TMZ’s Sneak Peak at the Oscars

Everyone likes to see pretty people wear fancy dresses and pick up shiny awards while they’re scanning the crowd for signs of low key hostility and smoldering rivalries. In that line the Oscars are kind of like a high school prom on steroids! TMZ is on the beat to, and giving a sneaky peaky to anyone who wants a gander!

The Oscars should attract even more interest this year since there’s a Republican Presidential Primary going on and people might like a break from watch Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum blunder awkwardly around largely irrelevant issues like how many children a Mormon should have, and how much tax should he pay! If only politics could replace primaries with awards shows then the democratic process would become relevant again! Of course at least one politician would have to show up drunk at each awards ceremony and then say something that he probably shouldn’t.

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