Joaquin Phoenix calls Oscars total utter bullshit

Joaquin Phoenix is still the new Charlie Sheen

According to Phillip Seymour Hoffman his co star Joaquin Phoenix is a life force. He is also a mighty voice of Wondertrash. That’s because Phoenix has been nominated, yet again, for an Academy Award and has been pretty vocal in his opinions about it.

cosplayers without a cause

Now Phoenix has been pretty vocal in his opinions period. That actor seems to have some doubts about the acting profession. He might even share Robert Mitchum‘s view that acting isn’t a suitable job for  an adult. Bob wasn’t alone in his sentiments. ‘We play dress up for a living, just like tardsJennifer Aniston said to Reigs Philbin during a daytime TV interview. Phoenix went farther than either with his mockumentary I’m Still Here (well worth watching!) which seemed to be mildly disparaging of an industry that claims creativity but treats actors like meat puppets. Once again “meat parade” was the phrase George C Scott coined to describe the event he was reluctant to participate in. Now with all that meaty dressing up and parading around these negative Nellies are making the Academy Awards sound like Comic Con or something – except that Comic Con has gained a surprising amount of credibility lately!

hoopla out of proportion

So that brings us to the latest occurrence of Joaquin Phoenix. As mentioned Phoenix just got Oscar nominated for his latest movie. Now in Hollywood everyone acts like the Academy Awards are the annual second coming or something. It’s about shiny chrome phallic looking statuettes, pretty dresses, great hair, fake smiles, credible silicone & incredible botox, mutual admiration, and all the other things we use to define what’s important in life – & don’t forget really eye catching shoes because that’s what separates the winners from those who only show or place!

So now you know why they wish ’em – “Break a leg

So the Awards can get blown way out of proportion – like Angelina Jolie almost divorced her leg last year after it made a fool of her at the Awards. She was eventually talked down to amputation, and then to the even less drastic option of a tattoo, placed on some other part of the body. So with some other body part getting the attention the leg should get the hint and realize it was way out of line. Of course unnamed sources close to the actress say that there were other issues between Jolie and The Leg, like when it got it’s own twitter account. Then there were the rumors that the Leg was cutting an independent deal with People Magazine of lucrative picture rights. Maybe she was only jealous after the leg got it’s own stalker. So with everything getting so blown out of proportion that’s where Joaquin Phoenix comes in, by trying to put all this hoopla into proportion.

it’s always trick or treat in Halloween Hollywood

So he naturally had some colorful things to say about the awards – like it’s retarded. Now that’s not what he said, I’m paraphrasing to give you the gist of it. What he said was that the Oscars are complete bullshit that pit people against each other. He also described them as a big stinky carrot. Well he didn’t say stinky, but he did call ’em a carrot. He then went on to say that they’re the worst tasting carrot that he ever tasted. I think what he’s trying to say is that Hollywood success has a slightly shitty flavour. It’s alright if you have a taste for it. It might be rough trying to acquire a taste for it though. Now his statements might sound a bit rough. Perhaps he just meant that they should change the Awards ceremony date so that it falls on Halloween? It would be even more incentive to dress up, but wardrobe malfunctions and fashion faus paxs would be less noticeable in a general trick or treat atmosphere. Let’s just say that Joaquin was slightly irritated.

If you wanna heart more about what Joaquin had to say, then just watch the following brief video!

Jolie and the Leg still not talking

By the way for those waiting for some closure on the Jolie vs Leg story the two are still together, though Jolie say that the Leg is “dead to me!”. So then they’re estranged, rather than separated – like the relationship with her father Jon Voight. Jolie is also threatening to leave the Leg home this year – but that’s probably just an empty threat to keep the Leg in line. The Leg saga is a typical Hollywood story where some one forgets where they came from. Next thing you know the Leg will be doing it’s own good will missions for the UN. Now that might be an exaggeration but I could definitely see the damned thing endorsing a presidential candidate or pitching a reality TV pilot – possibly even releasing it’s own sex tape! So Jolie just wants to remind her leg to dance with the person that brought them to the party.

PS. The subject of Oct 15th’s Wondertrash Comic Con’s brashly shameless Mandy Caruso has made the Daily Mail. Seems that her  Tumblr post – a strong & well written piece – on comic con creepiness has gone semi viral. now Ms Caruso has made the Daily Mail! hit the link to read the article Mandy @ the Mail.

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Anne Hathaway got married

Looks like Adam Shulman finally made an honest woman out of Catwoman. That’s because about 1 year after getting engaged to actress Anne Hathaway, Adam and Anne made it officially oficial. The pair were married at about 5 PM yesterday, at sunset, in Big Sur California. Anne wore a Valentino gown as the pair exchanged vows in a  private ceremony.

If you didn’t see this one coming it’s because Anne played it rewal close to the chest. She kept the location a secret from everyone including the 180 guests, who were shuttled in by mini buses. Read more and see more pix @ Daily Mail.

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