Rihanna Topless!!!

& here’s a link to what purports to be Rihanna nude cell phone pix leaked!

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Rihanna Posts Chris Brown Bed Pic

This is how you know that Chris Brown and Rihanna are officially back together – Rihanna Tweeted this pic of Chris Brown in bed. It’s nobody’s business but she shared it with us anyway! While Chris face isn’t seen int his picture you can see his tattoos plus the Bart Simpson jacket that he was pictured wearing only hours early that evening. Chris has a strong Bart Simpson theme going on in his life as you can tell by the comforter on his bed.

 From EOnLine.

Milla Jovovich playing Natasha Romanov in Black Widow movie? Now that’s not what I said!


MILLA JOVOVICH – NATASHA ROMANOFF/THE BLACK WIDOW: Milla Jovovich is Russian, looks like Natasha, and is a good actress. As seen in Resident Evil, she can be a badass. Milla Jovovich is ideal for Black Widow,


 More of the news in pictures – Natalie Portman is hard at work filming Thor over in London.  The full name fo the flick is Thor: The Dark World, and it’s out in about 1 year. Actually it’s out on Nov 8th 2013, but there’s really no point in telling you that because you’ll have forgotten what I posted and a bunch of other bloggers and entertainment reporters will have reminded you. In journalism 1st isn’t always as important as latest! It would be as pointless as reminding you that it’s called The Dark World instead of simply Thor because it’s a sequel to one of the numerous films in the whole Avengers related franchise that includes 2 Iron Men and counting, the aforementioned Thor, an Avengers film, and they also have a couple of Hulks. In fact they’ve done everything except a Black Widow flick, which Scarlett Johansson likes to remind people about. She may have a point since this would be another opportunity for Samuel Jackson to pick up another pay check for playing a Nick Fury cameo.  Of course if they hired Milla Jovovich to play Natasha Romanov in the film it might teach Scarlett something about running her mouth in public about Hollywood related business. Anyway the point is that anything I tell you hear could get lost in a lot of unrelated detail before it eventually becomes relevant again – so if you take only one thing away from this then it might be this picture of Nat looking all scruffy and smudgy, like a cat that got lost on a dark & stormy night! That’s more picturesque but less representative than saying hot bag lady in training. 


NAtalie Portman reports for service in London looking like a hot bag lady


Hot BAG Lady of the Enternet


Speaking of hot bag ladies we move on now to the entertainment world’s No 1 Hot BAG Lady and that is BAG’s old lady Megan Fox. AS you may or may not be aware Megan burst forth into public attention by starring in a couple of Michael Bay flicks called the Transformers. She then went on to take over the internet like a computer virus. That’s largely because single men like to look at her – a lot. Other men’s girl friends won’t let them – protecting them from unrealistic expectations. 

Megan’s big mouth


Just when it looked like Firefox might go Skynet and take over the planet in some unintentional form of world domination, Megan’s big mouth stepped in to save the world. People had already had so much of her that they wanted to scream if anyone even mentioned the name “Megan Fox” so the powers that be booked her onto one of those late night chat shows that were so popular a few years back, before Jay Leno allegedly stabbed Conan O Brien in the back, and David Letterman got caught getting friendly with the staff. Those scandals ruined late night talk and Dave’s popular satirical commentary routine (Dave either had to tone the act down or change the name of his show to The Glass House).

“That oughta shut her up!” – Bigfoot in her mouth


The point is that back then late night chat was still relevant and Megan was way over exposed so the two had to get together. Besides Meggers had a picture to promote. Megan made her famous comment “I’m not gonna sit hear and blow smoke up your ass” – Transformers isn’t about the acting”. She also called Michael Bay Hitler. The next time we say Miss Megan in a flick she was gagged and awaiting human sacrifice in Jennifer’s Body – which goes to show that you gotta watch what you say in Hollywood even if you got a mouth on you like Megan’s! Either way she was out of the Transformers franchise. Everyone thought that Bay got ride of her but he swears it wasn’t him and that Steven Spielberg called him up and told him to get ride of Foxy over that Hitler remark. No one was sure what to believe except we did start seeing a lot less of Foxy right after Jonah Hex tanked out at the box office.

post preggers Meggers


Megan Fox was almost briefly Wonder Woman in addition to her other duties a a fan boy dream girl

Megan did go on, so it’s not like she’s sharing a career with Katherine Heigl or anything.  She was briefly almost Wonder Woman! She did some roles in films that got mentioned  but which no one talks about having seen. She also recently had a kid – young Noah Shannon. Meggers was pretty sneaky about that one since the child was a month old before anyone knew she had delivered. That left folk wanting to know how motherhood had changed Megan Fox. She did post a very gracious letter to her fans on Facebook in which she expressed her gratitude for participating in the miracle of motherhood. That’s probably not what people meant  and were more interested in “how does she look?” meaning “has she still got it??” Well you can see for yourself by clapping your eager little peepers on the following post preggers Meggers pic posted here below. 


Post preggers Meggers shows up at the Writers Guild Theater on Wednesday to support This IS Forty looking fantastic


As any fool can plainly see Foxy is one hot mama! Meggers showed herself off Wednesday night in Beverly Hills @ the Writers Gould Theater during a party held for the cast and crew of This Is Forty – her new flick.

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Rihanna: New Red Hot Vogue Cover – November 2012

Rihanna: New Red Hot Vogue Cover – November 2012

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Rihanna sighting

looks like Rihanna missed the VP debate

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t the only one out and about recently. Rihanna was also out in the LA area on Thursday. She seemed to fare better than Lindsay. She didn’t need anyone to hold her up, not even Chris Brown, who wasn’t even in the picture. It’s just Rihanna and her nipples – a kind of girls night out.


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Karrueche Tran asked about Rihanna’s mad love for Chris Brown leaving Su…

Karrueche Tran asked about Rihanna‘s mad love for Chris Brown


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Mila Kunis – Sexiest Woman Alive on Esquire Magazine 2012

Mila KunisSexiest Woman Alive on Esquire Magazine 2012

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Chris Brown in court: Singer fails drug test

Looks like more bad news for singer Chris Brown. He got busted for pot possession. Even though Chris has a card, making him a licensed user, the judge told him that “kids look up to you so we can’t have you doing this”. I guess that the judge ain’t been following entertainment gossip, & may not even know who Rhianna is either  -even though Rhi was prayin’ for her ex via Twitter!

What you gotta know – This is important because it’s a violation of Chris probation from his conviction for beating Rhianna several years back. Probation violations can be serious. They can send you back to court for a new hearing, potentially off to jail, or even into the emergency ward (Lindsay Lohan is claiming that her current case of pneumonia comes from the stress of getting hauled repeatedly into court).

So This is nothing to shrug off. However it probably won’t stick cause Chris has a card which he showed to officers upon his arrest. They arrested him anyway. Now unless he violated the conditions under which that card was issued – something like smoking in a public place, or sharing his weed with friends, then he was well within his rights. It’s is a get out of jail free card!


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A Rogue’s Gallery of Insane Celebrity That Would Creep Out Batman!

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Robert DeNiro probably does A better job endorsing products in Japanese commercials than he does introducing speakers at political events. That’s because he made an off colour comment at a recent Democratic Party fundraiser. The event was on Monday in New York and bobby had to introduce Michelle Obama. Bugsy Bobby managed to piss off everyone by quipping “Callista Gingrich, Karen Santorum, Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?” De Niro said. “Too soon, right?” That went over about as well as when Alex Jones said that juice boxes make you gay – first they give men breast & then they give them breast cancer!

When I say he pissed off everyone I mean that of course the usual suspects were offended. Like those touchy Republicans. Newt Gingrich called the remarks inexcusable and divisive. If anyone knows about inexcusable and divisive it’s Gingrich. Only Rush Limbaugh knows more. However they weren’t the only ones who were peeved. DeNiro also earned himself an official reprimand from the First Lady’s office, who described the comments as “inappropriate”.

Now granted no one likes those pack of Stepford Drones backing the Republican Primary Candidates. They come off like they might’ve been cloned from Tipper Gore’s fingernail scrapping. That doesn’t mean that you can go around shooting from the lip like you’re no better than some blogger! That’s why Bobby Boy had to respond to that official reprimand with an official apology. Bob said – “My remarks, although spoken with satirical jest, were not meant to offend or embarrass anyone — especially the first lady.” Satirical jest requires both wit and discretion – unless you’re on the Internet. So you can’t just go around saying obnoxious shit that will upset people who might find it offensive. However I personally blame Sarah Palin! Politics has brought out the malicious petty worst in everyone every since that dumb hair sprayed half baked Alaskan bitch got dragged into the mix!

Rhianna – Sarah Palin of pop music?

Now before I work on my official apology to Ms. Palin, here’s some more mild offensive celebrity shenanigans. Who could be more mildly offensive these days than Rhianna? She was always a little bit irritating but these days people are getting fed up fast with the broad. That’s cause she’s gone back with her abusive ex Chris Brown in spite of all the sympathy and support that got tossed her way. She guested on one of Chris’s recent tracks, called him the best R&B artist out there in a recent interview, and has been playig Twitter tag with Chris and his current girl friend K-Tran, whom Rhianna refers to as “rice cakes”! It’s like she made suckers of everyone by being determined to make a fool of herself. Of course she’s Rhianna so she can get away with that.

So while Rhianna is laying down ultimatums to Chris to drop Ms Tran or lose her forever, the rest of humanity is getting more impatient with her by the minute. Humanity like Gene Simmons. Gene Simmons is the guy with the tongue who used to front KISS and then went with Playboy bunny Shannon Tweed and then on to reality TV! So in his mind that gives him rock’n’roll street cred. So he’s in a position to go heaving shit and people he thinks of as no more than fucking no talent phonies. People like Rhianna for instance. GS recently said “We’re sick and tired of girls getting up there with dancers and karaoke tapes in back of them,” Simmons told the crowd at the press conference, reports Billboard.com. “No fake bull***t. Leave that to the Rihanna, Shmianna and anyone who ends their name with an ‘A.’

Of course Geno has a big tour coming up so he needs to say shit to get attention to hype the tour and nothing gets attention like slagging on some one who’s public image is jumping the shark. GS ain’t alone in his opinions though. Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee seconded that opinion by saying “No disrespect to Rihanna, she’s a great singer, but we’re in a slump for some s**t that has some personality and appeal beyond a bunch of pop stuff that’s floating around out there,” he told Billboard.com. “I’m glad he said that actually because I don’t think I can bear watching another f**king award show that is just a little bit better than ‘American Idol.’ It’s f**king pathetic to watch people go out and f**king karaoke with a bunch of lights and video. It’s all completely watered down.” Tommy Lee has tattoos and married Pamela Anderson a couple of times so he has at least as much rock’n’roll cred as Gene – although where were either of them at Live Aid? Motley Crue is also on the same tour with KISS so T Boner has got as much incentive for making inflammatory public remarks as Simmons! So we’re all agreed – Rhianna is a dumb bitch without enough sense to get in out of the rain!

Rhianna & the Kutchie Boy

One person who still likes Rhianna is Ashton Kutcher. Until recently the Kutch had been married to Demi Moore. They’d been together for about 10 years and ever since he played a teenager on That Seventies Show. They called it a seventies show but there never was a single reference to the Fonz or Happy Days so it lacked creditability. Back in the 70’s people who’d never heard of the Beatles knew about the Fonz! So the show completely lacked credibility. Then again Kutch was a 20 something playing a teenager – like John Vinnie Barbarino Travolta on Welcome Back Kotter, so credibility wasn’t the issue. So he was all set for his Demi Moore marriage.

Demi & the Kutch (now that sounds like a late 70’s sitcom!) went the separate ways in a highly publicized bust up several moths ago that left Demi hospitalized and eventually in rehab. She’d become a separate desperate housewife. Kutchie Baby started making up for lost time with a bevy of young beauties. Then he replaced Charlie Sheen in 2 1/2 Men. So a lot of things weren’t working out for him lately. So it should be no surprise that he’s wandered into Rhianna sphere of influence.

Actually it was Rhianna’s sphere of influence that wandered into Kutcher. In the wee hours of Mar 21 Rhianna and her personal SWAT team of security persons were seen arriving at Kutchie’s place. She stayed about 4 hours, and left some time around dawn. Don’t believe it? There are pictures!


No word on what got into either of them except that Rhianna – who has demanded that Chris Brown choose between her and his current girlfriend (the one who stood faithfully beside him during his darkest hours) – is losing patience with Brown. So some quality time with one of LA’s No 1 swingers might light a fire under him!

the Crazy Hour

Angelina Jolie used to be one of the most admired actresses in Hollywood but eventually managed to make it into the ranks of annoying celebrities herself. It was only a matter of time. Her mischievous right leg ain’t the only thing acting up lately either. Her kids are way out of control. At least that’s what US OK! Magazine is saying. A source has been spilling some beans and the Mag quotes them as saying that Jolie’s kids are about ready for Child Protective Services. According to the report:

“There’s not much any of us can do but sit and watch,” a friend revealed, “The kids are all goofed up on sugar, and after Shiloh has five cookies in a row and Maddox downs his third orange Fanta, it’s crazy hour. That’s what we call it: Crazy Hour. Toys fly. Kids melt down into tantrums. There’s fighting, it’s just a zoo.”

Mother Angelina has admitted in the past that sugar is the “family weakness” but it has reportedly got so bad that friends fear the children are actually addicted.
A friend said: “The kids eat fast food every day, doughnuts for breakfast. “Shiloh’s a sugar addict, screaming when she’s cut off.”

The article also accuses the Hollywood golden couple about their children’s hygiene, rarely encourage them to wash or brush their teeth.

“Angelina does not insist the kids brush every day or wash hands before meals,” the insider went on. “They bathe whenever they want, which is not often.”
Their friends have reportedly started to notice and are even telling other people that, “[Brad]his kids smell like Johnny Depp.”

The close source goes on to reveal that despite their parents’ strict humanitarian stance they have no problem with the children playing violent battles that go further than the usual chil-drens games.
“Angelina lets the boys play with guns, rifles, though they are unloaded and some are just toys. “Others are real and pricey antiques — they’re the ones the boys use to pretend kill the staff.”

Mild substance addiction, violent outbursts, and hunting the staff for sport – they sound like the Adams Family on meth! Not since the reports of Octomom’s messy family situation have I read anything so negliegent and shocking. Still there might be a reasonable explanation for this. Perhaps they Pitt-Jolie’s are prepping up for a new reality TV series! With no recent baby pics to pitch for People Magazine exclusives the couple could use a source of income. So a reality TV series hot on the heels of some over hyped wedding might rack in the bucks Sarah Palin style! Admit it – you’d watch too after hearing those hair raising reports!

Megan Fox crazy by donedone123456

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Chris Brown in an Open relationship!

There have been a lot of rumours about entertainments second most infamous threesome – Chris Brown, his current partner Karrueche Tran, and his ex Rhianna. Chris started seeing Tran after splitting with Rhianna. The split was really more of a bust up. That occurred a few yaers back on the day that Chris and Rhianna were scheduled to perform together at he Oscars – they were a lucrative package deal back then. Anyway the pair were out for a drive when some kind of fight ensued about text message from other girls. That lead to heated words, Rhianna throwing the car keys out the wind and threatening to call ops, Chris landing several blows, and then fleeing the scene. Bystanders called police – not Rhianna.

Since then Chris has been in the doghouse. Rhianna on the other hand has been sitting pretty. She’s scored magazine covers, singles, and even an upcoming movie roll. It’s as if the public and entertainment industry were bending over backwards to be supportive. Maybe that’s why everyone was so surprised when rumours leaked out hat the pair were seeing each other again. There was some suggestive Twitter talk – but who pays too much attention to Twitter? Then there was that Birthday Cake single in which they performed together on the same track for the first time since the bust up and restraining order. Girl I wanna f*** you right now. Been a long time, I’ve been missing your body.” – the first line of Chris Brown and Rihanna’s remix of “Birthday Cake”. Rhianna goes on to make suggestive comments about rice cakes – Karrueche Tran is half Vietnamese (it gets worse Rhianna also tweeted pix of a ‘rice cake‘ dressed up in earrings and sun glasses just like Tran usually wears).

Now Tran herself has come out and more or less confirmed things. According to Hollywood Gossip and a source:

“Karrueche isn’t stupid, and she has told friends that they have an open relationship. She never asks about Rihanna, ever,” says a source of Brown’s girlfriend.
“Chris will take several days to call her back at times, and that is OK with Karreuche. She doesn’t pressure or hound Chris, it’s just not what she is about.”
“She recognizes that they are both young, and she isn’t going to let the fact Chris is spending time with his ex-girlfriend come between what they have.”

In effect that’s code speak for “sure they’re doing it and I’m not gonna cover for them!”. HG goes on to say that Rhianna doesn’t fear a backlash of she got back together with Chris, and has hooked up with him a half dozen times over the past year. The reason she won’t reconcile is because 1. she doesn’t trust Chris and 2. she’s calling the shots in the relationship right now and she likes that role. That leaves poor Karreuche as the third wheel on a unicycle. Some relationships are like that.

Rhianna may be enjoying the drivers seat right now, but that’s still a lot like playing with fire. Meanwhile the price she might pay for that is the public support she’s gotten over the past few years. If she’s carrying on with Chris Brown again then many people are gonna feel like suckers for supporting her, and think “So that’s what we get for taking a chance on you!” That leaves her sitting around waiting for history to repeat it’s self – which it usually does. The main reason for that is because people never learn. However to be insanely optimistic maybe – for some reason no body knows – it’ll work out this time.

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Chris Brown vs seagulls

It’s been a hectic few weeks for Chris Brown – he won couple of Grammies, released a couple of singles with his ex girlfriend and former victim Rhianna, got into a Twitter feud with CM Punk, and is suspected of grabbing with intent to snatch regarding an iPhone incident in which he warned the bitch that she wasn’t postin’ no pictures on no websites. Oh yeah and in his spare timne he also chased a flock of seagulls – not the 80’s band but actual birds! Where does he get the energy? My guess is that he’s abusing Red Bull energy drinks!




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