Joan Rivers, Miss Piggy, & a pie in the face!

What happens when divas collide? Well when Joan Rivers met Miss Piggy it ended with a pie in the face. Now Muppet‘s fans were probably expecting Miss Piggy’s patented karate chop, but the pie in the face is classic shtick that’s way over do for a return!

Now that may have been disgraceful, but a least it was better than that awful Miss Piggy sex tape that was getting shopped around a little while ago (Viewers have described it as “disturbing” and “grotesque”.). I hear that her sex tape was so bad that even the Gawker wouldn’t touch it.

In fairness to Piggy it’s been down hill for the Muppets since their 80’s hey day. So I guess she was desperate for some kind of a career jump start. Especially after her bid to join The View as a regular panelist got shot down (Barbara Walters said “No way in hell!” or maybe it was “When pigs fly!”. I’d hate to misquote Barbara Walters).

BTW I hear that Miss Piggy is currently trying to get in contact with PETA about a possible ‘spokespig’ position. PETA has yet to return any of her many calls. Failing that, I hear Miss Piggy is planning to run for President in 2016 as an independent, or possibly even start her own conspiracy themed Internet broadcast!

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Kim Kardashian flour bomb VIDEO

the fur is flying over flour power

A few days ago Kim Kardashian got flour bombed while hyping her True Reflections perfume. True reflection is actually billed as a fragrance. I’m not exactly sure what the difference between a perfume and a fragrance is, except about 50 bucks. Anyway Kimmo was flogging her sweet smell of success when something unanticipated happened. She got sacked. A mystery woman walked casually up behind the realty TV star while she was smiling away unsuspectingly, and some how managed to get close enough to her to dump flour on her. This despite Kim’s ‘wide load’. Then again Kim’s rear end has kept people at an ‘indiscreet distance’. Pictures of the incident made the Internet, but people really wanted to see the video – here it is!

So what’s the deal? Kim originally wanted to let bygones be bygones. That would’ve been a classy move that might have earned her a smidgen of respect. Kim quickly changed her mind. She decided that she’d been bullied and so should contemplate pressing charges. After some contemplation maybe she can move on to consideration.

de ja who?

The mystery woman is not a garden variety bully, and less of a mystery. She’s a militant PETA supporter who has something against Kim other than what the rest of America has against her. Probably something to do with fur. The flour should’ve been a tip off to the PETA connection since that’s one of their patented stunts. They flour bombed Lindsay Lohan a few years ago and Lindz took it with more grace and aplomb than Kim is (some said that Lindz wasn’t too aware at the time and went later discovered that she was covered with an unexplained white powder simply thought nothing off it). The whole PETA connection has gotten a bad reaction from the Kardashians. Khloe, unless it was the other one (it’s getting hard to keep them straight but the other girl’s name also begins with “K”), recently tweeted that PETA ‘was dead’ to her.

when maximizing exposure is a win win, for everyone except the audience

Now if anyone knows as much or more about famewhoring it’s PETA. So naturally they’ve swooped down on this opportunity like a bird of prey. They’ve offered to pay the mystery woman’s legal fees (though if it works out like their animal rescues then the poor woman will be quietly euthanized). They’ve also issued a plethora of press statements like such as – “We don’t believe Kim would be so shortsighted as to go after this woman, but if she does, we’ll definitely look at how to maximise exposure to the cruel fur industry, and that could mean defending the activist if she wishes.” They sent that too Celebuzz. Also “How much better it would be if she decided to evolve and enhance her image by donating her vulgar furs and exotic-animal skins to the homeless.” Probably a bad idea since it’s hard to credibly panhandle in a fur coat. As for maximizing exporsure, Kim could give PETA lessons on that – like it’s more a game of strip poker than Texas Hold’em.

What did we do to deserve this?

While Kim, who was gonna let things slide is as mentioned rethinking it – probably sees a publicity opportunity of the kind even porn tapes and reality TV can’t provide – “I am just going to think about it, because I don’t want someone to think they can really get away with that. So we are going to handle that.” So it’ll keep her from resorting to Wrestle-mania (where she might have to grapple Carmen Electra in a no holds barred hard core “reality TV match” for a shot at Paris Hilton & then the eventual Pam Anderson title match. Pam can be played by Trish Stratus for a reasonable “image franchise” fee. R U listening Vince McMahon?!)! It’s not bad for PETA either since the Occupy Movement stole their thunder, after the economy collapsed. So what can you say about a Kim Kardashian vs PETA media grudge match? It’s a marriage made in reality TV heaven. Kris Humphries was never so well suited to her needs.

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Donald Trump Jr Killing Spree Sparks Outrage

predator

Donald Trump Jr is in the middle of a controversy. That’s because he has an unpopular hobby. He likes hunting. In particular he likes to go off on safari and bag a few exotic beasts. That was great back in the days of Teddy Roosevelt. These days it’s not so “bully“. When TMZ published some picks of a gun toting Don Jr standing over some dead beast brandishing a knife in one hand and the creature’s tail in the other – the shit hit the fan publicity wise!

You can do more damage on a trip to Africa

That shot was taken when Don Jr and his brother Eric went to Zimbabwe about a year ago. While there they didn’t snatch any babies from villagers, or start up any ill conceived schools that would later have to be closed amidst lawsuits and bad publicity. They just shot themselves a slew of exotic foreign critters like: an elephant, crocodile, kudu, civet cat and water buck. That’s the elephant’s tail dangling from Donnie’s hand in the picture above.

snotty rich kid with gun pisses off Internet

Now that kind of behavior is hard to defend nowadays what with everyone being PETA‘d up (though in fairness it should be said that Donnie will have to go a long way before he’s killed half as many creatures as PETA has!). In fact even his own father, the man who plays a billionaire on Reality TV, none other than the bellicose real estate magnate Donald Trump Sr, seems to be reluctant to defend his son’s choice of leisure activities. Says Don no 1 – “My sons love hunting. They’re hunters and they’ve become good at it. I am not a believer in hunting and I’m surprised they like it.” Trump added, “I know that anything they did was 100% OK in terms of the hunting community.

shooting from the lip

So since his father won’t defend him it’s up to Don Jr to defend himself. You’d expect nothing less from a resourceful and self reliant killer! Not that he’s started stalking offending entertainment journalists like Dexter from the TV series. This time his weapon of choice is that loose cannon which has caused so much unpredictable mischief in the celebrity world – Twitter! Says DJ: “I have no shame about [the pics]. I HUNT & EAT game … I’m a hunter, for that I make no apologies.” He explained, “I can assure you it was not wasteful … the villagers were so happy for the meat which they don’t often get to eat. Very grateful.” “These are not endangered animals as an fyi.

not ready for prime time pass times

The important points to remember is that hunting is not against the law, that DJ hunts responsibly, and that the local community received some benefit from his activities. Its’ a dubious and cruel pass time, but then so is producing reality TV shows. The problem may come more from the impact of the pictures than the act it’s self. For instance the aforementioned PETA has destroyed more animals in it’s years of operations than a small army of Donald Jr’s armed with the latest assault rifles might managed in the peak of blood lust.

if you gotta kill ’em then kill ’em softly

That’s because when people are naive enough to send their unwanted pets to PETA in the assumption that PETA is pro animal, instead of pro animals rights (it’s an ‘issue’ thing), the animals get euthanized and wind up surreptitious dropped in dumpsters. Some estimates claim the PETA as euthanized over 95% of animals turned over to their care. So that puts them right up there with university experimentation and the cosmetics industry as an animal menace! Yet you don’t see people up in arms attacking PETA offices. That’s the problem with turning something into an ‘issue’.

I have nothing against cows personally, some of my favorite snacks are cows!

You probably enjoy a good burger now and then, or even a steak. While you’re chowing down you probably haven’t thought much about the conditions under which your lunch lived and died. Well there only a bunch of dumb cows good for nothing except Far Side cartoons and fueling frivolous environmental arguments with their methane discharges (their farts will kill us all!). For a good look you might want to check out the documentary Earthlings. If you are what you eat then it’s food for thought.

Where’s the beef?

So the upshot is that outrage is easy. That’s why we do it. Especially when it’s about some rich kids with a gun and not enough tact and experience to play it down. Saying “I don’t apologize!” is like waving a red flag PR wise. However the guy ain’t Michael Vick. He’s not out there torturing bunnies with a car battery and jumper cables. He appears to have given some serious thought about what he’s doing, and how to do it responsible. So unless you’re a tie dyed hemp wearing vegan with some rose colored ganja glasses it might be worth while to put this in proportion and think about the larger issue. That is be as responsible with the outrage as young Trump is with his hunting. Some good might even come of that. BTW – Anyone checked in on the condition of the Amazon Rainforest lately?


Incidentally and for the record Wondertrash does not advocating hunting, or harming wildlife in any way. Unless they wildlife is Cheetah, in which case it’s clobbering time!

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Wonder Woman and controversial pass times

The only wild life Wonder Woman hunts sre super villainesses

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