Jessica Biel Finally Wears Her Engagement Ring!

Seal may have taken his engagement ring off (Despite of being married to an amazing woman for a little while longer at least. Seal swore he’d never remove it cause it’s a symbol of how he feels and the connection he shares with Heidi Klum, but then off it came. Then again Seal supposedly has some issues or something.) but Jessica Biel has put hers on. She’s been dating Justin Timberlake for ages now. It’s been so long that people have wondered whether they were ever gonna get to the next stage or just roll along in one of those George Clooney Leo Dicaprio type arrangements. There were even some rumors that Justy’s mom didn’t care for Biel. Her tele-psychic apparently warned her that Jess was bad news or bad mojo or whatever it is when psychic’s warn some one off of a relationship. When Justy continued dragging his heels no one gave him credit for being a devoted son since they figured he was in no hurry to tie the knot with Biel anyway. Well now things have moved into stage two with the rock appearing on Biel’s finger. Still remains to be seen whether they ever make it officially official or not.

Now here’s a brief video on Biel and Dicaprio’s latest relationship developments.

Odd that celebs bother to go through the whole marriage ordeal anyway. Considering their divorce rate it seems like a lot of pointless bullshit. If they skipped the formalities and just kept screwing around until they eventually – and usually more sooner than later – moved on to some one else then it might save a lot of inconvenience. Then again as the gay community has shown us marriage is far from an outmoded institution – regardless of the reticence of Brangelina! Traditionalists really have much to thank the gay community for since back in the 60’s they were predicting that free love would end marriage in about 5 years. They predicted many things back then, largely because they didn’t account for our old friend human nature. I suppose that you can’t blame anyone for optimism. That would be unreasonable for one thing.

Hopefully the toothsome twosome will have a wonderful wedding that will briefly distract us until more interesting celebrity gossip comes along, and you know that it’s coming!

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