Tom Brady becomes an Internet meme

Gisele Bundchen‘s current had an awkward run in with her ex recently and Mocksure has pictures!

That must’ve been embarrassing. Tom Brady has been popping up in a few unlikely places since the Superbowl. Let’s take a look.

Sad Keanu was bound to get in there.

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Giselle Bundchen slams Patriots

Bundchen’s Blunders

Giselle Bundchen
can be outspoken and not in the good Megan Fox “I say whatever I think” way. It’s more in a German “I know better than the rest of you so why is everyone so stupid?” way. Take the time she tried explaining motherhood to woman. Acted like she didn’t know what the fuss was about since she merely watched what she ate, did some yoga and POW, young Benjamin shot out in to the world without the need for drugs or any special procedures. It was just so straight forward when you’ve got you’re shit together that Gisele seemed not to get why other women make it so complicated.

tet et teet & the Boob Police

Then again those pack of drama queens can turn any thing in to a whine fest – like breast feeding. It’s simple and straight forward. You let the child take the teet and let nature take it’s course. However some women don’t get that either – according to Gisele Bundchen. She got something off her breast on that subject too! Bunders said

“Some people here [in the U.S.] think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?’ I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”

Bunders gets it off her chest even if she has to say what’s on her mind

So now we know than Bundchen doesn’t mind coming right out and sayin’ what’s on her mind, especially when it’s in the form of criticism against some one else. So that leaves us with the question of what she thinks about yesterday’s Superbowl loss for her hubby’s – quarterback om Brady – team the New England Patriots. If you’ll recall and you probably do cause it was only yesterday The Pats went in against the New York Giants as odds on favourites and walked out losers in a 21 to 17 victory for the Giants.

defeat with an added element of personal humiliation

Naturally Giants fans were elated by the outcome. Some even razzed Bunders as she made her way from her seat – saying “Eli owns your husband”. Now if you’ve been around the Internet you know how provocative the word ‘owned’ or even worse ‘pwned’ can be. It’s meant to convey defeat with an added element of personal humiliation. For instance Wonder Woman getting defeated by a super villain and then tied up with her won magic lasso has been ‘owned’ or ‘pwned’! She’s his bitch! So no one would blame Bunders for reacting to that statement – up to a point.

Pats drop ball – Bunders drops F bomb

Bunders held her cool and didn’t shout back at the offending fans. She did quietly have a Marie Antoinette moment though. She turned to a friend and saidMy husband can not fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.” So now we know who she blames for yesterday’s patriot lose – not her husband. We can only hope, for Tom’s sake, that these ugly comments from his beautiful wife are forgotten about before training camp begins or they could make the atmosphere tense. However should it come to that I’m sure Bunders will be there to smooth things over in her usual way – by makin’ with the smooth talk.

Beautiful smoothies

PS You can’t blame Bunders too much for defending her husband. She had probably gotten a little freaked out during the playoffs by the Tim Teebow factor – just like the rest of America. Football fans were afraid that God might rig the Superbowl or something, perhaps to make some kind of religious point in a way that no atheist smart aleck on earth could ever rebut, through pro sports!Bundchen had even turned to prayer, perhaps in an attempt to fight fire with fire.

However the thing I find upsetting is that when her sister angel Adriana Lima finally gets her big Superbowl moment, after years of having other models promoted ahead of her to the lead angel position – Bunders has to go and spoil it by making the Superbowl about her (When it was supposed to be about Madonna and her half time show)! The important thing is that we can get past this and move on if we try. I just hope she doesn’t make some awful statement about the American Presidential Elections next!

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