Rihanna Posts Chris Brown Bed Pic

This is how you know that Chris Brown and Rihanna are officially back together – Rihanna Tweeted this pic of Chris Brown in bed. It’s nobody’s business but she shared it with us anyway! While Chris face isn’t seen int his picture you can see his tattoos plus the Bart Simpson jacket that he was pictured wearing only hours early that evening. Chris has a strong Bart Simpson theme going on in his life as you can tell by the comforter on his bed.

 From EOnLine.

Milla Jovovich playing Natasha Romanov in Black Widow movie? Now that’s not what I said!

MILLA JOVOVICH – NATASHA ROMANOFF/THE BLACK WIDOW: Milla Jovovich is Russian, looks like Natasha, and is a good actress. As seen in Resident Evil, she can be a badass. Milla Jovovich is ideal for Black Widow,

 More of the news in pictures – Natalie Portman is hard at work filming Thor over in London.  The full name fo the flick is Thor: The Dark World, and it’s out in about 1 year. Actually it’s out on Nov 8th 2013, but there’s really no point in telling you that because you’ll have forgotten what I posted and a bunch of other bloggers and entertainment reporters will have reminded you. In journalism 1st isn’t always as important as latest! It would be as pointless as reminding you that it’s called The Dark World instead of simply Thor because it’s a sequel to one of the numerous films in the whole Avengers related franchise that includes 2 Iron Men and counting, the aforementioned Thor, an Avengers film, and they also have a couple of Hulks. In fact they’ve done everything except a Black Widow flick, which Scarlett Johansson likes to remind people about. She may have a point since this would be another opportunity for Samuel Jackson to pick up another pay check for playing a Nick Fury cameo.  Of course if they hired Milla Jovovich to play Natasha Romanov in the film it might teach Scarlett something about running her mouth in public about Hollywood related business. Anyway the point is that anything I tell you hear could get lost in a lot of unrelated detail before it eventually becomes relevant again – so if you take only one thing away from this then it might be this picture of Nat looking all scruffy and smudgy, like a cat that got lost on a dark & stormy night! That’s more picturesque but less representative than saying hot bag lady in training. 

NAtalie Portman reports for service in London looking like a hot bag lady

Hot BAG Lady of the Enternet

Speaking of hot bag ladies we move on now to the entertainment world’s No 1 Hot BAG Lady and that is BAG’s old lady Megan Fox. AS you may or may not be aware Megan burst forth into public attention by starring in a couple of Michael Bay flicks called the Transformers. She then went on to take over the internet like a computer virus. That’s largely because single men like to look at her – a lot. Other men’s girl friends won’t let them – protecting them from unrealistic expectations. 

Megan’s big mouth

Just when it looked like Firefox might go Skynet and take over the planet in some unintentional form of world domination, Megan’s big mouth stepped in to save the world. People had already had so much of her that they wanted to scream if anyone even mentioned the name “Megan Fox” so the powers that be booked her onto one of those late night chat shows that were so popular a few years back, before Jay Leno allegedly stabbed Conan O Brien in the back, and David Letterman got caught getting friendly with the staff. Those scandals ruined late night talk and Dave’s popular satirical commentary routine (Dave either had to tone the act down or change the name of his show to The Glass House).

“That oughta shut her up!” – Bigfoot in her mouth

The point is that back then late night chat was still relevant and Megan was way over exposed so the two had to get together. Besides Meggers had a picture to promote. Megan made her famous comment “I’m not gonna sit hear and blow smoke up your ass” – Transformers isn’t about the acting”. She also called Michael Bay Hitler. The next time we say Miss Megan in a flick she was gagged and awaiting human sacrifice in Jennifer’s Body – which goes to show that you gotta watch what you say in Hollywood even if you got a mouth on you like Megan’s! Either way she was out of the Transformers franchise. Everyone thought that Bay got ride of her but he swears it wasn’t him and that Steven Spielberg called him up and told him to get ride of Foxy over that Hitler remark. No one was sure what to believe except we did start seeing a lot less of Foxy right after Jonah Hex tanked out at the box office.

post preggers Meggers

Megan Fox was almost briefly Wonder Woman in addition to her other duties a a fan boy dream girl

Megan did go on, so it’s not like she’s sharing a career with Katherine Heigl or anything.  She was briefly almost Wonder Woman! She did some roles in films that got mentioned  but which no one talks about having seen. She also recently had a kid – young Noah Shannon. Meggers was pretty sneaky about that one since the child was a month old before anyone knew she had delivered. That left folk wanting to know how motherhood had changed Megan Fox. She did post a very gracious letter to her fans on Facebook in which she expressed her gratitude for participating in the miracle of motherhood. That’s probably not what people meant  and were more interested in “how does she look?” meaning “has she still got it??” Well you can see for yourself by clapping your eager little peepers on the following post preggers Meggers pic posted here below. 

Post preggers Meggers shows up at the Writers Guild Theater on Wednesday to support This IS Forty looking fantastic

As any fool can plainly see Foxy is one hot mama! Meggers showed herself off Wednesday night in Beverly Hills @ the Writers Gould Theater during a party held for the cast and crew of This Is Forty – her new flick.

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Chris Brown in court: Singer fails drug test

Looks like more bad news for singer Chris Brown. He got busted for pot possession. Even though Chris has a card, making him a licensed user, the judge told him that “kids look up to you so we can’t have you doing this”. I guess that the judge ain’t been following entertainment gossip, & may not even know who Rhianna is either  -even though Rhi was prayin’ for her ex via Twitter!

What you gotta know – This is important because it’s a violation of Chris probation from his conviction for beating Rhianna several years back. Probation violations can be serious. They can send you back to court for a new hearing, potentially off to jail, or even into the emergency ward (Lindsay Lohan is claiming that her current case of pneumonia comes from the stress of getting hauled repeatedly into court).

So This is nothing to shrug off. However it probably won’t stick cause Chris has a card which he showed to officers upon his arrest. They arrested him anyway. Now unless he violated the conditions under which that card was issued – something like smoking in a public place, or sharing his weed with friends, then he was well within his rights. It’s is a get out of jail free card!

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Chris Brown in an Open relationship!

There have been a lot of rumours about entertainments second most infamous threesome – Chris Brown, his current partner Karrueche Tran, and his ex Rhianna. Chris started seeing Tran after splitting with Rhianna. The split was really more of a bust up. That occurred a few yaers back on the day that Chris and Rhianna were scheduled to perform together at he Oscars – they were a lucrative package deal back then. Anyway the pair were out for a drive when some kind of fight ensued about text message from other girls. That lead to heated words, Rhianna throwing the car keys out the wind and threatening to call ops, Chris landing several blows, and then fleeing the scene. Bystanders called police – not Rhianna.

Since then Chris has been in the doghouse. Rhianna on the other hand has been sitting pretty. She’s scored magazine covers, singles, and even an upcoming movie roll. It’s as if the public and entertainment industry were bending over backwards to be supportive. Maybe that’s why everyone was so surprised when rumours leaked out hat the pair were seeing each other again. There was some suggestive Twitter talk – but who pays too much attention to Twitter? Then there was that Birthday Cake single in which they performed together on the same track for the first time since the bust up and restraining order. Girl I wanna f*** you right now. Been a long time, I’ve been missing your body.” – the first line of Chris Brown and Rihanna’s remix of “Birthday Cake”. Rhianna goes on to make suggestive comments about rice cakes – Karrueche Tran is half Vietnamese (it gets worse Rhianna also tweeted pix of a ‘rice cake‘ dressed up in earrings and sun glasses just like Tran usually wears).

Now Tran herself has come out and more or less confirmed things. According to Hollywood Gossip and a source:

“Karrueche isn’t stupid, and she has told friends that they have an open relationship. She never asks about Rihanna, ever,” says a source of Brown’s girlfriend.
“Chris will take several days to call her back at times, and that is OK with Karreuche. She doesn’t pressure or hound Chris, it’s just not what she is about.”
“She recognizes that they are both young, and she isn’t going to let the fact Chris is spending time with his ex-girlfriend come between what they have.”

In effect that’s code speak for “sure they’re doing it and I’m not gonna cover for them!”. HG goes on to say that Rhianna doesn’t fear a backlash of she got back together with Chris, and has hooked up with him a half dozen times over the past year. The reason she won’t reconcile is because 1. she doesn’t trust Chris and 2. she’s calling the shots in the relationship right now and she likes that role. That leaves poor Karreuche as the third wheel on a unicycle. Some relationships are like that.

Rhianna may be enjoying the drivers seat right now, but that’s still a lot like playing with fire. Meanwhile the price she might pay for that is the public support she’s gotten over the past few years. If she’s carrying on with Chris Brown again then many people are gonna feel like suckers for supporting her, and think “So that’s what we get for taking a chance on you!” That leaves her sitting around waiting for history to repeat it’s self – which it usually does. The main reason for that is because people never learn. However to be insanely optimistic maybe – for some reason no body knows – it’ll work out this time.

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CM Punk takes a swipe ‘allegedly’ at Chris Brown

One way to become more popular is by expressing an opinion that everyone is bound to agree with. To do this you just need to find yourself an unpopular target and have a bash at them – as CM Punk has just done with Chris Brown. Not that I’ saying CM Punk is trying to get some hype, or that everyone agrees with him or even that Chris Brown is unpopular. Chris seemed well liked by the Grammy committee.

So just preface everything written above with the word “allegedly“, as in “alleged” pro wrestler CM Punk expresses some of his “alleged” feeling “allegedly” about Chris Brown, etc. Now that’s no more sarcastic than saying Tom Brady allegedly can’t throw the ball and catch the ball at he same f*cking time, or his team mate allegedly didn’t catch the ball that he was allegedly supposed to catch. See how one little word can’t help avoid tons of trouble?


In allegedly happy news alleged actress Jennifer Aniston got her star on the alleged Hollywood Walk of Fame recently. So I guess the new guy is working out of her – allegedly. It’s been rough for her what with losing the love of her life and having to endure box office success with tons of moderately successful movies. Then there’s the whole Brangelina thing that keeps reoccurring. That story keeps repeating like a bad meal!

Hopefully this will take her mind off of the whole Brad & Angie Archie & Veronica Riverdale on Hollywood love triangle story that’s become so tiresome. Once the name “Aniston” makes computer spell check, like Oprah & Obama, then she’ll really have arrived! I just hope that the ethnic humor (as mildly offensive as it was mildly humorous) by Adam Sandler in the video below ain’t out of line – although it’s probably grey area. Especially if you’re Greek.


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