Angelina Jolie’s Leg Has Twitter Page

“getting off on the right foot”

One way or another the Oscars wound up being about Angelina Jolie. That’s because she’s got more charisma in her right leg than other performers have in their whole bodies! Hopefully the left leg won’t get jealous or anything. You know how show business can be – rough and competitive. You’ve got to tread lightly even when you get off on the right foot!

PS. I’ve been trying to reach Jolie’s right leg for some comment, but so far the limb’s publicist has not responded. it may be busy considering a reality TV project or something. So I’m pitching the possibility of a tell all unauthorized biography to the left leg. Who else would know all the dirt, and have more reason to tell?

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