Conan O’Brian Makes a Crack about Jay Leno’s Last Night

Late Nite TV is a sore spot for many of us & Conan O Brien in particular. You’ll recall that several years ago it was Conan undergoing a much heralded transition into the coveted Tonite Show share. It’s the seat of Jack Parr, Steve Allen, and has been the undisputed throne of Late Nite since the days of Johnny Carson. No one crossed Johnny Carson and lived, up until Arsino Hall.

a hard day’s nite

Anyway once upon a time and sometime after NBC passed over Dave Letterman for Jay Leno has heir to the late nite kingdom, a time had come for the changing of the guard. Leno himself had decided to step down and hand the crown over to his successor Conan. Conan was a smart, funny, and quirky ex writer for the Simpsons. He’d put in an apprenticeship by filling Dave Letterman’s Late Nite spot, after hosting his own late late before that. Conan looked good to go, & there was much ballyhoo.

NBC hits the panic button

Well ratings weren’t everything that NBC expected right away. So they got nervous. Maybe Conan was too nerdy to go beyond his own niche audience? So instead of giving him a grace period to get settled in – as they famously did to shows like Cheers that struggled through a couple of seasons before hitting their stride, they flipped the chicken switch and brought Leno back. I guess the thinking was that things couldn’t be any worse.

Don’t blame Jay! Even Napoleon got one shot off from exile!

Well some hard feelings developed. Conan was banished from TV for about 9 months, or something. He was still allowed to perform live. So he took to twitter to vent. He got a lot of followers who wanted to support him too. They were Team Coco or something. Everybody got the idea that something dirty had gone on so it left a bad taste in everyone’s collective mouths. Then CoB’s TV interdiction ran out, he got a show on cable, and everyone quickly forgot. Public outrage is surprisingly fickle some times! Either that or corporate policy is prone to backfire.

Now Jay is retiring again. No one knows whether it will stick this time. He’s picked Jimmy Fallon to replace him. Fallon has a really good track record. He’s a Saturday Night Live alum. So that’s like being a graduate of the Harvard School of Comedy or something. He’s smart, funny, & credible with the audience. So he looks good to go! Yet you can’t blame Conan for having a little something to say about it. & here that is!

So the only question is what’s Leno gonna do with his retirement this time around? In case many of you are expecting another surprise return, like Lt. Colombo who returns to the scene of the crime so frequently that he scarcely leaves the door, be assured that NBC is taking very special measure this time around.

Top NBC execs, many of whom are Illuminati free masons, have consulted with a special blue ribbon panel of mad scientists on the best way to deal with the ticklish late nite transition issue. After some serious thought execs have opted to freeze Leno in a giant cylinder of liquid nitrogen. They have tons of those things lying around the Thirty Mile Zone, after that brief craze for Celebrity Cryogenics dried up. So Jay can be kept in cold storage – just like Austin Powers in that movie! This way Leno’s mojo can be saved up in case NBC ever needs it again. They’ve been shy about making that mistake again ever since they let Bill Cosby go & couldn’t bring him back again. This way Leno’s mojo can be safely contained, lest it once again prove too dangerous, and escape from captivity!

Did The Illuminati Kill Jay Leno’s Career?

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the most important photograph from the Golden Globes

Ryan Seacrest, by way of his tumblr blog, says that this was the most important photograph from the Golden Globes. Whatever would the caption read?

I just hope that Taylor Swift managed to escape before Jennifer Lawrence caught her.

Vanity Fair shelves Gwyneth Paltrow story

In other news somethings breaking on the Gwyneth Paltrow vs Vanity Fair story that’s been dragging on for about a year now. If you’ll recall VF had planned a big take down expose on Paltrow. Garydon Carter had one of his assistant editors lined up to write the piece. He said she was a pretty good writer and the thing was a go – or words to that effect. Then everything fizzled!

It fizzled apparently because Paltrow circled the wagons. She got in touch with her many A List friends like Courtney Love and told them that if VF comes around asking questions then just kindly tell ’em to fuck off. I think that she also recommended they avoid any future involvement with the hi profile mag, even regarding non Paltrow related projects! If Courtney Love’s response was any indication then when Gwyn talks people listen ’cause Courtz said that VF could fuck right off – or words to that effect. Since Paltorw numbers such luminaries as JayZ & Beyonce among her close personal friends, her ‘interdiction’ can count for a lot. Besides JayZ is rumored to be a 32 degree mason and lodge brother to Pres Barack Obama – so you don’t wanna piss this guy off! So the whole story stalled.

It looks like the story has gone from cold to off. There are even rumors that Vanity Fair has made nice to Paltrow. However some details of the story are leaking out. Nothing outrageous – just confirmation that there was a story, that it was gonna be an expose, and that it covered some unflattering details about Paltrow’s life. However there wasn’t anything released that would make raise your eyebrows. So the moral of the story is that you don’t mess with Pepper Potts! Now here’s a brief video from Hollyscoop TV (think of them as a kinder gentler TMZ, or merely another Entertainment Tonite) on the story that never was!

Gwyneth Paltrow must be one very powerful lady, so let me just take this moment to say “Wondertrash was behind you all along ma’am!” Never hurts to be a little bit nice to people with that much juice!

Miley Cyrus on W? What the Buck!

Now some one who’s mag cover did come out is Miley Cyrus on W. That’s because Miley is always more sizzle than fizzle. You’ll recall that she had that attack of twerking at that awards show. Miley also gives an interview with some personal commentary. It’s kind of a “what’s it like to be controversial?”: type of thing. Now one guy who’s privy to the details and ready to give you the gist of it is gossip commentator Michael “What the Buck?” Buckley. He’s also got something things to say, like Jimmy Fallon taking over the Tonite Show from Jay Leno who took it over from Conan O Brien, who took it over from Jay Leno – man I miss Johnny Carson! I’m sure we remember that painful period in the history of late nite TV so let’s try to put the unpleasantness behind us.

One good Buck deserves another – so now some Meatloaf!

So wish Jimmy the best of luck in his new gig. He’s a clever funny talented guy. TV talk can be a tough racket too. Just like pop music. Speaking of which what happens when classic talk and classics rock collide? Just watch this episode of Larry King Now in which the king of talk interviews Richard ‘Buck’ Aday. Now this Buck is better known to the most of the world as Meatloaf. I say most of the world because when Larry was first met him and was told he was being taken out for Meatloaf, he asked whether it was kosher or not!

Now don’t worry cause Larry got filled in on the whole Meatloaf phenomenon. Plus he got to ask Big Buck a lot of other questions like “How’d you wind up called Meatloaf?” If you’d like to hear the King grill some Meatloaf then just sit back and watch for the next approx 30 mins. Bon Appetite!


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Rihanna Posts Chris Brown Bed Pic

This is how you know that Chris Brown and Rihanna are officially back together – Rihanna Tweeted this pic of Chris Brown in bed. It’s nobody’s business but she shared it with us anyway! While Chris face isn’t seen int his picture you can see his tattoos plus the Bart Simpson jacket that he was pictured wearing only hours early that evening. Chris has a strong Bart Simpson theme going on in his life as you can tell by the comforter on his bed.

 From EOnLine.

Milla Jovovich playing Natasha Romanov in Black Widow movie? Now that’s not what I said!


MILLA JOVOVICH – NATASHA ROMANOFF/THE BLACK WIDOW: Milla Jovovich is Russian, looks like Natasha, and is a good actress. As seen in Resident Evil, she can be a badass. Milla Jovovich is ideal for Black Widow,


 More of the news in pictures – Natalie Portman is hard at work filming Thor over in London.  The full name fo the flick is Thor: The Dark World, and it’s out in about 1 year. Actually it’s out on Nov 8th 2013, but there’s really no point in telling you that because you’ll have forgotten what I posted and a bunch of other bloggers and entertainment reporters will have reminded you. In journalism 1st isn’t always as important as latest! It would be as pointless as reminding you that it’s called The Dark World instead of simply Thor because it’s a sequel to one of the numerous films in the whole Avengers related franchise that includes 2 Iron Men and counting, the aforementioned Thor, an Avengers film, and they also have a couple of Hulks. In fact they’ve done everything except a Black Widow flick, which Scarlett Johansson likes to remind people about. She may have a point since this would be another opportunity for Samuel Jackson to pick up another pay check for playing a Nick Fury cameo.  Of course if they hired Milla Jovovich to play Natasha Romanov in the film it might teach Scarlett something about running her mouth in public about Hollywood related business. Anyway the point is that anything I tell you hear could get lost in a lot of unrelated detail before it eventually becomes relevant again – so if you take only one thing away from this then it might be this picture of Nat looking all scruffy and smudgy, like a cat that got lost on a dark & stormy night! That’s more picturesque but less representative than saying hot bag lady in training. 


NAtalie Portman reports for service in London looking like a hot bag lady


Hot BAG Lady of the Enternet


Speaking of hot bag ladies we move on now to the entertainment world’s No 1 Hot BAG Lady and that is BAG’s old lady Megan Fox. AS you may or may not be aware Megan burst forth into public attention by starring in a couple of Michael Bay flicks called the Transformers. She then went on to take over the internet like a computer virus. That’s largely because single men like to look at her – a lot. Other men’s girl friends won’t let them – protecting them from unrealistic expectations. 

Megan’s big mouth


Just when it looked like Firefox might go Skynet and take over the planet in some unintentional form of world domination, Megan’s big mouth stepped in to save the world. People had already had so much of her that they wanted to scream if anyone even mentioned the name “Megan Fox” so the powers that be booked her onto one of those late night chat shows that were so popular a few years back, before Jay Leno allegedly stabbed Conan O Brien in the back, and David Letterman got caught getting friendly with the staff. Those scandals ruined late night talk and Dave’s popular satirical commentary routine (Dave either had to tone the act down or change the name of his show to The Glass House).

“That oughta shut her up!” – Bigfoot in her mouth


The point is that back then late night chat was still relevant and Megan was way over exposed so the two had to get together. Besides Meggers had a picture to promote. Megan made her famous comment “I’m not gonna sit hear and blow smoke up your ass” – Transformers isn’t about the acting”. She also called Michael Bay Hitler. The next time we say Miss Megan in a flick she was gagged and awaiting human sacrifice in Jennifer’s Body – which goes to show that you gotta watch what you say in Hollywood even if you got a mouth on you like Megan’s! Either way she was out of the Transformers franchise. Everyone thought that Bay got ride of her but he swears it wasn’t him and that Steven Spielberg called him up and told him to get ride of Foxy over that Hitler remark. No one was sure what to believe except we did start seeing a lot less of Foxy right after Jonah Hex tanked out at the box office.

post preggers Meggers


Megan Fox was almost briefly Wonder Woman in addition to her other duties a a fan boy dream girl

Megan did go on, so it’s not like she’s sharing a career with Katherine Heigl or anything.  She was briefly almost Wonder Woman! She did some roles in films that got mentioned  but which no one talks about having seen. She also recently had a kid – young Noah Shannon. Meggers was pretty sneaky about that one since the child was a month old before anyone knew she had delivered. That left folk wanting to know how motherhood had changed Megan Fox. She did post a very gracious letter to her fans on Facebook in which she expressed her gratitude for participating in the miracle of motherhood. That’s probably not what people meant  and were more interested in “how does she look?” meaning “has she still got it??” Well you can see for yourself by clapping your eager little peepers on the following post preggers Meggers pic posted here below. 


Post preggers Meggers shows up at the Writers Guild Theater on Wednesday to support This IS Forty looking fantastic


As any fool can plainly see Foxy is one hot mama! Meggers showed herself off Wednesday night in Beverly Hills @ the Writers Gould Theater during a party held for the cast and crew of This Is Forty – her new flick.

Meantime keep checking the Trash where no body’s business is everybody’s business!

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