Heidi & Seal – tension escalating?

It’s been a mind boggling time for celebrity gossip – from Gisele Bundchen buggering the Superbowl to Demi Moore going to rehab after going to the emergency ward right up to the untimely passing of Whitney Houston. The result of the gossip overload is that Seal & Heidi Klum‘s divorce got blown straight out of the headlines and into the back pages right back there with Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry. The last time we heard anything from them Seal couldn’t get his wedding ring off because he was married to an amazing woman! Then Seal’s ex former supermodel Tatjana Patitz came out and said to Intouch that Seal ain’t the nicest guy in the world. In fact she claimed that he had anger issues and a tremendous ego. Then she went on to urge Heidi not to take him back! “There are children involved,” she warned.

The plot has thickened. It turned out that Seal may well have some issues. His relationship with wife Heidi even got “physical” at leas once. That was when he pushed her during a heated argument and had to be restrained by security. He might also be a little lacking in sensitivity to women. A female employee of his got sacked following a campaign to get her fired that seemed to have been provoked by her complaints about ‘sexual harassment’. Male crew members called her a hooker and claimed she slept with the boss. When she brought this to Seal’s attention he laughed it off. Seal even has a slightly criminal past – he used to deal pot and ‘advertise’ for hookers back in London (he posted their phone numbers in phone booths – no arrests).

Now there are reports that Heidi is ready to take the separation to the next level – by taking the kids. Reports have her ready to ditch the Brentwood pad shared with Seal and head back to New York. She was apparently blindsided by his ‘criminal’ past (perhaps because he wasn’t exactly in the mafia by the sounds of it, so some minor incidents might’ve been easy to miss – we’ll give Heidi a pass on this one). Seal’s ‘double life’ combined with his anger issues have lead Heidi to conclude that “his lifestyle and criminal issues don’t provide a ‘conductive environment’ for their kids” (quote from from Star, print edition, February 27, 2012). Since Seal plans to keep LA as his permanent base this could gear up into one fearsome custody battle between the former ‘golden couple’. For one thing the wedding ring is off! That could mean even more ‘startling’ allegations.

Tabloid journalism is about the stars. There are different sorts of stars. Some are the kind with big plastic sun glasses and big plastic lips. Some are the kind that send visitors to trailer park denizens who claimed that they tried to pick them up for hybrid breeding with the use of a tractor beam. Needless to say that trailer park meth is a scourge to North America and a boon to the tabs. It’s an ill wind that blows no good.

Anyhow with that in mind here’s a little something on the whole UFO phenomenon – “who are they?”, “where do they come from?”, and “why do they come?”. Basically the same old questions that still remain unanswered. They remained unanswered because the egg heads, like those Big Bang Theory boys, are unable to come up with nay solutions despite their many years of avoiding social contact through science. If they can’t make contact with intelligent life in this world then how are they gonna make contact with life from beyond it? However the tabloids are unafraid to go boldly and make contact with anything and everything intelligent or otherwise. So here’s a little wondertrash contribution to the issue!

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