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Giggitty giggitty goo!

you'll be happier about sport's illustrated's 50th anniversay swimsuit edition party than Glen Quagmire meeting Pussy Riot
when you’re Glen Quagmire every day’s a Pussy Riot!

So who likes a sexy sandwich? A friend of mine had one of those once and got violently ill. Now it wasn’t their fault. They didn’t know what they were doing. It turned out that the guy at the sub shop wasn’t washing his hands after his frequent trips to the wash room. It’s prob boring working at a sub shop for 8 hours a day, and you know what they say about idle hands being the devil’s workshop! So when my friend bought their sandwich they got a little more than they bargained for. Let’s say it was made with love!

Fortunately this isn’t one of those sandwiches. It’s a Sport’s Illustrated model sandwich! Now before PETA swings into action and adds swimsuit clad buffed beauties tot he endangered species list – no models were hurt in the making of this issue. They just got friendly and snuggly with each other while in a state of near undress. Since there are three chicks on the cover, the girl in the middle is the meat between the buns. So it’s a figure of speech, so to speak. Or as friendly neighborhood pervert Glen Quagmire might say – “I’d hate to come between you, or would I?” What ever you do though don’t take this one to the washroom with you especially if you work at a small corner sub sandwich shop!  Being professional sometimes means less sex and more sandwich!

We know you probably prefer the ladies of Sports Illustrated in their bikinis, but Tuesday night at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Party the models all looked just as beautiful covered up! Cover girls Nina Agdal, Chrissy Teigen and Lily Aldridge stunned on the red carpet and there were plenty more stylish ladies at the event. Christie Brinkley, Molly Sims, Rachel Hunter and Chanel Iman all turned heads looking smoking hot for the party! Check out all the pics from the event as well as sizzling photos from the S.I. swimsuit shoot!

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