Chantel Jeffries Denies Numerous Arrests After Bieber Drama

Justin Bieber‘s ‘girlfriend’ & her ‘life of crime’

Is Chantel Jeffries fast? Fast enough to hang with Justin Bieber. She was apparently at the ‘scene of the crime’. Or she was near by. Anyway her name has come up in connection with Bieber and his recent misfortunes. So here’s a little more on the mystery lady.

fast enough for ya?

courtesy of HollyscoopTV

Justin Bieber’s new chick Chantel Jeffries is not happy about reports claiming she has a
string of arrests in her past, or the fact that her life is exposed to
the public now that she is dating the Biebes.

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Chantel
Jeffries — who was in the Lambo the night Justin got arrested and in
Panama with him vacationing after the arrest, says the statistics of her
numerous arrests and bad behavior are wrong. A NY newspaper reported
21-year-old Chantel’s past including busts for assault with a deadly
weapon (a knife) and reckless driving. 92 mph in a 70. She finally
speaks and tells TMZ:  “I have not been arrested five times as has been
stated in the media, nor am I guilty of physically assaulting anyone, in
any way shape or form.” Her attorney explains Chantel was arrested when
she was 18 for a misdemeanor assault, but it was ultimately dismissed
due to insufficient evidence. Other than that, he says she’s only had
“traffic violations.” As for complaining about her new public life, she
says:  “I am a full time student who had enjoyed a normal lifestyle,
free from public scrutiny and criticism, until now. What has happened to
me is wrong.”

Back Side Story

ADrianne Palicki shows that Wonder Woman not only has to watch her back, but her back side!
Even Wonder Woman can get cheeky!

You know who else is fast? Gal Gadot. She’s been fast and furious for years before becoming the controversial new Wonder Woman. I say controversial because there has been some’ debate’ about her. Fanboys worry that her boobs aren’t big enough to fulfill their expectations. Others skirt the issue by asking whether she’s muscular enough. Suspicious types question whether they’re really referring to her ‘boob muscles’. If you’ve ever read comics then you know that a super heroines boob muscles are one of her most effective weapons in the battle against evil!

fasten your seat belt

Gadot’s also gotten in a little trouble for some of the ‘racy’ adds she’s done for Israeli upscale dept store Castro’s (if that’s like a Jewish version of Grace Bros then they could have their own TV show!). She did something a couple of years back that showed her naked in an elevator. Everything was pixelated into oblivion. So no one really got to see anything. Still there were some uptight religious types who got their noses, or something, out of joint. Sometimes when religious types get something out of joint over sex it’s lower down on the anatomy and usually right below the belt! I have to blame Gadot on that. You just can’t go around turning on people who can’t handle it!

Gadot’s ass goes rogue!

Gadot is once again proving to be ten thousand volts of current plugged into a 10 watt switchboard. She’s done another ‘racy’ video  for Castro’s that’s once again raising eyebrows, or something. This doesn’t involve vague pixelated nudity. Gadot is fully clothed in some very snug fitting blue jeans. She’s also twerking! Twerking is a bad habit that’s been making the celebrity rounds ever since Miley Cyrus at the VMAs.  Now since GG’s become a big deal she might have got too big for her boots and told Castro’s to go fly a kite. However she acted like a stand up broad and not only did their commercial, but appeared in a recent fashion show for them. Instead of getting credit for being down to earth and a good sport, poor Wonder Woman is getting shit for being too sexy in her latest ad, and is once again forced to defend herself! There have even been some reports filed with the proper government authorities with the intent of getting Gadot’s offending back side – or tush as they call it over there – banned from the airwaves. At least until it learns to behave it’s self in public (Sometimes celebrity body parts develop a life of their own and go rogue – like Angleina Jolie’s leg at the Oscars. In this case however it’s Gadot’s backside.). Now that you’ve got the vague back story, let’s have a look at that ad!

twerking with Wonder Woman

Now that’s what you call Shake & Bake! So it wasn’t Lawrence Welk. It wasn’t a grilled cheese strip tease either. She just got a little ‘cheeky’. Shit, Joey Heatherton was going farther than that on Serta commercials back in the late 60’s – and now a word from our sponsors!

& the legend lives on – whether she’s a perfect sleeper ‘beautiful dreamer awake unto me’. Anyway Gal Gadot didn’t exactly go Pussy Riot or anything. She just wiggled her ass in a TV commercial. Then again they’re not talking about sending her to Siberia – just banning her backside. If there are half as many religious cranks living in Israel as the Gadot protests suggest, then their open line radio shows must be a blast and a half!

Well Wonder Woman is finding out that in the fame game, & even if you’re a former Miss Israel, people will find fault. Either your tits are too small, or your ass is too big! Hang in there Wonder Woman! Is the world ready for you, and the magic that you do?

Now to leave you with some more vintage television commercial circa 1973. It was a simpler time, America struggled to come to terms with a President who did some mildly illegal stuff, Archie Bunker challenged ignorance by personifying it for Norman Lear, & back when Jim Rockford had just moved into the trailer! Let’s climb into the wayback machine for about ten minutes for some time travel nostalgia!

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