Celebrity Rematch


Mirando’s copasetic

Remember when Wondertrash posted that Mirando (Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom) were in trouble? That’s a rumour that WT picked up off of some other blog and started making the rounds after Miranda got caught getting flirty or something with Bloom’s bets pal Leo DiCaprio. Bloom’s mom came to the couple’s rescue by issuing an “Oh my gosh” statement claiming the couple were still in love, happy, and getting together for Christmas. Mrs Bloom insisted that the naysayers out there didn’t know what they were talking about. Now there are some picks to back her up. Mirando were recently spotted out in public together and what’s more they were getting flirty with each other. Now if you don’t believe me, and why would you since Internet entertainment gossip blogs have a dodgy reputation, here are those very pix of the toothsome twosome taken recently in Los Angeles as Orlando came round to pick up Miranda from a day at the spa.

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr squelch bust up rumours with a public kiss outside an LA spa
Orlando Bloom picks up wife Aussie hottie model Miranda Kerr after a long day ast an LA spa


Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr share a tender moement outside and LA spa
It’s rough at the top but it has compensations for Orlando Bloom, like public lip locking with Miranda!


Orlando Bloom picks uip wife Miranda Kerre outside of an LA spa where the Victoria's Secret model spent the day
Husband and wife make a clean getaway after their public kiss in


Orlando Bloom rushes to open the car door for wife Miranda Kerr after picking the Victoria's Secret model up from her day at an exclusive LA spa
Miranda flashes the toothies as gentleman Orlando rushes around to open her car door for her


Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr lock lips out side an LA spa where the Vicotia's Secret model spent the day
Mirando lock lips before the prying eyes of the paparazzi

Orlando Bloom and Victoia's Secret model Miranda Kerre prepare to leave an LA spa where she recently spent the day - family have denied that the couple are having marital difficulties
more tender moments between the rumour plagued couple

I know what you’re thinking and the answer is “No those photos weren’t Photoshopped!“. So everything looks copasetic in Mirandoville. See, his mom told ya!

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Lindsay Lohan goes to bash for cash

Remember Lindsay Lohan? Everyone was expecting some kind of big New Years Day outrage from her because she promised that she’d stay in quietly with mom and cook pasta or something. That story was so obviously cooked up that it was an insult to the collective intelligence of gossip readers everywhere. Besides Lindz has a track record of mayhem where alcohol is involved and NY’s is the big alcohol related festivity right next to St Patrick’s Day. Lindz last big outrage involved  – allegedly – punching a gypsy so if she followed true to form she might have wound up punching out homeless people and robbing street vendors in a chemical fueled crime spree.

 Well Lindsay is nothing if not full of surprises. She didn’t spend NYE at home cooking pasta with mom. She didn’t go on a violent front page bender either. In fact Lindz spent New Years making a little money for herself. She did that by becoming the paid guest of Prince Azim of Brunei over the holidays. The Prince is celebrity obsessed. He once paid Lionel Richie to sing for him. Pamela Anderson was a guest at a bash of his – she got $75 000 for attending. Also Mariah Carey, Chace Crawford, Raquel Welch, Marisa Tomei and Dionne Warwick   have been paid guests of his. Basically he’s rotten with oil money and if clebs need some extra cash they can show up as paid partiers.

This time Lindz was the guest of honour and the bash was at the Dorchester in London. Prince Azim flew Lindz and her mother Dina in for the event. Then he put them up in the Dorchester Hotel. When the time came Lindsay partied with the Prince and his guests. So Ms Lohan was running with a very classy crowd and in a very classy locale (give the Chateau Marmont a break for a bit). The upshot is that Prince paid Lindz $100 000 very he pleasure of her company. So she made a little money on the side. Glad that she’s getting her act together. If you must party then party responsibly!

BTW a little update on Lohan. As you might have heard Lindsay has had some tax trouble with America’s Favorite government institution the IRS. She apparently owes them a shit load of unpaid taxes or something so they froze her accounts. Charlie Sheen chipped in with $100 000 or something to help her out. However Lindz is in debt way deeper than that. This new Brunei cash infusion should help. However Lindsay keeps racking up the legal fees. So now rumour has it that she’s considering an offer to do porn for $2.5 million. According to Hollywire, & DNA, she’ll be required to masturbate on film like Octomom.

Naomi Campbell gets mugged

Speaking of one woman crime sprees Supermodel Naomi Campbell has had her share of brushes with the law. She can be a little violent volatile. Now she’s back in the news again in a violence related incident but as victim rather than perpetrator. Naomi claims that she was out and about on the streets of Paris during the Holiday Season – sharing her beauty with the world as you would if you were her and in a generous giving mood. Then as she tried to hail a cab, she was suddenly and without warning set upon by a gang of thugs who beat her up and ran off with her purse. They left her so badly injured that she wound up in a wheel chair and a neck brace – as seen in the photo below.

Supermodel Naomi CAmpbell uses a wheel chair follwoing her alleged assault in the streets of Paris on Nov 21
Hell on wheels – fiery Naomi Campbell is confined to a wheel chair following an alleged assault in  Paris
Supermodel Naomi CAmpbell allelgeds that she was stalked attacked and robbed by street thugs as she tried to hail a cab in Paris on Nov 21
Naomi Campbell trades limo for another mode of transport following her alleged Paris assault

So that’s what she get’s for sharing her beauty with the world – typical!

Anyway the thing is that there are a few elements of the story that don’t quite add up. Naomi claims that she was manhandled by a gang that must’ve been stalking her and waiting for an opportune time to pounce. So the nabbed her at the cab. Problem is that Naomi never takes cabs. She likes to go limo where ever she goes. A source working for the company which organizes limousines for the supermodel when Ms Campbell is in the city said: ‘The thought of Naomi Campbell hailing a taxi in the street is laughable, let alone the idea that a gang would attack her. It all sounds absolutely bizarre.” Also ‘Naomi is quite a demanding lady, and always has lots of assistants around her too. She’s seldom alone!

The police are also baffled by the incident.  ‘A high profile celebrity being attacked in Paris would be something everybody remembers,‘ said a police source after checking crime reports for December. ‘If such a serious crime had taken place then a criminal enquiry would have started by now – especially if the victim ended up in a wheelchair.’

Well it turns out that Naomi’s story might have been a little exaggerated. Instead of being ‘attacked in the street as she hailed a cab, and robbed.‘ during which  ‘Her leg was injured as she was violently pushed to the ground. She was understandably very upset and shaken up.‘; her hand bag was snatched from her hand as she sat comfortably ensconced in her limo. There was a gang involved though – I believe that they were on mopeds or something. Or as a police source said: ‘On November 21, two people on a motorbike attempted to steal Ms Campbell’s handbag as she sat in a vehicle on Rue de Moussy. ‘She filed a complaint with police in the 4th arrondissement but she did not agree to a medical examination.’ The source said Ms Campbell was ‘accompanied’ during her ordeal, and had wisely stayed inside the car.

Her Russian Billionaire Boyfriend Vladimir Doronin did come through for her though. He sent her off to Vail, Colorado to be treated by J Richard Steadman – one of the world’s leading orthopedic surgeons. No doubt Dr. Steadman was well paid to apply his skills to Ms. Campbell real and imagined injuries.

It’s good that the full story finally cam out. The rumours going around for a while were that instead of a gang of street thugs Campbell had actually run into Halle Berry & Oliver Martinez. Acccording to that unsubstantiated internet rumour instead of a robbery the trio just went off on contact – like nitro glycerine! You know what can happen when three strong personalities get together! Fortunately that was only rumour.

Coming soon to Wondertrash:

As you may or may not know music impresario Jay Z is a 32nd degree Freemason and member of the Prince Hall Lodge – same branch (and same degree) as President Barack Obama

Jay Z fixes sporting event by flashing Masonic hand signal!

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Jay Z flashes the secret Masonic “fix it” signal at a recent sporting event – did it help determine the outcome?
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