MEGAN FOX Welcomes Baby #2!

Did you know Meggers was preggers?

English: Megan Fox at the 2010 Toronto Interna...
Megan Fox at the 2010 Toronto International Film Festival. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

For those of you wondering whatever happened to Megan Fox, she’s still hot. She also got an extra special Valentine’s Day gift! Now this gift is the gift of love, but it’s not the kind of love you can buy with chocolates and flowers, or even diamond rings, because it’s a mother’s love! Schmaltzy enough for you? Then take a look at the following video from our very good friends (only kidding, they’ve got no idea who I am) CelebTV .

Foxy Mama

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Emilia Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen) World’s Most Desirable Woman 2014

Who can turn the world on with a smile?

It’s award season. Everyone likes to stand out. So people are getting acknowledged for having talent, working hard, having low friends in high places, or even merely lifetime achievement. The entertainment industry likes to give feedback so people will know how well they’re doing. So sometimes they even acknowledge what entertainment is about – being really really ridiculously attractive and making a living out of that. Now that’s not my opinion but comes straight out of the industry. Zoolander said it. Maybe it was Megan Fox. The point is that they are both ridiculously good looking and make their respective livings out of that – except for the fact that Zoolander isn’t a real person. Then again it’s the entertainment industry so what does that have to do with anything?

What really matters is that Askmen have compiled a list of the top 99 hotties of 2014. No1 is that Game of Thrones chick Emila Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen, & you can say that again). Now I’ve never seen GoTs. As near as I can reckon it’s a show about power trips, and one of the actors looks like Luke Skywalker. So it sounds like Lord of the Rings on meth or something. You however can get a good look at Emila/Daenerys in the following short video courtesy of Askmen.

Now Emila is a very attractive actress, and this is a great honour; but personally I wouldn’t believe it unless i got it straight from Maxim. They seem to be the authorities on fluff and soft porno. Then again we’ve all got cynical about “World’s Hottests” lists every since Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, and Scarlett Johansson split the honour and the whole thing went the way of World Heavyweight Champion in the now totally defunct sport of boxing. Next year look for more sexy singers like Rihanna and Katy Perry to top the list by backing their beauty with talent & performance – to give it more credibility. You know, the way mixed martial arts filled the boxing void! Coming soon – World’s Hottest Female Athletes!

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Rihanna Posts Chris Brown Bed Pic

This is how you know that Chris Brown and Rihanna are officially back together – Rihanna Tweeted this pic of Chris Brown in bed. It’s nobody’s business but she shared it with us anyway! While Chris face isn’t seen int his picture you can see his tattoos plus the Bart Simpson jacket that he was pictured wearing only hours early that evening. Chris has a strong Bart Simpson theme going on in his life as you can tell by the comforter on his bed.

 From EOnLine.

Milla Jovovich playing Natasha Romanov in Black Widow movie? Now that’s not what I said!


MILLA JOVOVICH – NATASHA ROMANOFF/THE BLACK WIDOW: Milla Jovovich is Russian, looks like Natasha, and is a good actress. As seen in Resident Evil, she can be a badass. Milla Jovovich is ideal for Black Widow,


 More of the news in pictures – Natalie Portman is hard at work filming Thor over in London.  The full name fo the flick is Thor: The Dark World, and it’s out in about 1 year. Actually it’s out on Nov 8th 2013, but there’s really no point in telling you that because you’ll have forgotten what I posted and a bunch of other bloggers and entertainment reporters will have reminded you. In journalism 1st isn’t always as important as latest! It would be as pointless as reminding you that it’s called The Dark World instead of simply Thor because it’s a sequel to one of the numerous films in the whole Avengers related franchise that includes 2 Iron Men and counting, the aforementioned Thor, an Avengers film, and they also have a couple of Hulks. In fact they’ve done everything except a Black Widow flick, which Scarlett Johansson likes to remind people about. She may have a point since this would be another opportunity for Samuel Jackson to pick up another pay check for playing a Nick Fury cameo.  Of course if they hired Milla Jovovich to play Natasha Romanov in the film it might teach Scarlett something about running her mouth in public about Hollywood related business. Anyway the point is that anything I tell you hear could get lost in a lot of unrelated detail before it eventually becomes relevant again – so if you take only one thing away from this then it might be this picture of Nat looking all scruffy and smudgy, like a cat that got lost on a dark & stormy night! That’s more picturesque but less representative than saying hot bag lady in training. 


NAtalie Portman reports for service in London looking like a hot bag lady


Hot BAG Lady of the Enternet


Speaking of hot bag ladies we move on now to the entertainment world’s No 1 Hot BAG Lady and that is BAG’s old lady Megan Fox. AS you may or may not be aware Megan burst forth into public attention by starring in a couple of Michael Bay flicks called the Transformers. She then went on to take over the internet like a computer virus. That’s largely because single men like to look at her – a lot. Other men’s girl friends won’t let them – protecting them from unrealistic expectations. 

Megan’s big mouth


Just when it looked like Firefox might go Skynet and take over the planet in some unintentional form of world domination, Megan’s big mouth stepped in to save the world. People had already had so much of her that they wanted to scream if anyone even mentioned the name “Megan Fox” so the powers that be booked her onto one of those late night chat shows that were so popular a few years back, before Jay Leno allegedly stabbed Conan O Brien in the back, and David Letterman got caught getting friendly with the staff. Those scandals ruined late night talk and Dave’s popular satirical commentary routine (Dave either had to tone the act down or change the name of his show to The Glass House).

“That oughta shut her up!” – Bigfoot in her mouth


The point is that back then late night chat was still relevant and Megan was way over exposed so the two had to get together. Besides Meggers had a picture to promote. Megan made her famous comment “I’m not gonna sit hear and blow smoke up your ass” – Transformers isn’t about the acting”. She also called Michael Bay Hitler. The next time we say Miss Megan in a flick she was gagged and awaiting human sacrifice in Jennifer’s Body – which goes to show that you gotta watch what you say in Hollywood even if you got a mouth on you like Megan’s! Either way she was out of the Transformers franchise. Everyone thought that Bay got ride of her but he swears it wasn’t him and that Steven Spielberg called him up and told him to get ride of Foxy over that Hitler remark. No one was sure what to believe except we did start seeing a lot less of Foxy right after Jonah Hex tanked out at the box office.

post preggers Meggers


Megan Fox was almost briefly Wonder Woman in addition to her other duties a a fan boy dream girl

Megan did go on, so it’s not like she’s sharing a career with Katherine Heigl or anything.  She was briefly almost Wonder Woman! She did some roles in films that got mentioned  but which no one talks about having seen. She also recently had a kid – young Noah Shannon. Meggers was pretty sneaky about that one since the child was a month old before anyone knew she had delivered. That left folk wanting to know how motherhood had changed Megan Fox. She did post a very gracious letter to her fans on Facebook in which she expressed her gratitude for participating in the miracle of motherhood. That’s probably not what people meant  and were more interested in “how does she look?” meaning “has she still got it??” Well you can see for yourself by clapping your eager little peepers on the following post preggers Meggers pic posted here below. 


Post preggers Meggers shows up at the Writers Guild Theater on Wednesday to support This IS Forty looking fantastic


As any fool can plainly see Foxy is one hot mama! Meggers showed herself off Wednesday night in Beverly Hills @ the Writers Gould Theater during a party held for the cast and crew of This Is Forty – her new flick.

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Girls with chemistry

Tweeting for democracy – Lindsay Lohan is actively apolitical

lindsay lohan has as much trouble as any American young woman like parents drugs arrests rehab and choosing which presidential candidate to vote for

If being Lindsay Lohan were easy then anybody could do it. Let’s face it the gig comes with some problems. Like the usual mother daughter situation. Lindz and Dina got into a spat recently over $40 000 Lindz loaned mom to keep a roof over her head. That lead to a tense Long Island limo ride and a visit from the cops. Lindz papa Michael got involved, because Lindz phoned him. He’s the one that called the cops. He also taped the called and sold it to TMZ. It also prompted Michael to take more interest in his daughter’s life: he surprised her with an intervention – that’s for the kind of life events Hallmark doesn’t make cards for, and is rumored to be seeking a conservator ship. Lindz has reportedly said that her father is now dead to her.

drawing fire

Things have kinda been hectic for the girl. So it’s not surprising that she’s backing off of her Mitt Romney endorsement. The actress came out in support of him recently saying that it was because the economy & employment was an issue. That drew some fire – since politics is a hot button issue. Since Lindz is in more hot water than she can handle right now she’s toned down the partisnaship.

twittering debate

The recent Presidential debate was the perfect opportunity to moderate her position. Lindz took to Twitter with a series of non  committal tweets in favour of both candidates, like “RT if you’re #ProudOfObama as our commander in chief.” & “We should be focusing on @BarackObama and @mittromney’s policies rather than their personal cliff-hangers w/women.” – which was in response to Vanity Fair. She topped the evening of politics & tweeting off with “Nice work to both @BarackObama and @mittromney. I’m so relieved that [the debate is] over. Maybe more than both of you…severe anxiety- God bless xo L” Now you have to give Lindsay credit for at least one thing, in choosing between father figures she’s learned how to hedge her bets!

Lindsay Lohan tweets the debate and learns an important lesson - when choosing between father figures remember to hedge your bets

artificial nudity – Megan Fox is blatantly satirical

Lindsay Lohan started out with Megan Fox, back when they were in Mean Girls together. Megan was the Mean Girl. Behind the scenes Megan says that Lindz used to get her to go to the corner store during shooting breaks to buy her cigarettes. The idea being that Meggers looked old enough to buy ciggies without raising suspicion. That was probably the last time Meggers looks didn’t raise suspicion!

Foxy big mouth

Since then it’s been a wild ride for both of them. Lindz has had her public battles with addiction, her parents, & the law, while Megan became a star in Transformers & the most ogled gal on Google, before falling out with her studio masters and slumping back into career low gear. The official story behind that was that when she called Transformers director Michael Bay “Hitler” in an interview Bay’s boss Steven Spielberg got miffed. Spielberg – who did Schindler’s List and who is active in Jewish charities, called up Bay and told him to get rid of the girl with the big mouth. After that Megan married long time partner Brian Austin Green and had a son Noah Shannon, born about 1 month ago.

and nod and a wink with your tongue in your cheek

Not that things have slowed down for Meggers & BAG. Green had to fork out $200 000 in a law suit to a former girlfriend.  Now Meggers is in legal shit of her own. Seems some naughty pix of Foxy have found there way onto a website called Celebrity Jihad. – if you’re an ent blogger then you wish that you’d thought of that name. CJ is a celebrity parody site –  if you’re an ent blogger then you’d wish you’d thought of that idea *wink* –  that likes to post “satirical” pix. In this case satire meant pasting Meggers head onto another woman’s nude body. You didn’t need to be a ent blogger to think of that (unless you’ve got the same idea of satire as a 14 yr old boy)! Foxy was not impressed.

appreciated but hard to believe

The Fox got in touch with her lawyers and they sent out some cease & desist orders – those things seem to be getting popular, hopefully Kate Gosselin hasn’t started a trend. Foxy wants the pix taken down as soon as possible, & may seek damages. Says Celeb Jihad to TMZ – “While we appreciate Megan Fox’s concern for her image, we find it hard to believe that a woman who spent two Transformers movies bent over with her breasts pressed together could have her reputation damaged by a blatantly satirical website.” While that may – allegedly – be true, Meggers has also just given birth, and you ain’t gonna calm down a hormonal woman with language like that. They should’a known!

Is Mandy Caruso the new Megan Fox?

BTW on the whole Megan Fox Nude Scandal – Foxy’s people claim that Celeb Jihad took Megan’s head and pasted onto an anonymous woman’s body in much the way Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend have recently had their heads placed on each others’ bodies. Miley’s rational is that even though it doesn’t really allow them to spend more time together at least it prevents them from spending more time apart. Codependent relationships can be a pain coupled with a burden!

As for Foxy’s recent head swap – my usual fictitious sources tell me that Celeb Jihad took an anonymous woman’s body and pasted Comic Con’s Mandy Caruso’s head on it. Now you can see how Mandy might be mistaken for Megan.

is Mandy Caruso the new Megan Fox?

Shit – Caruso might look more like Megan than Megan does!

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Comic Con Cosplayer encourage girls to be brashly shameless

pretty tough – part time super heroine becomes a minor celebrity!

 

mandy caruso as red sonja from comic con

 Mandy Caruso is a 22 year old aspiring fashion designer from New York City, & a part time super heroine. The part time super heroine part involves dressing up in cosplay gear and hanging out at comic book conventions. Last year she was Red Sonja and since Mandy’s pretty enough to play Megan Fox‘s sister in a movie the photos caused a minor stir on the Internet. It was a good venue for her because comic con has become kind of a big deal. It’s not just cause movie people hang around hyping their latest comic related projects, either. Pretty girls in fetish wear also have something to do with it.

comic con goes pussy riot?

Mandy showed up again this year as Marvel’s Black Cat. She’s still a part time super heroine while she’s waiting for the fashion design thing to take off. This year Mandy even got a chance to combat evil (& in true superheroine style), if not exactly fight crime. The evil in question was vulgar drooly creepiness in the form of a middle aged video corespondent and his crew. They picked Mandy out right away, cause she was dressed up as you see at the left. Now you gotta admit she’s a miss that’s hard to miss! Anyway the video correspondent got started right away with the borderline sex harassment questions like ‘what are your turn ons?’. He explained that repeated requests for spankings and questions about Miss Caruso’s cup size were only in good fun. However Miss Caruso pointed out that good fun is subjective and largely dependent on your perspective and his was staring down her cleavage. So she told the guy to fuck right off, and then took to her tumblr account to take it out & give account of the situation. She also put out a call for cosplayers to start acting more like real heroines instead of souped up super bimbos. Here’s what Miss Caruso had to say:

fighting evil with witty fiestiness & cups of wonder

beautilation:

At Comic Con today, I went as Black Cat. This is a shitty picture and there will be better ones of my whole costume coming up but I just want to say something.
Black Cat’s costume has a fair amount of cleavage (conservative compared to many other female comic characters but a good amount as far as what I’ve ever shown). I guess I was not surprised to have a couple men ask to pose with me and then do some doofy “WHOA LOOK AT THOSE KNOCKERS” poses. I just make a really ugly face when I see they’re doing it. One guy with the social graces of a lemur said to me “I was this close to wearing that same outfit. My breasts are large and supple and I think it would have been nice.” Nope. Stop talking.
But aside from guys being doofy and awkward (but clearly not foul-intentioned), I did have my first truly skeezy experience at Comic Con today.
And my first truly empowering moment as well.
This group of men from some kind of Stan Lee fan club blah blah internet video channel blah blah asked to interview with them on camera about Comic Con. I said well okay, sure. Camera is rolling. The “host” is a middle aged, rotund dude. It’s an all-male crew and lots of people (mostly guys) were beginning to crowd around. The following is the interview as burned in my mind. Keep in mind that I expected this to be about Comic Con in general.

  • Him: I’m here with…
  • Me: Mandy, aka Felicia Hardy aka Black Cat
  • Him: ..And she is HOT. Do you think I’m hot enough to pull that off?
  • Me: Uh, I’m not sure, I’ve never seen you in drag.
  • Him: I’ve got a great ass. Go on, spank me.
  • Me: (look at his large ass, popped up mere inches away from me then look into the camera like are you kidding me . No thanks. I may hurt you, I’m a lot stronger than I look.
  • Him: Aw come on!
  • Me: No, seriously. Stop.
  • Him: Damn, alright! Well let me ask you an important question then…what is your cup size?
  • Me: (big talk show smile) That is actually none of your fucking business.
  • Him: Oh! I think that means to say she’s a C. 
  • Me: I actually have no breasts at all, what you see is just all of the fat from my midsection pulled up to my chest and carefully held in place with this corset. It’s really uncomfortable, I don’t know why I do it.
  •  Him: (to the male crowd) Aw, come on what do you guys think? C cup? 
  • —a few males start to shout out cup sizes as I stand there looking at this guy like this has to be a fucking joke, then look at the crowd and see that no amount of witty banter or fiestiness will stop making this whole thing fucking dumb. It was clearly a ploy to single out cosplaying women to get them to talk sexual innuendos and flirt with this asshole and let him talk down to them simply because they were in costume and were attractive. Whether I’m in a skintight catsuit or not, I’m a fucking professional in everything I do and I don’t need to play nice for this idiot.
  • Me: This is not an interview, this is degrading. I’m done. (I walk away)
  • Him: (clearly dumbfounded and surprised) ..Come on, it’s all in good fun!
  • Me: Being degraded is fun? That was unprofessional and I hope that isn’t your day job because you can’t interview for shit, my man.

And the entire crew and the crowd were SILENT. NOTHING. SHOCK, HONEY. It felt like I was in a heated fog, full of rage and pride and I sashayed away feeling like the most badass motherfucker in the whole damn room, but kind of also on the verge of tears. A slow build of applause would have been appropriate, but from the looks on people’s faces, they were just completely not expecting me to do what I just did- which was really nothing more than speaking up for myself. It wasn’t something one should feel brave for doing but crazy for not doing when necessary.
It’s because many people at these cons expect women cosplaying as vixens (or even just wearing particularly flattering costumes) to be open/ welcoming to crude male commentary and lecherous ogling, like our presence comes with subtitles that say “I represent your fantasy thus you may treat me like a fantasy and not a human in a costume”. And maybe that will always be how the majority of people see us. But that does not mean we have to put up with shit that crosses the line, it does not mean we owe them a fantasy, it does not mean we dress up to have guys drooling over us and letting us know that we turn them on. It is not all about your dicks, gentlemen. So I encourage cosplaying women everywhere to be blunt and vocal with their rights, their personal boundaries, and their comfort level at conventions. I actually encourage girls to be brashly shameless about these things, to not be afraid to speak up if you feel uncomfortable and to let the person doing it know that they are crossing the line. Don’t keep quiet because you’re scared of what they might say or think- because if you say nothing they will continue to see what they’re doing as OK.

Comic Con has been way over due for an outbreak of genuine Comic Girl Superheroics!

comci con has been long overdue ofr an outburst of genuine super heroine heroics

This thing has kinda gone viral on Tumblr with 33,352  reblogs and notes so far. There’s gotta be more to it than Caruso’s Black Cat photo because many of the comments are from young women describing Caruso as a “real heroine“. So she must’ve hit a nerve or even struck a common chord. That must be because men with minimal social skills are getting carried away in the presence of  attractive young women in super fetish gear. It’s like the guys just don’t know where the line is drawn – so to speak. Now it helps to have some gently confusing comebacks to deflect creepiness, like “I can’t spank you because cosplayers are forbidden to by Comic Con management,. It’s a matter of legal liability. The last guy we spanked got seriously injured when his girlfriend walked up, caught us, & beat the shit out of him. Since then there’s been a strict no spanking policy“. It’ll take em a while to figure out if that’s on the level. However Caruso encourages cosplayers to be brashly shameless – not only in their choice of apparel, but in reminding people just when attention stops being cool and starts getting creepy. They just have to remember that you’re on display, not on the menu! That goes double when the dish has teeth enough to bite back!

It is comic con season in New York and the Big Apple is getting in the spirit of things. Only recently former MSNBC anchor Contessa Brewer ran into Subway Batman while she was out and about. So she made sure to get a picture of them together. Contessa looks a pretty as Lois Lane & Elementary looks like it’s on Thursday @ 10PM and only on CBS! Never let em tell ya that these ads don’t work!

former msnbc news anchor contessa brewer is as pretty as lois lane while meeting subway batman

Contessa ain’t the only one who has some superheroic moments (her highlight was penetrating Saddam Husein’s cubby hole for NBC during one of the Gulf Wars, either the original or the sequel – God help us if there’s a prequel!). Kim Kardashian has had a comic related costume every Halloween (72 day bride in a divorce proceeding was her most bizarre Halloween role). She’s been Wonder Woman & Poison Ivy among others. Well All Hallow’s is around the corner and Kim is already trying out her super gear. This year Wonder Woman nemesis Cheetah seems to have made the short list. Here’s Kim in her erotica villainess outfit!

Katty Kardashian dressed to kill – but is she trick or treat?

kim kardashian gets catty for halloween by trying a costume on for size

Pattinstew makes a Comic Con Comeback!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were the biggest celebrity super couple going. Then they split. DC Comics announced shortly after that they were pairing Superman and Wonder Woman. Perhaps they were trying to lift people’s spirits by giving them something to fill the void. Never underestimate the power of superheroes – or of Comic Con either. The San Diego Comic Con was a big enough deal to get Pattinson and Stewart out in public together,  where they promoted their Twilight Breaking Up Breaking Dawn Part 2 movie. So you know that this whole comic thing is big. BTW how many people will be going out as Bella and or Edward this Halloween?

Robert PAttinsons and kristen Stewart maske a reunion appearance at san diego comic con

Celebrity, like superheroism,  is a Halloween State of Mind

Kim looks good enough to campaign for PETA, that is if they hadn’t nailed her with a bag of flour at some public event. That had one of her sisters – I forget which but her name starts with K, saying that PETA, whom she once proudly supported, was now dead to her. So the Kardashian Sister will either have to find new worthwhile causes to support, or continue with their life of crime. Which ever route she chooses she picked the right time to debut her costume, cause Halloween is the holiday that brings out the cartoon hero in celebrities who spent the rest of the year waiting at the autograph booth & hiding behind their thinly disguised and easily recognizable secret identities!

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BTW as previously mentioned Mandy Caruso is a fashion designer, when she’s not in costume and battling creeps. Here’s a look at some of her work which has been described as “edgy & fun“, just like the young lady who created them!

 Drawing inspiration from visual and metaphorical juxtaposition, her thoughtful selection of fabric, materials and technique make for a designer to keep an eye on. Her latest collection is a fusion of classic tailored women’s wear with handmade intricacies that are imaginative, to say the least, but the mastery of the often painstaking details, unorthodox as they can be, is all part of Mandy’s charming edge.

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Religion, Politics, & Mila Kunis

Heidi Klum Dating Thomas Hayo?

cooling off and heating up

Remember Heidi & Seal? They made some headlines a little while ago when they announced their impending bust up. People were surprised because they seemed happy and grounded, plus they were touted as one of those celebrity super couples. “Super couple” doesn’t mean that they had super powers more so than the average celebrity, or wore costumes like Batman & Wonder Woman. Well not that we know of – as far as the costumes go; although what Heidi & Seal did in their spare time together is their own business except in as much as they are willing to share those details with the rest of us. In this case “super couple” simply means that they got along and worked well together – which makes a couple super by celebrity standards.

hectic news cycle

H&S moved to the back end of the gossip news since then because so much had happened: Gisele Bundchen spoiled the Superbowl, Angelina Jolie‘s leg ruined the Oscars by trying to escape from it’s owner’s revealing dress, Whitney Houston died unexpectedly and under mysterious circumstances, Megan Fox got pregnant about the same time her husband Brian Austin Green got sued because she goaded him into allegedly confronting a paparazzi – we’ll blame her condition for that, and there was the whole Kardashian mess. So your average Hollywood super couple can easily get lost in the shuffle. If the Lohan Crime Family had gone on a cross country spree like Randy & Evi Quaid allegedly did back in their colourful “starwhacker” period then the world would be saying “Heidi & Seal who?

there’s more to sex than romance

Fortunately for Heidi it’s taken something less extreme than PETA and a bag of flour to get her back in the gossip news. This didn’t even involve her getting hit in the face with a custard cream pie, though that would’ve gotten her into the news and all over youtube – so if there are any neglected celebrities hotties out there who are over eager for attention and don’t care how you get it then you know how now – *hint, hint*. In Heidi’s case it’s something as mundane as a relationship. Seems that Heidi is seeing a new guy. He was her co host on Germany’s Next Top Model. The guy has even met Heidi’s father Gunther. The man in question is allegedly Thomas Hayo, and here’s a short but informative video to give you a few vague details!

So that’s the deal on Heidi & Seal in so many vague details & with more filler material than Kim Kardashian‘s backside! Now whatever else you do remember to keeping checking out Wondertrash – the neglected hottie of celebrity gossip blogs!

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