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Chris Brown Twitter

Yesterday’s post shared some astonishingly sympathetic Chris Brown related tweets. Most were from young women, or persons pretending to be young women. On the internet you can never tell. The tweeters were worked up over Brown. So much so that some questioned what Rhianna was complaining about. Many were volunteering for punching bag duty. Most people were surprised, if only because they figured that was more Craigslist type subject matter.

Perhaps it’s something about Brown and Twitter that brings it out, even in Brown himself. Brown has had a history of Twitter related zaniness. In fact that’s why his feed only contains 26 tweets. He deleted most of the stuff. The highlights live on over the Internet. Let’s take a walk down memory lane and indulge in a little Saturday after noon nostalgia as we review Chris’s tweets perhaps as a record of a young man who’s grown up from a fresh faced singer and dancer poised to be another Michael Jackson into a tabloid menace before our very eyes.

The most recent was that “Hate all you want cause I got a Grammy post“. It was actually more like

strange how we pick and choose who to hate!Let me ask u this.Our society is full of rappers(which I listen to)who have sold drugs (poisoning)

But yet we glorify and imitate everything they do. Then right before the worlds eyes a man shows how he can make a Big mistake and

Learnt from it, but still has to deal with day to day hatred! You guys who to hate!!! But guess what???

HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY. Now! That’s the ultimate F**K OFF.

Well you got to give him credit because personal growth is a long hard journey. Sometimes it takes even longer than 2 years and doesn’t pay off in a Grammy won. However he’s not being given the Grammy for personal growth but because he’s genuinely talented. It would be good if the music industry could keep that straight because their shenanigans are another thing that can set Chris off. For instance when Chris couldn’t find a copy of his recent Graffiti CD during a trip to Walmart he went ballistic. Then he went on Twitter, complaining about some kind of retail conspiracy.

“im tired of this s–t. major stores r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the f–k do i gotta do.”

Apparently Chris wasn’t blacklisted. Maybe he’d been sold out. Persecution can play with our perceptions like that. However Chris stuck to his guns – “yeah i said it and i aint retracting s–t. im not biting my tongue about s else…” before musing, “the industry can kiss my a–.”

He did eventually make some kind of retraction on that and temporarily quit Twitter.

Now Chris don’t just post shit on Twit, he also follows what others are saying. Sometimes that stuff can get kind of personal. Like when B2K’s Raz-B made a comment about Brown relative to the respect issue – “Im just sittin here Thinking how can n****s like @ebenet & @ChrisBrown disrespect women as intelligent as @HalleBerry11 @Rihanna.” When Chris got wind of that he freaked out and responded –

@razb2k n***a you want attention! Grow up n***a!!! D**k in da booty a** lil boy

Tell me this @razb2k!! Why when the money was coming in u won’t complaining about getting butplugged! #homothug!!!

I ain’t deleting my tweet either!! I was minding my damn business and Peter pan decides to pop off!!! # whatalame

I’m not mad though!!!! I’m just not silent nor am i one of these scary R&B cats!!

I’m not homophobic! He’s just disrespectful!!!

Those tweets once gain got deleted in spite of Brown’s vow that he wouldn’t.

Some times Chris can even get himself in trouble with nothing more than a kind word. Like the time he complimented a fellow artist that he admired. Chris posted of Frank Ocean – “I f— with Frank Ocean! Reminds me of a young James Fauntleroy or Kevin Cossum.” Now Frank didn’t appreciate the compliment, maybe because Chris was radioactive publicity wise and any praise from him might cause your albums sales to drop (or even the reverse if yesterday’s sample of twitter postings are any indication). So Ocean responded with a leave me out of it tweet to the effect of “[I] f—s wit chris brown, reminds me of a young sisqo or ike turner.” & then “i just dont like underhanded comments. thats all im saying.”

Chris felt that Ocean had misinterpreted his well meaning comments. So he hit the roof. Brown posted

it was a compliment you bitch ass n—a. Everybody claim to be the devil till they meet him.

F–k odd future! Make sure y’all smalltime n—-s stick yo chess out when u speak to me,

Ain’t no battery in my back! U just getting on a– n—-s! Don’t let them pills go to yo head!

I was tryna help yo sales n—a. You f—-n clown! You and would be casted great for planet of the apes!”

The world is crazy. These n—as talk s–t, worship the devil and start s–t wit me and I’m the bad guy? F–king hilarious

Y’all wanna know why I’m always in some shit? Becuz people continuously f–k wit you.

Then there was the November 2011 Twit fit. The negativity had been getting to Chris – like it will – and Chris took to the tweet to complain, saying the following –

“Don’t say s— to anybody and everyone feels its cool to attack me. GROWN ADULTS!!!! That s— happened three years ago. TWITTER GETS WACK REAL FAST! I LOVE ALL THE POEPLE WHO SUPPORT MY MUSIC! i never said i was a LEGEND. people please grow up. Ive never dealt with so much negativity in my life! its to the point now that its just ridiculous! IM NOT A POLITICIAN! MY MUSIC DOESNT PROMOTE VIOLENCE nor will it ever! only thing it will increase is the pregnacy rate!”

So now you know who to blame for those declining birth rates! He then went onto to imply that part of the reason people were bashing on him was cause they wanted to make it with Rhianna. Chris felt the need to point out that such thinking is a little unrealistic – “I know a lot of you wack a-s (OLD) celebrities probably wanna f— my ex, but talking s— on me wont get you far! and to be REALLY HONEST, ya’ll wonder why n-a spazzes all the time?” After that the majority of Chris’s tweets got deleted.

So what are we to take away from this? For one Chris is feeling lower than Richard Nixon these days – well up until that recent Grammy win. For another it might be a good idea for Chris to give Twitter a rest, except for the down to earth or promotional tweets. Many celebrities have gotten themselves into shit through the twitter medium, and so much so that you have to ask why any celeb still has an account. Growing up can be a challenging process and Chris has had to do it in front of a hostile audience. Not that he hasn’t made bad mistakes. However if he can learn to deal with the constant and continual razzing then he might manage to get his temper under control. Or he could just mellow out by smoking some weed – that’s what I might do.

Finally it’s important to remember that celebrities live under a microscope these days. That means that they’re subject to scrutiny that say Glenn Campbell, for instance, wasn’t back in the day when he had his volatile relationship with Tanya Tucker (Though it should also be pointed out that Campbell’s career did take a down turn after his Tucker hook up). So how celebrities are perceived can be affected when an indent is projected out on to the public in hi definition. The event creates a new context in which presents and future info about the celeb can be fit. Not that I’m saying Chris Brown’s behavior has been blown out of proportion. It’s just that if entertainers are held to a Sunday School Teacher standard that even professional politicians can’t manage then we could find ourselves frequently disappointed with them. We might even start running out of celebrities, and then what would we have to talk about?

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Tommy Chong comments on Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston had been a constant topic of gossip around the Internet since her unfortunate passing on Feb 11. That happened fairly unexpected just before Clive Davis big pre Grammy bash. I say fairly unexpectedly cause Whitney did have a big night on the town a day or so previously and got herself seriously wasted. Many who saw those pictures figured that she was skating around the edge of thin ice.

Within a couple of days Whitney was found dead in her hotel room. She had died in her bathtub. That unleashed tons of drama. The hotel room was locked down for hours while investigators tried to figure out what actually happened. Friends and family of Whitney were turned away at the door – according to some reports. Meanwhile Clive Davis party went ahead pretty much as scheduled. Maybe he thought that she would’ve wanted it that way.

That left the world asking “What happened to Whitney?” Authorities quickly announced that there was no foul play suspected. What they now believe did happen was that Whitney took some alcohol with her lunch, popped a tranquilizer, and then hit the bath to mellow out. When the booze reacted with the pills she passed out. According to some reports she was dead before she submerged under water. There wasn’t enough water in her lungs to have killed her.

Now Whitney is alleged to have ton some cocaine in her day. That would explain how she got $100 million from Arista in 2001 and was rumoured to be broke before her recent death (then again maybe it wouldn’t cause $100 million in ten years is a lot of money no matter how much blow you do). So a lot of the talk is about her alleged drug abuse problem. However it might be worth noting that it wasn’t cocaine that killed her, but prescri0ption drugs. Just like it was prescription drugs that killed Heath Ledger, Michael Jackson (in his case even administered by one of the few doctors in America who still made house calls!), and well many many of your favorite celebrities right back to Marylin Munroe!

Now who knows why this should be. Some one who does have some opinions on Hollywood drug use is Tommy Chong. Tommy got famous for stoner humour back in the 70’s with his then partner in crime Cheech Marin. As Cheech & Chong they were like Abbott & Costello on weed. Marin eventually sold out cleaned up and went on to do cartoon voice overs and cos tar with Don Johnson as his side kick in Nash Bridges. Tommy kind of stayed stuck in the past a little bit. Part of it maybe becauise he has some strong views on marijuana. In fact the recent passing of Whitney Houston prompted some remarks on Hollywood drug culture. Says Tommy by way of Access Hollywood:

“Had she just stuck to pot, she’d be alive today,” the actor-comedian told Access Hollywood on Tuesday night at “The Simpsons” 500th episode celebration.

“It’s when you get into that other stuff… The trouble with that other stuff is that you forget you’re high. You think you’re taking a bath and you’re not. You’re under the water. It’s a sad, sad thing,” he continued.

According to Chong, Houston’s death was a farewell.

“It’s a sad, sad thing. In a way, though, it was like she was saying goodbye,” he told Access. “Like she was passing the torch onto Adele. It was a tough one to let go. It was like she came by and said, ‘OK, I’m out of here.’ It’s a sad, sad thing.”

Now it might be a bit too soon to say that, but Chong does make a point. If a hard pressed celebrity can go home at the end of a long bullshit day and unwind with a dime bag then they can get over the rainbow safely and effectively. If they have some kind of no drugs clause in their contract then it’s a risk they can’t take. They might get pissed tested and wound up in breach of contract. A worse case scenario is that they could get fired. They might just get ordered to rehab and then stuck with the bill.

That’s where the prescriptions come into it. If you can get something from your friendly neighborhood doctor then you’re on the right side of the line. Finish a hard day and pop a couple of Xanax. Should you get piss tested in the morning then what ever they find in you hot yellow cool aid can’t be held against you. That’s between you and your Doc Hollywood. Trouble is that those prescription pills that can get you in some really serious trouble.

Now no one is saying that there’s not a drug problem in Hollywood – allegedly. There are probably many problems down there in the Land of Milk and Honey. However a little clarity on the issue might be nice. It might be important to remember that while some celebrities have gone off the rails with hard substance abuse, it’s the legal stuff that’s killing them.

It’s not just celebrities either. Many people can be regularly pissed tested as terms of their employment and something as innocuous as weed can have serious repercussions. So prescription pills are a legal way to beat the pressure. If marijuana was legalized (and if salvia divinorum is legal then why not marijuana?) then maybe people would have a safe way to decompress. Plus they wouldn’t have to worry about losing a job, or opt for prescriptions with their potentially lethal side effects.

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Demi Moore was on Adderall

Update on Demi Moore:

when a problem comes along you must whip it; when something’s going wrong you must whip it

Demi Moore recently got herself hospitalize after having a whip it induced seizure. A friend became concerned when Moore started losing consciousness and having convulsions after inhaling nitrous oxide – known as whip its, and so phoned for the ambulance. That lead to the announcement that Demi is taking time off to sort out her problems. Well it turns out that whip its weren’t her only problem.

Seems that Demi has been struggling ever since her split up with Ashton Kutcher. She’s been losing an alarming amount of weight and that sparked some anorexia talk. It turns out things may have been a little worse than garden variety anorexia. Seems that Moore had been reinforcing her extreme diet with Adderall.

According to Radaronline Moore was not only starving herself but keeping herself jacked up on Adderall and energy drinks. A source told Radar:

“The pills and starvation destroyed Demi and this has been a problem for about a year,” the source said about her tragic situation.

“She’s constantly jacked up on Adderall and combining that with not eating accounts for her loopy behavior and anorexic body frame. She literally refuses to eat any food.”

Demi Moore isn’t the only one with some substance abuse issues. In a recent ESPN2 interview no less a person than Pat Sajack admitted to getting a little out of control from time to time. Pat is the host of long running TV game show mainstay Wheel of Fortune. According to Pat he and letter turner Vanna White would sometimes make their way to a nearby restaurant, during taping breaks, and down a bunch of margaritas. How many? According to Pat it could have been 2 or 3 or 6. Now is he sounds like he lost count it’s only cause it’s hard to stay focused after a certain point. In fact Pat says that at times he had difficulty recognizing the alphabet. For those worried that TV’s favorite games show’s wholesome image could get tarnished and that the Wheel could be swinging it’s way into rehab – fear not. Pat says that he’s not into drinking on the job these days.

Pat ain’t the only game show host who liked to get loose during work. Alex Trebek seemed to enjoy a little refreshment no and then himself – according to the following video. He had a hell of a mouth on him too. Unlike Pat Alex didn’t have to leave to get loose. Apparently he sometimes kept a can right under his podium.

It’s beginning to look like the Merv Griffith entertainment empire had almost as many problems as Disney Inc!

Angel Sighting: Adrianna Lima

picture courtesy of Hollywood Rag

BTW Demi Moore isn’t the only one with Whip It trouble. According to the Mailonline Prince Harry Ginger has been known to enjoy the substance characterized in Great Britain as “hippy crack” The Mail reports that Harry was at a London party as recently as last Friday past. Harry was surrounded by leggy young women and having a blast until about 5 AM. He was also spotted repeated inhaling from a nitro filled balloon and laughing hysterically.

Apparently a big part of the appeal of Nitro is that it produces a ‘heavenly’, though brief, euphoria. That’s because it releases opiate like substance – probably some kind of endorphin – into the brain. It’s also cheap – about 5 bucks a hit. It’s also legal, so you can’t get in too much trouble. The down side is that it has a number of potential side effects – like such as chronic depression, brain lesions, bone ­marrow illnesses and death. Not to mention seizures and tabloid headlines!

Why do celebs do it? Well for one thing illegal drugs might be too much of a career risk. If a celeb gets busted for drugs then their studio masters might intervene. The celeb might be offered the choice of rehab or unemployment. So unless you’re willing to give up control of your life you could be hounded out of the business until you’re more cooperative. Just like Lindsay Lohan. Legal highs leave you on the right side of the line. If you’ve got a bottle full of pills then no one can say much, especially if a doctor prescribed them. On the down side you could wind up deader than Any Winehouse.

So until the powers that be are ready to legalize marijuana, the young and young at heart will have to use physically & mentally dangerous but legally cautious ways to get there: like nitrous oxide, and the prescription drugs that have carried off so many celebrities. Pill popping has done in everyone from Elvis to Marylin Munroe to Michael Jackson to Heath Ledger, and many times they’d been prescribed!

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Death Benefits

Lucky Stiff

File:This Is It Michael Jackson banner.pngBack towards the end of Michael Jackson’s life he was regularly abusing drugs like Propofol, to escape reality. The fact that his career was a mess might have had something to do with it. At his peak Jackson owned the Beatles catalogue which got pimped out o sell running shoes & German cars. So you’d think that Jackson was richer than Richie Rich. Paying off out of court settlements on child molestation cases dug into the nest egg. Michael sold out the Beatles catalog 25% at a time. When he got down to the final quarter, he mortgaged that.

That left Michael with some trouble mailing ends meet. For one thing Jackson was taking out loans at high interest rates. There were 65 of these outstanding at the time of his death. For another thing he had a whimsical lifestyle to support. Keeping Neverland stocked in Siberian White tigers and Macaw parrots wasn’t cheap (the unicorn is still on order). So with falling record sales, mortgaged assets, and pay outs to angry parents (multiple outstanding law suits at the time of his death), the Gloved One had to some up with an extra source of income.

People in the UK still liked Jackson. So he booked a 50 show deal in London. Jackson would do his patent singing and dancing routine 50 times be fore a live audience and in return he’d get a huge payday. Something like $25 mill was staked to set things up. The only problem was that Jackson was no spring chicken any more. He’d never recovered from that Pepsi accident. Plus he’d spent the last ten years getting shot up with needles through the lower legs, and hanging out in wheelchairs. So could he still pull his moves, and would the struggle to get back into shape kill him?

This is it – in more ways than one

So some people had there doubts from the word go. Still the deal had been signed, the money fronted, and besides Jackson was desperate for an cash infusion! So things went full speed ahead. Since the concerts sold out it seemed like the reasonable thing to do. That is until Jackson died three weeks before the tour began. Then it seemed only reasonable to cancel. That not only left the Jackson estate with it existing $400 million in debt – but another $40 million in liability.

An overachiever to the end, and after!

The great thing about a life in entertainment is that things can always turn around. Even if you’re dead. Once Jackson had kicked off of the mortal coil, the usual fear and suspicion that had surrounded him increasingly during the final fifteen years of his life was cleaned up. Jackson’s image was reformed, for one thing. He got a promotion from Prince of Pop to King of Pop. There was a nifty memorial at LA’s Staples Centre. His kids – whom he’d tried to keep out of the spotlight for years – were trotted out to say what a great dad he was. So the child molestation stuff could be dropped – even though while he was a live defending him on that would’ve been like questioning whether OJ really did it (they were both found “not guilty“). So it looked like MJ would be the next dead guy to go out an conquer the world through fame.

This is it, & only the beginning

Now it would be hard to say that Jackson has conquered the world, but he has come along way since dying. For one thing his estate has gotten rid of that 400 million debt. In fact they have even paid off the concert cancellation liabilities. Add to that the fact that the Jackson home in Encino California has had a major upgrade, and that makes the remaining $315 million the estate has cleared as profit since MJ died in June 25 2009 impressive.

His executors get credit for shrewd fiscal management. However in some statements to TMZ, which revealed just how well Jackson has done since he was done for – the executors also claim to have given his brand image a major overhaul. Of course that’s a lot easier without Jackson around to keep flaunting his bizarre behavior in every one’s face. That’s the thing about celebrity – once you successfully separate the image from the person, then anything is possible. Even if the person doesn’t survive the process. Thing of it as like Jesus in reverse! At least none of the executors made any kind of “he was his own worst enemy” remarks. He won’t have that problem from now on, will he?

Wondertrashbogus zen‘ thought of the day – Plastic surgery: why wait until you’re dead to begin getting embalmed? Besides, it’s just part of the celebrity mummification process!


Are the best of us like the rest of us?

the human condition – Survive the dive and arrive alive!

was mythological Icarus the first recorded instance of celebrity personality disorderCelebrities seem to have it all. While they do appear to have fulfilled our most cherished aspiration like fame. wealth, beauty, etc.; they are also prone to the same set backs as the rest of us; like unemployment, illness, & death. It doesn’t matter how high they’ve ascended either, since the fickle finger of fate can reach them even at the pinnacle, as poor Sandra Bullock found out shortly after what should’ve been the greatest moment of her life.

an insane instance

Take Tom Cruise for instance. Back in his Nicole Kidman days no one in Hollywood was bigger. Paramount payed him the princely sum of 10 million a year just to keep an office in their studio. Then Major Tom lost touch with ground control, & went haywire on Oprah’s couch! After that it was as if he couldn’t get arrested. Even though his movies had always been solid A material, people couldn’t get over the image of him on afternoon TV giggling and jumping around like a lemur on crack cocaine.

Cruise falters while halting Hitler!

Tom has put tout a few movies since then, most notably Valkyrie. That was the one wear he tried to kill Hitler! Maybe that explains why Tom is in PR overdrive lately. He’s just had his Knight & Day debut with Cameron Diaz – she’s the girl who stays in shape by having sex and who’s name spells “Crazed, I moan“. They were a hit together in Vanilla Sky; where Diaz played the crazy stalker chick. Even though critics liked them together again this time, the movie flopped. It only brought in about 4 million on it’s Wednesday opening. So Tom is now making a last ditch effort to hype the flick – by appearing on Jimmy Kimmel. Here now are the clips from that, and though not as interesting as his Oprah Winfrey work, is posted for your viewing enjoyment.

Jimmy Kimmel’s Mind

Tom Cruise wasn’t the only thing on Jimmy Kimmel’s mind last night. He also took some time out in his monologue to reflect on the passing of pop icon Michael Jackson. Next to Brooke Shields and Elizabeth Taylor, Jackson was most closely associated with his side kick – Bubbles the Chimp. That strange relationship is what elicited comment from Mr. Kimmel.

selling your soul & mortgaging paradise

Michael & Bubbles: The Untold Story
– that must’ve been a humdinger! Michael Jackson is another instance of a celeb who had the world, until life caught up with them. In the year prior to his death he couldn’t turn a buck; he sold most of his major assets such as a majority interest in the Beatles catalog, mortgaged Neverland, and had even planned a come back tour. It was during the preparations for the tour that he died from an overdose of profonol, administered by disgraced cardiologist Dr. Conrad Murray. In the year since people have been unable to talk about little else but Jackson. Other celebrities who passed about the same time were eclipsed: celebrities like Farrah Fawcett.

Great Big Splash!

Farrah passed at almost the same time as Jackson. She’d been battling intestinal cancer for some time – so the media outlets had her obituary already written (it’s standard operating procedure for mags to write up the obits for celebs most likely in advance, so that they’ll be ready at a moment’s notice). Big splashy tributes and retrospectives had been planned. When Michael Jackson died unexpectedly (Almost, Wondertrash had been posting on Jackson’s worsening health for several months before his actual death – search the archives & see!), it pushed Farrrah out of the picture. Only Ryan O Neal’s disgraceful funeral antics kept Farrah in the public’s mind’s eye. Now with the anniversary of her death here as well – here’s a a clip on how her family is coping with the loss.

At least Ryan didn’t make a pass at anyone during that. Then again the only close kin available was troubled son Redmond. However Ryan and Redmond aren’t the only ones remembering Farrah – the good folk @ have put together a little video tribute for the late actress:

Restylane & the rest of us

Farrah’s illness and passing serve as a reminder that celebrities are flesh and blood like the rest of us, no matter how hard they try to replace the mortal bits with collagen & restylane! Gywneth Paltrow might deny that she’s is any percentage restylane, though she does exude some strange oily substances when subjected to bright lights – maybe the heat affects her frigid air. She also preaches her own version of the good life via her internet newsletter GOOP (“You don’t need to be an icy bitch to appreciate the finer things in life but it helps“). Despite her growing awareness & icy bitchiness Gywneth too is as mortal as the rest of us. It’s recently been revealed that Gywnnie has a bone disease. Here’s the low down on that!

Fair Ms Frigidaire – she used to be the next Grace Kelley

Hopefully Gywnnie won’t be too disappointed with herself. A trip to the naturopath and some power yoga should have her back to her old self in no time flat. Besides, illness can strike on reptoids even higher up the food chain than her. Reptoids like Dick “Darth Vader” Cheney. Cheney is more accustomed to putting people in the hospital – like the time he shot his best friend in the face while pheasant hunting down in Texas. His friend later apologized for the embarrassment he caused Cheney by blocking his shot. I guess there’s nothing like a face full of bird shot to help you get it in perspective.

Is Darth Cheney a Dick Vader?

In fairness to Darth Dick, he has logged some hospital time himself. It’s usually for a heart condition, which is surprising considering all the rumors that he hasn’t got one. Anyway the skeptics on that will be disappointed to hear that Cheney does in fact have a heart – it’s put him in the hospital again too.

Maggoty with political opinion!

Since America has the best health care in the world you’d think that those high powered specialist would’ve gotten to the bottom of his problem by now. My guess is that it’s something simple. His heart – the most human organ, is probably just rejecting it’s host. Cultivating alittle warmth and compassion might make Cheney’s stony breast a more habitable place. A good place for Cheney to start might be by informing himself about health care. He might even be able to take a few notes from celebrity commentator Penn Jillette in the following video:

wearing their Achilles’ Heel on their sleeve

No matter how rich & powerful they get, celebs are still prone to the same weaknesses as their fellow men. It’s as if there ongoing attempts to dehumanize themselves into immortal glory – like Achilles bathing in the river Styx – were doomed to failure. A vulnerable heel remains for fate to strike at. With that in mind, maybe we can extend a little human understanding towards those who have become the prisoners of their own ambition and insecurity. We might also take the lifestyles of the rich and famous as cautionary tales. Live your lives wisely rather than too well.


Joe Jackson Blames Michael’s Mom!

Some very good news for Dr Conrad Murray. Looks like he’s not responsible for Michael Jackson’s death. Turns out that his own mother is, that is if you believe one word that comes out of Joe Jackson’s mouth.

He’s also contesting the will on the grounds that it must be a fake! It’s really on the grounds that Michael excluded him completely. The man just has no shame.

Now from the grotesque to the delightfully ridiculous – here’s a link to The East Side Kids on RetrovisionTV! 7 complete comedy gems have been posted there for your perusal: Bowery Blitzkrieg, Clancy Street Boys, Flying Wild, Kid Dynamite, Let’s Get Tough, Neath the Brooklyn Bridge and That Gang of Mine!


Jackson Child to Testify Against Dr. Conrad Murray

“I think we really let me down!”

The Jackson Clan
aren’t responsible for Michael’s premature passage into final Neverland. They’ve said hundreds of times that they couldn’t save him from himself. Maybe that’s why it’s okay to cash in on it. They even gone so far as to trot out the children: Paris, Prince, and Blanket, to several public occasions. Michael said that the children would only ever be pimped out over his dead body – so since it’s okay with him why not?

Doctor Bullseye

Besides, the Jackson’s know who’s really to blame – that creepy cardiologist Dr. Conrad Murray. The Jacksons have gone to extremes to be sure about this too, like paying off encouraging witness, bullying staff, and bringing in hired guns to reach the conclusion they want get to the truth.

No reason in the world

Fortunately for the Jacksons, Paris & co weren’t tasered silly by their mischievous cousins, because they’re coming in handy once again. It seems that at least one of them is gonna be testifying against Murray at trial. It’s a shame that Michael kept them secluded for so long, because as any show biz veteran can tell you – there are no end of uses for innocent appealing young children. I suppose that’s a lesson Michael himself learned along time ago, & the hard way. At least the kids are getting out into the world more.

Accentuate the positive

Besides it’s important to keep focused on the positive. As long as there’s clearly defined scape goat villain to persecute blame, the Jacksons never have to explain where they where during their famous brother’s downward spiral. So they can go on milking his death for what ever they can get out of it. Hurray!


Michael Jackson: Murder by suicide?

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Just because disgraced cardiologist Dr Conrad Murray continues to twist on the hook over the death of his celebrity patient Michael Jackson doesn’t mean that the fellow has stopped trying to wriggle off. Murray got himself in a fix when he made a special house call to Jackson to supply the troubled pop star with Propofol – a powerful OR anesthetic. It turned out to be the last time they’d work together, though it would be far from the last Murray would hear about it.

After Jackson made the full transition from man to myth, Murray was held responsible for the singer’s death. After all Propofol is only supposed to be administered in an OR and by a qualified anesthetist. The surviving Jacksons were particularly keen to get to the bottom of this, and so began using their money and power to make sure that Murray wouldn’t walk away Scot free.

Soon nasty stories came out about the Jackson 3: Paris, Prince, and Blanket, watching in tears as Murray scurried around hiding med bottles and Jackson lay dying. The good doctor even interrupted CPR on his high profile patient to cover the evidence. The ambulance was on the way – so what was the big deal he might’ve thought.

Stories like that didn’t help Murray’s cause in the court of public opinion. Now the Doctor is coming out with his side of the story. He claims that Jackson gave himself a second injection after Murray left the room, and that this was a deliberate attempt at suicide. I guess he feels that he can’t be expected to save some one from themselves. Since the Jacksons themselves have been singing that song for a while now Murray might hope that the argument has precedent value in the court of public opinion. Now that only leaves him with his own irresponsible conduct to excuse. So progress is being made. As for Justice being served, if she hasn’t learned to serve herself by now she never will.

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Dr. Murray will be back in court this afternoon to continue his quest for wiggle room. He might want to consult some better lawyers since even if Jackson did give himself the final lethal dose, that doesn’t absolve Murray from negligence in bringing Propofol onto the premises, and then leaving Jackson alone with the drug. As a physician he had to know better.


Did Michael Jackson’s Doc Stop CPR to Hide Drugs?

More creepy doctors

Yet another blow for the health system that boasts the best care money can buy. This time it comes in the form of disgraced Michael Jackson doc Murray Conrad. Conrad got himself into a spot of bother when it was revealed that he was making house-calls (bad enough in it’s self) to shoot Jackson full of the powerful OR anesthetic profonol.

This is irresponsible conduct for a doctor regardless of the money he was offered – unless the doctor is Jack Kevorkian (serial murderers have a morbid attraction to the medical profession as sadists do to dentistry – “Let me just apply this special gag on you before I drill into those strong white teeth!”). So naturally the surviving members of the Jackson clan have come after him with dull rusty hatchets. Now claims are surfacing that the doctor stopped CPR on Jackson so he could rush to hide drugs before the emergency response team arrived! That was very conscientious of the good doctor, even if it wasn’t very helpful. That’s the trouble with the best care that money can buy. Oh well, there’s bound to be a flaw in any system.

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