant again – so if you take only one thing away from this then it might be this picture of Nat looking all scruffy and smudgy, like a cat that got lost on a dark & stormy night! That’s more picturesque but less representative than saying hot bag lady in training. 

NAtalie Portman reports for service in London looking like a hot bag lady

Hot BAG Lady of the Enternet

Speaking of hot bag ladies we move on now to the entertainment world’s No 1 Hot BAG Lady and that is BAG’s old lady Megan Fox. AS you may or may not be aware Megan burst forth into public attention by starring in a couple of Michael Bay flicks called the Transformers. She then went on to take over the internet like a computer virus. That’s largely because single men like to look at her – a lot. Other men’s girl friends won’t let them – protecting them from unrealistic expectations. 

Megan’s big mouth

Just when it looked like Firefox might go Skynet and take over the planet in some unintentional form of world domination, Megan’s big mouth stepped in to save the world. People had already had so much of her that they wanted to scream if anyone even mentioned the name “Megan Fox” so the powers that be booked her onto one of those late night chat shows that were so popular a few years back, before Jay Leno allegedly stabbed Conan O Brien in the back, and David Letterman got caught getting friendly with the staff. Those scandals ruined late night talk and Dave’s popular satirical commentary routine (Dave either had to tone the act down or change the name of his show to The Glass House).

“That oughta shut her up!” – Bigfoot in her mouth

The point is that back then late night chat was still relevant and Megan was way over exposed so the two had to get together. Besides Meggers had a picture to promote. Megan made her famous comment “I’m not gonna sit hear and blow smoke up your ass” – Transformers isn’t about the acting”. She also called Michael Bay Hitler. The next time we say Miss Megan in a flick she was gagged and awaiting human sacrifice in Jennifer’s Body – which goes to show that you gotta watch what you say in Hollywood even if you got a mouth on you like Megan’s! Either way she was out of the Transformers franchise. Everyone thought that Bay got ride of her but he swears it wasn’t him and that Steven Spielberg called him up and told him to get ride of Foxy over that Hitler remark. No one was sure what to believe except we did start seeing a lot less of Foxy right after Jonah Hex tanked out at the box office.

post preggers Meggers

Megan Fox was almost briefly Wonder Woman in addition to her other duties a a fan boy dream girl

Megan did go on, so it’s not like she’s sharing a career with Katherine Heigl or anything.  She was briefly almost Wonder Woman! She did some roles in films that got mentioned  but which no one talks about having seen. She also recently had a kid – young Noah Shannon. Meggers was pretty sneaky about that one since the child was a month old before anyone knew she had delivered. That left folk wanting to know how motherhood had changed Megan Fox. She did post a very gracious letter to her fans on Facebook in which she expressed her gratitude for participating in the miracle of motherhood. That’s probably not what people meant  and were more interested in “how does she look?” meaning “has she still got it??” Well you can see for yourself by clapping your eager little peepers on the following post preggers Meggers pic posted here below. 

Post preggers Meggers shows up at the Writers Guild Theater on Wednesday to support This IS Forty looking fantastic

As any fool can plainly see Foxy is one hot mama! Meggers showed herself off Wednesday night in Beverly Hills @ the Writers Gould Theater during a party held for the cast and crew of This Is Forty – her new flick.

Meantime keep checking the Trash where no body’s business is everybody’s business!

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Rihanna sighting

looks like Rihanna missed the VP debate

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t the only one out and about recently. Rihanna was also out in the LA area on Thursday. She seemed to fare better than Lindsay. She didn’t need anyone to hold her up, not even Chris Brown, who wasn’t even in the picture. It’s just Rihanna and her nipples – a kind of girls night out.

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Karrueche Tran asked about Rihanna’s mad love for Chris Brown leaving Su…

Karrueche Tran asked about Rihanna‘s mad love for Chris Brown

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Whackydoo Wondertrash

Chris Brown in court: Singer fails drug test

Looks like more bad news for singer Chris Brown. He got busted for pot possession. Even though Chris has a card, making him a licensed user, the judge told him that “kids look up to you so we can’t have you doing this”. I guess that the judge ain’t been following entertainment gossip, & may not even know who Rhianna is either  -even though Rhi was prayin’ for her ex via Twitter!

What you gotta know – This is important because it’s a violation of Chris probation from his conviction for beating Rhianna several years back. Probation violations can be serious. They can send you back to court for a new hearing, potentially off to jail, or even into the emergency ward (Lindsay Lohan is claiming that her current case of pneumonia comes from the stress of getting hauled repeatedly into court).

So This is nothing to shrug off. However it probably won’t stick cause Chris has a card which he showed to officers upon his arrest. They arrested him anyway. Now unless he violated the conditions under which that card was issued – something like smoking in a public place, or sharing his weed with friends, then he was well within his rights. It’s is a get out of jail free card!

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A Rogue’s Gallery of Insane Celebrity That Would Creep Out Batman!

Raging Bull

Robert DeNiro probably does A better job endorsing products in Japanese commercials than he does introducing speakers at political events. That’s because he made an off colour comment at a recent Democratic Party fundraiser. The event was on Monday in New York and bobby had to introduce Michelle Obama. Bugsy Bobby managed to piss off everyone by quipping “Callista Gingrich, Karen Santorum, Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?” De Niro said. “Too soon, right?” That went over about as well as when Alex Jones said that juice boxes make you gay – first they give men breast & then they give them breast cancer!

When I say he pissed off everyone I mean that of course the usual suspects were offended. Like those touchy Republicans. Newt Gingrich called the remarks inexcusable and divisive. If anyone knows about inexcusable and divisive it’s Gingrich. Only Rush Limbaugh knows more. However they weren’t the only ones who were peeved. DeNiro also earned himself an official reprimand from the First Lady’s office, who described the comments as “inappropriate”.

Now granted no one likes those pack of Stepford Drones backing the Republican Primary Candidates. They come off like they might’ve been cloned from Tipper Gore’s fingernail scrapping. That doesn’t mean that you can go around shooting from the lip like you’re no better than some blogger! That’s why Bobby Boy had to respond to that official reprimand with an official apology. Bob said – “My remarks, although spoken with satirical jest, were not meant to offend or embarrass anyone — especially the first lady.” Satirical jest requires both wit and discretion – unless you’re on the Internet. So you can’t just go around saying obnoxious shit that will upset people who might find it offensive. However I personally blame Sarah Palin! Politics has brought out the malicious petty worst in everyone every since that dumb hair sprayed half baked Alaskan bitch got dragged into the mix!

Rhianna – Sarah Palin of pop music?

Now before I work on my official apology to Ms. Palin, here’s some more mild offensive celebrity shenanigans. Who could be more mildly offensive these days than Rhianna? She was always a little bit irritating but these days people are getting fed up fast with the broad. That’s cause she’s gone back with her abusive ex Chris Brown in spite of all the sympathy and support that got tossed her way. She guested on one of Chris’s recent tracks, called him the best R&B artist out there in a recent interview, and has been playig Twitter tag with Chris and his current girl friend K-Tran, whom Rhianna refers to as “rice cakes”! It’s like she made suckers of everyone by being determined to make a fool of herself. Of course she’s Rhianna so she can get away with that.

So while Rhianna is laying down ultimatums to Chris to drop Ms Tran or lose her forever, the rest of humanity is getting more impatient with her by the minute. Humanity like Gene Simmons. Gene Simmons is the guy with the tongue who used to front KISS and then went with Playboy bunny Shannon Tweed and then on to reality TV! So in his mind that gives him rock’n’roll street cred. So he’s in a position to go heaving shit and people he thinks of as no more than fucking no talent phonies. People like Rhianna for instance. GS recently said “We’re sick and tired of girls getting up there with dancers and karaoke tapes in back of them,” Simmons told the crowd at the press conference, reports “No fake bull***t. Leave that to the Rihanna, Shmianna and anyone who ends their name with an ‘A.’

Of course Geno has a big tour coming up so he needs to say shit to get attention to hype the tour and nothing gets attention like slagging on some one who’s public image is jumping the shark. GS ain’t alone in his opinions though. Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee seconded that opinion by saying “No disrespect to Rihanna, she’s a great singer, but we’re in a slump for some s**t that has some personality and appeal beyond a bunch of pop stuff that’s floating around out there,” he told “I’m glad he said that actually because I don’t think I can bear watching another f**king award show that is just a little bit better than ‘American Idol.’ It’s f**king pathetic to watch people go out and f**king karaoke with a bunch of lights and video. It’s all completely watered down.” Tommy Lee has tattoos and married Pamela Anderson a couple of times so he has at least as much rock’n’roll cred as Gene – although where were either of them at Live Aid? Motley Crue is also on the same tour with KISS so T Boner has got as much incentive for making inflammatory public remarks as Simmons! So we’re all agreed – Rhianna is a dumb bitch without enough sense to get in out of the rain!

Rhianna & the Kutchie Boy

One person who still likes Rhianna is Ashton Kutcher. Until recently the Kutch had been married to Demi Moore. They’d been together for about 10 years and ever since he played a teenager on That Seventies Show. They called it a seventies show but there never was a single reference to the Fonz or Happy Days so it lacked creditability. Back in the 70’s people who’d never heard of the Beatles knew about the Fonz! So the show completely lacked credibility. Then again Kutch was a 20 something playing a teenager – like John Vinnie Barbarino Travolta on Welcome Back Kotter, so credibility wasn’t the issue. So he was all set for his Demi Moore marriage.

Demi & the Kutch (now that sounds like a late 70’s sitcom!) went the separate ways in a highly publicized bust up several moths ago that left Demi hospitalized and eventually in rehab. She’d become a separate desperate housewife. Kutchie Baby started making up for lost time with a bevy of young beauties. Then he replaced Charlie Sheen in 2 1/2 Men. So a lot of things weren’t working out for him lately. So it should be no surprise that he’s wandered into Rhianna sphere of influence.

Actually it was Rhianna’s sphere of influence that wandered into Kutcher. In the wee hours of Mar 21 Rhianna and her personal SWAT team of security persons were seen arriving at Kutchie’s place. She stayed about 4 hours, and left some time around dawn. Don’t believe it? There are pictures!

No word on what got into either of them except that Rhianna – who has demanded that Chris Brown choose between her and his current girlfriend (the one who stood faithfully beside him during his darkest hours) – is losing patience with Brown. So some quality time with one of LA’s No 1 swingers might light a fire under him!

the Crazy Hour

Angelina Jolie used to be one of the most admired actresses in Hollywood but eventually managed to make it into the ranks of annoying celebrities herself. It was only a matter of time. Her mischievous right leg ain’t the only thing acting up lately either. Her kids are way out of control. At least that’s what US OK! Magazine is saying. A source has been spilling some beans and the Mag quotes them as saying that Jolie’s kids are about ready for Child Protective Services. According to the report:

“There’s not much any of us can do but sit and watch,” a friend revealed, “The kids are all goofed up on sugar, and after Shiloh has five cookies in a row and Maddox downs his third orange Fanta, it’s crazy hour. That’s what we call it: Crazy Hour. Toys fly. Kids melt down into tantrums. There’s fighting, it’s just a zoo.”

Mother Angelina has admitted in the past that sugar is the “family weakness” but it has reportedly got so bad that friends fear the children are actually addicted.
A friend said: “The kids eat fast food every day, doughnuts for breakfast. “Shiloh’s a sugar addict, screaming when she’s cut off.”

The article also accuses the Hollywood golden couple about their children’s hygiene, rarely encourage them to wash or brush their teeth.

“Angelina does not insist the kids brush every day or wash hands before meals,” the insider went on. “They bathe whenever they want, which is not often.”
Their friends have reportedly started to notice and are even telling other people that, “[Brad]his kids smell like Johnny Depp.”

The close source goes on to reveal that despite their parents’ strict humanitarian stance they have no problem with the children playing violent battles that go further than the usual chil-drens games.
“Angelina lets the boys play with guns, rifles, though they are unloaded and some are just toys. “Others are real and pricey antiques — they’re the ones the boys use to pretend kill the staff.”

Mild substance addiction, violent outbursts, and hunting the staff for sport – they sound like the Adams Family on meth! Not since the reports of Octomom’s messy family situation have I read anything so negliegent and shocking. Still there might be a reasonable explanation for this. Perhaps they Pitt-Jolie’s are prepping up for a new reality TV series! With no recent baby pics to pitch for People Magazine exclusives the couple could use a source of income. So a reality TV series hot on the heels of some over hyped wedding might rack in the bucks Sarah Palin style! Admit it – you’d watch too after hearing those hair raising reports!

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