Kim Kardashian flour bomb VIDEO

the fur is flying over flour power

A few days ago Kim Kardashian got flour bombed while hyping her True Reflections perfume. True reflection is actually billed as a fragrance. I’m not exactly sure what the difference between a perfume and a fragrance is, except about 50 bucks. Anyway Kimmo was flogging her sweet smell of success when something unanticipated happened. She got sacked. A mystery woman walked casually up behind the realty TV star while she was smiling away unsuspectingly, and some how managed to get close enough to her to dump flour on her. This despite Kim’s ‘wide load’. Then again Kim’s rear end has kept people at an ‘indiscreet distance’. Pictures of the incident made the Internet, but people really wanted to see the video – here it is!

So what’s the deal? Kim originally wanted to let bygones be bygones. That would’ve been a classy move that might have earned her a smidgen of respect. Kim quickly changed her mind. She decided that she’d been bullied and so should contemplate pressing charges. After some contemplation maybe she can move on to consideration.

de ja who?

The mystery woman is not a garden variety bully, and less of a mystery. She’s a militant PETA supporter who has something against Kim other than what the rest of America has against her. Probably something to do with fur. The flour should’ve been a tip off to the PETA connection since that’s one of their patented stunts. They flour bombed Lindsay Lohan a few years ago and Lindz took it with more grace and aplomb than Kim is (some said that Lindz wasn’t too aware at the time and went later discovered that she was covered with an unexplained white powder simply thought nothing off it). The whole PETA connection has gotten a bad reaction from the Kardashians. Khloe, unless it was the other one (it’s getting hard to keep them straight but the other girl’s name also begins with “K”), recently tweeted that PETA ‘was dead’ to her.

when maximizing exposure is a win win, for everyone except the audience

Now if anyone knows as much or more about famewhoring it’s PETA. So naturally they’ve swooped down on this opportunity like a bird of prey. They’ve offered to pay the mystery woman’s legal fees (though if it works out like their animal rescues then the poor woman will be quietly euthanized). They’ve also issued a plethora of press statements like such as – “We don’t believe Kim would be so shortsighted as to go after this woman, but if she does, we’ll definitely look at how to maximise exposure to the cruel fur industry, and that could mean defending the activist if she wishes.” They sent that too Celebuzz. Also “How much better it would be if she decided to evolve and enhance her image by donating her vulgar furs and exotic-animal skins to the homeless.” Probably a bad idea since it’s hard to credibly panhandle in a fur coat. As for maximizing exporsure, Kim could give PETA lessons on that – like it’s more a game of strip poker than Texas Hold’em.

What did we do to deserve this?

While Kim, who was gonna let things slide is as mentioned rethinking it – probably sees a publicity opportunity of the kind even porn tapes and reality TV can’t provide – “I am just going to think about it, because I don’t want someone to think they can really get away with that. So we are going to handle that.” So it’ll keep her from resorting to Wrestle-mania (where she might have to grapple Carmen Electra in a no holds barred hard core “reality TV match” for a shot at Paris Hilton & then the eventual Pam Anderson title match. Pam can be played by Trish Stratus for a reasonable “image franchise” fee. R U listening Vince McMahon?!)! It’s not bad for PETA either since the Occupy Movement stole their thunder, after the economy collapsed. So what can you say about a Kim Kardashian vs PETA media grudge match? It’s a marriage made in reality TV heaven. Kris Humphries was never so well suited to her needs.

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Kim Kardashian Donating Wedding Gifts

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Attention bloggers – be more ultracrepidarian!

We get a hard time for being part of the fringe media. That’s because when no one pays you for what you do others don’t take that very seriously. That’s just part of living in a materialistic society. You can sometimes compensate for that by coming off all pretentious. In the case of amateurs writers you can turbo charge your vocabulary, & basically vomit up the whole damned thesaurus. With that in mind here’s a list of some rare and obscure words you can try to work into your own blog post so that you can sound more malapert (clever in speech and manner – like how I worked that one in?):

A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words

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Cheiloproclitic – Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc – One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian – Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis – The act of mentally undressing someone.
Gymnophoria – The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
Tarantism – The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.
Autolatry – The worship of one’s self.
Cagamosis – An unhappy marriage.
Gargalesthesia – The sensation caused my tickling.
Capernoited – Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
Lalochezia – The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
Cataglottism – Kissing with tongue.
Basorexia – An overwhelming desire to kiss.
Brontide – The low rumbling of distant thunder.
Grapholagnia – The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
Agelast – A person who never laughs.
Wanweird – An unhappy fate.
Dystopia – Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell.
Petrichor – The smell of dry rain on the ground.
Anagapesis – The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did.
Malapert – Clever in manners of speech.
Duende – Unusual power to attract or charm.
Concilliabule – A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
Strikhedonia – The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”.
Lygerastia – The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out.

Ayurnamat – The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed.
Sphallolalia – Flirtatious talk that leads no where.
Baisemain – A kiss on the hand.
Druxy – Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside.
Mamihlapinatapei – The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.

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