the most important photograph from the Golden Globes

Ryan Seacrest, by way of his tumblr blog, says that this was the most important photograph from the Golden Globes. Whatever would the caption read?

I just hope that Taylor Swift managed to escape before Jennifer Lawrence caught her.

Vanity Fair shelves Gwyneth Paltrow story

In other news somethings breaking on the Gwyneth Paltrow vs Vanity Fair story that’s been dragging on for about a year now. If you’ll recall VF had planned a big take down expose on Paltrow. Garydon Carter had one of his assistant editors lined up to write the piece. He said she was a pretty good writer and the thing was a go – or words to that effect. Then everything fizzled!

It fizzled apparently because Paltrow circled the wagons. She got in touch with her many A List friends like Courtney Love and told them that if VF comes around asking questions then just kindly tell ’em to fuck off. I think that she also recommended they avoid any future involvement with the hi profile mag, even regarding non Paltrow related projects! If Courtney Love’s response was any indication then when Gwyn talks people listen ’cause Courtz said that VF could fuck right off – or words to that effect. Since Paltorw numbers such luminaries as JayZ & Beyonce among her close personal friends, her ‘interdiction’ can count for a lot. Besides JayZ is rumored to be a 32 degree mason and lodge brother to Pres Barack Obama – so you don’t wanna piss this guy off! So the whole story stalled.

It looks like the story has gone from cold to off. There are even rumors that Vanity Fair has made nice to Paltrow. However some details of the story are leaking out. Nothing outrageous – just confirmation that there was a story, that it was gonna be an expose, and that it covered some unflattering details about Paltrow’s life. However there wasn’t anything released that would make raise your eyebrows. So the moral of the story is that you don’t mess with Pepper Potts! Now here’s a brief video from Hollyscoop TV (think of them as a kinder gentler TMZ, or merely another Entertainment Tonite) on the story that never was!

Gwyneth Paltrow must be one very powerful lady, so let me just take this moment to say “Wondertrash was behind you all along ma’am!” Never hurts to be a little bit nice to people with that much juice!

Miley Cyrus on W? What the Buck!

Now some one who’s mag cover did come out is Miley Cyrus on W. That’s because Miley is always more sizzle than fizzle. You’ll recall that she had that attack of twerking at that awards show. Miley also gives an interview with some personal commentary. It’s kind of a “what’s it like to be controversial?”: type of thing. Now one guy who’s privy to the details and ready to give you the gist of it is gossip commentator Michael “What the Buck?” Buckley. He’s also got something things to say, like Jimmy Fallon taking over the Tonite Show from Jay Leno who took it over from Conan O Brien, who took it over from Jay Leno – man I miss Johnny Carson! I’m sure we remember that painful period in the history of late nite TV so let’s try to put the unpleasantness behind us.

One good Buck deserves another – so now some Meatloaf!

So wish Jimmy the best of luck in his new gig. He’s a clever funny talented guy. TV talk can be a tough racket too. Just like pop music. Speaking of which what happens when classic talk and classics rock collide? Just watch this episode of Larry King Now in which the king of talk interviews Richard ‘Buck’ Aday. Now this Buck is better known to the most of the world as Meatloaf. I say most of the world because when Larry was first met him and was told he was being taken out for Meatloaf, he asked whether it was kosher or not!

Now don’t worry cause Larry got filled in on the whole Meatloaf phenomenon. Plus he got to ask Big Buck a lot of other questions like “How’d you wind up called Meatloaf?” If you’d like to hear the King grill some Meatloaf then just sit back and watch for the next approx 30 mins. Bon Appetite!


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Celebrity Craziness Matrix

celebrity has it’s seamy side

If Wondertrash has a message to impart it’s “Celebrity – don’t let it happen to you!” In many way celebrities are just like the rest of us: they struggle with the same issues, are driven by the same motivations, and are plagued by the same insecurities. They just do it on a larger scale and in front of a global audience. Hence the saying that fame is like wearing your underwear on the outside! It’s basically turning your life into a reality TV show.

ordinarily different & just a little bit special

In some ways thought, & bless their little hearts, celebrities can be a little bit different. They have the quirks, or eccentricities if you will, that make them stand apart from the ordinary bread of men & women comprised of those of us with enough common sense to avoid attracting too much attention. Anyone who will pose nude for Playboy while pregnant, send their kid up in a home made hot air balloon, of get 8 or 9 live embryos implanted into their uterus just for attention, plus the fame & fortune that can come with it, have got to be a little crazy.

celebrity in the matrix

 

Well now that Celebrity Craziness Factor has finally been organized. The good people over @ Jest have set down and dreamed up something that they call the Celebrity Craziness Matrix. According to the CC Matrix Celebrity Personality Disorder can be plotted on your standard x y axis with your favorite personalities falling some where between self aware to oblivious on the x axis, & zany to dangerous on the y.

dangerously self aware

Now that sounds mathematical & abstract. It makes more sense with real celebrity examples. If you look at the chart below you will see that – at the upper left, personalities like Lady Gaga & Andy Dick are self aware, but harmlessly zany. Julian Assange and Charlie Sheen on the other hand, are self aware but dangerous! You can talk to Chuck Lorre if you have any questions about the veracity of Sheen’s assessment! He’s still hurtin’ from the time he picked a fight with a warlock!

lovable lunatics

Now in the other range we have celebs who are less self aware. You might call them loveable dim wits – though some are less loveable than others. The likes of Gary Busey & Ozzy Osbourne aren’t known for dropping around deep philosophical ponderings. They are lovably zany. Part of the reason we do love them is because they don’t take themselves too seriously.

Mel Gibson is like an Antimatter Tom Cruise!

Then we have the less loveable hovering over at the dangerous end of oblivious. That includes people like Mel Gibson (think of him as Tom Cruise with the zany transferred into dangerous!), Lindsay Lohan, and Amanda Bynes. Their combo of dangerous & oblivious would make them poor people to be standing next to in a lightening storm. You’d be sure to get zapped. Then you’d be that charred frazzle standing beside an untouched Lindsay or Amanda in the tabloid pic!

Nick Nolte is Peter O Toole crossed with Courtney Love!

Then there are the borderline cases. People like Peter O Toole. His natural flamboyance made him a very entertaining actor, & lovably zany. His sharp wit combined with years of alcoholism means that he’s kind of back and forth between self aware and oblivious, depending. He’s kind of like the Courtney Love anti particle. Court’s extremely intelligent and also prone to occassional attacks of awareness. Other times she completely out of it!. Whereas O Toole is delightful & entertaining, Love is no one you’d turn your back on. Nick Nolte is another back & forth case but between zany & dangerous.

Mr. In Between! Jeff Probst is a male Anne Hathaway!

Then straight in the center we have Jeff Probst. We don’t know if his central placement makes him just right – like Goldilocks porridge. Does he have the right combo of zany/dangerous/oblivious/self awareness so that everything cancels everything else out, or does he just lack too much of any celebrity quality? Who ever he is he must be a special case among a rare breed! Like a male Anne Hathaway! Anne of course is the ‘reverse’ celebrity. Whereas other celebrities are like us but a bit different, Anne’s the opposite of that! So she’s a kind of “mirror image” of celebrity. Think of her as like Hawkgirl in the Justice League; & not quite like the other superheros! Or to put it another way, she doesn’t have an official Twitter account (that she could accidentally post mildly embarrassing pics of herself on).

 

There just isn’t matrix enough to mention everyone


Hopefully this celebrity crazy matrix can one day be refined into a proper diagnostic tool, like Robert Hare’s psychopath check list. Then it could hopefully be used to get celebs the right kind of help; or possibly identify non celebs with the right kind of crazy to make it in show biz! At this stage it can’t answer everything. Halle Berry didn’t make the matrix. For one thing no one is sure whether she knows what she’s doing. Besides, they were probably to damned afraid of her to put her in there (so she’d go along side LeAnn Rimes?)! So for now just enjoy it in it’s raw form & have some fun deciding where your favorites would fit in!

 

Anne Hathaway – the “reverse” celebrity

Kooky to the max & just a bit in bad taste

Celebrities are a little out there, and a little more willing to take chances and to expose themselves. That’s what makes Wondertrash possible. There’s a little celebrity in most of us though. So remember that you don’t have to be rich & famous to make a Wondertrash moment. Just be willing to put yourself out there, and take a chance by exposing yourself to what life has to offer. Then you too willing be rockin’ it Wondertrash style!

1 in 12 persons have celebrity personality disorder – can you spot which one?

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Courtney Love goes off on Twitter again

a rock n roll wife that makes Yoko Ono look like Mother Theresa!

Courtney Love is a dangerous woman and with a Twitter account she’s like a child with a live grenade (BTW I stole that line from George Bernard Shaw, who describing TE Lawrence writing skills said “I’d no more trust you with a pen than I would a child with a torpedo!” It seemed okay since Shaw ain’t using the line anymore.)! Part of what makes her so dangerous is that she’s a ‘criminal genius’. At least that’s what her father, a former shrink, has called her in interviews. Then again according to Courts he’s the guy who gave her acid hit #1 at the tender age of 4, and #2 at the age of 6. Courts has had an alleged drug problem for years, which makes her even more dangerous (Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt and say alleged because the only thing we can say factually is that she displays erratic public behavior). What really makes her dangerous is that she doesn’t care what she says, or who she aims the shit stream at. In her most recent outrage it was former Nirvana drummer David Grohl, by way of her daughter Frances Bean Cobain!

Courts latest twitter account is under the name @Cbabymichelle, and is protected. Locking down the feed is a good idea since Love has said some outrageous shit in the past. During her last hi profile twitter outburst she accused the dead of rising from the grave to vote Republican or something. Actually she claimed that she was being rooked out of Nirvana royalties by crooked ‘suits’ who’d set up bogus mortgages under her late husband’s social insurance number. So maybe she should get some credit for anticipating the whole savings & loans fiasco circa 2008.

This time Courtney is accusing Grohl of getting it on with his late friend’s daughter. She claims that she heard from someone or another that Frances Bean was getting a lift from Grohl & his driver and that Grohl was all over her in the back of the car. Now those are some strong words but here’s a copy of the Twitter feed that some how got unlocked by the good folk over @ Gawker (To be clear I’m not accusing the Gawk of hacking Love’s feed News of the World fashion. More likely one of Love’s followers was disgusted and forwarded some screen caps to interested parties. Pissing off people is an occupational hazard of shooting off your mouth in public.). A copy of the twit feed is posted below so that you can view for yourselves.


It gets better. Love started sending some twit posts Grohl’s way. However the David Grohl she posted to was some German student, and not the Foo Fighter. She also tweeted regarding Grohl – “him i am about to shoot, dead.” Some people took that as poor taste and perhaps being right up there with O.J. Simpson threatening to give a gal a tracheotomy. So that’s saying a mouthful. There have been some disliked rock star wives in the past, who got blamed for spoiling their husband’s careers – like such as Yoko Ono, but to put it in perspective John Lennon would have had to have married Charles Manson to be in Courtney Love territory!

The whole thing reminds me of a colorful little fable I heard in youth. One winter there was a small starving sparrow looking around for something to eat. Just as things looked bleak along comes a horse and drops a load right near by. The little bird is saved – she drops down and makes a hot meal out of it. Then filled with joy and predigested din dins, she flies up into the top branches of the nearest tree and sings her little heart out. Along comes a hawk attracted by the birds voice, swoops down, and eats her. The moral of the story is “When you’re full of shit keep your mouth shut!” Though that never deterred anyone from blogging, it’s a good story to keep in mind of you’re a celebrity with a Twitter account! That goes double when the side effects of your addiction issues include verbal diarrhea!

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Courtney Love Goes Mel Gibson


Courtney Love has shocked the world yet again, Her latest outrage was during an interview to Heeb magazine. Love told Heeb that she really wants Nirvana fans to know that every time they plunk down cash for an album, a goodly portion is not going to her or Frances Bean, but to an international cabal of Jewish bankers lawyers and Illuminati power brokers. Here’s a quote from the article in question:

COURTNEY LOVE RANTS ABOUT JEWS, GIRL BANDS, AND MOTHERHOOD IN HEEB MAGAZINE- New York Post

January 16, 2009 — 

COURTNEY Love claims she’s not taking drugs anymore, but you wouldn’t know it from comments she made in the Jewish magazine Heeb. Love, whose mother is Jewish but who describes herself as Buddhist, says of ex-husband Kurt Cobain’s legacy: “Every time you buy a Nirvana record, part of that money is not going to Kurt’s child, or to me, it’s going to a handful of Jew loan officers, Jew private banks, it’s going to lawyers who are also bankers . . .” The former Hole singer also mused on why she’s given up playing in an all-girl band: “Like, there are [bleep]ing riot grrls sitting there banging on pots and pans and talking about their vaginas, and that’s all really lovely, but the music blows.” On why she won’t date actors: “They’re [bleep]. They’re women.” And on being a parent: “I’m more like, ‘You’re not going to do that, so [bleep] off, or I’m taking your computer, and your [bleep]ing, you know, BlackBerry.’ “

You can now cross Courtney of off that baby name list of girls; along with Britney and Katrina. So are you disturbed to know that Grunge rock might be financing the Gaza bombings?? Look forward for more tactless drugged out ramblings from Love sometime soon – that is unless she smartens up and learns to shut her hole already!

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