Horror Express Free Full Length Classic Horror Movie

In today’s Wondertrash -Mr Rogers off his meds, extraterrestrial cavemen, and Kate Beckinsale‘s ass!

today’s creature feature has everything except a cat suit – I tried!

Now for Wondertrash Sunday Afternoon Cinema. Today’s feature is Horror Express starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Now Lee is kind of a legend in horror films. You’ll remember him as tall dark & creepy – like Vincent Prince but with more sex appeal (no offense Vincent if you’re out there listening). Vincent was more of you’re friendly neighborhood undertaker, or a Fred Rodgers gone off of his meds. Christopher Lee really was spooky, at least in his films. So sit back for about 90 mins and ride the horror express!

Now this little doozy really runs the gamut horror wise. Christopher Lee plays a fellow of the royal society who believes he has discovered the remains of the missing link some where in Shanghai. Naturally he has it crated for shipment by rail, so he can bring it back to England. He espeically wants to run the nose of his academic rival Peter Cushing in his discovery. Unfortunately Lee was unaware of what happens when science meets superstition in B movies, even though he was fair warned by a polish priest and ‘spiritual advisor’ (a von Helsing type character?). Things take a strange turn when the creature breaks loose and starts killing people, but not before draining their minds of knowledge and memory. Before it’s over an extra terrestrial angle is exposed, dating back to man’s pre history!

Now I can’t give anymore away except to say that the creature in the crate is not Kate Beckinsale in a catsuit – which would’ve really added some nitro to the fuel feed! You can add that in for yourselves via imagination if you feel the need. Just think of her stalking around, catching people unawares, and draining the essence out of them. Don’t say you haven’t had the fantasies! However the film does have Telly Savalas, if that’s any consolation!

That script wouldn’t have needed much modification to have been a 4 part Tom Baker Dr Who series – complete with the tardis stowed away in the luggage compartment of the train. Incidentally Christopher Lee would’ve made a fantastic film Dr Who back in the 60’s to early 70’s. Think about it!

Cast Christopher Lee … Professor Sir Alexander Saxton Peter Cushing … Dr. Wells Alberto de Mendoza … Father Pujardov Telly Savalas … Captain Kazan Julio Peña … Inspector Mirov Silvia Tortosa … Countess Irina Petrovski Ángel del Pozo … Yevtushenko Helga Liné … Natasha Alice Reinheart … Miss Jones José Jaspe … Conductor Konev George Rigaud … Count Marion Petrovski Víctor Israel … Maletero – the Baggage Man Faith Clift … American Passenger (credited as Faith Swift) Juan Olaguivel … the Creature (credited as Juan Olaguibel) Barta Barri … First Telegraphist

Leaving you with a very happy ending 😉

Disappointment about not seeing Kate Beckinsale in her catsuit is understandable. Especially after it got metnioned so many times. It’s just once she comes up it’s very very difficult to put her back down. KAte Bewckinsale can be highly addictive that way. So to soften someof that disappointment here’s Kate Beckinsale doing yoga, or maybe twerking. Either way she’s bent over and wiggling her ass around!

Kate Beckinsale is the only way to twerk!
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Mila Kunis – Sexiest Woman Alive on Esquire Magazine 2012

Mila KunisSexiest Woman Alive on Esquire Magazine 2012

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More Hunger Games Outrage

What is the most abundant resource on earth? Bullshit!

George Mr Sulu Takei recently tweeted some Hunger Games comments that are so similar to my own sentiments that I could almost believe he’s been reading Wondertrash! Kudos to Sulu for getting to the real point!

check your palm flower – & be sure you’re still with the Green Party

What I don’t get is why those teens didn’t renew on carousel! Now there finished for ever. Besides most of them were yellows. Greens at most. They were years away from turning red, let alone blinking! Perhaps they might have considered running!

I like Icke

If science fiction has taught us anything it’s that the future is a savage place. That’s cause nostalgia ain’t what it used to be. If you’ve been listening to the conspiracy theorists, like David Icke, then you understand the fiendish agenda behind movies like The Hunger Games. Of course it’s predictive programming.

There’s a reasonable explanation, & then there’s the truth!

The thing is that society is ruled by blood drinking child sacrificing lizards from another dimension. That’s where the myth of vampires – which are getting so popular recently what with Kate Beckinsale sashaying around in her skin tight cat suit & tarted up like Erin Esurance with fangs, or Robert Pattison & Kristen Stewart with their slightly creepy goth puppy – come from. Vampires used to be ugly brutes, like Nosferatu in the black & white film. They might be played by legendary Hollywood Creep Actors like Peter Lore or Bela Lugosi. Now they’re played by B Movie Queens & hot teens. It’s an attempt to make them cool, & sell the agenda to the masses.

New World Disorder – truth is stranger than fiction and reality is a trip!

The agenda is more than blood drinking, but that’s a big part of it. The reason these beasts got hooked on human blood is because when it’s loaded with stress hormones it becomes a powerful drug to these reptoids. It’s like meth x1000! So naturally they can’t get enough of the stuff. The problem is how to keep the humans wound up enough to make sure that they favorite brand of Red Bull packs the right punch. So they destabilize society to keep people in a constant state of fear an uncertainty. Plus they keep us in a state of contention, until we literally define ourselves by conflict and competition – just like The Hunger Games!

college taught me nothing – everything I know I learned from tin foil hat media!

So we’re not in Kansas anymore. Just imagine what we don’t know! We can see for ourselves that our world is being transformed before our very eyes into something surreal. It’s a programming of terra forming that’s changing our world from our home into theirs in much the same way that the Europeans stole North America from the Indians and then build their own weird matrix upon it! It happened slowly and insidiously. By the time the Indians got around to futile rebellion, it was too damned late. With the bizarre changes that have been creeping upon us you could almost believe that some star ship of reptilians actually found it’s way here some time in the not too distant past, and that the visitors have been disguising themselves and taking over behind the scenes in a strategy that circumvents any direct conflict. Stealth is so much more effective.

invasion of the star people & the holographic agenda

The agenda of stealth relies heavily on perception management and image manipulation. Holography as David Icke calls it. That’s not so far out. A movie is merely the technique (& you can’t call it an art) of projecting a false image (Even Johnny Depp refers to his on screen image as “it”, and like to remains ‘profoundly ignorant’ to distance himself from the celluloid creature. Of course all successful movie stars are MK Ultra programmed multiplies with butterfly mind control, but that’s another story and Fritz Springmeier tells it best! Needless to say if you’re an aspiring actor or actress going out on auditions then be sure to wear a butterfly pin and you’ll be in like Flynn, but be warned. If you wear the emblem of the cult and you aren’t a programmed monarch slave, then you soon will be once you’ve attracted their attention. They’ll suspect you wore their butterfly symbol because you know something. Knowing something makes you dangerous – which is why so many get marginalized as ‘crazy’ conspiracy theorists. Then you’ll be whisked off for some impromptu brainwashing to make you one of Hollywood’s obedient little zombies. Before you know it you be in some back room in some abandoned studio lot, spaced out on LSD, blindfolded and ball gagged while an electric cattle prod is repeated shoved up your ass. So Julia Voth be warned – that sport of thing happens in the entertainment industry all the time!). So naturally the reptilians have infiltrated entertainment – where they are masters of appearing to be other than what they are, news media, the music industry, politics, and basically every other form of human entertainment. That way they can toy with our consciousness by slipping their embedded hidden messages in. So children are taught that hunting each other for sport is heroic and cool!

tricked into pretending and make believe games

The point is that everyone knows that something is wrong with the entertainment industry but no one is sure just what it is. Some people think that its’ just a bunch of shallow greedy low key psychopaths who found a way to sublimate their anti social urges for fun and profit, quietly working their way up the food chain in the process. Others think that it has to be way more serious than that, possibly involving star ships and dimensional portals. I’d have written of the reptilians theory has far fetched but there has been confirmation. Hunter S Thompson saw people morphing into lizards during a trip to Las Vegas while he was stoned out of his mind. They point is that something has to be done about this ‘ cultural poisoning’ and as usual the best thing to do is nothing. Turn off, tune out, and drop out! When you’ve lost touch too much it’s about as much as you can do! Anyone who decides not to show up at work on Monday has my blessing!

the only choice is to refuse and live among the ruins

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