Another Manic Monday

Hunger games

Remember when Gisele Bundchen said all mothers should be forced to breast feed, and by international law if necessary? As extreme as a world wide task force of ‘boob police‘ sounds (and Alex Jones I hope you’re reading!), Mad Men star January Jones – no relation to Alex I assume – has one upped GB. Jan eats her own placenta! Jan gave birth to a child called Xander last September – & resisted the temptation to name the child September. Then she had the placenta dried, ground, and put in pill form. Says JJ “I have a great doula who makes sure I’m eating well, with vitamins and teas, and with placenta capsulation. Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins. It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas.” The 34-year-old actress adds, “It’s not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!

The above number comes to use via the aptly named Celebrity Baby Scoop!

Dirty Harry

Remember when everyone said that Prince Harry was seeing Pipa Middleton, sister of the Duchess of Middleton Kate? Harry was like “No way man!” and smirked about it. Well he might be telling the truth. Harry was at his cousin Princess Eugenie’s recent birthday party and some how Chelsy Davy got invited. Well the two took to chatting and making really chummy. So that has some folk, like the good people at the Mail Online saying that there’s gonna be some kind of reunion. Well they don’t as much say it as leave it to be inferred. Brit Tabs have gotta be so careful since the whole phone hacking scandal that took out The News Of The World!

The Mail does quote lots of folks who claim that Harry would be happy to get back with CD. Actually they quote an unnamed Palace Insider, who says – ‘Prince Harry was there and so was Chelsy. ‘Clearly they are still close. They appeared at ease with each other and were chatting happily together. ‘Whether they have rekindled their relationship is anyone’s guess but they certainly seemed very friendly.’

Actually they didn’t say that to the Mail. They said it to the Sunday Express. But the point is that the pair are gettin’ friendly again. For instance Chelsy has been giving Harry some jewelry, like a necklace. Harry has kept the necklace on his person during a recent trip to Brazil, where he kept it tucked away inside his shirt every day, like some kind of fetish! At least that’s what another source told the Daily Star. So what can gossip followers take away from this? That the Mail had better get with it cause other sources are beating them to the punch, especially with those loose lipped palace insiders shooting their mouths off!

BTW in case you’re not sure which one Chelsy is, she’s the one who used to have that awful orange tan!

Stay Fried!

remember when Amanda Seyfried was the ugly duckling to Megan Fox‘s fox in Jennifer’s Body? Well things have changed since then. Megan Fox is no longer the next Angelina Jolie (in fact Angelina Jolie is rapidly becoming the next Megan Fox – film acting can be a cruel racket!). As for Seyfried she’s blossomed from ugly ducking into Josh Hartnett’s girlfriend! JustJarred reports that the pair were out and about together in West Hollywood and even brought along their dogs! It’s not just JustJarred reporting this. A friend of Hartnett’s told US Weekly that “Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they’ve just been hanging out.” So there! Also they were hooked up by a friend back in January.

It’s Clobberin’ Time!

Youn probably heard about Kim Kardashian getting flour bombed at an event she was hyping at the London Hotel; in Hollywood. It seems like no one likes Kim anymore since she got involved in that hook up with Kris Humphries which she swears was for love even though it only lasted 72 days and she made a ton out of reality TV deals on the thing. People just got so suspicious.

Maybe that’s why now seemed like a good time for Kim to launch a new fragrance called True Reflection, instead of Something Smells Fishy! Well one of those jealous haters snuck up behind Kim with a big sack of flour and let her have it! That lead to a lot of headlines about Kim being humiliated, and basically looking ridiculous.

The mystery woman was originally held by authorities for using food stuffs with intent and then let go. Kimmo didn’t want to press charges and preferred to put it behind her, like her career, her reputation, and her big fat ass on which everything was based but which didn’t break her fall! Taking the classy route might’ve gotten her a modicum of respect – & these days she needs every modicum that she can get; but Kimmo quickly had a change of heart. She’s now contemplating pressing charges against the woman she describes as a bully. No word on whether the flour was salvaged and put to some non celebrity use, like feeding folks; but after a brush with Kimbo that tainted product must be less appetizing than January Jones placenta!

BY the way anyone remember scandalous Brit Tab Page 3 girl Katie Jordan Price? Well she’s back and she’s dirtier than ever!

Update 9:30 EST: Lainey of Lainey Gossip was several hours behind our curve on the Prince Harry Chelsy Davy story. In fact she was about 12 hours behind. She just posted something about 2 hours ago! It’s okay to be the “Mail Online” to Wondertrash’s “Beat You To The Punch”.

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