Chris Hedges: Americans Are Living a Fantasy – The Illusion of Love, Wisdom, Happiness

wondertrash in the land of milk & honey

Is the entertainment industry based on make believe? Actors play dress up, “just like tards” as Jennifer Aniston told Regis Philbin. You can off set aging by getting a plastic surgery over haul. Thier aspirational personalities set a fine example for the rest of us. However & according to Pulitzer prize winning journalist Chris Hedges, we live in a culture of make believe. Make believe has it’s inherent dangers. So let’s take a little time to consider the larger issues at work by watching the following highly informative video!

In other news Thinkprogress is reporting that Justin Bieber could get deported (by Esther Yu-Hsi Lee) because his most recent vandalism spree racked up $20 000 in damages. Anything over $400 is a felony conviction, and convicted felons can get deported. So what got into him? According to TMZ Biebs uses some heavy duty cough syrup with codeine added! So he’s become drug addled and violent, if rumours are to be believed. Just like Little Alex in A Clockwork Orange! That pack of droogs he hangs with prob ain’t helping either. Bunch of damned enablers.


Who’s gonna cut Bieber some slack? He is young. So some hi spirits are expected. Still a full onslaught egg assault on a neighbor’s house is taking it a bit far. If you’re gonna go engaging in random acts of vandalism then try doing some thing creative. Like maybe a bit of graffiti art. The thing about graffiti art is that about half the people think it brightens up urban landscapes. That includes the property owners who’s premises get tagged. Some graffiti artists even get acclaimed! Like that Dr Cyclops guy, or whoever he is, down in New York City! Start with some Che Guevara stencils, add some catchy slogans like watching the watchers, and then work up to more ambitious projects like portraits of disgraced presidents sprayed onto condemned buildings. Who knows where that could lead (possibly fine & imprisonment). There’s a fine line between trash and wonder, but you ought a know the difference.

there's a fine line between trash and wonder
Is Wonder, like love, happiness, and wisdom, wherever you find it?

BTW TMZ is doing full blanket coverage of the Bieber with the whole 9 yards – vandalism, codeine cough syrup, and cross country stripper binges! He reputedly blew about $75 000 on the stripper binge – if you remember his South American fiasco then you know he likes to follow up vandalism sprees with trips to the bordello, or in this case strip club.

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Jennifer Aniston pregnant?

Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? According to Star mag she is cause they put it right out there on their cover, with no question marks to qualify it! Read more @ Jennifer Aniston “Pregnant” For Real?http://bit.ly/TLghGG

Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? She is if supermarket tabloids canb be believed

Aniston may, or may not, be pregnaqnt but others, like Scarlett Johansson, are still trying ot get lucky! In Scarlett’s case she’s trying with the help of an eye catching and discreetly placed tattoo!

with jennifer anioston pregnant others like scarlett johansson are still trying to get lucky, sometimes with the help of eyecatching and discreetly placed tattoos

So congrats to Jen on finally getting knocked up – allegedly.

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Joaquin Phoenix calls Oscars total utter bullshit

Joaquin Phoenix is still the new Charlie Sheen

According to Phillip Seymour Hoffman his co star Joaquin Phoenix is a life force. He is also a mighty voice of Wondertrash. That’s because Phoenix has been nominated, yet again, for an Academy Award and has been pretty vocal in his opinions about it.

cosplayers without a cause

Now Phoenix has been pretty vocal in his opinions period. That actor seems to have some doubts about the acting profession. He might even share Robert Mitchum‘s view that acting isn’t a suitable job for  an adult. Bob wasn’t alone in his sentiments. ‘We play dress up for a living, just like tardsJennifer Aniston said to Reigs Philbin during a daytime TV interview. Phoenix went farther than either with his mockumentary I’m Still Here (well worth watching!) which seemed to be mildly disparaging of an industry that claims creativity but treats actors like meat puppets. Once again “meat parade” was the phrase George C Scott coined to describe the event he was reluctant to participate in. Now with all that meaty dressing up and parading around these negative Nellies are making the Academy Awards sound like Comic Con or something – except that Comic Con has gained a surprising amount of credibility lately!

hoopla out of proportion

So that brings us to the latest occurrence of Joaquin Phoenix. As mentioned Phoenix just got Oscar nominated for his latest movie. Now in Hollywood everyone acts like the Academy Awards are the annual second coming or something. It’s about shiny chrome phallic looking statuettes, pretty dresses, great hair, fake smiles, credible silicone & incredible botox, mutual admiration, and all the other things we use to define what’s important in life – & don’t forget really eye catching shoes because that’s what separates the winners from those who only show or place!

So now you know why they wish ’em – “Break a leg

So the Awards can get blown way out of proportion – like Angelina Jolie almost divorced her leg last year after it made a fool of her at the Awards. She was eventually talked down to amputation, and then to the even less drastic option of a tattoo, placed on some other part of the body. So with some other body part getting the attention the leg should get the hint and realize it was way out of line. Of course unnamed sources close to the actress say that there were other issues between Jolie and The Leg, like when it got it’s own twitter account. Then there were the rumors that the Leg was cutting an independent deal with People Magazine of lucrative picture rights. Maybe she was only jealous after the leg got it’s own stalker. So with everything getting so blown out of proportion that’s where Joaquin Phoenix comes in, by trying to put all this hoopla into proportion.

it’s always trick or treat in Halloween Hollywood

So he naturally had some colorful things to say about the awards – like it’s retarded. Now that’s not what he said, I’m paraphrasing to give you the gist of it. What he said was that the Oscars are complete bullshit that pit people against each other. He also described them as a big stinky carrot. Well he didn’t say stinky, but he did call ’em a carrot. He then went on to say that they’re the worst tasting carrot that he ever tasted. I think what he’s trying to say is that Hollywood success has a slightly shitty flavour. It’s alright if you have a taste for it. It might be rough trying to acquire a taste for it though. Now his statements might sound a bit rough. Perhaps he just meant that they should change the Awards ceremony date so that it falls on Halloween? It would be even more incentive to dress up, but wardrobe malfunctions and fashion faus paxs would be less noticeable in a general trick or treat atmosphere. Let’s just say that Joaquin was slightly irritated.

If you wanna heart more about what Joaquin had to say, then just watch the following brief video!

Jolie and the Leg still not talking

By the way for those waiting for some closure on the Jolie vs Leg story the two are still together, though Jolie say that the Leg is “dead to me!”. So then they’re estranged, rather than separated – like the relationship with her father Jon Voight. Jolie is also threatening to leave the Leg home this year – but that’s probably just an empty threat to keep the Leg in line. The Leg saga is a typical Hollywood story where some one forgets where they came from. Next thing you know the Leg will be doing it’s own good will missions for the UN. Now that might be an exaggeration but I could definitely see the damned thing endorsing a presidential candidate or pitching a reality TV pilot – possibly even releasing it’s own sex tape! So Jolie just wants to remind her leg to dance with the person that brought them to the party.

PS. The subject of Oct 15th’s Wondertrash Comic Con’s brashly shameless Mandy Caruso has made the Daily Mail. Seems that her  Tumblr post – a strong & well written piece – on comic con creepiness has gone semi viral. now Ms Caruso has made the Daily Mail! hit the link to read the article Mandy @ the Mail.

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Angelina Jolie goes to new extremes

Angelina Jolie grows beard – it was either that or run for president as an independent!


Angelina Jolie has done just about everything she can conceivably do to shock her audience. For instance she’s dated her brother – allegedly, she’s married Billy Bob Thornton, she’s worn vials of human blood around her neck, gotten tattooed, adopted kids, stolen Brad Pitt from poor Jennifer Aniston, and dabbled in bondage. She’s done everything short of getting a sex change, and now she’s coming to the verge of that. Behold this recent picture of Angelina Jolie sporting a full and lustrous beard. You may wonder what the fuck got into her, but unnamed sources say that she hopes it will focus more attention on her full sensuous lips. Plus it couldn’t be any more ludicrous than the leg thing at the Oscars!

Now every time Jolie pulls one of her kooky stunts it tends to get widely animated among the celeb set. So do you think that this could trigger some kind of celebrity female beard trend?

YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE CELEBS WITH BEARDS


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Kanye West in Love With Kim Kardashian?

More sad sexy stories

Beep, beep!

Yesterday Wondertrash brought you the sad story for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. It seems that when ever Jen starts seeing some one it turns into a sad story but this time it was worse. Jen apparently got hen pecky and controlling ot the point that she’s slowly and painfully eating Theroux alive. The rumours are so bad that you can look for Jen to start shopping for special orthopedic shoes she can force Theroux to wear, thereby hobbling him and thwarting any possibility of escape! After that it’ll just be a matter of adding braces and some extra thick goggle glasses and he’ll be the funniest looking kid in class. You know the kind of a mess over possessive mothers can make. However if Theroux can develop some appropriately nerdy new interests, like documentary film making – then this bad turn might pay of in geek credibility! Or he could just run like hell assuming that his radio tracking transmitter hasn’t yet been installed & he still can!

the moral of the story is better safe than sorry

The moral of the story is that when it comes to romance men never learn. That’s because testosterone causes brain damage! It impairs the cognitive functions so that no matter how many close calls a man has he still thinks that he can keep getting away with it, instead of realizing that his luck’s about to run out!

Gettin’ lucky or just fucky fucky?

Speaking of luck running out the subject of today’s post kind of proves the men never learn with sex idea. He’s Kanye West. Now KWest has one strike against him from the word go and that’s a fondness for booze. You’ll probably remember way back when Taylor Swift was just some chick with an overbite that Kayne made a spectacle of himself over her at the MTV Awards. After an evening of knocking back the Hennessy’s Kayne hopped up on stage during Swift’s award acceptance and cried “foul“. That incident prompted the President to refer to him as a “jackass“. The little buck toothed country singer got a lot of sympathy out of that and it paid off in career dividends too!

low profiles in high places

Kayne had to keep a low profile for awhile after first performing the necessary public mea culpa’s. The situation was bad but not critical. He didn’t go off like Mel Gibson or anything. He didn’t do anything mugshot worthy. So his image was theoretically salvageable. Rehab might even be bypassed. All he had to do was straighten up and fly right, and keep his nose clean from there on in.

when the ice berg met the love boat

Well Kayne might be in immanent jeopardy of screwing up his last chance. See the thing is that West’s nose has allegedly found one of the dirtiest places it could possibly get into, and that’s Kim Kardashian. Rumours are that they’re seeing each other and that Kayne’s serious enough to use a four letter word about it – starting with “L”. Now Kardashian is like an ice berg in search of a cruise liner so the best advice Kayne might get is “Jump back, Jack!

short, informative, & flirting with disaster

Here’s a short informative video on Kayne’s decision to flirt with disaster.

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Jennifer Aniston is slowly hen pecking Justin Theroux to death!

a little tittle tattle

There are new disturbing reports about Jennifer Aniston‘s love life. Now she’s had a long string of misery ever since Brad Pitt ran away with the homewrecker. However if the tittle tattle about her Justin Theroux affair can be believed, then Angelina Jolie was involved in more of an intervention than a Pittnapping. Now Jenny’s been through a long dry spell so a little over compensation can be expected, but what you’re about to her could make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up on end – especially if you’ve been in one of those relationships.

short pants romance

According to a variety of sources like such as In Touch among others and quoted by celeb gossip site Gossip Cop – they bust bad dish – the Theroux Affair is starting out like Seymour & Agnes Skinner and in danger of blossoming into some kind of Norman Bates arrangement! Quoting heavily from InTouch though disavowing any sympathy with the mag’s editorial line, CG’s post refers to Aniston ‘mothering‘ Theroux. Mothering means “calling all the shots” & “wearing the pants“. Specifically this means that Aniston is interfering with Theroux in such ways as deciding which of his little friends he’s allowed to go out to play with. Specifically there’s some East Coast crowd that she considers to be some kind of bad influence. She keeps them at bay by preventing Theroux from wandering away. So when they have a play date Aniston books the restaurant. Choice gives control! That might not be so bad except unnamed sources also claim that she picks the entrees, cuts his meat, and wipes his chin!

Life is such a mess that he’s going bald from stress!

Then there’s the hair issue. Seems that Theroux is starting to lose it. So Aniston has whipped up some special shampoo in a touchingly GOOPy move to help stem the receding tide. She’s also enlisted celebrity stylist Chris MacMillian to come up with some kind of camouflage makeover to disguise the ravages of romance on the poor man’s scalp. The comb over is a ‘reaction’, & has only ever made a bad situation worse. In many cases it is only treating the symptom instead of the underlying cause of male pattern baldness – estrogen allergy!

Hope the blood on that signature ain’t dried yet!

All this got stirred up a couple of months ago when it was reported, and then denied, that Theroux had joined up with Aniston’s agents – CAA. Now that story has been allegedly discredited, but it would fit the whole Mama Carlson pattern emerging. Booking Theroux up with her agents would give her major influence over his burgeoning career, by determining what world he gets and who he gets to work with, and thereby what professional contacts he builds up. It’s taking charge of the whole professional networking issue by putting herself in a position to direct the traffic. So if he doesn’t want to cooperate, then he’s decided that he doesn’t want a career either! Of course and as stated, Theroux hasn’t officially sold his soul.

missing links

It would be easy to be judgmental about Jen, especially if you’ve seen that Misery movie with Kathy Bates & James Caan. For one thing these are only rumours. Rumours practically beg you to jump to a conclusion (That’s because they leave out so many steps that they require a leap of faith to follow the story. If you don’t watch your step you can even get stuck in a suspension of disbelief!).

Kathy Bates & Norman Bates & Little Lambsy Ivy

Besides it’s been a rough few years for Jen. She hasn’t been a happily married woman since, well grunge was a popular alternative musical style! There have been a number of close calls and near misses with guys like Gerry Butler. However the countdowns got scrubbed before things got off the launching pad! No trip around the moon and no happily ever after splash down. So maybe after finally finding some one she really likes Jen has decided that this one won’t get away ever. That wouldn’t make it the first time in human history that a guy’s *wings* got clipped by an insecure & overbearing woman. On the bright side now they get to be *friends* forever – unless Justy can invest in an effective pair of sneakers. Then the show can be transformed from Mama Knows Best into a Roadrunner episode!

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

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Alex Jones goes off on Angelina Jolie!

Alex Jones thinks that Angelina Jolie is some kind of Illuminati spy. Well that’s not exactly what he said. His own words were closer to ‘an empty husk of a woman who looks like a dead carp and is possessed by demonic entities’! He called her other names to like a ‘ring wraith’, and a ‘globalist whore’. Also he feels that even though she’s supposed to be attractive, she actually is a cunning vampire who looks like a reanimated corpse. Plus she breaks up marriages and steals kids. Oh yeah, she’s also got blood on her hands and should be arrested for war crimes.

So what got into Alex? Well he takes exception to her whole Kony thing. Alex feels that Kony is a minor warlord who hasn’t been seen in years. He might even be scarcer than Bin Laden. So the whole Kony fuss is just a pretext – Alex says – for some African invasion. To do that a pretext is needed – something that the public can get behind. Since Uganda doesn’t have weapons of mass destruction, or a nuclear program, something else is needed. In this case is the kind of heel that even Hollywood heroines hate. So Jolie would thing it was sexy if you went in and killed Kony for her. Or that supposedly is the spin.

Don’t take my word for it. You can hear Alex say it for himself. During his daily broadcast Jones ‘went ballistic’ on the subject of Angelina Jolie, Kony, the globalist agenda, and the United Nations – that well known front for the Council on Foreign Relations, which is in turn a front for the Rothschild World Order; depending on which side you tilt your tinfoil hat. His rant got youtubed, and here it is submitted for your entertainment – since approval might be asking a lot.

Now those are some strong words, and the kind of talk Chelsea Handler wishes she had the guts to say out loud. Still don’t be too hard on Alex. He and Jennifer Aniston share a boirthday – Feb 11, and those Aquarians stick together! It’s a conspriacy thing. Besides ever since Jolie made a spectacle of hers elf at the Oscars, with her dress and her telescopic extendable leg (too bad it wasn’t also retractable), the poor woman has become a popular target. I’d say she’s become unpopular put I like to put it in more positive terms. So now that she’s a lightening rod for controversy she’s may come in handy for attracting attention – even only as a ‘useful idiot’ in the wild world of conspiracy radio. Still asking for her arrest on war crimes is a bit harsh. Maybe Jones would settle for some kind of sexy gag order being slapped on Jolie?

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