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Chris Brown in court: Singer fails drug test

Looks like more bad news for singer Chris Brown. He got busted for pot possession. Even though Chris has a card, making him a licensed user, the judge told him that “kids look up to you so we can’t have you doing this”. I guess that the judge ain’t been following entertainment gossip, & may not even know who Rhianna is either  -even though Rhi was prayin’ for her ex via Twitter!

What you gotta know – This is important because it’s a violation of Chris probation from his conviction for beating Rhianna several years back. Probation violations can be serious. They can send you back to court for a new hearing, potentially off to jail, or even into the emergency ward (Lindsay Lohan is claiming that her current case of pneumonia comes from the stress of getting hauled repeatedly into court).

So This is nothing to shrug off. However it probably won’t stick cause Chris has a card which he showed to officers upon his arrest. They arrested him anyway. Now unless he violated the conditions under which that card was issued – something like smoking in a public place, or sharing his weed with friends, then he was well within his rights. It’s is a get out of jail free card!


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A Rogue’s Gallery of Insane Celebrity That Would Creep Out Batman!

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Robert DeNiro probably does A better job endorsing products in Japanese commercials than he does introducing speakers at political events. That’s because he made an off colour comment at a recent Democratic Party fundraiser. The event was on Monday in New York and bobby had to introduce Michelle Obama. Bugsy Bobby managed to piss off everyone by quipping “Callista Gingrich, Karen Santorum, Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?” De Niro said. “Too soon, right?” That went over about as well as when Alex Jones said that juice boxes make you gay – first they give men breast & then they give them breast cancer!

When I say he pissed off everyone I mean that of course the usual suspects were offended. Like those touchy Republicans. Newt Gingrich called the remarks inexcusable and divisive. If anyone knows about inexcusable and divisive it’s Gingrich. Only Rush Limbaugh knows more. However they weren’t the only ones who were peeved. DeNiro also earned himself an official reprimand from the First Lady’s office, who described the comments as “inappropriate”.

Now granted no one likes those pack of Stepford Drones backing the Republican Primary Candidates. They come off like they might’ve been cloned from Tipper Gore’s fingernail scrapping. That doesn’t mean that you can go around shooting from the lip like you’re no better than some blogger! That’s why Bobby Boy had to respond to that official reprimand with an official apology. Bob said – “My remarks, although spoken with satirical jest, were not meant to offend or embarrass anyone — especially the first lady.” Satirical jest requires both wit and discretion – unless you’re on the Internet. So you can’t just go around saying obnoxious shit that will upset people who might find it offensive. However I personally blame Sarah Palin! Politics has brought out the malicious petty worst in everyone every since that dumb hair sprayed half baked Alaskan bitch got dragged into the mix!

Rhianna – Sarah Palin of pop music?

Now before I work on my official apology to Ms. Palin, here’s some more mild offensive celebrity shenanigans. Who could be more mildly offensive these days than Rhianna? She was always a little bit irritating but these days people are getting fed up fast with the broad. That’s cause she’s gone back with her abusive ex Chris Brown in spite of all the sympathy and support that got tossed her way. She guested on one of Chris’s recent tracks, called him the best R&B artist out there in a recent interview, and has been playig Twitter tag with Chris and his current girl friend K-Tran, whom Rhianna refers to as “rice cakes”! It’s like she made suckers of everyone by being determined to make a fool of herself. Of course she’s Rhianna so she can get away with that.

So while Rhianna is laying down ultimatums to Chris to drop Ms Tran or lose her forever, the rest of humanity is getting more impatient with her by the minute. Humanity like Gene Simmons. Gene Simmons is the guy with the tongue who used to front KISS and then went with Playboy bunny Shannon Tweed and then on to reality TV! So in his mind that gives him rock’n’roll street cred. So he’s in a position to go heaving shit and people he thinks of as no more than fucking no talent phonies. People like Rhianna for instance. GS recently said “We’re sick and tired of girls getting up there with dancers and karaoke tapes in back of them,” Simmons told the crowd at the press conference, reports Billboard.com. “No fake bull***t. Leave that to the Rihanna, Shmianna and anyone who ends their name with an ‘A.’

Of course Geno has a big tour coming up so he needs to say shit to get attention to hype the tour and nothing gets attention like slagging on some one who’s public image is jumping the shark. GS ain’t alone in his opinions though. Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee seconded that opinion by saying “No disrespect to Rihanna, she’s a great singer, but we’re in a slump for some s**t that has some personality and appeal beyond a bunch of pop stuff that’s floating around out there,” he told Billboard.com. “I’m glad he said that actually because I don’t think I can bear watching another f**king award show that is just a little bit better than ‘American Idol.’ It’s f**king pathetic to watch people go out and f**king karaoke with a bunch of lights and video. It’s all completely watered down.” Tommy Lee has tattoos and married Pamela Anderson a couple of times so he has at least as much rock’n’roll cred as Gene – although where were either of them at Live Aid? Motley Crue is also on the same tour with KISS so T Boner has got as much incentive for making inflammatory public remarks as Simmons! So we’re all agreed – Rhianna is a dumb bitch without enough sense to get in out of the rain!

Rhianna & the Kutchie Boy

One person who still likes Rhianna is Ashton Kutcher. Until recently the Kutch had been married to Demi Moore. They’d been together for about 10 years and ever since he played a teenager on That Seventies Show. They called it a seventies show but there never was a single reference to the Fonz or Happy Days so it lacked creditability. Back in the 70’s people who’d never heard of the Beatles knew about the Fonz! So the show completely lacked credibility. Then again Kutch was a 20 something playing a teenager – like John Vinnie Barbarino Travolta on Welcome Back Kotter, so credibility wasn’t the issue. So he was all set for his Demi Moore marriage.

Demi & the Kutch (now that sounds like a late 70’s sitcom!) went the separate ways in a highly publicized bust up several moths ago that left Demi hospitalized and eventually in rehab. She’d become a separate desperate housewife. Kutchie Baby started making up for lost time with a bevy of young beauties. Then he replaced Charlie Sheen in 2 1/2 Men. So a lot of things weren’t working out for him lately. So it should be no surprise that he’s wandered into Rhianna sphere of influence.

Actually it was Rhianna’s sphere of influence that wandered into Kutcher. In the wee hours of Mar 21 Rhianna and her personal SWAT team of security persons were seen arriving at Kutchie’s place. She stayed about 4 hours, and left some time around dawn. Don’t believe it? There are pictures!


No word on what got into either of them except that Rhianna – who has demanded that Chris Brown choose between her and his current girlfriend (the one who stood faithfully beside him during his darkest hours) – is losing patience with Brown. So some quality time with one of LA’s No 1 swingers might light a fire under him!

the Crazy Hour

Angelina Jolie used to be one of the most admired actresses in Hollywood but eventually managed to make it into the ranks of annoying celebrities herself. It was only a matter of time. Her mischievous right leg ain’t the only thing acting up lately either. Her kids are way out of control. At least that’s what US OK! Magazine is saying. A source has been spilling some beans and the Mag quotes them as saying that Jolie’s kids are about ready for Child Protective Services. According to the report:

“There’s not much any of us can do but sit and watch,” a friend revealed, “The kids are all goofed up on sugar, and after Shiloh has five cookies in a row and Maddox downs his third orange Fanta, it’s crazy hour. That’s what we call it: Crazy Hour. Toys fly. Kids melt down into tantrums. There’s fighting, it’s just a zoo.”

Mother Angelina has admitted in the past that sugar is the “family weakness” but it has reportedly got so bad that friends fear the children are actually addicted.
A friend said: “The kids eat fast food every day, doughnuts for breakfast. “Shiloh’s a sugar addict, screaming when she’s cut off.”

The article also accuses the Hollywood golden couple about their children’s hygiene, rarely encourage them to wash or brush their teeth.

“Angelina does not insist the kids brush every day or wash hands before meals,” the insider went on. “They bathe whenever they want, which is not often.”
Their friends have reportedly started to notice and are even telling other people that, “[Brad]his kids smell like Johnny Depp.”

The close source goes on to reveal that despite their parents’ strict humanitarian stance they have no problem with the children playing violent battles that go further than the usual chil-drens games.
“Angelina lets the boys play with guns, rifles, though they are unloaded and some are just toys. “Others are real and pricey antiques — they’re the ones the boys use to pretend kill the staff.”

Mild substance addiction, violent outbursts, and hunting the staff for sport – they sound like the Adams Family on meth! Not since the reports of Octomom’s messy family situation have I read anything so negliegent and shocking. Still there might be a reasonable explanation for this. Perhaps they Pitt-Jolie’s are prepping up for a new reality TV series! With no recent baby pics to pitch for People Magazine exclusives the couple could use a source of income. So a reality TV series hot on the heels of some over hyped wedding might rack in the bucks Sarah Palin style! Admit it – you’d watch too after hearing those hair raising reports!

Megan Fox crazy by donedone123456

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Chris Brown in an Open relationship!

There have been a lot of rumours about entertainments second most infamous threesome – Chris Brown, his current partner Karrueche Tran, and his ex Rhianna. Chris started seeing Tran after splitting with Rhianna. The split was really more of a bust up. That occurred a few yaers back on the day that Chris and Rhianna were scheduled to perform together at he Oscars – they were a lucrative package deal back then. Anyway the pair were out for a drive when some kind of fight ensued about text message from other girls. That lead to heated words, Rhianna throwing the car keys out the wind and threatening to call ops, Chris landing several blows, and then fleeing the scene. Bystanders called police – not Rhianna.

Since then Chris has been in the doghouse. Rhianna on the other hand has been sitting pretty. She’s scored magazine covers, singles, and even an upcoming movie roll. It’s as if the public and entertainment industry were bending over backwards to be supportive. Maybe that’s why everyone was so surprised when rumours leaked out hat the pair were seeing each other again. There was some suggestive Twitter talk – but who pays too much attention to Twitter? Then there was that Birthday Cake single in which they performed together on the same track for the first time since the bust up and restraining order. Girl I wanna f*** you right now. Been a long time, I’ve been missing your body.” – the first line of Chris Brown and Rihanna’s remix of “Birthday Cake”. Rhianna goes on to make suggestive comments about rice cakes – Karrueche Tran is half Vietnamese (it gets worse Rhianna also tweeted pix of a ‘rice cake‘ dressed up in earrings and sun glasses just like Tran usually wears).

Now Tran herself has come out and more or less confirmed things. According to Hollywood Gossip and a source:

“Karrueche isn’t stupid, and she has told friends that they have an open relationship. She never asks about Rihanna, ever,” says a source of Brown’s girlfriend.
“Chris will take several days to call her back at times, and that is OK with Karreuche. She doesn’t pressure or hound Chris, it’s just not what she is about.”
“She recognizes that they are both young, and she isn’t going to let the fact Chris is spending time with his ex-girlfriend come between what they have.”

In effect that’s code speak for “sure they’re doing it and I’m not gonna cover for them!”. HG goes on to say that Rhianna doesn’t fear a backlash of she got back together with Chris, and has hooked up with him a half dozen times over the past year. The reason she won’t reconcile is because 1. she doesn’t trust Chris and 2. she’s calling the shots in the relationship right now and she likes that role. That leaves poor Karreuche as the third wheel on a unicycle. Some relationships are like that.

Rhianna may be enjoying the drivers seat right now, but that’s still a lot like playing with fire. Meanwhile the price she might pay for that is the public support she’s gotten over the past few years. If she’s carrying on with Chris Brown again then many people are gonna feel like suckers for supporting her, and think “So that’s what we get for taking a chance on you!” That leaves her sitting around waiting for history to repeat it’s self – which it usually does. The main reason for that is because people never learn. However to be insanely optimistic maybe – for some reason no body knows – it’ll work out this time.

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Chris Brown vs seagulls

It’s been a hectic few weeks for Chris Brown – he won couple of Grammies, released a couple of singles with his ex girlfriend and former victim Rhianna, got into a Twitter feud with CM Punk, and is suspected of grabbing with intent to snatch regarding an iPhone incident in which he warned the bitch that she wasn’t postin’ no pictures on no websites. Oh yeah and in his spare timne he also chased a flock of seagulls – not the 80’s band but actual birds! Where does he get the energy? My guess is that he’s abusing Red Bull energy drinks!




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Chris & Rhianna together again?

You’ve heard the rumours and maybe they’re true.


Now you have to admit that they do make an attractive couple!


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Chris Brown Twitter

Yesterday’s post shared some astonishingly sympathetic Chris Brown related tweets. Most were from young women, or persons pretending to be young women. On the internet you can never tell. The tweeters were worked up over Brown. So much so that some questioned what Rhianna was complaining about. Many were volunteering for punching bag duty. Most people were surprised, if only because they figured that was more Craigslist type subject matter.

Perhaps it’s something about Brown and Twitter that brings it out, even in Brown himself. Brown has had a history of Twitter related zaniness. In fact that’s why his feed only contains 26 tweets. He deleted most of the stuff. The highlights live on over the Internet. Let’s take a walk down memory lane and indulge in a little Saturday after noon nostalgia as we review Chris’s tweets perhaps as a record of a young man who’s grown up from a fresh faced singer and dancer poised to be another Michael Jackson into a tabloid menace before our very eyes.

The most recent was that “Hate all you want cause I got a Grammy post“. It was actually more like

strange how we pick and choose who to hate!Let me ask u this.Our society is full of rappers(which I listen to)who have sold drugs (poisoning)

But yet we glorify and imitate everything they do. Then right before the worlds eyes a man shows how he can make a Big mistake and

Learnt from it, but still has to deal with day to day hatred! You guys who to hate!!! But guess what???

HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY. Now! That’s the ultimate F**K OFF.

Well you got to give him credit because personal growth is a long hard journey. Sometimes it takes even longer than 2 years and doesn’t pay off in a Grammy won. However he’s not being given the Grammy for personal growth but because he’s genuinely talented. It would be good if the music industry could keep that straight because their shenanigans are another thing that can set Chris off. For instance when Chris couldn’t find a copy of his recent Graffiti CD during a trip to Walmart he went ballistic. Then he went on Twitter, complaining about some kind of retail conspiracy.

“im tired of this s–t. major stores r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the f–k do i gotta do.”

Apparently Chris wasn’t blacklisted. Maybe he’d been sold out. Persecution can play with our perceptions like that. However Chris stuck to his guns – “yeah i said it and i aint retracting s–t. im not biting my tongue about s else…” before musing, “the industry can kiss my a–.”

He did eventually make some kind of retraction on that and temporarily quit Twitter.

Now Chris don’t just post shit on Twit, he also follows what others are saying. Sometimes that stuff can get kind of personal. Like when B2K’s Raz-B made a comment about Brown relative to the respect issue – “Im just sittin here Thinking how can n****s like @ebenet & @ChrisBrown disrespect women as intelligent as @HalleBerry11 @Rihanna.” When Chris got wind of that he freaked out and responded –

@razb2k n***a you want attention! Grow up n***a!!! D**k in da booty a** lil boy

Tell me this @razb2k!! Why when the money was coming in u won’t complaining about getting butplugged! #homothug!!!

I ain’t deleting my tweet either!! I was minding my damn business and Peter pan decides to pop off!!! # whatalame

I’m not mad though!!!! I’m just not silent nor am i one of these scary R&B cats!!

I’m not homophobic! He’s just disrespectful!!!

Those tweets once gain got deleted in spite of Brown’s vow that he wouldn’t.

Some times Chris can even get himself in trouble with nothing more than a kind word. Like the time he complimented a fellow artist that he admired. Chris posted of Frank Ocean – “I f— with Frank Ocean! Reminds me of a young James Fauntleroy or Kevin Cossum.” Now Frank didn’t appreciate the compliment, maybe because Chris was radioactive publicity wise and any praise from him might cause your albums sales to drop (or even the reverse if yesterday’s sample of twitter postings are any indication). So Ocean responded with a leave me out of it tweet to the effect of “[I] f—s wit chris brown, reminds me of a young sisqo or ike turner.” & then “i just dont like underhanded comments. thats all im saying.”

Chris felt that Ocean had misinterpreted his well meaning comments. So he hit the roof. Brown posted

it was a compliment you bitch ass n—a. Everybody claim to be the devil till they meet him.

F–k odd future! Make sure y’all smalltime n—-s stick yo chess out when u speak to me,

Ain’t no battery in my back! U just getting on a– n—-s! Don’t let them pills go to yo head!

I was tryna help yo sales n—a. You f—-n clown! You and would be casted great for planet of the apes!”

The world is crazy. These n—as talk s–t, worship the devil and start s–t wit me and I’m the bad guy? F–king hilarious

Y’all wanna know why I’m always in some shit? Becuz people continuously f–k wit you.

Then there was the November 2011 Twit fit. The negativity had been getting to Chris – like it will – and Chris took to the tweet to complain, saying the following –

“Don’t say s— to anybody and everyone feels its cool to attack me. GROWN ADULTS!!!! That s— happened three years ago. TWITTER GETS WACK REAL FAST! I LOVE ALL THE POEPLE WHO SUPPORT MY MUSIC! i never said i was a LEGEND. people please grow up. Ive never dealt with so much negativity in my life! its to the point now that its just ridiculous! IM NOT A POLITICIAN! MY MUSIC DOESNT PROMOTE VIOLENCE nor will it ever! only thing it will increase is the pregnacy rate!”

So now you know who to blame for those declining birth rates! He then went onto to imply that part of the reason people were bashing on him was cause they wanted to make it with Rhianna. Chris felt the need to point out that such thinking is a little unrealistic – “I know a lot of you wack a-s (OLD) celebrities probably wanna f— my ex, but talking s— on me wont get you far! and to be REALLY HONEST, ya’ll wonder why n-a spazzes all the time?” After that the majority of Chris’s tweets got deleted.

So what are we to take away from this? For one Chris is feeling lower than Richard Nixon these days – well up until that recent Grammy win. For another it might be a good idea for Chris to give Twitter a rest, except for the down to earth or promotional tweets. Many celebrities have gotten themselves into shit through the twitter medium, and so much so that you have to ask why any celeb still has an account. Growing up can be a challenging process and Chris has had to do it in front of a hostile audience. Not that he hasn’t made bad mistakes. However if he can learn to deal with the constant and continual razzing then he might manage to get his temper under control. Or he could just mellow out by smoking some weed – that’s what I might do.

Finally it’s important to remember that celebrities live under a microscope these days. That means that they’re subject to scrutiny that say Glenn Campbell, for instance, wasn’t back in the day when he had his volatile relationship with Tanya Tucker (Though it should also be pointed out that Campbell’s career did take a down turn after his Tucker hook up). So how celebrities are perceived can be affected when an indent is projected out on to the public in hi definition. The event creates a new context in which presents and future info about the celeb can be fit. Not that I’m saying Chris Brown’s behavior has been blown out of proportion. It’s just that if entertainers are held to a Sunday School Teacher standard that even professional politicians can’t manage then we could find ourselves frequently disappointed with them. We might even start running out of celebrities, and then what would we have to talk about?

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