Gossip Girl gets dirty

LEIGHTON MEESTER plays Gossip Girl on TV. Her personal life is pure Jerry Springer. For one thing she was born behind bars to mom Constance while Connie was serving a drug rap. There’s no shame in that since you can’t help the circumstances of your birth – as alleged American Barack Obama might tell you. However what Meester might deserve full credit for is keeping up her fine family traditions for years and right up tothe present.

For one thing Meester and her mom have a tense relationship. That’s lead to at least one court case. See when the Meese made it big she promised her mom that she’s look after her. That’s what mom says in a law suit against her daughter. According to mom once Meester got her fat ass on easy street she promoted reneged on all those sweet talk promises faster than you can say “hope” and “change” “you can believe in” – “and this time I really mean it!”.

Mom claims that her daughter has canceled Connie’s med insurance – $10 000 per month. That’s bad cause Connie’s got Hep C. The treatment comes to $5000 per month. She’s also got a sick son – Leighton’s younger brother Alexander, and she’s got a house in foreclosure. That has Connie calling out her daughter as “malicious“. That’s cause Leighton hasn’t lifted one selfish finger to help out. In fact the most effort she’s made is to throw her mother to thte ground and beat her repeatedly with a bottle – according to mom. That happened back in Dec according to Connie’s law suit.

Naturally Leighton has a different story. For one thing she wasn’t born in prison but in a halfway house! For another her mom is a loser and a dead beat. She was always bad news and so you can’t beleive one word that come sout of her mouth. Like the deal about her brother. Meester says she used to pitch in $7500 per month. Leighton said she had to stop helping out with that cause mom was blowing the money on plastic surgery and botox! She also helped herself to some hair extensions.

Leighton, or her attorney on her behalf, say that Leighton did this out of the goodness of her heart. She was under no obligation to do so. This is because there is absolutely no contract between mother and daughter about who would pay what. Connie maintains that she’s owed something for sacrificing her happiness and fulfillment to make Leighton the selfish ungrateful bitch she is today. Leighton maintains that mom is a dead beat who doesn’t make any attempt to support herself. She prefers to sponge off of her daughter. That’s when she’s not swiping pain meds from her son. She pulled that stunt after the lad – Lex – was recovering from brain surgery. That got mentioned in Leighton’s counter suit.

So push has come to shove in a legal battle that not even Judge Judy could resolve. Even Dr. Laura‘s capacity for shaming and moralizing might be strained to the limit by such a situation. Both combatants seem committed to tearing the other a new arse hole with a kind of ferocity we haven’t seen since Anne Nicole Smith took on her own mom Virgie on national TV. So this thing could get drawn out and involve a lot of shit slinging. That is unless both parties come to their senses, path it up, and get along like family. Or unless mom has some dirt that she can hold over her famous daughter’s head. Maybe you better brace yourself for a Leighton Meester Sex Tape!

BTW Connie has more than vague recrimination. She claims that she kept track of all the cash she spent turning her daughter into a stuck up cunt. Cash spent on shit like acting classes. There were also some private schools. So the total comes out to $230 000. If that list is itemized then Connie’s got a strong case, as daytime TV court show viewers will realize.
For some amusing commentary on this sad case head over to DListed, where the guy who coined the phrase “White Oprah” calls out Connie as a Shameless Whore Mother who wants to charge Leighton for renting out her womb. Not to jump to conclusions but he sounds like he’s on Team Leighton.

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