Justin Bieber Going to Trial in DUI Case, Not Seeing Miley Cyrus

Is Justin Bieber celebrity No. 1? He’s getting a to of media attention these days. That probably has something to do with his youthful high spirits, and many of the “problem” behaviors that go along with the that. Behavior like driving drunk. He’s gonna be standing trial over that. So expect even more media attention. Here’s brief video from the good people @ HollyscoopTV.


Could the news get any worse? When you’re a professional celebrity it can always get worse. now Bieber is rumored to be hooking up with the equally notorious Miley Cyrus. Some kind of photoshopped picture of them has been making the rounds. Miley has had to make some kind of public announcement saying that she & the Bieber are not any kind of item. At least that’s the story from HollyscoopTV.

About 4 years ago JB was an anonymous teen ager making youtube videos for his mom. Then the ugly hand of fame reached down and plucked him from obscurity and into a Pandora’s Box fame & fortune. Now the poor kid hasn’t had a dull moment in quite a while. Hopefully he can get his act together before Dr. Drew gets in on the act. Or even worse he winds up Dancing With the Stars.

So I guess the moral of the story is that super fame can open the doors to fabulous experiences like driving around drunk in a Bugatti, or whatever brand of car Bieber got busted driving drunk in. It can also open the door to some hairy misadventures. Then you can go from hero to heel as fast as the National Enquirer can hit the presses, or your latest tweet hits the Internet, or even worse your mugshot gets into general circulation. So if you must be famous, then watch your step, use your super powers wisely, & maybe think about developing some kind of secret identity!

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Why Selena Gomez Left Rehab Early

It’s harder being Selena Gomez then  you think.  For one thing there;’s the whole Justin Bieber issue. Her erstwhile boyfriend has gone rogue or something. He could be on an international crime spree – I’m not sure. Selena begged him to let her go Bonny and Clyde with him. The whole thing could be valuable life experience that she could use in a new album. You know, the way Taylor Swift uses relationships. However it just wasn’t on.

Selena ain’t the only young woman with problems though. Take Miley Cyrus for instance. She’s had an interesting and eventful year that didn’t leave much room for an encore. However she found it, sort of. A Brit mag called starting floating quote from Cyrus dissing Beyonce. Basically she said allegedly that Beyonce is all washed up so it’s Miley’s turn now. In fact the mag had Miley saying – “As Beyoncé grows in motherhood and all the crap it does to your body, it will create a vacuum for fresh young faces to rise up and no one else can properly fill that void right now,” she’s quoted as saying. “I got the total package, you know, the curves, the rhythm, and the voice. I’m just the best.”

Now if she had said that it would be sheer madness. For one thing Beyonce’s husband is 32 degree freemason and music impresario Jay Z. He’s a kind of important man in the entertainment world. So if you have an aspiring music career then you don’t go around talking shit like that, unless you want you next gig to be on Dancing With the Stars.

So not surprisingly Miss Miley says she never said it. She took to Twitter too, to make that known. However she does more or less repeat the quote in her denial. At least the whole “hotter than Beyonce”, “Got the curves”, and “total package” stuff. She just bracketed it with “I never said that” and “So some liar made it up”. Or as she said – “That quote people MADE UP about Beyonce just made me lol! Imagine if I said I got ‘the looks and the curves I’m just better!’ Hahahahhaha,” she tweeted. And later, “making the liar retract the statement. U can cause ALOT of drama but NOT between me & B!”

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Miley Cyrus & boyfriend swap heads!

Ever since Miley Cyrus gave up her career for her boyfriend – well that’s not exactly true because her career sort of petered out on it’s own – she just hasn’t been able to get enough of the big lug. It’s like she’s developed some kind of clingy needy co dependent attachments to the guy. For instance she’s posted a number of annoying tweets about their relationship to the effect of “why doesn’t he love me like I love him“, “I guess I have to accept he can never love me like I love him“, “I can’t take the fact that he doesn’t appreciate me personally“, “I guess I have to learn to love myself but I can’t cause I love him too much” etc. Boyfriend finally put his foot down and told her to knock it the fuck off and stay away from twitter  She did a for about 2 days and then started posting more passive aggressive shit. Lets face it – it would take the talent of a Taylor Swift to turn those tweets into a successful career!

Basically Miley resents the fact that her boyfriend has a life of his own or any independent existence apart from her. That can pose relationship problems for a ferociously needy person. Fortunately Miley is determined & has hit upon a solution. She and her guy have had their heads surgically swapped! It’s anew technique originally developed in Hollywood to give over the hill actresses a new lease on life by harvesting the heads of younger up and coming actresses (just imagine Kristen Stewart head glumly frowning away from atop Julia Roberts during some Vanity Fair interview and insisting “now we’re practically Bette Davis! “), but is now being offered as an option for impulsive celebrity couples who want to take it to the next level. So far there have been few takers but Beverly Hills surgeons believe that if they can get Brad & Angelina to go for this then it might catch on. Here’s the Miley results!


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